/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19423559]

DakotaChads...it wasn't supposed to end like this. I was supposed to be the one to save her, not some classical pianist Chang colonizer...

https://youtu.be/j94ek7iuSKg

[Anonymous No.19423618]

The two biggest pseuds in straya know each other, what a surprise

[Anonymous No.19423636]

>>19423559
But can he play in the end by linking park

[Anonymous No.19423644]

REEEEEEEEEEE
DAKOTA CHADS RISE UP
>>19423636
Here's my rendition of Crawling In My Skin I made freshman year of college.
https://soundcloud.com/squilliamfancyson-1/crawling-in-my-skin?si=7f7a75ca30b64ea88ce165387b35d07d

[Anonymous No.19423649]

>>19423559
he butchered that prelude
also she’s like a 7/10 generic arthoe at best, why do you fags simp so hard

[Anonymous No.19423655]

This guy plays piano so much better than he writes. He should be pursuing something in music rather than literature.

[Anonymous No.19423660]

>7/10

[Anonymous No.19423664]

>>19423655
This. I'm starting to realize Waldun might not be the hack we've been making him out to be all along. He could be an artist, just not a writer.
>>19423649
>A 7/10 is not desirable

[Anonymous No.19423666]

>>19423660
she’s short and fat and her face is plain anon. how low are your standards?

[Anonymous No.19423675]

Checkmate pseuds. Arthoes don't care about your classics. Should've picked up a classic instrument to fit in the aesthetics of dark academia.

[Anonymous No.19423682]

Im going to be so mad if that chink bitch smashes her, im not even trolling that video legitimately made a mad

[Anonymous No.19423687]

Yeah, no. Emmie is the true queen of lit.

[Anonymous No.19423719]

>>19423687
god i'd love to spray a load all over her

[Anonymous No.19423728]

>>19423660
>>19423687
You guys know that sound a woman's hand make when she's wearing rings. Like when she places her hand on a wooden table. Or maybe it's really the sound her nails make when they clack on a surface. But you know that sound I'm describing? It's a very feminine sound. I think it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

[Anonymous No.19423733]

>>19423728
Married men also make that sound anon...

[Anonymous No.19423740]

>>19423733
No they don't. This sound is completely feminine. I've never heard a man make it despite him wearing a ring or rings. When you this sound, you just know. It's like the click-clack of high heels. This sound women's hands make. It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.19423806]

>>19423740
Sounds like a whole load of fag cope to me anon. So what you like the sound of men? Its ok to be gay.

[Anonymous No.19423818]

>>19423559
wait so waldun isnt actually an autist fag that cant talk to women? he seems socially compatent in that video.. I feel betrayed.....

[Anonymous No.19423823]

>>19423687
emmie what? I want to see her

[Anonymous No.19423827]

>>19423559
/lit/ is a Kat board. get that gay gook and fat lolita wannabe out of here.

[Anonymous No.19423831]

>>19423559
what a twist. Half of /lit/ getting cucked by Rice Cock Waldun, the chink twink himself

[Anonymous No.19423834]

>>19423559
He looks tall

[Anonymous No.19423862]

Doesn't he already have a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.19423882]

>>19423862
Yes. Her name is now Dakota Warren.

[Anonymous No.19423901]

>>19423882
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19424834]

>>19423655
yes it's a shame he basically dropped something he is proficient in to pursue a career in a field he has absolutely no natural ability for.

[Anonymous No.19424991]

this is genuinely gonna revive the waldun fandom
I'm calling it now

[Anonymous No.19425024]

Is it just me or was that not that good? It sounds like he's had a lot of training but he still makes a bunch of mistakes and it doesn't sound musical for lack of a better word. Don't get me wrong it's better than his writing kek.

[Anonymous No.19425052]

>>19425024
Women can't tell the difference. I assure you she was so fucking wet

[࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY/Ar.iI No.19425168]

THE PUNY PIANO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg


VERSVS


THE OPTIMAL ORGAN:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6bvrjAF00o

[Anonymous No.19425229]

>>19425052
no she wasn't..... fuck you all fucking cucks i hate this place fuck you

[Anonymous No.19425257]

>>19423559
How does a bitch who reads Cioran could be so basic and braindead?

