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I’m currently reading the executioners song and it’s a constant struggle to keep this thousand page tome above the surface of the water.

>> No.19274223

I only have a shower so I perch my phone on one of the shelves for shampoo and listen to an audiobook

>> No.19274232

>>19274218
If it's a paperback I like to cut it in half down the spine, much lighter.

>> No.19274239

>>19274218
just listen to the audiobook bro

>> No.19274262

>>19274218
Rip the pages out and laminate them.

>> No.19274690
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Somewhat on this topic. I have the opportunity to take a bath for the first time since I was very young. Being that I actually can't even remember the last time I took a bath, I, uh, am embarassed to admit I have no idea how to properly take one. Since it's basically the first time for me, I would like to make it as perfect of an experience as I can.
So, I guess I'm asking what you guys think is important to a good bath. How do you take them? Do I need to buy any special soaps or oils? What do you do while in them? Any advice, really.

>> No.19274693

Lift weights

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>>19274218
This is a big problem. I've been bought several large tomes which I've cut into pieces for ease of reading.

>> No.19274727

>>19274218
In Bone Tomahawk Kurt Russel says to use a music stand

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>>19274218

>> No.19274793

>>19274690
I like to reenact moby dick with a paper boat and my erect cock breaking out of the water

>> No.19275239

>>19274775
The guy in OP is anti-soi.

>> No.19275427

>>19274218
try using both hands