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>>19481060
What's the original?

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Twitter thread, brace for 50,000 facebook memes with niggerspeak in them

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too lazy to edit into one pic

1/2

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>>19481127
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>>19481127
>>19481131
lol wtf
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/boy-with-exploding-bubble-gum-xq9qvwn7zvw
I think this article from 2004 even mentions Horowitz recently talking about Highgate school

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>> No.19481402

>>19481218
kek what a butthurt loser.

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>> No.19481503

>>19481414
kek!

>> No.19481523

>>19481218
>Steven Pinker
more like Steven Gay

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>>19481152
I knew it!

>> No.19481538

>>19481414
Based.

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>> No.19481773

>>19481740
is this supposed to be shakespeare? its awful

>> No.19481903

>>19481218
yoooo that guy beating up the horse was time-travelling steven pinker wasnt he?

>> No.19481929

>>19481414
Nice

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>>19481060

>> No.19482275

>>19481722
Did he ever post the pdf?

>> No.19482277

embarrassing how unfunny lit is

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>> No.19482513

>>19481063
He dressed up as Trump IIRC.

>> No.19482588

Can someone post the Stoner memes? I saw them awhile back and they inspired me to read it, just finished it tonight and I need a good kek

>> No.19482759

>>19481090
Fucking got me

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>>19481727
even the ironic is only a mask for the genuine

>> No.19482783

>>19481156
No.

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>>19481127
>>19481131
kek

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Quality bait.

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>> No.19482855

>>19482823
>there is a human out there somewhere, alive and literate and english-speaking, who thinks Shakespeare is hard to parse
big fat kek

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>> No.19482926

>>19481127
>>19481131
hahaha I had no idea Horowitz was this based

>> No.19482935

>>19481903
lmao

>> No.19482948

>>19481127
>>19481131
Kek, based.

>> No.19483045

>>19481156
I expected something better

>> No.19483053

>>19482823
lmao

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>>19482853
Always gets a chuckle.

>> No.19483079

>>19482823
did an AI write this

>> No.19483086

>>19481414

the flow to that is incredible

>> No.19483099

>>19483086
it's just a the b and a the b and a the b

>> No.19483121

>>19483099

and 'The Old Main Drag' is just three chords

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>>19481122
This one has different voices.

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>> No.19483178

>>19481145
My sides

>> No.19483190

>>19482820
Gold

>> No.19483195

>>19483121
here's another one with incredible flow to it the cat sat on the mat

>> No.19483200

>>19481091
oh shit nigga what he doin wtff hahaha

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>> No.19483259

>>19482823
Do normies really seethe at Shakespeare so hard? What do they do with Chaucer?

>> No.19483333

>>19483259
>What do they do with Chaucer?
They don't read him

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>>19483333
My God. I don't want to believe this but these quads force the truth upon me.

>> No.19483354

>>19483259
normies get shakespeare, shakespeare wrote for the normies. it's weirdos who bang on like that

>> No.19483378

>>19483217
Pretty sure people were being burned by christers, not for being christers. Is the joke that /lit/ is illiterate?

>> No.19483392

>>19481091
Why is this image even a meme. It's just someone reading a book, what's supposed to be so funny about that?
Is it because he's sitting on a sloped surface?

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>>19483378
Weak bait, try a little harder next time

>> No.19483482

>>19483378
The man being burned is Saint Lawrence, who was supposed to have been burned on a gridiron and asked to be flipped over because he was finished cooking on one side.

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>>19483392
>he doesn't get it

>> No.19483608

>>19482841
is there any actually reading on this phenomenon
>I have a belief so I'm only going to try and strengthen in
instead of
>I have a belief so I'm going to try and find out if it's true/how strong it is

>> No.19483796

>>19483177
A24 should be firebombed for that abomination they dared to call an adaptation of Green Knight.

>> No.19483854

>>19483392
I'll give you a hint. It starts with the letter N.

>> No.19483927

>>19483488
>on foe nem
what does this mean?

>> No.19484142

>>19483392
I'll take the bait. It is funny because black people bully and laugh at other black people that read books or get educated.

>> No.19484180

There was this post of some anon talking about how he got into a book club with his 50 year old lady, and he expected they would talk about Dostoyevsky and such, but she got him to read a bunch of occult stuff, does anyone have it?

