/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19425518]

Which literature should I read for wizardmaxing?
I wanna become a wizard. Yes, I already know a few tricks with cards. No, I haven't had sex yet.
Should I learn Latin?

[Anonymous No.19425525]

a guide on cultivating shrooms
not joking

[Femanon here No.19425587]

>>19425525
holy based

[Anonymous No.19425608]

>>19425525
This. You need to balance out all the abstract stuff with something that gets dirt under your nails. Wizards are the universal student, and this lends them a supreme practicality, they read and research but also are in and of the world.

[Anonymous No.19425621]

>>19425518
Buy a dilapidated shack to live in and learn to curse in old church slavonic.

[Femanon here No.19425798]

>>19425608
>>19425621
should I learn about esoterism and occultism too then?

[Anonymous No.19425808]

>>19425798
Sure, that's part of it too. Don't forget to study math as well.

[Anonymous No.19425820]

>>19425808
not OP, but I am very deficient(most likely a result of my autism) in math- can wizardmaxxing be accomplished without it?

[Anonymous No.19425830]

>>19425518
>No, I haven't had sex yet.
You're on the right path, stay strong
You don't need latin, just cheetos, collectibles, and board games. And if a girl comes around, scream very loudly in falsetto how she will never corrupt your virgin flesh
>>19425525
>>19425608
>>19425621
>>19425798
>>19425808
Don't listen to these schizos, you'll become a stoner and get laid and spend the rest of your life looking for clockwork elves, they were boots you gotta beleeve me

[Anonymous No.19425840]

>>19425820
At least become proficient in geometry.

[Femanon here No.19425877]

>>19425830
A real wizard doesn't eat processed food, only nature's gifts.

[Anonymous No.19425899]

>>19425840
I think i got an 84 or something in that class.