[Anonymous No.19425272]

>>19425257
literally her opinion on the trouble with being born is: "this book made me hate life for a minute" -chuckles "but then you realize it is so pessimist haha" "no need to be like this" chuckles.
the fuck were you waiting for

[Anonymous No.19425273]

>>19425229
>fuck you all fucking cucks
You are obsessing over an e-thot. Kek. Reevaluate your life, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.19425278]

>>19425024
yeah he hammered through it, he clearly hasn’t practiced in a long time. it was very autistically upbeat and mechanistic playing, not at all nuanced, not at all musical.
>t. asian american who suffered through piano lessons for my entire childhood

[Anonymous No.19425294]

>>19425272
Kek wtf? Link the video
I really doubt that she has finished the book.

Checkout this review by an Indian grill. Look at her face. You know she has read the book and now it is destroying her from the inside

https://youtu.be/6QEwfCmUPfA

[Anonymous No.19425307]

>>19425294
here it is. it's like in the first 5 minutes of the video. i had some kind of hope for his content but is objectively shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqBFpDIFAJk

[Anonymous No.19425320]

>>19425307
She didn't even discuss what is in the book or quoted any aphorism. Fuck these NPCs

[Anonymous No.19425345]

>>19425307
why is she dressed like a puritan

[Anonymous No.19425375]

>>19425294
what a cutie, love the pajeet-tier audio too, but once we're married she'll only be reading YA

[Anonymous No.19425434]

>>19423655
He really is not that good, abysmal on the dynamics.

[Anonymous No.19425437]

Being impressed by an asian playing a little bit of piano is like being impressed by an america eating very large portions

[Anonymous No.19425457]

>>19423559
Well that was underwhelming

[Anonymous No.19425464]

>>19425457
I actually found it adequately whelming.

[Anonymous No.19425509]

>>19425272
>"no need to be like this"
Based.
Absolutely the right approach to Cioran.
The weightlessness of being a good looking woman in her early years experiences is something so alien to a Romanian man who is being depressed for his own enjoyment, that any further attempt to reconcile these two points of views would be a waste of time.
So when this thot proclaims: "lol whatever no need to feel down about this shit" she btfo'ed every nihilism fag completely without any further need for engagement.

[Anonymous No.19426161]

>>19425509
Cioran knew the shallowness of these creatures from a very young age. His only concern was their bodies.

> I was still in the Lycée, mad about philosophy and about a girl in the Lycée as well. One important detail: I did not know her personally, though she belonged to the same milieu as I (the bourgeoisie of Sibiu, in Transylvania). As often happens with adolescents, I was both insolent and timid, but my timidity prevailed over my insolence. For over a year this torment lasted, culminating one day when I happened to be reading some book or other, leaning against a tree in the town park. Suddenly I heard giggling. Turning around, I saw — who? Her, accompanied by one of the boys in my class, the one scorned by us all and nicknamed The Louse. After more than fifty years, I remember perfectly how I felt at that moment. I forgo the details. The fact remains that I vowed on the spot to abjure “sentiments.” And that was how I became a frequenter of brothels. A year after this radical and commonplace disappointment, I discovered Weininger. And found myself in the ideal situation to understand him. His splendid enormities concerning women intoxicated me. How could I have been beguiled by a subbeing? I kept asking myself. Why this torment, this calvary, on account of a fiction, a zero incarnate? A fated figure had come at last to deliver me. But that deliverance was to cast me into a superstition that he himself condemned, for I was drifting toward that “Romantik der Prostitution™ incomprehensible to serious minds and a specialty of eastern and southeastern Europe. In any case, my student life was passed under the spell of the Whore, in the shadow of her protective, cordial, even maternal, abasement. Weininger, by supplying me with the philosophical reasons for detesting an “honest” woman, cured me of “love” during the proudest and most frenetic period I have experienced in my life. I did not foresee a time when his indictments and his verdicts would no longer count for me except insofar as they would occasionally make me regret the madman I had been.

