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How many things are there?

Pic related, this is super cereal.

>> No.1959385

Eight. There are eight things.

>> No.1959389
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1959389

I AHM CEREALIMS!!

>> No.1959391

>>1959385
thanks

>> No.1959394

>>1959389
I count over 4 things in this picture.

>> No.1959403

One.


Think about it.

We are a giant mass, interconnected, like molecules of water in a puddle.

>> No.1959415

>>1959403
No, sorry, there's actually eight things, not one. I appreciate your contribution but it's wrong.

>> No.1959444
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1959444

>They don't know about the ninth thing

>> No.1959455

> 2011
> still believing in the ninth thing

>> No.1959467
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1959467

> mfw nobody has said infinite
> mfw 4, 9, 8

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1959478

>>1959467
> nobody told him infinity was just made up by mathematicians to publish research papers

>> No.1959605

64 according to the chinese sages.

8 according to the sufis lol

>> No.1959616

>senior prank
>get 8 things, mark them 1-7 and then 9
>let them loose in the hall
>they catch the things and wonder where the eighth thing is
>they had to get a thing to get it out of the thing

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>>1959616
Are you trying to say there are only eight things and that the ninth thing is really just the eighth thing

because that is ridiculous

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1959623

>>1959478
>>1959478

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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1959625

>>1959623
don't worry, you see they published infinity research papers. Thereby creating the infinity they successfully imagined to publish research papers.

>> No.1959645

i'm twelve and what's this

>> No.1959647

ITT: proof of samefaggery

>> No.1959650

>>1959647
> mfw i'm OP and this is my third post itt

>> No.1959671

>>1959650
>>1959647
Actually,
ITT: reductio ad absurdum
Thread claims there are only 8 things. But there are more than 8 replies in the thread.

>> No.1959674

>>1959671
you're forgetting that all of these apparently separate posts are really just one thing viewed from different perspectives

>> No.1959689

>>1959605
No! Hafiz said that 'two' is a funny joke.

>> No.1959694

>>1959674
ahem
1 thing + n different perspectives = 1+ n things

>> No.1959699

>>1959674
Yeah! It's like I have two backyards, one that I see outside my kitchen window and another I see below me out my bedroom window.

>> No.1959713

>>1959699
no you silly goose...
there's the backyard, and then there's you to whom the backyard appears, and then there's the kitchen and the bedroom. at least 4 things there.
oh you silly goose. kikiki

>> No.1959719

>>1959713
>implying I'm not both the house and the backyard.

>> No.1959723

>>1959719
implying you are the turd i crapped out just now?
hohoho so silly

>> No.1959729

There are only two things.
The self, and the other.

>> No.1959740

>>1959729
Reductio: for there to be only two, self and other, there must be at least three things.
either: self + other + condom,
or: self + other + other's anus

Otherwise, self and other procreate and multiply.