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What are some good fantasy or horror books about werewolves? I'd prefer a modern setting, but I'll happily check out others

>> No.19424592

>>19424585
>every single one of them has a dick
how does that make you feel, anon?

>> No.19424605
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>>19424592
Excited. Now rec me werewolf book

>> No.19424691

I forgot this is the gay board

>> No.19424694

God I wish I was a pretty and cool goth girl

>> No.19424747

>>19424585
Sacred Book of the Werewolf is excellent, although it is neither fantasy or horror genre trash. It's real literature.

>> No.19424800

>>19424694
I wish I had you and five others in a harem

disregard if penis

>> No.19424824

>>19424585
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9JC_3Q6rjU

>> No.19424830
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>>19424605
At first i thought they was attractive. But after video i think these bitches retarded. Why bitches look good but act retarded bros?

>> No.19424849

>>19424800
Lol seriously?
Obviously I have a penis, you think girls post here?

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>>19424849
I will turn Butterfly straight in 2022. Check em

>> No.19424935

>>19424605
Viewing videos like this is unhealthy I think.
It gives me unreasonable, completely one sided desires that will never be fulfilled.

>> No.19424994
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>>19424935
Desires such as?

>> No.19425003

>>19424994
That a chick who looks that good would have sex with me.

>> No.19425008

>>19425003
Ooooooooohhhhh....

Well there's always porn my bro and 4chan

>> No.19425019

>>19425003
If you’re over 6 foot tall, in possession of some drugs and capable of holding basic conversation without spilling spaghetti, you could almost certainly have sex with all 4 of them.

>> No.19425145

>>19425019
5'10" of 28yo incel rage my dude.
I got bad acne that acutane didn't fix and I spill my spaghetti like it's an Olympic sport.
Also, I'm scared of girls.

>> No.19425176

>>19424849
>you think girls post here?
I'm a girl and I post here (no penis)

>> No.19425222

i am also a girl sans penis

one thing interesting i’ve found about posting anonymously is that men will actually listen to me when they think i’m one of them kek and not trying to flirt slash be douches

>> No.19425292

>>19424585
>>19424605
Ugly horse faced whores

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>>19424585

>> No.19425311

>>19424605
>the one with big tits is hunched the whole time
She knows her strengths. I wonder how jealous her friends are

>> No.19425352

>>19424830
the real question is why do bitches be retarded but act like they wanna fug

>> No.19425364

>>19425352
Not antithetical. The retarded part is supposed to make them endearing and consequently more fuckable. It's an approximation of a personality so they can pretend they are not just a hole

>> No.19425446

>>19424605
Jesus Lord help me against those magnificent knockers

>> No.19425495

>>19425222
stop being so gosh darn pretty then, skank

>> No.19425534

Silver Bullet

>> No.19425600

>>19424585
Fuck, marry, kill, transform into

>> No.19425859
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19425859

>>19425176
Post tits or gtfo. As usual.

>> No.19425942

>>19425222
>i am also a girl sans penis
are you a big titty goth tho

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19425945

Are they women or trannys? I can't ever be sure these days.

>> No.19425951

>>19425945
With that much makeup I could probably fool a bunch of fags on the internet as well, but they just look like a bunch of regular thots.

>> No.19425960

>>19425945
From left to right 1 and 3 I doubt

>> No.19425966

>>19424585
>>19424605
These women/"women" would look much better with a sledgehammer firmly lodged through each of their skulls. Basically what I'm saying is fuck zoomer tiktok """""goths"""""

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>>19425966
Damn bro. Chiiiiiiiilllll. They retards but even retards don't get executed these days. Just breathe.

>> No.19426031

>>19425986
I would agree with you and that anon's rage is misdirected but you have to think about it: Those girls, in another timeline, might have become God-fearing tradwives, nurturing and caring for a family. I know what the trannies are thinking here: this anon is a sexist incel. But I am right even from a woman's standpoint, because once these TikThots hit the wall they will have no value at all, they'll be absolutely dumpster-ready and they know it. Once their looks and their ability to make cocks erect will be gone, they will have absolutely nothing of worth about them. They will have wasted their lives getting railed by a bunch of retards from their early teens to their late 20s, and then they will live the rest of their lives in the most grim displeasure. Had they been tradwives, they'd still be attractive and they would still get railed, but this time by a loving husband (find me one who wouldn't love those titties), but after their beauty and sex appeal will be gone, they will still have value as mothers, caretakers. etc. and they will also have learned skills and will generally live a more stable and fulfilling life all the way to their old age.
Of course this is assuming they're not trannies (I don't want to get caught in this kind of doubt so I put no thought into it) in which case sledgehammer anon is right.

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>>19426031
What is wrong with our world anon? Why is our society so fucked up?

>> No.19426100

>>19426098
Because I don't have a bit titty tradwife

>> No.19426104

>>19424592
Dear god I want them to gangbang me

>> No.19426184
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>>19426098
Whenever you see one of these thots, imagine her in this outfit. You walk to her praying dutifully to God to receive a loving husband she can bear children to. She sees you and pats and tidies her dress as she rises, she smiles and says "It is such a blessing to see thee this morning, Sir Anon" and you exchange a kiss on the cheek rather than a handshake or whatever modernity has taught people to do instead of a kiss because kisses are sex.
Just imagine your favorite internet slut in this framework. If the slut is a man, imagine him as a neighbor, a friend, upstanding in your community, who'll lay his life for you and whom you'd do the same for.
This is what they've taken from you, bros. Your wives are ghosts and your friends can't offer you anything but their ass.

>> No.19426199

>>19425951
>With that much makeup I could probably fool a bunch of fags on the internet
No you could not

>> No.19426205

>>19426199
It was a hyperbole, anon. They are absolutely caked in makeup.

>> No.19426208

>>19425222
nice trips sweetie pie :)

>> No.19426266

>>19425019
I'm 5'7 and couldn't keep my spaghetti ion my pants to save my life. Are drugs enough? If so, which is best for getting whores?

>> No.19426270

>>19426266
coke

>> No.19426334

>>19425019
I'm 5'10" (which I admit was not an issue 15+ years ago, zoomers have it rough) although I have a nice face, and I have dated goth girls prettier than any of those. It boils down to 1) Be thin although sort of manly looking, think those dry looking Slav guys 2) Have good taste in goth music e.g. Depeche Mode or whatever, bonus points if you play an instrument no matter what skill level 3) Last but not least be a massive fucking poser. I hate to admit it but when I had zero humility, I thought I was hot shit, and I went on meandering pop-philosophical tirades I was like a magnet for this type of chick. They're wired to like massive posers. My issue was always that I liked the aesthetics but I secretly didn't want them to be sluts, which they always were to various degrees.

>> No.19426347

>>19425986
Congratulations on making the most reddit post of the day.

>> No.19426387

>>19426347
congratulations on making the second most reddit post of the day

>> No.19426405

>>19426347
>>19426387
chain breaker. have sex.

>> No.19426415

On-topic reply: Company of Wolves by Angela Carter, although the movie is a bit better

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>>19424592
idk man I'm startin to feel kinda weird now

>> No.19426447

>>19424585
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