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19508822 No.19508822 [Reply] [Original]

>mom finds out that I made a Nabokov reference

>> No.19508832

>it's my /lit/ phase MOM

>> No.19508839

>>19508822
why is this a bad thing?

>> No.19508846

>>19508839
He probably referred to his niece as "the fire of my loins"

>> No.19508855

>>19508846
Oh, yes, I can see how this could be a problem.

>> No.19508862

>>19508839
By "Nabokov reference" he means he raped a 12 year old girl.

>> No.19508866

>>19508862
HH didn't actually have sex with her though

>> No.19508880

>>19508839
His Mama will be so compelled to tell her dinner guests how much of a sickly pseud her son is that she will be late to come and kiss him goodnight; a punishment most cruel.

>> No.19508890
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>>19508880
>cat detects the Proust parody

>> No.19509012

>janny finds out I made a Lovecraft reference

>> No.19509955

>>19509012
Nigger.

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>dad found the Schopenhauer stack

>> No.19511143

>>19508822
>buy the book
>few days later
>mom starts talking about some girl - she's a real lolita
>OMG she saw it I know it

>> No.19511767

>>19508866
Are you stupid or did you not read the book? They fuck several times.

>> No.19511769

>>19511767
Literally every day