/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19435078]

>accidentally submitted The Fuck Journal to my teacher instead of my final essay
It’s over

[Anonymous No.19435080]

Sounds like a made up story, but I encourage you to elaborate nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.19435081]

>>19435078
Don't worry anon, I know how we can still fix this

[Anonymous No.19435082]

>>19435078
Excuse me? The what?

[Anonymous No.19435084]

>>19435078
>The Fuck Journal
Well shit I want that submitted to me

[Anonymous No.19435085]

>>19435082
Ok so our anon here basically sent a Fuck Journal to his teacher, when he was meant to send his final essay.
Now he's in a pickle

[Anonymous No.19435089]

>>19435082
it’s the journal i keep describing sexual fantasies abt classmates/other people i encounter in daily life in case i can identify any literary merit in them to put in my stories
i keep similar journals for dreams and interesting people

[Anonymous No.19435091]

>>19435078
>Submitted the fuck journal
>Be le incel
>Fuck journal is a blank pdf
>0 marks

[Anonymous No.19435106]

>>19435089
Is there a fantasy about this teacher in the journal? More importantly, post mega link now

[Anonymous No.19435110]

>>19435089
Post excerpt within the next 5 minutes or you are fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.19435115]

>>19435110
>excerpt
kys, he'd better post the whole damn thing

[Anonymous No.19435118]

>>19435110
Give him 10min

[Anonymous No.19435120]

>>19435118
Nah too long. Should be a ctrl c + v

[Anonymous No.19435128]

>>19435110
gonna blank out some names just to avoid making shit worse than it already is
>C.—most vapid, unintelligent slut i’ve ever seen. Can imagine her getting fucked by however many guys and not even thinking it over for a second. Slave to base pleasures. Imagining her moaning, giggling, incapable of parsing out any feeling of joy or pleasure. Would suck my cock with great joy, would smile as I came, would not think for a second about anything except the simple approval a man gives her when he’s found her useful for something base and meaningless. Bitch.
>D.—Self-aggrandizing. Clearly of high political ideals. Assertive. Can imagine making her my little bitch, forcing her down, making her renounce all those things she holds so dear. She’s a whore in denial, she thinks she’s suited to power when the only place she belongs is at my feet. Disgusts me beyond belief, which makes her all the more enticing. Never have been enamored by anal sex but she gives me the strange desire to do so.
>M.—another vapid whore blind to the world but clearly more innocent than some. Will honestly let any man have sex with her if they say they love her; will not think that they lied to her after. Would love to force her down and whisper in her ear how I truly feel, to see her expression broken, to crack a small smile as I reach climax and see the sadness in her eyes. Will destroy her.

[Anonymous No.19435134]

>>19435128
Now write a story where I fuck them all

[Anonymous No.19435143]

>>19435128
Reddit/10 prose. NGL, but YNGMI. Also, obligatory YWNBAW.

[Anonymous No.19435145]

>>19435128
>>19435134
Just to let you know I'm 24, bolding, over-weight and rarely wash

[Anonymous No.19435150]

>>19435128
some more here
>L.—one of the few women i’ve met i legitimately consider intelligent. Makes me hate her all the more. Disgusting, low feelings abound about her. Maybe the only one I’d feel guilt for if only because she seems to be some steps above the rest. But nonetheless, would still love to see her at my knees begging. Would love to hear her shut up for a moment, see her blank-faced for once.
>De.—reminds me too much of my sister. Would be disgusting. But perhaps the disgust is just an elaborate act.
>G.—stupid little fucking twink. Would feel base and disgusting fucking him. But would feel strong, powerful, to see him crumble. Once interfered between me and another woman. Ever since then, have needed revenge. Perhaps the one revenge I could hope for is to see him bent over, panting and moaning, emasculated.

[Anonymous No.19435151]

>>19435128
1. this is quite trash
2. you are fucked

[Anonymous No.19435152]

>>19435150
lmao you're dead

[Anonymous No.19435156]

>>19435150

[Anonymous No.19435157]

>>19435150
>>G.—stupid little fucking twink. Would feel base and disgusting fucking him. But would feel strong, powerful, to see him crumble. Once interfered between me and another woman. Ever since then, have needed revenge. Perhaps the one revenge I could hope for is to see him bent over, panting and moaning, emasculated.

[Anonymous No.19435158]

no school ends semester/quarter/trimester close enough to Nov. 20 for this to be possible

[Anonymous No.19435163]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>no mention of appearance and what they will likely look like in 10-15 years
>no mention of impregnating them and what your children will be named, look like, and make of themselves
Psssh, get on my level
Fix it now

[Anonymous No.19435170]

>>19435150
>Once interfered between me and another woman
The idea of ribbing a guy while he's talking to a woman and being in his mind for months afterwards is so fucking funny to me.
I was having a shitty day but now I'm wondering how many guys have elaborate fuck fantasies about harming/raping me for just being a jokester. Honestly fucking hilarious, OP

[Anonymous No.19435178]

>>19435150
last ones i’m gonna put up
>Y.—managed to masturbate to her yesterday. Saw her going into the shower; went in myself soon after. Went in and played music loudly; heard her complaining. Took that annoyance and channeled it into a grand fantasy; came twice in the shower at the thought of her coming in there and attacking me. Fearful of her; one of the few women I submit to in my fantasies.
>La.—fucked her once at a party; she was clearly too drunk to remember. Nonetheless, she still engaged in it with energy and vigor, enthused. One of those born fuck-slaves—even in her unconscious, she knows her place and how to execute her role. Would like to meet with her again soon—maybe under the same circumstances. She’d appreciate it.
>Md.—she rejected me once. I propositioned her at a party; she declined with disgust, and mocked me to her friends. Openly, I was mad, but secretly, enthralled. Now think about her nearly every day—simultaneously wish her to be my bitch and wish to be conquered, destroyed, reduced. Have been tempted to steal her panties from the dorm wash several times but am far too afraid of being caught. Can only imagine what I’d do if I got my hands on her. Worst of all is how clearly ugly she is. Alien face almost, yet still I need to fuck her. Loathe her and that is what is so enamoring.

[Anonymous No.19435181]

>>19435178
>Y.
>Fearful of her; one of the few women I submit to in my fantasies.
Yeah, I feel it, man. Yolandas are fucking terrifying.

[Anonymous No.19435185]

>>19435178
Goddamn you are an absolute goblin.

[Anonymous No.19435187]

>>19435178
>La.—fucked her once at a party; she was clearly too drunk to remember.
It's over my friend, let's face it, you've lost.

[Anonymous No.19435188]

>>19435178
based
also are they communal showers?

[Anonymous No.19435197]

>>19435089
Assuming this is real, send the proper file with a note apologizing for having sent the wrong one. Do not acknowledge the content of The Fuck Journal. If latter confronted about the nature of it pretend to be in dire straights financially, forced to turn to internet erotica in order to make ends meet.

