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Marieke Lucas Rijneveld's new novel has been called "a farm version of Lolita"

Get hype, Rijnebros!

>> No.19243753

>>19243728
not sure if that's a guy or girl, but i'd like to FUCK them.

>> No.19243782

>>19243753
I wouldn't fuck. I would cuddle and go on cute dates.

>> No.19243785

why is this board suddenly obsessed with Dutch literature?

>> No.19243791

Lolita is garbage and only read for its shock value

>> No.19244100

>>19243728
Where can I find a cute twink who isn’t a (for lack of a better word) sjw faggot. I just want a cute boy to cuddle with, none of that lgbt club bullshit.

>> No.19244121

>>19243728
>"a farm version of Lolita"
As in a Humbert Humbert who steals a sheep? That kind of forbidden love?

>>19243785
Forced invasion. Kind of silly but better than Waldo floods I guess.

>> No.19244125

>>19243728
he/she looks like a larper, I'm not interested

>> No.19244130

>>19244100
4chan lit

>> No.19244169

>>19244121
A vet gets obsessed with the daughter of a farmer

>> No.19244185

>>19244169
wasn’t that the plot of madame bovary

>> No.19244208

>>19244130
Only asking here because people who use lgbt online spaces are the ones I specifically want to avoid.

>> No.19244220

>>19244185
No. Charles is not a vet and he's never sexually obsessed with Emma

>> No.19244251

>>19244169
Isn’t that the plot of the La symphonie pastoral

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>flat chest

Is she finally transitioning? Good for him! He can now be called only "Lucas Rijneveld"

>> No.19244287

>>19244261
abominacion
What are the odds she got molested on a farm as a kid?

>> No.19244297

>>19244261
so it was a larp all along

>> No.19244302

>>19243728
>Some of the reactions were very amusing: one reader suggested that the firm might consider publication if I turned my Lolita into a twelve-year-old lad and had him seduced by Humbert, a farmer, in a barn, amidst gaunt and arid surroundings, all this set forth in short, strong, “realistic” sentences. (“He acts crazy. We all act crazy, I guess. I guess God acts crazy.”)

finally

>> No.19244449

>>19244261
Hot. I would cuddle with him

>> No.19244688

>>19244121
Such an unfunny creature.

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>>19243728
b-bros...

>> No.19244792

>>19244774
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>> No.19244814

>>19244774
A Canadian already wrote the Lolita for bestiality.

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19244818

What does it mean?

>> No.19244822

>>19244818
What? Having a chin?

>> No.19244932

>>19244774
kek

>> No.19245953

>>19244261
Hot af

>> No.19245958

>>19244818
3, 1, 2

>> No.19246269

>>19243728
Cute!

>> No.19246305
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>Rijneveld identifies as both male and female, and adopted the second first name Lucas at the age of nineteen, having been bullied during secondary education because of their "boyishness".[8] Rijneveld uses they/them personal pronouns in English,[9] but zij/haar (she/her) in Dutch.[10]
Is there a conspiracy to convince tomboys that they're trans/intersex/nonbinary?

>> No.19246454

>>19243728
>In 2021 Rijneveld was selected by American poet Amanda Gorman to translate her work into Dutch. Rijneveld initially accepted the commission, but later withdrew after Dutch race advocate Janice Deul criticised the publisher for commissioning a white translator for the work of a black poet.

>> No.19246601

>>19246454
>Amanda Gorman

Good ridance

>> No.19247238

>>19246305
>Is there a conspiracy to convince tomboys that they're trans/intersex/nonbinary?
Have you only just begun to realise this? They want them dead from the hormonal poisons they offer them.

>> No.19247247

>>19243728
That woman looks exactly like someone I went to hs with. The fact that she's also german makes this all even weirder.

>> No.19247824

>>19246454
She can’t escape the bullies no matter what she does :(

>> No.19247983

>>19247247
She's not german, she's dutch

>> No.19248042

>>19247824
Oh no no no AH HAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.19248049

>>19243728
Considering her first book was only decent, not marvelous, I'm not sure what there is to get hyped about.

>>19243753
It's a girl.

>>19243791
You don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.19248056

>>19244261
It's always made me happy seeing her with the Casio F-91w on. It's the thinking/person-of-action's preferred cheap watch.

>> No.19248068

>>19244208
you can find them on lit start a bookclub and farm uni femboys brother

>> No.19248126

>>19247983
Dutch are just German Rape babies

>> No.19248438

>>19248056
Everyone carries a smartphone now so the only reason to wear any watch is pretentiousness.

>> No.19248563

>>19248438
>the only reason to wear any watch is pretentiousness.

You probably think that because you don't really have anywhere to be or a time to be there. If you're at work, there are a lot of times where if you pull out your phone—even if it's just to check the time—people like your boss will think you're fucking around on your phone, not that you're just checking the time. Having a watch makes it easier to check the time inconspicuously. It's also annoying to be pulling your phone out all the time if you're in the middle of doing stuff.

>> No.19248574

>>19248438
>Pretentiousness

That's a $10 dollar watch she's wearing.

>> No.19248601

>I'm girl pretending be a male by acting and dressing up like one even though I'm neither trans nor butch dyke teehee
Annoying, white cunt

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19248637

>>19248126
>De eeuwige kankerduitser

Opgeflikkerd hoerenjong met je dikke bierpens

>> No.19248811

>>19243728
>Get hype
It's been out a long time already. (Unless you monomutts are waiting for a translation...)
Can the retards at least research their author before they troll-shill?

>> No.19248826

>>19248563
You’re right I have never submitted and will never submit myself to the indignity of reporting to a “boss” or squandering the majority of my precious time each slaving for a wage at some soul-crushing job. I would rather starve.

