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19264843 No.19264843 [Reply] [Original]

Is there like a fast method to writing a super baller book like pretty fast? This asshole from high school wrote a book and my friends are look "ohhhh did you smell that guy's farts?" And I'm like WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK JESUS CHRIST so I figure I will just write a better book instead of kicking his ass, he has like three kids and a job at the mill.

>> No.19264849

>>19264843
ghost writers

>> No.19264872

>>19264843
>three kids and a job at the mill

Hasn’t life kicked his ass enough already?

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>>19264843
>he has like three kids and a job at the mill.

you already lost, he has a good life and youre basedraging on 4chan

>> No.19265279

>>19264843

Are you sure you graduated from high school? I've got some doubts.

>> No.19266401

>>19264843
this image gets me every fucking time,

>> No.19266485

>>19264843
>>19266401
retarded. this is totally devoid of humor. there is no reason why a female who is already in a sexual relationship would not be willing to give a foot job on principle. only plausible reasons for refusal would be tired/lazy or just that footjobs are a totally dumb concept, which is actually correct

>> No.19266777

>>19266485
a filtered pseud, on the literature board? its more likely than you think.

>> No.19266786

>>19266485

They're pretty good to fire things up, but not to actually come.

>> No.19266807

>>19266485
It's one of those things that you don't really ask for, but enjoy when it happens.

>> No.19266814

>>19266777
Yes, quite likely...

>> No.19266820

>>19266786
I love feet

>> No.19266842

>>19266820
It's hard to find women with feet that nice. Perhaps it's because I'm not a foot fag but I don't even remember the feet of my exes, except the last one whose feet I didn't like.

>> No.19266850

>>19266842
>not picking women based off how attractive their feet are
Ngmi

>> No.19266936

>>19266850
no way but I give many extra points for greek feet

>> No.19266956

>>19266936
>greek feet
Show me

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>>19266956

>> No.19267205
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>>19266956
It's when the middle toe is longer than the big toe

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>>19267205

>> No.19267287

>>19267205
>>19267212
my feet are like that.

>> No.19267298

>>19267287
You mean that they have this characteristic or that they look exactly like the feet in the statues? If the latter then unironically post feet pls

>> No.19267362

>>19267298
have the characteristic.

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>>19267362
I still formally give you many extra points

>> No.19267479

>>19267180
wholly based

>> No.19267494

>>19266807
No. It's straight up a waste. I have never gotten even a hand job for this reason. If you're not going to give me pussy, forget it. I'd rather do something else. Hand or foot "sex" is that lame. Why do you people always want to settle for less?

>> No.19267562

>>19267494
You have literally never had sex or you would have mentioned blowjobs. This or you're some kind of autist who settled to pay a hooker by the minute and you need to maximize the dollar to pussy ratio.

>> No.19267687

>>19267562
imagine seething this hard

>> No.19267770

Doing great things out of petty spite is based. Godspeed, OP.