[Anonymous No.19435198]

>>19435188
yeah couple of shower stalls
technically divided between men and women but nobody bothers to enforce it these days with how the troons acted up

[Anonymous No.19435201]

What's your current strategy to fix this. OP?
Or do you just not care?

[Anonymous No.19435210]

>>19435197
probably the best unironic advice
>>19435201
at this point i’ll probably try to ignore it and then plead erotica if that doesn’t work. if i fail out, i’ll probably just go work some shitty job and see if i can live with someone in my family. aunt has a lot of space and basically nothing to do. worst case scenario i hang myself, though i’m probably too pathetic to do that.

[Anonymous No.19435228]

>>19435210
I unironically enjoy your writing that you've posted. It captures a sense of banality that reflects modern sexual mores, and could easily be use to deconstruct the millennial perspective towards casual sex. I'm not sure you could actually manage it, but there are the makings of an actual literary novel in these notes.

[Anonymous No.19435285]

>>19435228
like notes from the underground but for sex offenders

[Anonymous No.19435289]

>>19435158
My semester ends next week

[Anonymous No.19435298]

>>19435170
Man I don't think OP's fantasies are very typical. He's weird and maybe playing it up to see if something worthy is produced.

[Anonymous No.19435354]

>>19435078
>>19435289
Just email your teacher it's a personal journal for like a book, play, or something. A lot of teachers I've encountered are chill.

[Anonymous No.19435357]

>>19435128
>>19435150
Nice

[Anonymous No.19435377]

I saw, I read, I coomed

[Anonymous No.19435384]

Op is based.

[Anonymous No.19435391]

This is what happens when jews turn everyone into supercoomers.

[Anonymous No.19435394]

>>19435170
Kys roastie

[Anonymous No.19435398]

>accidentally submitted my theology essay on the importance of abstinence to my cunnilingus 101 teacher instead of my fuck journal

[Anonymous No.19435428]

>>19435150
Gay, very very gay

[Anonymous No.19435432]

>>19435089
its funny you should say this becuase I took a class where an autistic student did this thinking it was socially acceptable.

[Anonymous No.19435447]

>>19435432
>You're the only one not in their bangbook

[Anonymous No.19435450]

I actually find your journal very fun to read, anon. Brings me back to days when I was a horny 14-year-old in school and wanted to fuck anything with a pulse and the bizarre fantasies I had with them. I hope things turn out well for you.

[Anonymous No.19435458]

>>19435450
I was the incredibly bland 14 year old
>I want to put pee pee between big boobs

[Anonymous No.19435464]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178

With prose that even puts the likes of Melville to shame. Looks like you simultaneously won and lost

[Anonymous No.19435478]

This reminded me.
>Had a .pdf of Martin Luther's "On the Jews and their Lies" saved to desktop
>accidentally uploaded that to the dropbox rather than my essay
>the professor is Jewish
And it happened recently. God I hate this fucking board. It's the only reason I was casually reading it.
How do I spin this? I know he can see all the uploads even if I resubmit. We had a good working relationship and there's only like 5 or 6 philosophy professors at my school, not to mention I ask him about Judaism all the time.

[Anonymous No.19435482]

>>19435478
Literally that you were just researching historical views of Judaism. Martin Luther is not a niche author

[Anonymous No.19435484]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
Kek

[Anonymous No.19435519]

>>19435150
>one of the few women i’ve met i legitimately consider intelligent. Makes me hate her all the more.
based

[Anonymous No.19435534]

>>19435178
>Openly, I was mad, but secretly, enthralled.
Yes!

[Anonymous No.19435561]

>>19435178
>Fearful of her; one of the few women I submit to
how is a woman stronger than you anon? pretty pathetic desu

[Anonymous No.19435565]

>>19435197
A coward's advice. Own your writing OP. Apologise for nothing.

[Anonymous No.19435568]

>>19435534
Reminded me of the time I discovered my girlfriend had cheated on me with a coworker but instaid of getting angry, I just held her cuddled her and thanked her for doing it. She was so happy that she confesed to five other times she cheated, we then spend the evening looking at old text messages on her phone from two of the guys and we made love four times. The next two weeks I would regularly get on de ground and kiss her feet, which made her very happy. Though I still get on top most times, the experience has made her more dominant over me.

[Anonymous No.19435578]

>>19435568
This post angers me. Good job.

[Anonymous No.19435585]

>>19435568
This results because women own the common morality. If you don't want your mind constantly flicking toward all possibilities and compromises of defense, you will cuck to women. You're either in a state of complete security, constant paranoia, cognative dissonance, emasculation, or complete security.

[Anonymous No.19435596]

>>19435578
The men my girl has used to cheat on me:

1. Ex-boyfriend, read the textmessages, few lewd fotos of him. They did it seven times.
2. Another ex, at his home three times.
3. Guy from work, one time in her car, they stopped because the guy feared for his marriage.
4. Guy at a weddingparty, in a storage area, while I was cheating on her with my niece.
5. The excoworker, well over 20 times, it went on for 3 months, read the textmessages, requested anal sex which he rejected.
6. Older next door neighbour, he was married.

--- after we made love.

7. Guy that picked her up in a supermarket.
8. The second ex again, for a month. Wanted anal sex but girlfriend did not want me to ask.
9. Another coworker, also only one time.

[Anonymous No.19435604]

>>19435585
Woman I cheated on since our relationshop.

1. Prostitute, Latina.
2. Prostitute, Hungarian.
3. My niece a few times before and after the wedding party, about 8 times in total
4. Older slightly fat and brown coworker with short hair, two times.

after we made love

5. Same hungarian prostitute.

[Anonymous No.19435633]

>>19435596
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.19435638]

>>19435596
>>19435604
are you french and holy shit this is sad

[Anonymous No.19435645]

>>19435128
>>19435078
douchebag nigger, hope you get me too’d and expelled from your second rate school

[Anonymous No.19435651]

>>19435596
>>19435604
Are you in control?

[Anonymous No.19435658]

>>19435604
The only problem now is that my wife is still really jealous about me and her exes. She didnt speak with my niece for months and now finally we had my niece over and she finally opened to the idea of me having sex with her at our own home. Neither my girl nor my niece enjoy woman. So that is not an option right now. When we where in the kitchen I did kiss both of them. My girl initially became jealous again, but after a few minutes she calmed down, when I kissed my niece again and exposed her breasts she smacked me on the ass, with a sad and frightened look. We made love two times that night. Got in an argument. Made love next morning again. We talked and she told me that seeing me kiss my niece broke her up. Trying to get her to accept it slowly.

[Anonymous No.19435663]

>>19435398
kek
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.19435666]

>>19435658
Do you have anything to back up your crazy anecdotes?

[Anonymous No.19435667]

>>19435078
>failed for going well below the 1k word limit

[Anonymous No.19435674]

>>19435666
No, why would I get people into trouble by backing up my claims?

