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19393654 No.19393654[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I took this ENFP girl out the other day. I am very lactose intolerant but she was adamant about getting ice cream. I really like this girl and I didn’t want to embarrass myself by telling her about my condition so I said nothing and ordered one scoop of ice cream hoping that I’d be okay. I was fine for awhile but when we were walking I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to fart. I pretended I had a phone call and walked away from her for a minute so I could rip a big one without her smelling it. To my horror it was also juicy and a shart escaped even though I tried with everything inside of me to clench my butt cheeks. Thankfully I was wearing dark colored jeans but the smell was obvious. I cut the date short but still had to drop her off. It was the most uncomfortable car ride of my life and I knew we could both smell it. She said nothing the whole car ride, and didn’t even look me in the eye when she left. She just abruptly got out of the car. I tried texting her the next day but no reply. I need help, I really like this girl… I even dream about her. Should I maybe show up with flowers and try to explain my situation and own up to the shart?

>> No.19393666

If you’re ISTJ it’s fine.