/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19366302]

>dad, what book are we reading tonight?

[Anonymous No.19366306]

God I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.19366329]

>>19366302
Lolita

[Anonymous No.19366345]

>>19366302
>We'll start with the greeks

[Anonymous No.19366409]

>>19366302
>>19366345
>The Illiad for the 4th time. Pay close attention to the transcendental heroicism of Diomedes' killing spree and how you too can be honorable in the face of the gods if you fight your bully with courage

[Anonymous No.19366419]

>>19366306
me too man, me too. Not going to happen however.
I would read my children watership down, then I would put them to bed and take my dog on a walk.

[Anonymous No.19366420]

>>19366302
It's called Story of the Eye

[Anonymous No.19366453]

>>19366302
We will unironically start with the Greeks.

[Anonymous No.19366458]

>>19366419
Why won't it happen, anon?

[Anonymous No.19366468]

>>19366458
Because I will not make the effort.

[Anonymous No.19366478]

>UD RĒEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
>UUUUD SUUUURA RĒEEEEEEA

>NGI RĒA, NGI BAAARAAAA RĒEEEEA

[Anonymous No.19366482]

>>19366468
:(

[Anonymous No.19366513]

>>19366302
alright son, Robinson Crusoe was trapped on Mars moon Phobos for 30 years!

[Anonymous No.19366532]

>>19366482
I'm more like this now :|
patiently serving my time in this prison.

[Anonymous No.19366538]

>Reading to them
>Not making up stories that convey the message of an author, but in a more simplistic and entertaining language
I've been thinking of a way to adapt the last messiah and might makes right into a children's story format.

[Anonymous No.19366601]

*deep breath*
>Maccabees, children…..the second book of Maccabees…..now listen:
>Thus did this man die, leaving not only to young men, but also to the whole nation, the memory of his death for an example of virtue and fortitude….
>It came to pass also, that seven brethren, together with their mother, were apprehended, and compelled by the king to…..
>….the rest together with the mother, exhorted one another to die manfully….
>….so this man also died undefined, wholly trusting in the Lord

[Anonymous No.19366614]

>>19366306
>>19366419
>Have son born in 2023
>Culture turns him trans by 2029
>He commits suicide in 2041
Yeah you two sure missed out

[Anonymous No.19366629]

Tin tins.
My dad had all the tin tin books and would read them to my brother and I when we were little. Probably will never be that happy in my life again.

[Anonymous No.19366640]

>the call of the crocodile for the 50th time

[Anonymous No.19366750]

>>19366302
The Idiot. Or anything by Dostoy.

[Anonymous No.19366945]

>>19366750
>How to make your kids hate reading in one easy step.

[Anonymous No.19366957]

>>19366302
>"To-day I consider it a good omen that Destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace, for that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two German States..."

[Anonymous No.19367011]

>>19366538
>reading last messiah to your children
>not an anti-natalist
anon, I..

[Anonymous No.19367175]

>>19366629
>Tin Tin

[Anonymous No.19367616]

>>19366614
Why are you upset that a useless cunt became your useful manly son? Do you like women or something gay like that?

[Anonymous No.19367645]

>>19366302
When I was that age the ring of the niebelung, moby dick, treasure island and the last of the mohicans was read to me. Good times, would do the same.

[Anonymous No.19368786]

>>19366302
We're reading Les Enfants Terribles, kids.

[Anonymous No.19368830]

>>19366957
Kek
>daddy daddy can you read the part again where all his friends fight the bad guys in the beer hall? when they’re trying to stop him from telling everyone about the evil november criminals?