[Anonymous No.19435692]

>>19435658
I must second the question other anon asked: are you French?
What a shitshow! though I do wish I could fuck my niece tbeh

[Anonymous No.19435699]

>>19435692
No, I am in fact Dutch

[Anonymous No.19435703]

>>19435699
yeah that makes about as much sense. what a terrible country

[Anonymous No.19435704]

>>19435078
post an excerpt from the fuck journal

[Anonymous No.19435742]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
>>19435478
>>19435568
>>19435596
>>19435604
>>19435658
A golden thread. None of these seem made up. Great job anons.

[Anonymous No.19435745]

>>19435703
Nah it’s pretty good country actually.

[Anonymous No.19435754]

>>19435078
>>19435089
>>19435128
>>19435150
You are well and truly fucked, and for the wrong reasons. You will be expelled for being a sexual deviant, while you SHOULD be expelled for a range of much more grievous sins, such as 1) keeping your "fuck journal" in a computer file rather than in a handwritten leatherbound notebook, meaning you have no sense of aesthetics, 2) calling it a "fuck journal" rather than an amorous almanac, the cunt casebook, or the coomergraph, even more damning evidence that you have no sense of aesthetics, 3) that your writing in "le fuck journal" is profoundly derivative of Nabokov and boring, 4) that your sexuality, despite desperate attempts to make it interesting with just a hint of bisexuality, is unspeakably boring basic boy "huur I like to le dominate, le sex is le animalistic except for le one girl she could le dominate me, but aso I am le disgusted by sex that's why I write about it" tripe, that honestly reminds me of Sartre, and despite the fact that your pseud-heart probably swells with pride at the comparison, I must emphatically underline that it is not meant as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.19435775]

>be me
>OP's teacher
>he's a kind kid, helps around the class, have heard some rumors of him being strange at parties but write it off as him being autistic
>last week of this semester, have to give the students an exercise
>decide to make them submit an essay
>see OP's submission come in, he's an excellent author
>click the file
>it's his fuck journal
>mfw

[Anonymous No.19435874]

>>19435754
pseud

[Anonymous No.19435885]

>>19435754
based

>>19435874
BTFO

[Anonymous No.19435991]

>>19435078
>accidentally submitted The Fuck Journal to my teacher instead of my final essay
i keep a diary and have written similiar things in it to this, thanks anon knowing there is someone else doing this as well makes me feel less of a degenerate. dubs and i'll post an excerpt from mine.

[Anonymous No.19436021]

>>19435991
Post it anyway

[Anonymous No.19436026]

>>19435991
might as well contribute to the thread anon

[Anonymous No.19436078]

>>19435991
There, I got dubs. You have to post it now.

[Anonymous No.19436091]

>>19435991
Rolling

[Anonymous No.19436095]

>>19435991
(((dubs)))

[Anonymous No.19436098]

>>19435991
There. Post it.

[Anonymous No.19436105]

>>19436078
>>19436098
Try again

[Anonymous No.19436114]

>>19435754
That was way too based for OP

[Anonymous No.19436172]

>>19435991
ok

[Anonymous No.19436188]

>>19435991
rollin

[Anonymous No.19436194]

>>19435991
roll

[Anonymous No.19436233]

>>19436188
>>19435991
Post. It.

[Anonymous No.19436260]

>>19435754
Now this guy is the real patrician

[Anonymous No.19436574]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
Based beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.19436596]

>>19435150
>>De.—reminds me too much of my sister. Would be disgusting. But perhaps the disgust is just an elaborate act.

[Anonymous No.19436604]

Fuck journal are for niggers. I have a seethe journal and unlike you, I write it on pencil and paper.

[Anonymous No.19436605]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
fuaaaark

[Anonymous No.19436606]

>>19436188
alright you win, nice dubs
sorry you're going to have to decipher my shit handwriting (I edited the pic to cross out the name of the girl in question)
1/3

[Anonymous No.19436617]

>>19436606
2/3

[Anonymous No.19436626]

>>19436617
3/3

[Anonymous No.19436635]

>>19435128
>self conscious about feeling feels for cartoon characters
>read this
>mfw I immediately feel better about myself

[Anonymous No.19436654]

>>19436617
>>19436626
>>19436606

holy shit amerimutts really can't write in cursive
like nigger sto pretending get a typewriter or ut it in a word document, this is so pathetic

[Anonymous No.19436659]

school shooter tier thread

[Anonymous No.19436662]

>>19435478
Literally just say you were researching antisemitism through history.

>>19435754
Brutal, savage, rekt.

[Anonymous No.19436672]

>>19436604
Seethe.

[Anonymous No.19436674]

>>19436626
>>19436617
>>19436606
Do not worry Op i doubt your teacher manages to understand anything with such shit handwriting

[Anonymous No.19436686]

>>19436674
Nice reading comprehension you dumb insufferable cunt.

[Anonymous No.19436688]

>>19436654
not american. writing on paper is far more convenient than using a word processor, plus this diary is for my own personal use so it doesn't matter if anyone else can read it, fuck if the thread is up later I will type it out

[Anonymous No.19436693]

>>19436688
you are still an angloid that can't write in cursive

[Anonymous No.19436694]

Obviously fake and not interesting or funny enough to appreciate despite this. Lame OP, go back to the drawing board

[Anonymous No.19436720]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
ahahha seems like you are fucked right in the ass big boy

[Anonymous No.19436739]

>>19436606
>>19436617
>>19436626
you write like a 5 year old and what you’re saying is so incredibly bland
>I am le male and I want to le dominate
that I’d rather fork my eyes out that to keep reading it

[Anonymous No.19436743]

>>19436606
Wtf anon we have the exact same handwriting

[Anonymous No.19436751]

>>19436739
Make a poem about it

OP's writing is shit
I dislike what i read
It would be better to take a fork to my eyes and slit
Than read what's ahead

[Anonymous No.19436780]

>>19435078
debscribe yourself. socially and phisically. i want to imagine better the situation.

[Anonymous No.19436782]

>>19436751
>read
>ahead
These dont rhyme nigga

[Anonymous No.19436806]

>>19436782
it's read, in the past tense.

[Anonymous No.19436847]

>>19436739
>you write like a 5 year old and what you’re saying is so incredibly bland
granted my handwriting is shit. in fact it hasn't changed since i was 6, although I wrote these pages in a horny fit and didn't put any thought into making it at all 'literate' or good prose upon rereading it I actually quite like it. I wonder how well I could write if I actually tried, I've got a few novel and short stories ideas in my head so perhaps its time i'll try.

Just because I want people to read my smut I'm going to transcribe it here. Shouldn't take long

[Anonymous No.19436857]

>>19436739
>you write like a 5 year old and what you’re saying is so incredibly bland
granted my handwriting is shit. in fact it hasn't changed since i was 6, although I wrote these pages in a horny fit and didn't put any thought into making it at all 'literate' or good prose upon rereading it I actually quite like it. I wonder how well I could write if I actually tried, I've got a few novel and short stories ideas in my head so perhaps its time i'll try.

