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martin "hide egger" hid so many eggs that the nazis changed his name from hiedegger to hide egger. he would hide eggs in the nazi pariliament. many nazis would be like bro wtf where are all these eggs coming from! and there would be martin just chilling and smoking laughing at the pure win that was unfolding unbeknownst to the nazi parliament members. h e even hid an egg in hitlers bunker and hitler called him was like "bruh ur a savage i know it was you!!!!" and heidegger just chilled and lit up a cigar and said "yeah... lol". next day his office placard was changed to hide egger!!!! history of phil... just another win

>> No.19533218

>>19533198
Based Hide egger.

>> No.19533248

>>19533198
My great great grandfather was Husserl and he told me the exact same thing.

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19533611

What a king

>> No.19533712

>>19533198
large if verifiable

>> No.19533739

>>19533198
post here often plz

>> No.19533745

>>19533198
Who's eggs did he hide? Hannah Ardendt's?

>> No.19534124

Could someone point me to the chapter where Heidegger answers why a desktop computer waits for me in my bedroom and how it got there?

>> No.19534139

>>19533198
This still never fails to crack me up

>> No.19534153
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19534153

yeah that's true. after a long time the well hidden egg stayed so hidden that those fools basically said 'wtf the egg was never hidden because there was no egg in the first place'. dasaim or bansai to the fucking well hidden egg.. big deal, right? but then there are those maddened who speculate with all-too-familiar conspiratorial balderdash that the fuhrer had his one egg.. concealed: coincidencia (oppositorum)? I think not, søn.

>> No.19534164

>>19533739
seconded

>> No.19534303

Holy... I want more!

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19534409

>Hide digger

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19534546

>>19533198
>Source: Guy on the right

>> No.19534566

>>19533198
There's actually more to this story. When he was interviewed by a British officer regarding his connection to the Nazi party, 'Hide Egger' allegedly lit up a cigar and told the officer to check his coat pocket. On doing so, the officer pulled out an egg that had been painted to look like Joseph Stalin. The egg then cracked in the officer's hand and Heidegger simply smiled and said "I think I can be of some help". He was a salaried agent for the West from that point on.

>> No.19534584

it's a Taosist cryptic anecdote it says: hide ego

>> No.19534613

>>19533198
>hide egger
was he the easter bunny?

>> No.19534631

>>19534613
yes he's stealing eggs to the platonic cave of metaphysics