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Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:53:38 2011 No.1937034 [Reply] [Original]

i done fucked hoes in colorado (in the rockies)
i done fucked hoes in la too (under the palm trees)
i done fucked hoes down in chicago (while it's windy)
and i will fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:57:38 2011 No.1937040 Hey cool, an "On The Road" thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 10:59:38 2011 No.1937047 I never got around to reading On the Road but I know I should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:03:38 2011 No.1937055 File: 50 KB, 325x243, taoaaoao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please post all your favorite tao lin pictures i need them for a project

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:05:38 2011 No.1937061 I would read Tao Lin even he wrote nothing at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:13:38 2011 No.1937077 tao lin tao lin tao lin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 11:22:38 2011 No.1937096 >>1937061 That's funny. I'll read Tao Lin after he starts writing nothing at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 16:20:38 2011 No.1937631 File: 3 KB, 209x214, amirite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >and i will fuck you too Oh yes! Take my asshole, Tao!

>>	Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ Mon Jul 18 16:35:38 2011 No.1937677 File: 15 KB, 261x323, are_you_a_keyboard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hate you tao lin i hate you so fucking much i wish your computer would explode and launch burning metal shards into your eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 22:10:38 2011 No.1938533 >>1937677 why do you hate tao lin so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 22:12:38 2011 No.1938537 eeee eee eeeee fuck your hipster faggot shit, my ex suggested it and did i feel cheated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 22:51:38 2011 No.1938623 >>1938537 why did you feel cheated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 22:53:38 2011 No.1938629 the only hoe you fucked is your wife (and you married her LOLOLOL) what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 23:10:38 2011 No.1938664 >>1937677 u mad? a writer more successful than what you'll ever be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 23:20:38 2011 No.1938687 >>1938664 >successful writer >samefaging /lit/ daily for 16+ months yeah.....no tao lin only success is having his name=dogshit /lit/ has it's moments, tao lin will never be one of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 23:22:38 2011 No.1938692 I fucked Megan Boyle Lin in her sweet pucked grouper fish asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 23:22:38 2011 No.1938693 "i'm tao lin / fucking all theese women" - lil based god

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 00:29:38 2011 No.1938900 Is there anywhere I can steal his books? I went to the local bookstore and they didn't carry him. Also, I'm on vacation so I have to wait until next week to actually get a physical copy. Really I'm just looking for Eeeee eee eeee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 00:30:38 2011 No.1938902 >>1938900 It's not good enough to steal, bro.

>>	noko Tue Jul 19 00:34:38 2011 No.1938910 >>1938902 Well then, what is good enough to steal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 00:46:38 2011 No.1938948 File: 118 KB, 400x299, taopoodle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 01:37:38 2011 No.1939089 >>1938900 i'd send it to you have DRM removed version but i don't want to and i don't like you and i'm not going to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:03:38 2011 No.1939253 bed is my favorite tao lin book. but i've only read that and his poetry books

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:32:38 2011 No.1939316

>>1939253
'bed' and 'eeeee eee eeee' are my favs
drunkenly posted a revieww of 'eeeee eee eeee' on amazon after reading it again a few days ago. i never post reviews.

"It was like being depressed and on shrooms without having to be on shrooms (was still depressed, yes, that part was all me), which is convenient, because I can't always find shrooms, and sometimes I like to feel that way. I'd like to read while on shrooms for real, maybe, unless that would completely break my brain, which it might, so I might not like to do that, actually. But it's comforting to read, mostly by being extremely uncomforting. If I could make sense of how I felt about this book I would probably not like it nearly as much."

SO drunk when i wrote that, but okay whatever. book makes me ponder so many ponderings.

summary, it makes me happy. ish, or less unhappy. or at least, less alone in being a goddamn freak.

so thanks tao.

identifying with something when you feel alone is powerful.

also i want to take shrooms again soon.

the writing style reminds me of the thought loops shrooms cause my brain to go wonky with. repetitive prose, but constantly mutating/eveloving. time loops, trapped feeling. language reused and recycled to form simlary but completely different thoughts, but in a logical progression, but never really progressing at all. same thoughts, different context, i.e. no context that is relevant. this is how i think, basically. i feel less lost reading it.

anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:38:38 2011 No.1939333 If I liked 'Apparel' would any of you recommend 'Bed'? Apparently they're quite different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:41:38 2011 No.1939334 >>1939333 i've never read apparel but i would recommend bed anyway

