Does coffee help you write?

[Anonymous No.19520589]

>Coffee — he called it a “great power in [his] life” — made possible a grueling schedule that had him going to bed at six, rising at 1am to work until eight in the morning, then drinking eighty cups before putting in another seven hours.
>Whenever a reasonable human dose failed to stimulate, Kant would begin eating coffee powder on an empty stomach, a “horrible, rather brutal method” that he recommended “only to men of excessive reason, men with formidable intellects.”

[Anonymous No.19520622]

>>19520589
>In the 19th century, Søren Kierkegaard would also get into a coffee ritual. He “had his own quite peculiar way of having coffee,” writes biographer Joakim Garff. “Delightedly he seized hold of the bag containing the sugar and poured sugar into the coffee cup until it was piled up above the rim. Next came the incredibly strong, black coffee, which slowly dissolved the white pyramid.”

[Anonymous No.19521041]

>eighty cups
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.

[Anonymous No.19521172]

Need source. Please gib.

[Anonymous No.19521174]

Needing to piss constantly is definitely not good for writing efficiently

[Anonymous No.19521194]

>>19521174
A diaper negates this

[Anonymous No.19521216]

>>19520589
Imagine what Kant would have been like if Amphetamine was around

[Anonymous No.19521230]

>>19521174
It also loosens your bowels.

[Anonymous No.19521238]

nah no cap addy be low key bussin frfr tho

[Anonymous No.19521328]

>>19520589
Kidneys can turn over 20-28L of water a day at the absolute max.
If a cup is 250ml than Kant is on the brink of death every fucking day. Not to mention passing out 20Kg or 44 lbs of piss a day. Imagine pissing your body weight in 3-5 days

[Anonymous No.19521359]

>>19521328
Worse would be the long term effect. This would almost guarantee him developping an OAB, especially since he was not physically active.
Forget needing to piss constantly, he'd be leaking piss unable to retain himself after a few months.

[Anonymous No.19521412]

>>19521328
>>19521359
t. men of weak intellects

[Anonymous No.19521422]

I find it conducive to writing but not reading.

[Anonymous No.19521539]

>>19520622
>Next came the incredibly strong, black coffee, which slowly dissolved the white pyramid.”
pffffthbthbbthtbtbthtb

[Anonymous No.19521555]

>>19520589
i eat milo out the tin this nigga kant be eating nescafe lmfaoo

[Anonymous No.19521562]

>>19521328
>250ml coffee cup
Youre such a burger.

[Anonymous No.19521593]

>>19521412
Ay womanly