Anthemas and Admirations

[Anonymous No.19426402]

new waldun video: he asks "so you want to study humanities" and then rambles about "you know i was in stem, but all the mad people are in arts" for 6 mins for a justification to shill his essay writing program.
what a fucking gift

https://youtu.be/HBZIl2K7USQ

[Anonymous No.19426460]

>>19426161
>Her, accompanied by one of the boys in my class, the one scorned by us all and nicknamed The Louse.
>And that was how I became a frequenter of brothels
Pic related the Louse.

[Anonymous No.19426498]

>>19426460
You wouldn't get it

>When I was barely adolescent, the prospect of death flung me into trances; to escape them, I rushed to the brothel, where I invoked the angels. But with age, you become used to your own terrors, you undertake nothing more in order to be disengaged from them, you become quite bourgeois in the Abyss. — And although there was a time when I envied those Egyptian monks who dug their own graves in order to shed tears within them, if I were to dig mine now, all I would drop in there would be cigarette butts.

-Cioran, All Gall is Divided

[Anonymous No.19426527]

>>19423559
he truly is a polymath
waldunchads, you were right all along. i kneel

[Anonymous No.19426530]

>>19423618
Waldun made a video (pic related) "drinking whisky" with a mega pseud and she commented on his video that she wanted to be in the next episode. (They both go to the same university and are majoring in literature). This is the crossover we didn't ask for but truly deserve.

Waldun is a repressed homosexual and Dakota is sexually aggressive but in a very immature way. He is a natural attractor for certain types of females (i.e. dumb but nice girls that weren't hot until after high school, fag-hags, (((thoughtful))) girls, arthoes, etc)--as he is entirely non-threatening due to a lack of core confidence (which comes off as sensitivity). You can decide for yourself which of the aforementioned categories Dakota fits into.

My guess is some sort of relationship may develop which could force his repressed homosexuality to the fore...we could potentially see confirmation of the HH within the coming months (but it's still likely it will come toward the end of his undergrad as it does with most people in similar situations).

[Anonymous No.19426544]

I strongly advise Waldun to stay clear of such a wanton harlot.

[Anonymous No.19426554]

>>19426544
he doesn't actually care, he just wants the validation of a white person with at least some artistic inclinations

[Anonymous No.19426600]

>>19426554
He's half white (one of his parents is Eastern European...probably one of the ones where the Mongolian rape ancestry shows thorough).

[Anonymous No.19426625]

>>19423687
e m m i e is the true queen of /lit. Doesn't wear make-up for most of her vids--doesn't even shower for some of them. Drives around with her mom and brother visiting "little free libraries" harvesting books. Doesn't offer up contrived advice that ape retarded platitudes like "don't be intimidated to read" or "it's ok to be a smart person" bullshit.

She's the queen.

[Anonymous No.19426631]

>>19426625
her eyebrows are tragic

[Anonymous No.19426638]

>>19423559
>colonizer
lmao

[Anonymous No.19426648]

>>19426625
/lit/ is a Kat board.. This sloppy dog you've posted is mannish in appearance and taste.

[Anonymous No.19426674]

>>19426530
Based Waldunscholar

[Anonymous No.19426684]

the weird thing about rich zoomers is that they have both the zoomer problem, they live entirely in a simulated fantasy world made of a slurry of earlier culture strained through internet and pop media, and the moneyed problem, they have the money to live out their stupid desires

i was saved from getting a phenomenally gay tattoo by being too poor when i wanted one for it to be practicable. by the time i had money i no longer wanted my hilariously bad tattoo idea. but rich people can start dressing like "dark academia" RIGHT AWAY

and now, they can start dating other fruits like themselves who have fallen down a similar money+stupid hole. now you can get a dark academia tattoo on your forehead, dress like a gothic lolita, and meet a turtleneck-wearing slope who has taught himself on social media that you are the ching to his chang, in the same exact way he figured out which cigarette brand to get deliberately addicted via twink fashion blogs

now i just want to know, what happens next? can rich zoomers who live a LARP together create a fully LARP child? will we start seeing the first dark academia-themed children in a few years? or do these people wake up from their fruity daydream after they get their first wrinkles and the instagram glamor wears off?

