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Any literature on janitors trying to stop a tide of shit while being paid big amounts of cash

>> No.19345678

>>19345671
Gross.

>> No.19345679

Post scat porn instead.

>> No.19345683

Mods have just given up in doing their jobs, haven’t they?

>> No.19345684

Her vagina would heal me. It would create an ontological shift in my very a being. An Initiation of the kind Evola and Guenon discuss.

>> No.19345685

what does sex feel like?

>> No.19345693

>>19345685
Awful probably

>> No.19345695

>>19345678
I also hate vagina, cocks are better.

>> No.19345702

>>19345685
Like stepping in to a hot bath. Very intensely warm for 5-10 seconds and then you stop really noticing it.

>> No.19345715

>>19345685
No woman will ever be tight enough to be really satisfying, they're all kinda loose.

>> No.19345718
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>> No.19345721

>>19345685
it's a psychological trip for me every time... like "this woman is actually doing this with me"

>> No.19345729

>>19345721
>like "this woman is actually doing this with me"
Followed by "WHAT A FUCKING RETARD LOL"

>> No.19345733

>>19345671
Does it fit my head?

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>>19345715
>they're all kinda loose
Strange...not the experience I've had...I'm implying that my cock is massively huge (which it is) I'm also implying that this anon has a tiny schwanz, even in comparison to avg.

>> No.19345747

>>19345685
fusion of your souls

>> No.19345763

Use a new whore please. This one is used up. (and I already saved this pic during the last thread).

>> No.19345768

Her vote is worth as much as yours

>> No.19345769

>>19345671
>he does it for free

>> No.19345776

>>19345671
she knows my weak points. I am frail but mark this thread as the moment i atomize this fear into a viscous loogie targeting her soul anus

>> No.19345780

disgusting roastie vgh

>> No.19345782

>>19345685
Meh. Not worth the trouble if you’re a sub-Chad male. It’s sensually overwhelming (especially for the first few times with the woman) but the pussy grip can’t compare to your hand. Intimacy and cuddling is what really gets you high after a while, but at that point it’s only a matter of time before you’re cucked because women are soulless whores.

Get at least SOME sex experience though, because you’re gonna hate yourself as old virgin otherwise.

>> No.19345791

i hate outie pussies so much bros

>> No.19345798

>>19345791
I like the mound but I hate the roastie.

>> No.19345804

>>19345791
>>19345798
by the roastie, I mean the flesh sticking out not the woman.
>>19345782
This is so wrong, don't listen to this fag.

>> No.19345810

>>19345798
The mound should be big to bury the roast.

>> No.19345818

>>19345782
pussy grip is better than hand grip. hand grip is just choking. if you've ever been with a chick than can do kegels you wouldn't make such a stupid statement.

>> No.19345829

>>19345721
I really like this post, anon. I'm a virgin but I understand what you mean.

>> No.19345835

>>19345818
There’s no way that vaginal tissue could match a proper deathgrip. It will swallow your dick wholly, it’s warm and wet, but friction itself will always be lower.

>> No.19345842

>>19345818
Duke Hegel has nothing on my 10,000 psi GIGA-GRIP. I can squeeze the cum out of my dick like a 500 pound gorilla crushing a toothpaste tube

>> No.19345843

>>19345835
Do you want to tear up your cock or something you freak. God made the pussy so that you can stick your dick in it, faggot.

>> No.19345844

>>19345835
This. After 5 minutes of fucking, it's like fucking a bag of water.

>> No.19345845

>>19345835
it's not about having a choke tight grip anon. strangling your dick isn't good. ever heard of death grip? grip too hard and you won't be able to cum unless you're choking hard everytime. it really isn't good.

>> No.19345850

>>19345844
pussies should get tighter the longer you're in them. learn to pleasure a women Lmao.

>> No.19345851
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19345851

Well, if it’s gonna be that kinda thread

>> No.19345853

>>19345685
Honestly I'm incredibly lethargic in almost all my endeavors so this will most likely not be the common experience. I recently made a bumble and got plenty of matches but didn't follow up on any messages because I just really don't care.
So its like you're making out and fingering her and then you go to take off her pants. A woman's clothes are usually slightly tighter than they need to be, she'll probably have to arch her back slightly to give access. If it's jeans, you can expect a slight pop when you loosen the button. The actual experience of caressing and sucking a woman's body is not super thrilling, but they have different sensory "hotspots" than we do, and delicate tickles on the neck and back tend to excite them. Basically ASMR gets them super horny.