Just because I want people to read my smut I'm going to transcribe it here so you don't have to work through my awful handwriting. Shouldn't take long.

[Anonymous No.19436915]

>>19436857
you disgust and intrigue me.

[Anonymous No.19436922]

>>19436857
>smut
you think too highly of it.

[Anonymous No.19436952]

Bumping

[Anonymous No.19436990]

>>19435078
OP do you consume hentai or shit like that?

[Anonymous No.19437023]

>>19436922
>you think too highly of it.
you're right haha its shit but I've already typed it now.

I am convinced many women want to be dominated and yes I fantasise about rape. I’d never do it, I couldn’t and I don’t want to. What I want is for a girl like N------ to want me to use her like a toy. I want to dominate and abuse women. A woman gagged and in bondage is a beautiful sight. I picture N----- naked and bound to a tree. Her wrists tied together and to the trunk with hemp rope, a red ball gag between her full and supple lips. From her wrists to the tree is 1/2 foot of rope and her ankle's are similarly bound. She faces the tree ad I stand behind her half dressed, my chest bare. I gently move her strawberry blonde short locks from her face where they are made moist and sticky with tears to behind her ears. I feel every inch of her porcelain skin as she wriggles and writhes in repulsion at me. Yes she thinks I'm hideous but she must accept my ownership of her just as all her mothers did before her, yes our genealogies are replete with rape. My hands wrap round her thighs tightly and I pinch and squeeze at her delicate skin until it becomes red and hot. Now I remove her gag and strands of saliva began to extend from this pleasure hole. I catch them in my hand and rub them into her pretty face. She bites my hand. Enraged and uncontrollably excited at my opportunity to hurt her I grab her neck in my hand and squeeze with all my might. Her face reddens and becomes distended. Her wonderful blue eyes bulge and I gather a handful of blonde in my left hand and thrust her head back and forth as she chokes. This is what happens when you make me angry I say, I continue until she seems as if she might die but of course she must be kept for fucking. Now I tighten my grip and strangle her viciously as hard as I can and ask her who owns you? I say you're mine slut and let go. She falls forth against the oak and breaths so desperately and violently between the crying, coughing and spluttering. Before she has time to recover I grab her by the hair and force my solid penis down her throat until her face is pressed into my hair. Back and forth I rape her angelic face until I erupt a stream of semen deep into her oesophagus. I remove myself from her mouth and while she fills the forest with her heavenly cries and whimpers I cut her loose with a blade and she falls to the moss covered ground over which the sun casts a golden veil and I embrace her totally from behind and wrap my legs around her pelvis, my arms around her neck her recently used throat in the crux of my elbows. She continues to cry and cry and cry her bottom lip turned outwards and spilling with saliva. Why why please let me go she repeats in broken drawls. I tighten my grasp of her body and rub my face in her hair sniffing her idiosyncratic scent, I say nothing but just squeeze an squeeze myself into her flesh tighter and tighter as she continues to cry.

[Anonymous No.19437028]

>>19436606
>>19436617
>>19436626
>trees died for this

[Anonymous No.19437049]

>>19437023
>fantasise
nise grammer.

[Anonymous No.19437054]

>>19437049
not everyone uses burger spelling

[Anonymous No.19437242]

>>19435078
And you will get an A+ for it

[Anonymous No.19437317]

>>19435150
>Perhaps the one revenge I could hope for is to see him bent over, panting and moaning, emasculated.
Oh nooo! Zaddy please don’t I would hate it if you did that to me…

[Anonymous No.19437680]

>>19437242
welcome to Fuck School

[Anonymous No.19437717]

>>19435298
>I don't think OP's fantasies are very typical
Well, I really don't know anymore...

[Anonymous No.19437736]

>>19435181
That name has power.

[Anonymous No.19437746]

>>19435210
You are having your aunt in the Fuck Journal?

[Anonymous No.19437779]

>>19435568
>we made love four times.
I had the same reaction when my ex-wife told me about her sexual abuse by her dad, uncle, older brothers and sisters. She was mostly emotionally cold about it and after being incredibly angry and wanting to kill them, we spend the rest of the evening fucking, while I was thinking about the abuse, but it ended up slowly destroying my marriage. I couldnt get to terms with the idea that this was something we where both enjoying as sexual roleplay, I was also worried that if we had children, she would continue the abuse. I saw her several times, lifting the skirts of some of the neighbourhood girls and on one occasion she touched the private parts of one of the girls. After that we went to a shrink, but we had a divorce.

[Anonymous No.19437797]

>>19435754
>handwritten leatherbound notebook
This is a faggy poser shit. Next thing you say will be you are into Dark Academy and simp booktubers.

[Anonymous No.19437842]

>>19435178
>Y.—managed to masturbate to her yesterday
pathetic. I have masturbated to every woman my age group I have met

[Anonymous No.19437875]

>>19435568
>>19437779
Human Sodom and Gomorrah

[Anonymous No.19437879]

>>19437797
>He doesn't have a Moleskine™ (pronounced "mol-a-skeen-a"), the notebook of choice of Hemmmmingway, Picasso and Van Gogh
Someone isn't living the literary lifestyle at all. Next thing you tell me is you haven't had three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having a depth and profundity of a man twice your age. that you do not have a demimonde, and that you've never even done chloral hydrate or laudanum.

[Anonymous No.19437935]

>>19437023
>her full and supple lips
Oh my god, give us a fucking break. Your writing is so governed by cliches I'm surprised you didn't mention anyone stretching their legs.

[Anonymous No.19438058]

>>19435568
>>19437779

[Anonymous No.19438247]

>>19437842
>he limits himself to those in his age group
>he limits himself to women
>he limits himself to living beings
NGMI

>>19437879
If your existential crises overlap, do they count as separate or just as one?

[Anonymous No.19438290]

your writing is terrible and has no literary merit
writing this shit will just make any future writing worse
you deserve whatever your teacher throws at you, even if you'd turned in the correct assignment

[Anonymous No.19438445]

>>19438247
one multiplicative existential crisis

[Anonymous No.19438453]

>>19435078
I had high expectations coming into this thread and I still managed to be surprised, good job /lit/

[Anonymous No.19438559]

You could be writing some shitty nukige if you had been born in Japan

[Anonymous No.19438676]

>>19435187
>crusaderposting

Underrated.

[Anonymous No.19438683]

>>19435754
>and boring

pfpffhahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19439323]

>>19438559
the true existential crisis

[Anonymous No.19439718]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
wtf did I just read

[Anonymous No.19439749]

>>19435754
>amorous almanac, the cunt casebook, or the coomergraph
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.19439756]

>>19436606
>>19436617
>>19436626

Reminder when some retarded midwit has a retarded opinion on here, these are the degenerate schizos you are arguing with.