>> No.19484203

>>19483259
normies literally think Chaucer and other Middle English writers are a different language that's unintelligible without study

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>> No.19484831

>>19481773
I thought it was funny but I was there for the original

>> No.19484898

>>19483482
Unlikely to have happened that way, but interesting mythology

>> No.19484903

>>19481070
This one is the best

>> No.19484931

>>19484203
to be fair, the sentence structure and verbiage is quite different

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>>19481090

>> No.19485025

>>19481114
kek

>> No.19485038

>>19481216
>tip twenty percent
Satan please destroy America

>> No.19485049

>>19484931
For Chaucer? He doesn't even use antiquated words. Sure, his verses can sometimes rhyme disconnected sentences together, but the stories are pretty easy to understand. I've read a few of the Canterbury Tales, and I don't really see why supplementary material even exists for it. The rhyming makes it more absorbing than quite a few modern books. I feel like Chaucer is about as difficult to read as Voltaire.

>> No.19485161

>>19485049
it's on me for not being more clear, not Chaucer, but there are a bunch of Middle English writers who sound nothing like what people are used to
English has changed immensely over the last two-three centuries, more than any other widely spread language

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>>19481211
stop bullying me
it's not as bad as it looks

>> No.19485453

>>19485378
sorry

>> No.19485604

>>19484898
You don't have faith, man. You will never get it.

>> No.19485802

>>19483796
It really wasn't a bad movie or even particularly unfaithful of an adaptation.

>> No.19485841

>>19485802
It was competently shot but was otherwise tonally and visually completely off the mark. They completely butchered the character of Gawaine and they ruined every single important piece of imagery that they attempted to portray on the screen. They might as well have just seen the cliff notes for the story, looked up a few critical reviews about it, and said "yep good enough, I think I've got a story here" and then just made the fucking film

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>> No.19486555

>>19481216
Jesus, you halfwit, you donkey diaper lady, I hope lightning sizzles on your hot knob.

>> No.19486570

>>19481114
I don't get it

>> No.19486635

>>19483608
It's called Confirmation Bias.
Scout Mindset by Julia Galef

>> No.19486654

>>19481218
(((Pinker))) would have a hard time exterminating weeds in his garden. What a fucking mong.

>> No.19487065

>>19481737
God dammit you guys

>> No.19487075

>>19482829
>1602
Elizabeth was still queen stoopid

>> No.19487100

>>19485841
I liked the moral though, how being a real hero is incredibly more difficult than it seems to be.

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>> No.19487590

>>19482853
unironically based

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>>19481060

>> No.19488594

>>19481063
Naruto costume

>> No.19488602

>>19481070
I never watched the original video where this is from. Is the joke just that the guy leans back a lot? Or is there more to it?

>> No.19488640

>>19487778
holy based

>> No.19488770

>>19488602
It was a /tv/ meme where an autistic murderer shut down in front of a fat interrogation specialist who liked to shout and move around. He also pronounced his name as Stayvan as opposed to Steven

>> No.19488875

>>19481127
>>19481131
Kek, fucking kikes

>> No.19488917

>>19481090
My brother in law gifted me this book. I usually trust his tastes. Is it worth reading?

>> No.19488993

>>19488917
I liked it a lot, very enjoyable read

>> No.19489098

>>19485049
Chaucer's spelling is different from modern spelling for a decent number of words. That's the thing most people struggled with, at least it was when we read him in highschool

>> No.19489155

>>19485604
>faith
>needing pagan idols
Holy Kekus
Read the Books and then kys

>> No.19489179

>>19488770
Yeah he had a heavy Southern accent
And the guy kept answering "I don't know" to every single question

>> No.19489195

>>19482823
James I was crowned in 1603.
1602 was still Elizabeth.

>> No.19489209

>>19486570
The book's subtitle can't be seen except for the word "schizophrenia"

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>>19489525
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>>19489525
>>19489535
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>> No.19489820

>>19481722
>so niggerblack it was nearly niggerpurple
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.19489959

>>19481414
context?

>> No.19490000

>>19483796
Still the best Arthurian adaptation since Holy Grail

>> No.19490417

>>19481152
Underrated

>> No.19490423

>>19489155
>pagan idols
See, you will never get it.

>> No.19490481

>>19488602
He gets a phone call and in order to get it out of his pocket he has to perform one of the most intensely beautiful 10/10 leans anyone has ever pulled off.

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>> No.19490559

>>19490494
tfw I suffer from the opposite of this. Always forget to say hi how are you and just go straight into "Where's the kings road?" like a fucking robot. Weird how we call both extremes autism

>> No.19490671

>>19482841
as a nazi i had my blood pressure rise while reading this

>> No.19490737

>>19490494
He talked like a Gormenghast character

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>>19490423
The so-called "Jesus" is just the Sun, the g*d which every single human population in history have worshiped.

Read books.

Flammas eius lucifer matutinus inveniat:
Ille, inquam, lucifer, qui nescit occasum:
Christus Filius tuus,
qui, regressus ab inferis, humano generi serenus illuxit,
et tecum vivit et regnat in saecula saeculorum.
Amen.