The actual experience of intercourse. Assuming a sterile environment, not all that mind-blowing. As the other anon said, its more of a psychological thing. "I can't believe she let me inside of her" but in reality you automatically assume it was something you did and you expect to repeat your success with other women, and there's this vague sort of rock star feeling like you're on the cusp of imminent sexual success. Sort of like when poor people get their tax return.

Here's where the part about my being super lethargic comes into play: I tend to lose my erection very quickly, so I get on top of her and she tries to guide my dick in, but it goes sort of soft and she keeps stroking it. It briefly presses against her pelvic bone and then there's a "pop" as it lines up and slides inside. Usually by then I'm fully hard and thrusting.

Probably not as tight or warm as you're imagining. There's a lot of things you can do. Grinding, probing, thrusting, thrust and throb, I'm really no expert on sex at all, but literally all of these feel the same for me: considerably less personal than my hand. Like imagine trying to jack off with a heated oven mitt covered in lube. I've never lost myself in the heat of the moment or gotten really passionate about anything, ever, so take my complete apathy with a grain of salt.

That's not to say that sex is pointless or not pleasurable, its just that I don't personally get excited and can live without it.

>> No.19345854

>>19345843
Don’t care, God needs to come up with better vaginal design if he wants me to bother with them. The placement right next to asshole is retarded as well.

>> No.19345855

>>19345850
>all these chads pooh-poohing pussy from years of valid lived experience
>one smarmy little kiddo trying to PROVE that he's had sex with many pussies and he's great at having sex with pussy

I DETECT A VIRGIN!

>> No.19345857

>>19345845
>unless you're choking hard everytime.
Then just do that lol.

Hand + knowing what makes you cum > vagina that is only good for the psychological validation of having a woman agree to fucking you

>> No.19345859

>>19345850
take an anatomy class dumb fuck. the more the woman is aroused throughout fucking the more lube it secrets and the looser it gets so you can shoot a load as deep as possible.

>> No.19345862

Fucking feels like too much work, having the girl on top moving instead makes me go soft because my mind wanders since I'm not actively doing anything.

>> No.19345864

>>19345851
Hey butterz, quick question!
Will you be flicking you're sour old bean this month or will you respect the spirit of the month?

>> No.19345867

>anons spend all their teenager years jerking off
>huur duur jerking off is better than sex
Your brains are straight up deformed. It's like some gamer faggot saying opening loot boxes is more pleasurable than reaching the end of a 25km hike.

>> No.19345868

name please? name

>> No.19345872

>>19345857
Your dick is broken. Sorry not sorry. Better luck next life anon.

>> No.19345873

>>19345845
Why should that bother me? I don’t want to start a family and already had my (mostly disappointing) share of pussy in my teens. Once you’re out of college and not in top 20% of men, then the cost of dating and relationship far outweighs the benefits of sex compared to beating your own dick.

>> No.19345874

>>19345854
>if he wants me to bother with them.
I think he made you a faggot coomer so you wouldn't desu. Seems like the best move to me.

>> No.19345876
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19345876

How do you even find a girl?

>> No.19345877

>>19345867
No one is saying jerking off is better than sex, they're saying it's mechanically superior because it's easier and always accessible without having to disgrace yourself, and that vagina is not perfect and not some heavenly gift, it's just okay.

Sex is alright it's just not the biggest deal in the world.

>> No.19345878

>>19345876
Live in a place with them?
I'm at uni so it's pretty easy.

>> No.19345888

Based fellow apathetic sex havers

>> No.19345889

>>19345872
Except it isn't because it gets hard and cums when I use it. You are just too caught up in the psychological validation you need from women to even evaluate the physical act at all rationally. Just another pussybrain retard desu.

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>> No.19345901

>>19345876
A woman—so they say—has opened her legs, alone in her bedroom, to you alone, her pathetic subject, a tiny shadow which has taken refuge at the furthest distance from the feminine sun. She ordered the herald to kneel down beside her bed and whispered the summons in his ear. She thought it was so important that he had the herald speak it back to him. She confirmed the accuracy of verbal message by nodding her head. And in front of the entire crowd of those witnessing her lust—all the obstructing walls have been broken down, and all the great ones of her empire are standing in a circle on the broad and high soaring flights of stairs—in front of all of them she dispatched this herald. The messenger started off at once, a powerful, tireless man. Sticking one arm out and then another, he makes his way through the crowd. If he runs into resistance, he points to his breast where there is a sign of the sun. So he moves forwards easily, unlike anyone else. But the crowd is so huge; its dwelling places are infinite. If there were an open field, how he would fly along, and soon you would hear the marvellous pounding of his fist on your door. But instead of that, how futile are all his efforts. He is still forcing his way through the private rooms of the innermost palace. Never will he win his way through. And if he did manage that, nothing would have been achieved. He would have to fight his way down the steps, and, if he managed to do that, nothing would have been achieved. He would have to stride through the courtyards, and after the courtyards through the second palace encircling the first, and, then again, through stairs and courtyards, and then, once again, a palace, and so on for thousands of years. And if he finally burst through the outermost door—but that can never, never happen—the royal capital city, the centre of the world, is still there in front of him, piled high and full of sediment. No one pushes his way through here, certainly not someone with a message from a mere thot. But you sit at your window and dream of that message when evening comes.