[Anonymous No.19440137]

Female teacher or male?
>>19435596
Tell me you are planning on dating her until she is fourty and then leaving her, having stolen the best years of her life? Forcing her to inevitably marry a trailer park welfare careerist or a Dollar Tree Manager with a pack of feral children from first and maybe even a brief, yet contentious second marriage? Leaving the relationship with her just amiable enough to perceive her misery, as though an audience member at a Shakespearian tragedy of your own composition, but more importantly project your indifference towards her through your unwavering jois de vivre?

[Anonymous No.19440248]

>>19435658
tell us more anon. does your brother/sister know you're fucking their daughter?

[Anonymous No.19440260]

>>19435568
Hot as fuck, you're living the dream bro

[Anonymous No.19440382]

>>19435128
pathetic whining of a beta male

[Anonymous No.19440501]

>>19440248
I think I used the wrong English term. She is the daughter of my aunt, not of my two sisters.

[Anonymous No.19440511]

>>19440501
She is your cousin, which is admittedly less weird and would’ve been accepted in past centuries. In fact, You fucking your cousin maybe the least abnormal aspect of your situation

[Anonymous No.19440541]

>>19440260
To give people here an impression of how my girl looks like: She has a fairly round face, brown eyes, brown and slightly curly hair and she has a well shaped nose. She is slightly plumb with most of her weight going to her butt, her limbs are very strong and broad, she has heavy build feet and her pussy is fairly thick and flabby.

[Anonymous No.19440557]

>>19436606
Your chicken scratch handwriting is making my eyes water

[Anonymous No.19440583]

>>19440541
what does your cousin look like

[Anonymous No.19440599]

>>19440511
I disagree, its not that I feel worthless, its just that my girl is special, she deserves other men. Period. I told her after her sister told me she was cheating, that I love her and that nobody has a right to try and stop her having sex with other men, she is special, rules dont apply to her. I also told her that the idea of other men penetrating her arouses me, we then kissed and cuddled and made love. Afterwards at 2 oclock when she went down to get some water, I threw myself on the floor kissing her feet and later her vulva and butt and telling her I wanted to submit to her. This made her intensly happy. She became much more dominant in sex afterwards and I enjoyed submitting myself to her and telling her she is special.

[Anonymous No.19440601]

>>19440599
Hypothetically speaking, how does one attract a woman like yours

[Anonymous No.19440604]

>>19440599
I remember when we used to call people cuckolds on this site as a hyperbolic insult

[Anonymous No.19440610]

>>19440583
My cousin is medium height, very skinny, she has a bulbous head, a stubby nose and her teeth kinda stick out, her hair is sandy brown and very straight, her breasts sag a lot for her age, she is kinda bend over, her skin is slightly dark from her dad, she has a lot of bush and a nice looking vagina, her feet are long and delicate.

[Anonymous No.19440620]

>>19440604
I have also tried submitting myself to my cousin, but she thinks I am just being silly, after I tried to kiss her feet she just got on the ground and did the same thing to me.

[Anonymous No.19440621]

>>19440599

[Anonymous No.19440647]

>>19435754
let's see some excerpts from your fuck journal

[Anonymous No.19440832]

>>19440620

[Anonymous No.19441167]

>>19440620
your story greatly intrigues me anon. i'd like to know more; in fact, a lot more.

[Anonymous No.19441269]

>>19435398
Lmao

[Anonymous No.19441275]

>>19435754
Patrician beyond limits

[Anonymous No.19441291]

>>19436606
>>19436617
>>19436626
>it's just a rapey bdsm thing
I sleep
>>19440610
I wish I could draw the mental image of this

[Anonymous No.19441418]

Threads like this and the Russian grow anon one up on fit are why I still come here. Cheers lads, a toast to autism.

[Anonymous No.19441492]

>>19435658
I thought it was your girlfriend? Sounds like a larp.

[Anonymous No.19441568]

>>19441418
>Russian grow anon
Do you have a link?

[Anonymous No.19441623]

holy shit this entire thread

[Anonymous No.19441706]

>>19435754
basado

[Anonymous No.19441788]

>>19441492
http://www.dwotd.nl/2007/09/264-wijf.html

[Anonymous No.19441867]

>>19441167
Not much else to say, my cousin and I are 7 years apart, I am 26 and she is 19. Our relationship started when she just turned 17, we where driving and talking about what kind of men we both find attractive, I mentioned that I loved the boy she was dating when she was 14, he was a gangly kid, I think 3 years older, tall, tanned, with a nice butt and long blondish hair. I asked her why her relationship ended, she told me that he cheated on her with a girl from his church, then she cheated on him with his best friend, who was slightly stubby with glasses. I started telling her that I tried to make a pass at her best friend once but it failed, she asked me why I did that, I told her I did it because she was your best friend. I then blundly asked her how many boys she has been with and she said 12. I then asked her which of those boys she enjoyed the most, at that moment she turned red and didnt want to awnser, when I pressed the issue she said that yes her two best partners where that boy she dated when she was 14 and a guy she slept with during the summer, I then put my hand on her thighs and she froze, after being tense for a while she finally relaxed and she allowed me to rub her vulva through her pants, she was still mostly unmoving but her heart was clearly pounding. I did not bring her to orgasm or take out my own penis, because we had arrived at her parents house. After eating dinner she acted like nothing had happened, when I drove her home again I first acted like nothing had happened, I then simply told her we should have sex, she acted really passive, I put the car next to a little wooded area and then kissed her and fondled her, the whole time she was passive, eventually we drove off again, she was putting her hands together and rubbing them over her vulva a few times, when we arrived at my home I did not take her to my bedroom, instaid I undressed her on a couch in my study, I made love to her only once with a quick orgasm. She did not end with fingering herself. She then took a shower. She said she felled dirty. A week later I asked her again if she wanted to come over and she said yes, after that she became more at ease and was less tense.

[Anonymous No.19441915]

>>19437779
good thing she didn't tell you about her sexual abuse by her granddad, mother, aunts and teachers.

[Anonymous No.19442044]

These threads are always weird to me because I can't have serious sexual fantasies about women, only monsters and mythological creatures. If I like a girl IRL I have to at least accessorize her with fangs, weird eyes, wings, horns, a tail, etc.
>inb4 >>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.19442249]

>>19442044
More like inb4 >>>/trash/
Also you're pretty based

[Anonymous No.19442260]

>>19435178
>fucked her once at a party; she was clearly too drunk to remember

According to the rules we live in these days, you just admitted to your professor that you raped a girl. If this wasn't all a big larp you'd be fucked.

[Anonymous No.19442267]

>>19442044
I've fapped to anime girls for so long that they're the default to me while real girls are a novelty.

[Anonymous No.19442285]

>>19442267
>>19442044
I fap exclusively to 3d models of hot girls that I made with my own hands, get on my level.

[Anonymous No.19442291]

>>19442285
Post pic or bullshit

[Anonymous No.19442298]

>>19435078
It has only begun

[Anonymous No.19442305]

>>19435082
Postmodernist required reading, you wouldnt get it.

