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I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

>> No.19358734

>>19358671
An echo.

>> No.19358739

>>19358734
That's retarded, echos can't do anything close to hearing.

>> No.19358740

>>19358671
Homosexual

>> No.19358743

>>19358739
If an echo can not hear, how can it respond?

>> No.19358752

>>19358671
Dunno. Give hint.

Herewith a few Riddles For The Present Day:

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I have a skull but no brain. I have a central nervous system but no spine. I work hard but have nothing to show for it. What am I?

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I stand among many friends. I am far bigger than any of them, but whereas they each have a distinctive voice, my voice is silent. What am I?

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We can never meet, because I have only two, and I would need a third. You don't understand a word I say, but still you love me. What am I?

>> No.19358767

>>19358752
First two are both (You), unsure of the third but suspect it also is (You).

>> No.19358773

>>19358671
Waves

>> No.19358778

>>19358671
at first i thought a tree, like the wind in the branches makes it speak. but trees can't hear shit and they do have a body of sorts.

>> No.19358794

>>19358752
>I have a skull but no brain. I have a central nervous system but no spine. I work hard but have nothing to show for it. What am I?
A trany jany

>> No.19358797

>>19358794
Correct.

>> No.19358801

>>19358671
echo

>> No.19358830

>>19358671
wind turbine

>> No.19359010

>>19358773
Water is a body though

>> No.19359032

>>19358752
>I stand among many friends. I am far bigger than any of them, but whereas they each have a distinctive voice, my voice is silent. What am I?
Bass guitar

>> No.19359043

>>19359032
Haha, but bass guitar isn't really meant to be totally silent, it's just unobtrusive. This is more literally true. Hint: almost everyone on 4chan can see one almost all the time

>> No.19359068

>>19358752
These are so stupid you must have made them up.

>> No.19359084

>>19359043
A monitor between speakers?

>> No.19359231

>>19359068
>stupid
Do you mean, stupid because you can solve them too easily, or stupid because you can't solve them at all?

>> No.19359236

>>19359084
Naa. OK, answer: Space bar on a keyboard

>> No.19360362

>>19359236
My spacebar is loud as shit and so are all my other keys.

>> No.19360380

I make up only 13% of the population
yet...

>> No.19360419

>>19358671
a fart
hahhh

>> No.19360444

>>19360362
You’re the homeless guy in the library masturbating to pictures from sitcoms?

Did I solve the riddle?

>> No.19360447

>>19360444
checked
and I would like a membership

>> No.19360698

>>19360444
No I just have a mechanical keyboard. Every key makes extremely loud clicks. It annoys the shit out of everyone.