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:44:38 2011 No.1939338

>>1939316

omg candice! what's up girl???? hey it's christopher frizzelle. i'm sooo drunk too but i just wanted to say that tao lin is the shit. i don't understand why people don't realize this. my busy schedule only allows me to read fiction either at the bathhouse or while i'm on my back in the sling taking a fist, which means that i've read all of tao lin's work while i was high on meth and amyl nitrate. it's really similar to shrooms i think. your brain just works round and round in loops and the prose just keeps doing all these funny repetitive things and then you look down and realize you've got dan's arm up your ass and you think to yourself "wow, this is what it feels like to be kermit the frog" but you manage to keep reading anyway.

i mean that's why i love tao's work as much as i do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:51:38 2011 No.1939352 >>1939338 i am 100% kermit the frog also, maiden name is green proving my point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 03:52:38 2011 No.1939355 >>1939338 anyway purplemonkeydishwasher

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:15:38 2011 No.1939680 >>1939355 >>1939338 >>1939352 what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 08:19:38 2011 No.1939691 When will there be a cooking with Tao Lin part 2? Or a Tao Lin cookbook?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:10:38 2011 No.1939799 File: 15 KB, 400x300, 1173213327655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939680 who where why when how etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:12:38 2011 No.1939803 >>1939799 erm, looks like someone hit the shrooms before posting last night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:17:38 2011 No.1939812 >>1939803 no, i'm just daffy in general ate too much for shrooms yesterday & today bad idea on a full tum, unless you're into vomiting profusely saving some for tonight mebbe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:19:38 2011 No.1941758 File: 17 KB, 400x300, mouth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tao lin threads dropping like flies around here not an hour ago there were three this is now the only one that remains

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:06:38 2011 No.1944103 tao lin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:04:38 2011 No.1944831 >>1944103 nah you gotta say it three time, like beetlejuice tao lin tao lin tao lin and he will appear

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:10:38 2011 No.1944844 viral marketing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:21:38 2011 No.1944876 >>1944844 where? in here? unless we're marketing trolling... this is a great advertisement for trolling

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:37:38 2011 No.1944923 File: 23 KB, 105x147, Biden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1944844 It's obviously not working.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:46:38 2011 No.1944943 File: 11 KB, 267x229, 1270776295101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IF YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH FUCKING THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:05:38 2011 No.1944992 >>1944943 I SCREEN CAPPED THAT EXACT PICTURE MYSELF AND POSTED IT A COUPLE TIMES ON 4CHAN AND YOU COME HERE POSTING IT WITH ALL CAPS. BEAUTIFUL, SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:21:38 2011 No.1945152
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>>1944992
I SCREEN CAPPED SOME GUY POSTING YOUR SCREEN CAP AND YOUR COMMENT ABOUT SCREEN CAPPING THAT EXACT PICTURE YOURSELF AND POSTING IT A COUPLE TIMES ON 4CHAN

AND I CAME HERE AND POSTED IT WITH ALL CAPS

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:23:38 2011 No.1945155 >>1945152 PRETTY IMPRESSED IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF BUT CAPSGUYS ARE ALWAYS PRODUCING SUCH WORKS OF ART.

>>	Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ Thu Jul 21 03:25:38 2011 No.1945162 File: 429 KB, 500x300, nowhesheretofuckus.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:27:38 2011 No.1945166 >>1945155 is this why nobody here likes tao lin? is it his stubborn refusal to use capital letters? IF TAO LIN TYPED LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, WOULD HIS APPROVAL RATING IMPROVE? *disclaimer: tao lin never actually posts here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:28:38 2011 No.1945169 >>1945166 your post seems to be predicated on the notion that people love capsguy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:28:38 2011 No.1945170 >>1945166 IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THAT HIM TYPING IN CAPS COULD HELP OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:31:38 2011 No.1945178 >>1945169 Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know. Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:33:38 2011 No.1945181 >>1945166 >>1939338 yeah yeah. tao lin never actually posts here. just like christopher frizzelle never actually posts here. it's all just "trolling". we know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:46:38 2011 No.1945196 File: 51 KB, 500x365, stop_hitting_yourself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1945181

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:04:38 2011 No.1945227 Throw the towel in, Tao Lin, Tao Lin, Throw the towel in, Tao Lin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:36:38 2011 No.1945649 >>1945227 tao lin tao lin tao lin

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