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What books help me have a girlfriend?

>> No.19255248

The ones that show you that pussy is undesirable. Women love what they can't get.

>> No.19255254

Workout and get a job, fuck one of your coworkers

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19255273

if you're at the stage where you think a book will help, then you've already lost your chance

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>>19255014
None, but you know that. Lift, do cardio, eat well, sleep well, dress well, groom yourself, and have "something going on" for three years and then ask this question again. Reading every book in existence won't help for shit if you're a short obese waste of skin.

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19256503

Read popular chick lit.
Learn that they're attracted to handsome assholes.

>> No.19257451

>>19255014
No book will help you get a gf. Getting off 4chan and no longer being a fucking weirdo, that might.

>> No.19257463

>>19255014
The book covers with a girl between them.

>> No.19257467

When you have read Anna Karenina closely enough that you can explain Anna's actions without using the terms "dumb" or "whore" you will be ready for a GF.

>> No.19257491

>>19255014
some book about being a responsible man.

>> No.19257521

>>19255014
the bible desu

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>>19255014
Models by Mark Manson
It's the closest you will get to a tutorial on how to get a gf.
Talks about how there are 3 categories in which you need to get good enough to get a gf and right now your most likely good in one and 0/10 in the other 2. Just knowing the categories will help you a lot.
But you will have to put in work to improve yourself.

>> No.19258322

>>19255014
That's not a girlfriend, that's either a bot or a prostitute. I'm not sure why you would choose this image as reference material.

>> No.19258736

>>19255014
Why does this look like a cover for a NTR hentai?

>> No.19258748

You're supposed to learn this when you're 14 or so, you missed out anon. Just do your best.