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Anonymous Mon Jul 18 14:56:16 2011 No.1937469 [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone else dream about writing an intentionally terrible book with the sole intention of topping the NYT's best seller list, only to take the mic at the first speaking engagement and ask everyone what the fuck they were thinking?

Just me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 14:57:16 2011 No.1937475 Fucking Kirk Cameron. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 14:57:16 2011 No.1937476 >>1937469 Not me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 14:58:16 2011 No.1937479 >>1937475 I think it's probably a brain tumor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 15:09:16 2011 No.1937510 lol

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 15:31:16 2011 No.1937537

>>1937475
>implying Kirk Cameron was ever good.

Dude come on. He played the role of "generic mischievous tween" on the cheesiest, sappiest, most generic television sitcom of all time. What did you expect from him after that? Greatness?

He sucked as an child actor. And he grew up to be an insane, stupid man. It's not like he was a prodigy or a genius or something and he lost his way.

He was always lousy and he's still lousy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 15:32:16 2011 No.1937540 >>1937537 Yeah, you're probably right. I remember Growing Pains fondly, but that's probably just nostalgia goggles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:21:16 2011 No.1937634 I should rewrite twilight with whatever's cool in ten years and hold a press conference where I just break into tearful laughter uncontrollably.

>>	Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6 Mon Jul 18 16:27:16 2011 No.1937648 I read that a while ago. The prose was weak though, the characters were stupid, and it was so preachy. I'm amazed it took 2 people to write it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:32:16 2011 No.1937659 top the bestseller list. go on. write a book that tops the list. fkn brians everywichway. even writing garbage takes more skill then most people have

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:35:16 2011 No.1937675 File: 7 KB, 225x252, 1306203095191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVco8t-R8KU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:48:16 2011 No.1937715 >>1937659 That's very true. Average people think my garbage is fantastic when really its shit, lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:05:16 2011 No.1937774 File: 32 KB, 400x293, raccoons5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937715 you mean raccoos, right? raccoons are feasting on your litter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:10:16 2011 No.1937791 >>1937774 Is that a reference to something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 17:21:16 2011 No.1937824 its a reference to raccoons plundering garbage bins

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