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[Anonymous No.19502121]

Post your favorite New Testament verses and passages from the Pidgin Bible

Link:https://ebible.org/hwcNT/

>24Den Pilate know he no can make dem change dea minds, cuz da peopo was bussing up da place awready. So he take da water an wash his hands in front da peopo. He say, “You guys no can blame me fo wateva you guys do to dis guy! Dass you guys problem!”

[Anonymous No.19502178]

Jesus Tell Philip an Natanael fo Come
43 Da nex day Jesus wen tink fo go Galilee side. He find Philip an tell him, “Eh, come wit me, an be my guy.” 44 Now, Philip come from Betsaida town, da same place Andrew an Peter live. 45 Philip find Natanael an tell him, “We wen find da Guy dat Moses wen write bout in da book wit Godʼs Rules inside. An da guys dat wen talk fo God long time ago, dey wen write bout him too. He Jesus from Nazaret town, Josephʼs boy.”
46 Natanael say, “Nah! No mo notting good come from Nazaret!”
Philip say, “Come look!”
47 Jesus see Natanael coming by him, an he say, “Dis guy one fo real Israel guy. No mo notting fake inside him! He everytime tell da trut.”
48 Natanael say, “How come you know who me?”
Jesus say, “I wen see you da time you was undaneat da fig tree, befo Philip tell you fo come.”
49 Den Natanael tell him, “Teacha, you Godʼs Boy fo real kine! You da King fo da Israel peopo!”
50 Jesus wen tell him, “You trus me jus cuz I tell you dat I wen see you undaneat da fig tree? Eh, you goin see mo betta stuff den dat!”
51 Den he tell him, “Dass right! An I like tell all you guys dis: You guys goin see da sky open up, an Godʼs angel messenja guys going up an going down by me, da Guy Dass Fo Real.”

[Anonymous No.19502183]

>It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him, but what comes from his mouth. That is what defiles a man
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[Anonymous No.19502552]

>As Jesus dey chop for Levi house, many tax kollectors and sinnas dey chop with en and en disciples, bikos di pipol wey follow am, plenty.
>Wen di law tishas and di Farisee pipol si sey e dey chop with sinnas and tax kollectors, dem kon ask en disciples, “Why una oga dey chop with tax kollectors and sinnas?”
>Wen Jesus hear dis, e tell dem, “Pipol wey well nor nid doctor, but na doz wey nor well nid am. Nor bi good pipol I kom koll, but na sinnas I kom for.”

[Anonymous No.19502566]

>>19502183
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[Anonymous No.19502697]

>1 Da time everyting had start, had one Guy. “Godʼs Talk,” dass who him. Dat Guy an God, dey stay togedda, an da Guy stay God fo real kine.

>So John say, “Okay, we go den.” An he baptize Jesus. 16 Right afta John baptize him, Jesus come out from da water, an you know wat? Da sky wen rip open. Jesus spock Godʼs Spirit coming down on top him. Look jalike one dove. 17 An wow! Had one voice from da sky wen say, “Dis my boy. I get love an aloha fo him fo real kine, an I stay good inside cuz a him!”