[Anonymous No.19442431]

>>19442044
I fap every day to degenerate doujins, but for IRL girls and boys, I can only ever think of cuddling

[Anonymous No.19442514]

>>19435089
You shouldn't be fueling lustful passions. It does nothing for you. Dismiss all thoughts and focus on your studies or you become a slave to each and every passing distraction like a cat chirping hopelessly on instinct when it sees a bird. You've reduce yourself to a slave and are not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.19442579]

>>19435157
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.19442748]

>>19437879
I hate this subculture so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.19442791]

>>19442748
This post goes very hard as well.

[Anonymous No.19442858]

>>19442791
fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.19443046]

>>19435150
This is kinda hot desu.

[Anonymous No.19443086]

>>19435089
Kek had a dude at my old school who kept a literal fuck journal about EVERY girl in her class and every gritty detail of what he wanted to do to each and every one of them. Some dudes found it somehow, they started bullying him with it and showed the girls in class. The autist ended up breaking a dude's nose and getting expelled. On one hand, he can write whatever he wants, on the other, how retarded do you have to be to bring a fuck journal to high school?

[Anonymous No.19443091]

>>19435150
Kek I'm always grateful I didn't end up this fucking autistic. You deserve to be expelled

[Anonymous No.19443099]

>>19435187
Based and kek'd

[Anonymous No.19443109]

>>19443086
>On one hand, he can write whatever he wants, on the other, how retarded do you have to be to bring a fuck journal to high school?
Gotta write it down when the memory's still fresh, like with a dream journal.

[Anonymous No.19443122]

>>19435604
Unironically curious how the hell you got your niece to fuck. Just, how do things line up for that to happen?

[Anonymous No.19443124]

>>19435078
test

[Anonymous No.19443165]

>>19443109
Just attach a note or something. Like this
>To whomever may find this, this is hardly fiction, I know, it’s too specific and rather morally repugnant to be so. Yet, bear in mind that not all is true that is said and that merely admitting to these things is that which makes it regrettable. For I barely know, any men, nor woman, who I’ve met, which I don’t suspect of doing as such. The only difference being that I — in some deranged artistic pursuit — have set upon laying the specifics of my practices out in full detail. Remember, we all have our own nasty habits which we wish to keep secret, and yes, you may proclaim yourself saint upon reading this. But I do not doubt, you as well, partake in your fair share of vices. Lastly, the line between vulgarity, for me, is drawn from the point of distribution. Publication, the sharing of the work, practically makes you endorse and encourage such behaviour. This text, however, was never meant to become public, if it has done so, the very stage onto which it was created has been shifted; removed from its context. Van Eyck’s Lamb of God hangs in the Sint-Baafskathedraal because the painter incorporated the position of the sun and the layout of the windows into the reflections observed on the panel's depictions of jewels, mirror, skin, clothing and shading. Thus, removing the piece from its context, for example, stationing it in a bright-lit museum, will completely destroy the connection the painting had with its immediate surroundings and context; which is of course — being an altar piece hanging in a church — religious. Treat my work just the same upon finding it and apply a level of moderation when it comes to your criticisms. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.19443193]

>>19436654
Anon, Americans *invented* good cursive. Look up CP Zaner, Louis Madarasz or Spencerian handwriting sometime.

[Anonymous No.19443236]

>>19435754
Let's see Paul Allens cunt almanac.

[Anonymous No.19443242]

>>19435568
Based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.19443271]

Excerpt from my sexual habits diary
>Yes, usually I collect my splurgy in two sheets of folded toilet paper. But that’s only when I know I’m going to commit to the act. Usually, though, the urge comes unexpectedly. Morning wood or showering tends to do the trick. Probably cause my own nakedness arouses me. I think this naturally tends to develop once you’ve had some partners. As opposed to masturbation, sex is usually butt naked. Like Pavlov’s dog, my mind made a connection; involuntarily turning me on, the moment I’m aware of my nakedness. This has partly contributed to me, not having to rely on pornography. Thank god. I despise it and simply don’t need it. I just think of Suzy, my goddess.
After I’ve filled the nappy I push the last little blubby out by pinching the base and squeezing upwards like you’d do with an almost empty tube of toothpaste. Then of course, — because it is such a small amount; because I’m too lazy wipe it off of my gland with the already filled-up nappy grown cold; and because, leaving it unattended, tends to make my splurgy drip on the floor during my trip to the bathroom trying dispose of the nappy— I eat it.
This hardly has sexual connotation, rather a practical one. I do it all the time as well; like picking my nose, eating my fingernails and the dirt underneath it, my scabs, my bed-crumbs, my earwax and these little, weird, loose skins inside of my ear-shell. You must think by reading this that I’m some lazy, nasty neet. I just want you to know, your neighbour, teacher, dad, maybe even grandpa might be doing it as well. By all standards, I’m a clean person. I just do it in private, like everyone. I just see it as stuff from my own body, and apart from the fingernail dirt, nothing on this list is inherently filthy or potentially sickening unlike other bodily excrementations.
Once I’ve finished barfing the worm, when the woody subsides, returning to its dormant flaccid state. There’s always a little pinchy whinchy left. The droop usually blurbles out a little into my underwear. I don’t have to tell you what happens with this droobly. Given that by this point I’m far away from any hygienical luxuries that’d facilitate the cleaning of such a mishap. The way I do it, is that I stick my finger underneath the foreskin of my shrivelled, shrunken dick — reminding you of grandpa’s forehead — and start swirling, making circles around my cum soiled, vacuum gland fore-skin. I do this several times, then like Winnie the Pooh, plumbing into his honeypot, I stick that finger in my mouth; I then, wipe my finger off on some nearby fabric, use a new finger, as to not introduce any fabric bacteria or dust to my gland, and repeat the process until spit has replaced all remaining splurgle. After which, according to my standards, I’m sufficiently cleansed and continue on with my day.

[Anonymous No.19443300]

>>19443236
It's either the Amorous Almanac, or the Cunt Casebook (or the Dicksleeve Diaries, or the Harlot Handbook, or the Jezebel Journal).

The alliteration is important.

[Anonymous No.19443347]

>>19442291
I mean if you know how to make models already, it isn't that hard

[Anonymous No.19443439]

>>19435754
>amorous almanac, the cunt casebook, or the coomergraph
;^) based

[Anonymous No.19443551]

Couldn't you just e-mail the teacher askind if he could not open the file you sent him, saying that you accidentally sent something really intimate and send the proper file afterwards?
I'm sure that he would understand, it's not like he's interested in reading your fuck journal.

[Anonymous No.19443731]

>>19443122
see

>>19441867

[Anonymous No.19443923]

>>19443271
what’s your deal

[Anonymous No.19444030]

>L. light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. L- — —: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. L-. —. —. She was L-plain L-, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was L—-,in slacks. She was D—— at school. She was D——— on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always L.

[Anonymous No.19444072]

>>19435187
KEK

[Anonymous No.19444098]

>>19440599
What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.19444099]

>>19443923
I'm fine thank you yes.