[Anonymous No.19426695]

>>19426684
truthful effortpost, kek'd out loud at slope

[Anonymous No.19426731]

>>19426625
based

[Anonymous No.19426769]

>>19426402
I like how Waldun thinks him being in high school counts as previously having been in STEM. Maybe he went to some weird ass high school where he did do a STEM specialization, but I still highly doubt it was as rigorous as he pretends it was.

[Anonymous No.19426776]

>>19426731
She can be a 10 whenever she wants.

[Anonymous No.19426784]

>>19426530
If anything the HH hypothesis is being refuted as we speak. It's very obvious Waldun and Dakota fucked, or at the very least she made him lick her clit to orgasm.

[Anonymous No.19426794]

>>19426684
>will we start seeing the first dark academia-themed children in a few years?
I kek'd.

[Anonymous No.19426823]

>>19426631
It's more that she is one blank stare away from being mistaken for having Down's Syndrome. Her eye are almond-shaped and almost too far apart. She looks like a Downie.

[Anonymous No.19426838]

>>19426784
Completely the opposite. Putting genuine effort into a relationship with someone like Dakota, that motivated by sex alone, is a huge indicator you're a repressed homosexual.

I'm not saying Waldun wont take a dip into what he probably thinks of as "her seafood butter" but I am saying he's as safe of a target as someone like Dakota, whose sexual immaturity comes through by how aggressive she (awkwardly) presents herself to be, could hope for.

[Anonymous No.19426845]

>>19426684
>dark academia themed children
Gays and trannies already do this to their children. They "force" them to be gay by social coercion and subliminal messaging. I mean to be fair it's the same way we enforce most social mores, so it's not really surprising that gay family will raise gay children.

[Anonymous No.19426847]

>>19426838
that isn't motivated by sex alone*

[Anonymous No.19426859]

>>19426823
Based analysis anon. I feel mean for saying it, and I hope Emmie herself doesn't read this, but her rat fans are getting too comfortable on this board and they need to be knocked down a peg. Emmie is a stupid whore and she has shit taste in books, and her eyebrows need to be trimmed. I hope she deletes her channel.

This board belongs to Kat and no one else.

[Anonymous No.19426866]

>>19426648
Kat's given up, she's old news

[Anonymous No.19426893]

>>19426859
>I feel mean for saying it, and I hope Emmie herself doesn't read this
I feel mean for the Downie thing. I hope she doesn't see that either. But I just noticed there was something slightly off about her. Yes she is cute, but the longer I looked the more off-put I become. I finally noticed it was her eyes. It was really this photo that did it for me >>19426625. So maybe she just isn't photogenic. Most people aren't anyways.

[Anonymous No.19426910]

>>19426893
Don't feel bad anon, they started it. If they weren't so brazen with their attacks on Kat then it would never have come to this. You have to do what you have to do.

[Anonymous No.19426981]

>>19426910
I don't support Kat though. She is a rat-faced tranny. I am team Dakota.

[Anonymous No.19427009]

>>19426981
Well you would never see Kat associating with a midwit chink who talks with a speech impediment anon, you're on the wrong side with this one. Shame.

[Anonymous No.19427025]

>>19426625
She's live now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsgF6wq5qNk

[Anonymous No.19427121]

>>19423655
https://youtu.be/c4XD2rcurdA

[Anonymous No.19427122]

>>19423655
His playing is painfully average, listen to more piano music.

[Anonymous No.19427124]

>>19427121
I did not expect him ti sound like that LOL

[Anonymous No.19427156]

>>19427122
>His playing is painfully average
And his writing is laughably horrendous

[Anonymous No.19427158]

>>19423559
is dakota into him?

[Anonymous No.19427180]

>>19427156
doing is almost always better than not doing.

[Anonymous No.19427208]

>>19427180
Why?

[Anonymous No.19427259]

>>19427208
Trying it is a necessity to making it.
Why would he have to be good at playing the piano, it's a useless standard. It's cool he plays and sings and writes - shall he inspire fags who otherwise die in front of their computer

[Anonymous No.19427261]

>>19427180
Prove it