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> Born prematurely, C-Section because they needed to fix a bunch of shit wrong with me.
> Leg amputated at the age of 2
> Several spinal fusions due to scoliosis
> Throat dilates every 6 months to a year, have to get it stretched so I can eat properly
> Childhood riddled with illness
> 3rd grade, throat stretching goes wrong.
> In a coma for two weeks, wake up full of tubes
> in the hospital for almost a month (or two, I don't remember)
> Fed through a tube until the end of 6th grade, when my throat finally healed up enough for me to eat normally
> Acid reflux surgery, no longer have major problems eating.
> Parents divorced in 3rd grade, Dad gets a new girlfriend and she brings her kids into the family.
> Step sister sexually abuses me by stripping me naked and telling me that I was ugly and had a small penis.
> She's a raging bitch that steals from our family, but our parents treat her like she's an adult.
> Punched and harassed by Puerto Ricans in middle school. Nobody would fight me because I had one leg and they felt sorry for me or some bullshit. They could punch me in the face, then use it as an excuse not to fight.
> around 8th grade start getting friends
> Well liked in highschool, everyone's chill as fuck
> Due to step sister being a molesting cunt I'm too shy to take any of my female friendships further than the friendzone, even if they've made it clear that I could.

- Tao Lin

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>137x142

>> No.1942966

>>1942957

Did Tao Lin's wife put him in the friendzone? That explains a lot.

>> No.1942971

What is this shit, really?

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Spider-man--OUT OF NOWHERE!

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>> No.1943149

Don't worry, OP, you grow up to marry Jada Pinkett and have two horrible fucking kids who everyone outside of hollywood hates

>> No.1943176

>>1942957
gb2 >>>/mu/

>> No.1943178

>>1942957
Now you're stealing greentext stories?

I'm fucking ashamed, Brownbear. I'm fucking ashamed.

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>> No.1943908

I once thought this board was above stooping to the level of /r9gay/

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>>1942993

>> No.1943916

>>1943908
quality is anti-correlated with the number of tripfags present. just wait till there arent as many around. its pretty decent then

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>>1943909