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[Hagrid No.19461331]

You’re a wizard Harry.

[Harry No.19461340]

>>19461331
I’m a what?

[Hagrid No.19461346]

>>19461340

Harry, you’re a wizard.

[Fagrid No.19461347]

>>19461340
Yer a nigger 'arry!

[Harry No.19461355]

>>19461346

I’m a WHAT!?

[Anonymous No.19461356]

>>19461331
Is Harry Potter an allegory for trans kids?
>parent figures want to keep Harry away from this world of “magic” (transgenders)
>they do everything they can to keep the negative influence of “magic” out of his life (drag queen book reads)
>at the end it is futile, and the “magic people” kidnap their kid and fill him with idiotic ideas (lgbtq special forces kidnap hip and make him watch sissy porn for hours on end in their secret base)

[Hagrid No.19461363]

>>19461355

A wizard, Harry.

[Hagrid No.19461365]

>>19461355
Blimey, you're a wizard, Harry! Not every day your regular virgin turns 30 now is it?

[Harry No.19461375]

>>19461363

I’m a WIZARD!?

[Hagrid No.19461383]

>>19461375

Yes Harry, you’re a wizard.

[Harry No.19461386]

>>19461383

But I’m just Harry.

[Hagrid No.19461392]

>>19461386

Well “Just Harry,” you’re a wizard.

[Harry No.19461401]

>>19461392

But I’m just Harry!

[Hagrid No.19461406]

>>19461401

No, “Just Harry,” you are a wizard.

[Harry No.19461413]

>>19461406

Listen here Hagrid, I’m just Harry!

[Hagrid No.19461418]

>>19461413

No! Harry! You are a wizard!

[Harry No.19461425]

>>19461418

I’m not a wizard Hagrid, I’m just Harry!

[Hagrid No.19461429]

>>19461425

Listen Harry, You’re a wizard!

[Harry No.19461434]

>>19461429

No Hagrid, I’m just Harry.

[Hagrid No.19461440]

>>19461434

Harry for God’s sake, you’re a wizard!

[Harry No.19461451]

>>19461440

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I’m not a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Hagrid No.19461462]

>>19461451

For God’s sake Harry, what’s with this language!? You’re a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Harry No.19461469]

>>19461462

I don’t give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I’m not a FUCKING WIZARD!

[Hagrid No.19461478]

>>19461469

Listen Harry, you’re going to go to Hogwarts and do spells and shit, and you’re going to be FUCKING PLEASED about it!

[Harry No.19461487]

>>19461478

I don’t want to do your FUCKING SPELLS you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your FUCKING DICK HOLE!!

[Hagrid No.19461495]

>>19461487

MY FUCKING WHAT?!?

[Harry No.19461503]

>>19461495

Hagrid, you’re pushing me over the FUCKING LINE!!!

[Hagrid No.19461512]

>>19461503

No I’m not! You are a wizard! You’re gonna go to Hogwarts. You’re gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucken owl, it’ll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!

[Harry No.19461521]

>>19461512

I’M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!

[Hagrid No.19461528]

>>19461521

I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You are a wizard.

[Harry No.19461539]

>>19461528

I’m a WHAT!?

[Hagrid No.19461552]

>>19461539

YOU’RE A WIZARD HARRY FOR FUCK’S SAKE LISTEN TO ME!

[Harry No.19461556]

>>19461552

Hagrid I’ve been through this, I don’t give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!

[Hagrid No.19461560]

>>19461556

This is NOT negotiable! You come with me, you SPECCY BOWL HAIRED CUT SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER!

[Harry No.19461576]

>>19461560

I’LL FUCKEN SET YOUR BEARD ON FIRE!

[Hagrid No.19461583]

>>19461576

C’MON THEN YOU SPECCY CUNT SQUARE GO LIKE!

[Harry No.19461590]

>>19461583

I’LL FUCKEN BURST YE!

[Hagrid No.19461597]

>>19461590

Right then, ya little wank stain, if you don’t get your act together, I’m gonna drag you to Hogwarts, you’ll get a wand, you’ll get an owl that’ll deliver your SHITEY mail, and that’ll be that and you’ll enjoy it ya chinky.

[Harry No.19461609]

>>19461597

I’ll fucken GNAW YOUR ARM OFF HAGRID!

[Hagrid No.19461616]

>>19461609

Listen, get near my arm and I’ll slap you across the face like a LITTLE BITCH!

[Harry No.19461623]

>>19461616

I’LL PUMP YE SILLY!

[Hagrid No.19461631]

>>19461623

C’MON THEN YA CUNT!

[Harry No.19461637]

>>19461631

SUCK MY PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON!

[Hagrid No.19461645]

>>19461637

I’LL RUPTURE YOUR FUCKEN ANUS WITH MY MASSIVE BEAR COCK!

[Harry No.19461653]

>>19461645

I’LL RIP YOUR GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YA CROSS THE JAW WITH IT!

[Hagrid No.19461662]

>>19461653

LET’S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK!

[Anonymous No.19462294]

>>19461521
top kek

[Anonymous No.19462406]

>>19461331
You're my cum slut harry

[Dumblecunt No.19462513]

They're gunna rupture ur INSIDES

[Anonymous No.19463332]

Best thread on /lit/ now, and that speaks volumes. Keks were had all round the room, boyos.

[Anonymous No.19463343]

>>19461347
HOL'UP

[Anonymous No.19463362]

>>19461331
Some times this board is truly wonderful; thanks.

[Anonymous No.19463423]

>>19461331
Good thread.

[Anonymous No.19463433]

>>19461356
No because troons have no power, meanwhile wizards could easily take over the world if they so choose

>BUT MUH GUNS AND NUKES
Literally means nothing when they can cast shit like the Imperius Curse to brainwash people.