/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19455293]

So when they come out of the wardrobe is she legal?

[Anonymous No.19455317]

>>19455293
She's probably legal as soon as she enters the wardrobe realistically. I mean the same laws and regulations of our world don't apply there probably and considering it's a fantasy world loosely based on medieval Europe you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.19455520]

Satyr rapes, legal or not. It's canon

[Anonymous No.19455644]

Would you recommend the books? I Tim honk I liked the first movie.

[Anonymous No.19455731]

>>19455644
>I Tim honk
unironically what did he mean, guys?

[Anonymous No.19455752]

>>19455731
His name is Tim Honk you nitwit

[Anonymous No.19455753]

>"Listen, Clive. I know you haven't a clue how mythology conducts itself and since you're an Anglican you couldn't give a damnable scrap about upholding tradition or historical coherency, so I've decided to help you out a bit with that little writing project of yours so you don't embarrass yourself too badly in front of the rest of the Oxford chaps. The first major revision involves the initial meeting of the little girl and the Faun. You'll notice it is no longer a tea party which the petite maid and rapacious satyr find themselves sitting down to, and I have instead converted the scene into a 40 page rape sequence. Rest assured the length and minute detail is necessary. Of course this dramatically alters the subsequent plot of the book since the little girl never makes it out of the wardrobe to tell the rest of her siblings whose names I've already forgotten. Instead, the book shifts focus to become a meticulous account of how the little tart is ravaged daily by the faun and the other lecherous creatures you've haphazardly populated your little mythical closet with. In accordance with mythological accuracy she remains chained in the dank basement of the faun's cottage in between the rapings. You'll note the use of heoric couplets and somgs about washing pots and pans conform exactly to traditional Anglo-poesy conventions. Thus the plot continues as all the beasts and imps of Narnia assemble to have their way with her. The minotaurs, the dwarves, the werewolves, the goblins, the hyenas, the incubi; even the beavers join in the orgy and show themselves as the ravenous sex-fiends they in fact are. In the later chapters I have that White Witch lady of yours (what an abominable misappropriation of archetypes!) make an appearance, and therefore we see an injection of some much needed lesbianism. I admit, it was a labor stretching this thing to 788 pages, but I feel the effort was worthwhile." -J. R. R. Tolkien, in a correspondence with C. S. Lewis, September 3rd 1949

[Anonymous No.19455774]

>>19455644
Hi Tim,
The books a fine romp, wouldn’t expect the same level of minutiae as you might get from Tolkien, but still a lot of fun.
They aren’t too long, and you can probably knock them over in a day or two, so give them a go.

[Anonymous No.19455785]

>>19455753
the most based thing I've seen on /lit/

[Anonymous No.19455791]

>>19455753
I've never seen this copypasta before and I wish it had stayed that way

[Anonymous No.19455829]

>>19455753
You tried to hide it Jannies, but I already saved it and will post this when you least expect it.