[Anonymous No.19444122]

>>19435089
I found out my girlfriend wrote a series of erotic fantasies about me before we started dating. She was beet red and I was throbbing (respectfully).

[Anonymous No.19444186]

Phew, what a thread

[Anonymous No.19444216]

Severely overrated thread

[Anonymous No.19444613]

>>19435754
Stop, he's already dead!

[Anonymous No.19444663]

>>19435128
Amazing prose bro !!
loved it

[Anonymous No.19444673]

>>19443551
If I got an email like that I'd respond "of course" then read it anyway and afterwards copy it to my folder named "blackmail"

[Anonymous No.19444691]

>>19435150
Beautiful just beautiful !

[Anonymous No.19444754]

>>19435078
Explain to your teacher that you sent some very private shit instead of your essay

[Anonymous No.19445012]

>>19435754
cringe

[Anonymous No.19445071]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
You are a profoundly boring person.

[Anonymous No.19445147]

>>19435128
>uhh I hate women but women please give me vagina

I will never understand incels.

[Anonymous No.19445547]

>>19445147
It's a case where feminists are right: male entitlement

[Anonymous No.19445936]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178
You're dead op.

(Put me in the screencap!)

[Anonymous No.19446153]

>>19445071
>>19445147
>>19445547
>t. femoids with no sense of humor

[Anonymous No.19446334]

>>19435128
Like a really, really lame horny high schoolers version of Humbert Humbert.

[Anonymous No.19446340]

>>19435150
> Once interfered between me and another woman.

Describe it.

[Anonymous No.19446342]

>>19446153
OP is profoundly unfunny, the only thing funny in fact is knowing he is going to likely get severely fucked.

[Anonymous No.19446348]

>>19435078
Your life is over, I fear. It was a good run.

[Anonymous No.19446457]

>>19435128
>>19435150
>>19435178

[Anonymous No.19446477]

>>19446342
>profoundly

[Anonymous No.19446483]

>>19435078
oh the bight side, you didn't CTRL C+V into a chat, you picked a file and uploaded the wrong one.

[Anonymous No.19446521]

>>19437054
that's not bong spelling either

[Anonymous No.19446550]

>>19446477
Just like every woman has ever done to you huh?

[Anonymous No.19446611]

>>19446550
Nope, being fit and taking care of a border collie rescue make me an attractive partner. I wager you're either a troon or a seething femcel

[Anonymous No.19446672]

>>19446611
Wrong on both accounts, typical incel thinking though

[Anonymous No.19446686]

>>19436626
do you have any more to post?

[Anonymous No.19446691]

>>19442044
absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.19446694]

>>19446691

[Anonymous No.19446695]

>>19446686
>double dubs
>>19435078 you better fucking deliver

[Anonymous No.19446702]

>>19446672
I can feel the troon wafting from your post. only a high level dilator could be this consistently asstight.

[Anonymous No.19446728]

>>19446672
Oh isn't that something, we have a faggot on 4chan!

[Anonymous No.19446975]

>>19435568
What resolving the madonna-whore dichotomy does to a nigga

[Anonymous No.19447037]

>>19435754
emphatically based

[Anonymous No.19447253]

>>19441867
a 17 year old girl told you she'd been with 12 guys. my god I hate to think that the incels are right but this is awful

[Anonymous No.19447282]

>>19444030
Kek, underrated

[Anonymous No.19447289]

>>19443271
Abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.19447298]

>>19446691
>>19446694
Haha awooo
I'm trying to leave this behind though, although I have my doubts I'll ever find an actual woman again.

[Anonymous No.19447305]

>>19442044
If I find a woman attractive, I usually fantasise about the thought of being shrunk to around 2 inches tall and being kept as a pet/sex toy by her. I don't even want to fuck girls because what I can imagine is so much more sexually enticing that it just seems bland in comparison. I think there must be something wrong with me that I desire something physically impossible, but I have felt this way since puberty and sought this fantasy of my own accord, so I don't think it's just the result of weirdo internet stuff (although that definitely can't have helped)

[Anonymous No.19447341]

>>19440599
You should hang yourself

[Anonymous No.19447345]

>>19447305
>size stuff
It's clearly a power thing, but if you have to be overpowered by a giantess which is impractical and silly, why not be overpowered by a female werewolf? It's still impossible because >>19446694 doesn't exist, she's still larger than you and she can kill you by snu snu, but not too large so if you are skilled with the whip you can dominate her. Best of all worlds, you have everything, transformation, size, furshit, domination, and so on. Not that you should do it, actually you should avert these thoughts and cease the fantasies, but if you really have to...

[Anonymous No.19447404]

>>19447345
I see the appeal, but I'm not into furshit and size is way more of a power dynamic than a werewolf. The whole appeal of being shrunk is that she doesn't even have to exert herself or behave any differently. Even trivial aspects of her life completely engulf you, just by existing she holds immense power. It's not even domination because to dominate implies some level of resistance is possible. You don't 'dominate' a car when you drive it, you just control it. Subconsciously there's probably something existentially comforting about the idea of submitting your existence to someone else in this way, like creating a god for yourself. Why worry about what you should do with your life when you don't have a choice?

[Anonymous No.19447424]

>>19435078
Tell us more about the consequences.
I want to know your despondence.
I want to hate you.

[Anonymous No.19447488]

>>19447404
>something existentially comforting about the idea of submitting your existence to someone else in this way
I'm the same lapsing degenerate you were talking to, have you thought about religion, unironically? It would be super smooth for you.

[Anonymous No.19447495]

>>19447305
I haven't done that since I was like 10. I used to think it would be amazing to live in a girls bra or underwear back before puberty though. I also had a fantasy of a fuck genie who would live in a crawlspace in my closet that only I would know about.

[Anonymous No.19447639]

>>19447495
>a fuck genie who would live in a crawlspace in my closet
cute, tfw no closet gf

[Anonymous No.19448233]

>>19435478

>>19436662
>>19435482
This.

[Anonymous No.19448386]

[Anonymous No.19448438]

>>19435078
So...any news? What happened? Did you fix it or was it too late?

[Anonymous No.19448444]

>>19448386
Me too lmao, these guys are fucking weird

[Anonymous No.19448514]

>>19447345
Amelia Poster here, It actually Actually not into giantess much at all. I dont really have much of a sub kink, its more that she is monstrous. If anything the "Broken Monster" part that I can try to fix is the turn on. Both terrifying and beautiful.
>>19447298
I dont know If I could anon. I could see getting a gf, but its not the same.

[Anonymous No.19448689]

>>19447253
the whole post is 99% chance a LARP, don't think too much

[Anonymous No.19448712]

>>19448514
Same thing as you anon but I wanted to dom the monster.