>> No.19345902

>>19345889
Masturbating is deformation of the ideal form of sexual pleasure.

>> No.19345903

>>19345876
the girl finds you, you are the girl.

>> No.19345904

>>19345684

>> No.19345909

It boggles my mind that people actually have sex. It almost doesn’t seem real to me. I’m both intrigued and impulsed by the idea. While I am a chronic masturbator, I would be apprehensive about actually having sex, let alone having people know that I did something like have sex. It sits with me wrong.

>> No.19345916

>>19345909
*impulsed
Repulsed

>> No.19345917

>>19345909
Just go to a whore and fuck her with a bag on to get it out of your system. Most of the appeal of women is the total package, they're all soft and nice and you can suck on different parts of them. The final deed is like a technicality.

>> No.19345918

>>19345902
Didn't ask.

>> No.19345922

>>19345899
seethe, humans are social animals

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> It boggles my mind that people actually masturbate. It almost doesn’t seem real to me. I’m both intrigued and repulsed by the idea. While I am a chronic sex-haver, I would be apprehensive about actually masturbating, let alone having people know that I did something like masturbate. It sits with me wrong.

>> No.19345927

>>19345917
I can’t imagine fucking a filthy whore especially. I can hardly even say the word ‘sex’, let alone stick my cock in a strange hole

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>sex

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>>19345922
t. herd animal

>> No.19345935

>>19345721
Literally me.

>> No.19345936

>>19345899
holy based

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>>19345933
Pack animal

>> No.19345948

>>19345940
Damn first I was BTFO here >>19345923 and now I’ve been BTFO by another gigachad. I kneel...

>> No.19345951

>>19345899
i cant believe it. this is the first time a trannie quotes Kant

>> No.19345957

>>19345933
Nietzsche was a coomer just to off-set himself from Kant.

>> No.19345960

I don't care about pussy. I just want to touch titty.

>> No.19345966

>>19345864
Why the fuck do you dolts even give this tripfaggot attention

>> No.19345969

Have sex(with your beloved and eternal wife).

Do NOT have sex with whores.
Do NOT have casual sexual relations.

>> No.19345971
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>>19345922
> Le we're all just animals
> Now eat the BUGS!!

>> No.19345975

>>19345969
But my beloved and eternal wife is a whore

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>19345966
>He said in a bait thread

>> No.19345983

>>19345975
My condolences.

>> No.19345984

>>19345768
Terrifying and underrated

Imagine the creatures whose entire lives revolve around providing selective access to their fuckholes being your fellow citizens, diluting the body politic by ONE HALF

>> No.19345985

>>19345960
Tittyfucking is the final redpill. They are soft, bouncy, warm, giving, caring, the literal embodiment of womanhood. And if they are big enough you can adjust the pressure to your liking. The experience is also intensely visual in a way that other forms of sex are not, and being so close to her face you can see yourself doing the act and her reactions simultaneously.

Truly it is the most heterosexual of all sex acts.

>> No.19345988

>>19345715
Only if you have a tiny wiener or only have sex with fast and loose women.

>> No.19345990

>>19345951
err...what? These trannies...are they with us in this room right now?

>> No.19345994

>>19345977
Thanks for BTFOing that faggot for me; now answer my question you fucking dyke.

>> No.19345996

>>19345715
>they're all kinda loose.
one time i fucked an asian girl and it was so tight it took a good minute to get it inside and required repeatedly jamming it in and out, little further every time, and it wouldnt have been possible without degloving my cock if not for her vag fluids

>> No.19346004

>>19345969
If you don’t gain casual sex skill at first you’re gonna struggle to find long-term partner to begin with, and even if you do, she’s gonna resent your awkward incel moves - both in and out of bed.

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>>19345971
>NO NO STOP HAVING FULFILLING PERSONAL INTERACTIONS YOURE SUPPOSED TO STUDY ALL THE LORE OF CAPCOM VS MARVEL!!! BATMAN SAVE ME AAAAAAAA

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>>19345994
It’s not a holiday I observe. Will you be participating in Saturnalia this December?