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There's an intelligent and beautiful woman in my math class that I want to impress in any way possible. By what literary means could I impress her? Do women like that like poems?

>> No.19273603

>>19273599
Maybe in some far off time, but doing it nowadays would probably be a bad idea.

>> No.19273615

>>19273603
so get /fit/? I'm already /biz/

>> No.19273623

>>19273615
This is gunna be some bad news but you cant shitpost your way into a ladies heart. You're gunna have to find a way to talk to her. Getting fit dont hurt tho

>> No.19273633

Show her all the new super cool pepees you drew in the margins. That’ll impress her no end.

>> No.19273656

same for me anon but with italian class. i made sure to read jünger infront of her but i dont think she noticed

>> No.19273845

If she is in maf class, she could be very much into logic and shieeet. So go full sperg on her. Hawking level.

>> No.19273861

>>19273599
Have you spoken to her before?

>> No.19273862

Talk to her about her interests and impress her by listening and demonstrating empathy. It will not be so much the empathy that will impress her but your restraint and patience because by this age she knows that any man who interacts with her wants to fuck. Also you should have the minimum hygiene and pick up on social cues. Like if she looks away from you or doesn't make eye contact, she probably doesn't want to talk

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>> No.19274523

>>19273599
accept your defeat

>> No.19274525

>>19273599
Probably not a good idea, unless you know she enjoys literature and already likes you. Even then, an elegant poem on Valentine's Day is your best bet. If you play a musical instrument decently, that could impress some women a little bit.
>>19273862
This is pretty good advice. If OP dresses sharp for his age, works out occasionally, and interacts well with others then his chances may improve. Still, having other options can be a good thing. She might not be the perfect match after all.

>> No.19274531

>>19273862
>you should have the minimum hygiene
Since OP is in STEM we should clarify that this means showering more than once a week, taking care of the hair that grows out of your nose and using deodorant.

>> No.19274532

>>19273599
>>19273656
Poor souls that ignore that their love one is taking chad cock these moments

>> No.19274914

>>19273599
Ask her on a date. You know when you're out and you see those fat ogre dudes who've somehow impregnated a 7/10? It's because they asked, no poetry was written or spoken, just ask.

>> No.19275532

>>19273615
lmao becoming a bodybuilder won't help, you'll still be a pathetic nerd underneath all that muscle, i can look into people's souls and see that, and no ammount of looksmaxxing can conceal it
you have to change your soul
also writing love poetry isn't a thing in kali yuga

>> No.19275541

>>19273615
>>19275532
post your portfolio and i'll be the judge if you are /biz/

>> No.19275543

>>19274914
I've never seen a fat ogre man with a good looking woman.
I see good looking men with fat ogre women all the time though.

>> No.19275551

>>19275543
you might be blind fella

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>>19275541
OP btw

>> No.19275614

>>19275605
not bad

>> No.19275788

>>19273599
What math class is it?
>anything below real analysis
Brainlet tier and should an hero

>> No.19275991

>>19275788
Lmao, real analysis is brainlet tier also. Literally just rote memorization.

>> No.19276724

>>19275788
the girl or me? it's a 400-level statistics course. I'm pretty sure she's taking real analysis right now though