>> No.19490976

>>19490933
Again, you can't get it and you will never get it.

>> No.19490991

>>19490976
G*d's fault, then :')

>> No.19490996

>>19482789
very based

>> No.19491004

>>19490991
God, crypto-jew.

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>>19481722
Brings me tears every time I read it, it's so funy

>> No.19491280

>>19481414
whats goin on here. TEACH ME, NERDS

>> No.19491314

>>19481127
idk shit about him. Should i read his books?

>> No.19491599

>>19489959
>>19491280
Holy filtered lol

>> No.19491602

>>19491314
He writes for children so probably not.

>> No.19491812

>>19491599
Pseud

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>>19489558

>> No.19491943

>>19491812
????

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>>19491280
Literal nonsense

>> No.19492067

>>19492056
i've never read joyce, but im gonna assume this is it

>> No.19492085

>>19489551
Blessed thread.

>> No.19492097

>>19492056
>vinbad the quailer
gets me everytime

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It's a shame no one ever made an ebin screencap of Catgirl Misaki the Vampire Hunter

>> No.19492173

>>19481218
I find nothing remarkable about a well known rapist talking about his desire to rape more. The only shocking thing about this is he didn’t mention her being a child at the time of his fantasized rape

>> No.19492190

>>19481722
Makes me cringe every single time, without fail

>> No.19492226

>>19490494
>Ye're in it
My fucking sides

>> No.19492232

>>19482915
It's even funnier knowing Marx and Engels were buttmad autists

>> No.19492238

>>19489959
>>19491280
reference to Ulysses

>> No.19492241

>>19492099
ask me how I know a woman wrote this

>> No.19492285

>>19492056
>Xinbad
How to pronounce?

>> No.19492404
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>>19492241
wrong

>>/lit/thread/S12342891

>> No.19492430

>>19481090
Okay but ive used this shit and it rocks

>> No.19492473

>>19481211
>>19485378
KEK

>> No.19492529

>>19481218
>he wrote that down and published it
Jesus

>> No.19492543

>>19485604
>you need to have faith in the Romans being cartoon villains
What exactly is God's problem? Why did the transcendent creator bring forth a nation whose only purpose is to create martyrs? Is he just an asshole?

>> No.19492691

>>19488917
It's extremely good and notably unique. Most of Danielewski's work is like that.

>> No.19493086

>>19481218
Nietszche could rip Pinker's face off like a chimpanzee if he wanted to

>> No.19493320

>>19492543
>nation whose only purpose is to create martyrs?
Never happened btw

>> No.19494440

You want humor? Jason just ate another 3 day ban

>> No.19494449

>>19494440
Who is Jason?
I just ate another 3 day ban.
Am I jason?

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>>19481091

>> No.19494469

>>19494449
He's a guy who sometimes comes around to talk about his books. Also known as the Shitkickers guy. He gets a lot of flak for being overly optimistic and almost delusional and for not usually offering good constructive advice. Nice guy, though.

>> No.19494476

>>19494469
Oh that guy. He seemed nice though I think he wanted my money so I dunno.

>> No.19494501

>>19485049
>He doesn't even use antiquated words.

You read a translation

>> No.19494503

>>19492430
Its 18$ a bottle anon

>> No.19494519

>>19483392
>N I G G E R S

>> No.19494598

>>19481156
Laughted out loud

>> No.19494971

>>19481145
this is too based

>> No.19495577

>>19481737
that was depressing

>> No.19495599

>>19490933
You need to read campbell and jung, this shit is as retarded as ancient aliens.

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>>19495599
Ha Jung. Might as well interprete the cracks in a tortoise shell. This Horus meme is more likely than whatever Jung said.

>> No.19495796

>>19490494
This greentext is why I put turboautist Henry James on my read list

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>> No.19495833

>>19495710
Jung said people are people so similar symbols will arise independent of proximity. The idea of mandala meaning sun is as stupid as ancient aliens.

>> No.19495846

>>19481070
Hilarious

>> No.19495929

>>19495833
I've read Jung. He is not a serious thinker. Might as well read the dream journals of a schizophrenic. At least this Coptic connection is from the same locality in reality.

>> No.19496027

>>19495929
Have you read campbell?

>> No.19496065

>>19495833
>Jung said people are people so similar symbols will arise independent of proximity.
True
Anyway no argument was provided to refute my points, so... :)

>> No.19496231

>>19495817
lmao (Although Pablo Pessoa could go there)

>> No.19496340

>>19481216
What is this and where can I get it??