[Anonymous No.19448925]

>>19436626
>>19436617
>>19436606

What a worthless fucking retard you are

[Anonymous No.19448971]

>>19443271
Literally this

[Anonymous No.19449327]

>>19443271
>splurgle
I didn't read but kek

[Anonymous No.19449356]

>>19435089
That was your mistake. I have two journals: one is pen on paper, and I expect it will one day be discovered or read. This journal is mostly to do lists and such.
The second is on a private Google Drive on an account with a fake name. This is the journal where I write down my REAL thoughts. Example:
>I went to a couple stores the other day and noticed a strange amount of spics and niggers. I don't know where they come from, but thank God this is a hick town and whites have balls to not take shit in case something happens. I do hope the police are ready to actually work, with all the bullshit going on its only a matter of time before they start "protesting" here. Then again, I think the Rittenhouse verdict might have scared them straight.

[Anonymous No.19449382]

>>19436654
>Criticizes Americans for not writing in a certain style
>Can't spell
ESL. Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.19449433]

>>19449356
>there could be NIGGERS around here but unironically

[Anonymous No.19449464]

>>19449433
Top kek it's really him.

[Anonymous No.19449471]

>>19444122
That's incredibly hot, and I hope the girl I'm dating right now is doing the same about me.
>dubs
You better put a ring on it, anon.

[Anonymous No.19449484]

>>19435150
L.,

If this is you, know that I'm laughing hard as fuck right now. I'm not surprised you hang out on /lit/, though I am surprised you managed to fuck up this badly. I hope you get expelled and Me Too'd, because you've had that coming for years now. At this stage in the game, you deserve anything that happens to you, simply for having carried on as you have for this long. I'm also amused that you fantasize about raping me, when you really never had a chance with S.

t. A Humble Tomato

[Anonymous No.19449489]

>>19449484
Oh shieeet

[Anonymous No.19449491]

>>19449433
Not could be, there are. There was a lot of Spanish speaking hispanics as well. I do not live in a part of my country that is diverse, and I swear this happened recently. Bizarre.

[Anonymous No.19449518]

>>19435754
>unspeakably boring
>if you do not love cock you are basic
Fags be like this, many such cases!

[Anonymous No.19449519]

>>19435398
kek

[Anonymous No.19449526]

>>19435078
As seen on twitter!

[Anonymous No.19449536]

>>19435596
>while I was cheating on her with my niece.
Anon...

[Anonymous No.19449543]

Why are you fags critiquing private journals. None of that shit is ever meant to be refined or published. It's your place to be bad.

[Anonymous No.19449565]

>>19449543
it's nice to share stuff sometimes

[Anonymous No.19449604]

>>19435078
>Fuck Journal
t. Florentino Ariza

[Anonymous No.19449628]

>>19449491
>I do not live in a part of my country that is diverse
Anon you speak like him, are you him? Are you listening to Eurhytmics right now while hitting a bong?

[Anonymous No.19449635]

>>19435078
>not calling it The Fuck Book

[Anonymous No.19449679]

>>19442285
>>19442291
I legitimately used to do this when I was about 18, my mum walked in on me, I had the 3d model up on one monitor and a pic of the girl up on the other. I deleted everything after that and vowed to change my life (obviously didn't work because I'm still here)

[Anonymous No.19449698]

>>19449679
What did your mom say when she walked in on you?

[Anonymous No.19449711]

The Fuck Journal is like the Wall street Journal except for sex havers, if you're not subscribed to The Fuck Journal you're probably an incel and not very caught up on current events.

[Anonymous No.19449718]

>>19449635
>not the Fornication Contemplations

[Anonymous No.19449724]

>>19435181
yolanda, be cool

[Anonymous No.19449732]

>>19435754
Best post ITT

[Anonymous No.19449741]

I don't like that these are the individuals I choose to surround myself with on the internet. /lit/ is a nice place, we discuss ideas that most aren't interested in; but while reading this thread, a realization dawned over me like a vertigo: these are all very dysfunctional young men, degenerate and mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.19449798]

>>19449741
while reading this thread the realization dawned on me that these people are all making this up

[Anonymous No.19449814]

>>19449741
Jesus dined with the sinners, anon. Never forget it.

[Anonymous No.19449822]

>>19449698
Light and hope left her soul and she walked away, spirit crushed, saying nothing.

[Anonymous No.19449984]

>>19449356
>on Google Drive
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.19450029]

>>19435478
Undermine him until he quits and take his place.

[Anonymous No.19450084]

>>19437023
in a decade or so this exact passage will be read by some lurid true crime podcast host with wine mom vibes

[Anonymous No.19450196]

I, too, was here, and saw this, and laughed.

Smegma 4ever
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.19450208]

>>19435078
You should catalog your fuck journal by years, life milestones, locations, etc., and then publish those segments with edited names (or not, it's not like it matters). This would be especially useful if you want to submit them to a psychology department of your college or some other institution. I would like to read it as a raw source of how the modern sexual landscape has developed and possible connections to societal ails and how those ails influence your average person's inner desires.

Post it in full anon.

[Anonymous No.19450241]

>>19443086
made me kek hard, i like your storytelling, straight to the point, but somehow it's hillarious
or i'm just a retard, devoid of humor due to 4chan

[Anonymous No.19450289]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.19450347]

>>19435150
>>19435078
>>19435150
>>19435178
You’re going to need a magic trick to get away with this. How will you bribe your teacher now? You better hope your teacher is a female, gay, or cool; kek.

[Anonymous No.19450410]

Another thread for the /lit/ history books.

OP, post a screenshot of your submission to crown this as the indubitable apogee of /lit/

[Anonymous No.19450593]

>>19444122
You should enact some out if you could she would cum so hard.

[Anonymous No.19450608]

>>19436606
did you mean to not cross out Natalia?

[Anonymous No.19450611]

>>19436782
mutt literacy

[Anonymous No.19450645]

>>19440501
Are you Brazilian by chance?

[Anonymous No.19450660]

>>19450608
ooops

[Anonymous No.19450668]

>>19450608

[Anonymous No.19450680]

>>19449741
I'm the monster tamer anon; worry not my friend, I am determined to leave my degenerate self behind. Thankfully I wasn't a proper coomer, I just daydreamed a lot about my romantic power fantasies with the creatures. The sexual fantasies were not actually that depraved, in the sense that they were pretty depraved by any standards, but limited in how lurid I would get by high aesthetic standards. In the end I merely fancied myself a witness of my own sexual self, a bespectaled cartographer of my inner brothel, a devoted painter of my menagerie of otherwise chaste monster-maidens, and oh did I struggle when they dragged me to their bed. And in all my encounters I always had a gentlemanly respect for them, so it wasn't all a mere lustful release but at least partly, a genuine act of love toward the Abyss.

[Anonymous No.19451780]

my finest shitpost ever. thank you to everyone who joined. whether you took the bait or just nibbled. this was a beautiful time.

[Anonymous No.19451819]

>>19451780

[Anonymous No.19452143]

i don't want this thread to die yet, it's too based

[Anonymous No.19452196]

>>19449741
I'm just here for the schizoid social commentary

[Anonymous No.19452400]

>>19448712
I want to dom the monster to. I specifically said im not into sub.