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Anonymous Sat Dec 18 22:54:49 2021 No.19595154 [Reply] [Original]

Write in your best prose what you will tell Jesus once you first meet him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 22:59:09 2021 No.19595163 File: 105 KB, 1242x1394, 1635084881459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 你好同志。

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:00:48 2021 No.19595170 >>19595154 I’m sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:01:42 2021 No.19595171 sorry for cooming to that twink porn once even though im not gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:03:04 2021 No.19595177 I accept you as my lord and savior. Now where's my eternal gf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:04:25 2021 No.19595186 >>19595154 New Bruce, are you a poofter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:05:05 2021 No.19595189 >>19595163 What is this meme us it just a Chad? I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:09:10 2021 No.19595217 >>19595154 >tell Putting the 'I' in Christian I see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:09:16 2021 No.19595218 >>19595154 Why did you let my mom's ex-boyfriend touch me all those times?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:10:47 2021 No.19595223 Cast me down to hell. At least the devil is honest in the suffering.

Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:16:50 2021 No.19595247

>>19595154
I have a few questions for Jesus:
1. If you are as enlightened and holy as I have heard, why did you let your followers do all the horrible things that they did?
2. What is your opinion of the Prophet Muhammed?
3. Can you make me happy? Please?

>>19595189
It appears to be a Maoist Gigachad, who also happens to see Jesus as a fellow comrade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:35:35 2021 No.19595329 >>19595247 >Gigachad Thought so. Thx

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:38:14 2021 No.19595339 >>19595171 you're already gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:48:38 2021 No.19595396 Ask if he will lead the jihad to conquer Rome

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 18 23:56:20 2021 No.19595429 File: 85 KB, 1015x1024, 1628497251988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19595154 Lord, I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 04:52:53 2021 No.19596110 >>19595154 Thank you and I'm sorry. I wish to give you a hug and tell your dad that I forgive him, hope he has forgiven me too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 04:54:01 2021 No.19596112 >>19595154 Sneed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 04:54:16 2021 No.19596114 >>19596110 I am sorry I should have said our Dad

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 05:05:45 2021 No.19596138 >>19595154 "Where's the Buddha?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 05:07:37 2021 No.19596142 "This time we'll use the guillotine"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 05:29:21 2021 No.19596199 >>19595154 /pol/tard Christkike tourists are reduced to "literature-related" threads like this because they don't read anything significant in their redneck lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 05:42:25 2021 No.19596246 >>19595154 So, uh, about that Second Coming...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 19 06:37:27 2021 No.19596372 >>19596199 Christians are leftists.

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