>> No.19496463

>>19496065
Heres a point youre gaaaaaaaay

>> No.19496573

>>19496463
>mentions gay people for no reason
Hm-mm
*scribbles*
Are "the gays" in your room right now?

>> No.19496589

>>19483392
Look at his pigment

>> No.19496606

>>19481211
that thread was peak lit

>> No.19496837

>>19496340
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek!

>> No.19496870

giving a quick test to see something

>> No.19496903

>>19496027
No, just watched that bill moyers interview. If I had to guess, nothing in comparative religious studies is very respectable.

>> No.19497000

>>19481414
And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Pythin and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

>> No.19497125

>>19496903
>nothing in comparative religious studies is respectable
>posts literal ancient aliens tier observations on the coptics
Aight

>> No.19497280

>>19481145
too funny for /lit/

>> No.19497301

>>19492056
>tag yourself
I'm Rinbad the Railer. Betas keep up

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>> No.19497325

>>19483378
>tfw just one of the twelve apostles died in a somewhat ordinary fashion, the rest being killed in ways too horrible to understand
zozzle

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guys, don't laugh too hard please :-)

>> No.19497345

>>19482789
damn...

>> No.19497374

>>19481070
She wuz scrayming STAYVUN. SCRAYMIN!

>> No.19497383

>>19482789
The "forms" should be hot wealthy people, the goys on the inside should be green with envy, and the people on the outside should be a capitalist, a synth machine man, and a jew.

Otherwise it's perfect.

>> No.19497452

>>19497125
I didn't post that. I just said it was more likely than Jung.

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>>19481218
>As you recommend, I will achieve heroic glory by exterminating some chattering dwarves. Starting with (You) Shorty

>> No.19498263

>>19497325
The Jews were just pissed Christianity leveled the playing field against their chosen people bullshit and they cried to Rome to do something about it.

>> No.19499272

>>19494469
He is extremely delusional and quite overbearing.
> It's a tough week. It's only Wednesday, and not only does it feel like Friday but you need it to be Friday. You're spent. You've only ate a few sachets of trail mix today, but when you get home, you know your desire to pass out in bed is greater than your desire to eat, even though your hunger is great.
> You're taking the train home, and you're alternating between propping your head up on your hands, which are supported by your knees, resulting in a hunched over posture, and lying back, leaning your head on the window. At no point are you well enough or care enough to sit erect.
> The train makes frequent stops to pick up and drop off passengers, something that you find yourself resenting frequently, but today, you're too tired to care. At this stop, a man in his 40's gets on. The train takes off, hurtling towards the next stop, and as it does do, this stranger takes notice of you. He gets your attention with an overly exuberant "Heyyyy, buddy." You begin to look up to see the man who has disturbed you, but before your tited brain can process what is happening, the man shouts, "TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!"
> Now, tell me. How are you going to feel about that encounter?

>> No.19499546

>>19488917
No, it's literally the worst book I've ever read. If you insist on reading it, skip all of the Johnny sections, there is nothing scary or weird in them, he just describes his gross sexual encounters and says "oh no I'm going insaaaaane"

>> No.19499667

>>19494503
>he doesn't make use of the five finger discount
no wonder you can't pay your rent

>> No.19499673

>>19497969
if i had a gun with three bullets i'd shoot pinker twice and then krauss. then I'd enjoy the good times with jeff.

>> No.19499677

>>19497335
Made my day

>> No.19499686

>>19497301
I'm hinbad the hailer the one and only

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>>19497335
oh, you're challenging me?

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Snēd

>> No.19500791

>>19481722
Did he end up publishing it? It's time to shop for Christmas presents, you know.

>> No.19500823

>>19481728
Incredible.

>> No.19500839

>>19481773
put your trip back on butterfly troon.

>> No.19500854

>>19483927
On the homies, I swear on the homies (on my friends, gang).

>> No.19502788

>>19495817
What is/are latinx?

>> No.19502878

>>19481156
Heh, I like this one

>> No.19503593

>>19502788
It's the gender neutral term for Latino/Latina

I always pronounced it "Latin X" in my head until I heard some queer say it and apparently it's pronounced "latinks"

>> No.19503612

>>19495817
kek

>> No.19503780

>>19502788
>What is/are latinx?
Meme name/newspeak for latino/latina
t. latino

>> No.19504262

>>19482820
Really full of history like that? Could make it interesting.

>> No.19504318

>>19481218
Is this the same dude who said infanticide was natural and that we should invent a fancier mechanism to disperse anti-depressions into the bodies of the McDonalds workers so that they don't kys from their job?

>> No.19505479

>>19504318
>Is this the same dude who said infanticide was natural
To be fair, Neetchan thought the same.