>> No.19248833

>>19248811
So transparent and cringe when people make posts solely to attempt to obliquely brag about knowing another language.

>> No.19248849

>>19243753
Enbie. I love all of their work but they're clinically retarded

>> No.19248852

>>19248833
Sorry. But what's the point of the op? Has the translation been announced (I haven't kept up), 'cause otherwise, it (i.e. the original) is already out.

>> No.19248858

>>19248826
Not all jobs are soul crushing. And some people are adults and pay for their own existence in this world.

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>>19248126
Opgekankerd nou

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>>19248811
Imagínate hablar una lengua horrible y bárbara como el holandés y estar orgulloso de eso. Todos aquí esperamos la traducción de la novela de Marieke, que saldrá en Enero próximo.

>> No.19249193

>>19248989
Oof

>> No.19249665

>>19248989
Et pourtant... tu veux lire un livre écrit en cette langue horrible, même en traduction (également horrible, j'imagine). Copez plus durement, fèveur

>> No.19250439

>>19249665
To me what you're saying is just "I want dick, I want dick, I want dick"

>> No.19250544

>>19250439
not your little one, sweaty ;)

>> No.19250745

>>19244100
/lit/ probably has it's fair share of selfhating twinks (see: me), though I doubt anyone one of them would be willing to put out for an internet stranger based on a shared love of reading. If it's just sex you're after you can always get Grindr, anon.

>> No.19250845

>>19248601
To be fair, inteligent women don't want to be women

>> No.19251221

>>19244688
Such a humorless sot.
And anon makes the same humorous gesture right after yours and it gets keks.
Hah

>> No.19251738

>>19251221
It occurs to me that had you made the same comment without that trip code, you might've avoided the issue entirely. Food for thought.

>> No.19252085

>>19248852
The English translation will be out by January

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19252157

>>19251738

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>>19243728
>a farm version of Lolita

>> No.19253542

>>19252085
Oh alright. I read the first two chapters and it seemed not bad.

>> No.19253544

>>19248989
Cute!

>> No.19253550

>>19243728
who the fuck is this coldfeet mongrel? I know its name as it's in the OP, but who the fuck is it?

>> No.19253595

>>19243753
>but i'd like to FUCK them.
As per Roman rules, the very act would turn them into a woman. You're safe.

>> No.19253597

>>19246305
>Is there a conspiracy to convince tomboys that they're trans/intersex/nonbinary?
Yes. There's a war against Lesbians too.

>> No.19253636

>>19253597
>There's a war against Lesbians too.
Good

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19254048

>>19253636
Not good, you ass.
You’re pro state sponsored psychological manipulation? Talk about cuckoldry.

>> No.19254424

>>19254048
What are you even talking about, you schizo

>> No.19254453

>>19254048
Lesbians are products of state-sponsored psychological manipulation.

>> No.19254526

>>19254048
Lesbians are worthless creatures

>> No.19254554

>>19253597
Imagine thinking anyone gives a shit about lesbians anymore

>> No.19254826

>>19253550
Marieke Lucas Rijneveld

>> No.19254880

>>19243791
Its unironically good desu

>> No.19254943
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19254943

>>19254048
Go away and don't come back.

>> No.19256140

>>19248056
I love her watch

>> No.19256773

>>19246454
Rijneveld is a way better author than Gorman

>> No.19257010

>>19254453
No, we happen randomly, maybe less common than bisexuality actually. The recent campaign the make it acceptable might get some state sponsorship, the whole lgbt thing was always an odd fit. I always thought it felt a little forced. (Trans aren’t the same thing as homosexuals)

>>19254526
Ywnhaw

>>19254943
Go wipe.

>> No.19257019

>>19257010
>The recent campaign to make it acceptable to come out of the closet *

>> No.19257665

>>19248601
Seethe

>> No.19259078

>>19256773
That she wanted to translate her in the first place, though, is kind of questionable

>> No.19259462

>tomboy with academia aesthetic
I'm gonna read the shit out of her books

>> No.19259504

>>19243791
>I've never read Lolita.

>> No.19259513

>>19244774
Edward Albee's "The Goat, or, Who is Sylvia?" is the only thing that comes to mind.

>> No.19259534

>>19246305
Tomboy genocide

>>19257010
Lesbians deserve a bullet

>> No.19259666

>>19244121
>>19251221
>!!
>>19252157
>>19254048
>>19257010
>>19257019

>settings (top right of page)
>filters and post hiding
>check filter and highlight specific threads/posts
>edit
>add, then type tripcode under pattern, in this case it is !!bGBGaUpA8kS
>check auto, hide, and on
>save, then save settings and refresh

>> No.19259675

>>19248049
>It's a girl.
I lost all my interest

>> No.19259682

>>19248068
>tfw no femboy farm

>> No.19259692

>>19244261
Why are the tomboys trannies now?

>> No.19259783

>>19259692
Transexuality is the final phase of tomboyism. There's no tomboy adult women, there's only trans men.

>> No.19259799

>>19254554
And so their effacement marches apace.

>> No.19259885

>>19259783
Nonsense of course.

>> No.19260409

>>19259078
Gorman selected her, or at least approved her.

>> No.19260791

>>19259078
Rijneveld is a better poet anyway. I'm waiting for her poetry to be translated entirely

>> No.19262112

>>19248637
>Oodjejsjey wuryau wueusj? Giywhrj judje juut!

Ugly language

>> No.19262147

Reminder that Dutch is incredibly similar to English and you could teach yourself to read it fluently in 6-12 months with very minimal effort.

>> No.19262172

>>19262147
But why would you do that for? For the amazing literature? AH HAHHAHHAHA. Stop shilling your shit language.

>> No.19263208

>>19250745
But who wants you

>> No.19263345

Kek