/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19239132]

What long dead writers would browse 4chan were they alive today?

[Anonymous No.19239149]

Maquis De Sade would be a great shitposter

[Anonymous No.19239160]

>>19239132
Pynchon

[Anonymous No.19239176]

>>19239132
Amazing. Another thread seemingly about reading or being well-read which completely avoids any discussion of literature. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.19240274]

>>19239132
he would browse /gif/ for fart webms but he wouldn't touch /lit/ with a 10 foot pole.

[Anonymous No.19240281]

>>19239160
ama

[Anonymous No.19240282]

Wilde would be convincing /fa/ to wear even dumber shit

[Anonymous No.19240291]

>>19239132
Ezra Pound, Casanova, Sade,
>>19240282
based

[࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY/Ar.iI No.19240295]

[Anonymous No.19240299]

C.S. Lewis was pretty conservative in his social mores, because of the time and his upbringing, but he would loathe the Alt Right. ANYONE who read just the Chronicles of Narnia would know that. Aslan would be double vaxxed and wear a mask. Tash would have superspreader events every weekend, and serve spike protein punch. Lewis served in WWI as an officer, and was wounded in combat. He tried to reup for WWII, but was rejected. Instead, he and his brother took in evacuated children into their home. and he did work with the BBC. So that's one writer that wouldn't use 4chan!

[Anonymous No.19240300]

>>19240295
dude is that St. Hildegaard?

[࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY/Ar.iI No.19240324]

>>19240300


WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[Anonymous No.19240329]

>>19240324
baller

[Anonymous No.19241263]

>>19239132
Frithjof Shuon, he would only browse /s/ though

[Anonymous No.19241277]

>>19240299
He would also definitely be into anime

[Anonymous No.19241314]

>>19239132
Young Hamsun would be on /r9k/
Older Hamsun would be on /pol/

[Anonymous No.19241328]

Definitely on /x/

[Anonymous No.19241329]

>>19240281
when is the next book coming out, also is it true you have green eyes

[Anonymous No.19241333]

>>19240300
>>19240329
No it's Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz; kindly excuse his Mexican autism anon and ignore from no on, have a nice day :)

[Anonymous No.19241678]

Nietzsche's writing style is a proto-4chan shitposting masterclass.

[Anonymous No.19241698]

>>19241314
Carson would be an /r9k/ poster as well
She was a lesbian proto incel
I just can’t bring myself to respect a lesbian who never in her entire life got any pussy

[Anonymous No.19241722]

>>19239132
Schopenhauer

[z No.19241814]

can totally see o'conner being a /pol/lack and making fun of tradcaths on /his/. mommie Dickenson would be the goth girl version of butterfly

[Anonymous No.19241899]

>>19239149
quite literally, in fact

[Anonymous No.19242356]

he would be a namefag and start all kinds of autistic drama on a /lit/ discord server

[Anonymous No.19242374]

>>19240295
>Ayn Rand
Wait I thought CŒMGENVS didn't like Jews and libertarians?

[Anonymous No.19242629]

mishima would be one of many homos obessed with bodybuilding as a cope on /fit/

[Anonymous No.19242675]

Robert E. Howard.

[Anonymous No.19242756]

D'annunzio

[Anonymous No.19242766]

>>19240299
Proto Rod Dreher

[Anonymous No.19242803]

>>19239132
Kierkegaard liked writing with various pseudonyms, he would have loved the anonymity of 4chan to explore his ideas and larp as the ultimate existential Lutheran

[Αμετανόητος namefag No.19242853]

Diogenēs
>>19239149
Him

[Anonymous No.19243026]

Probably splitting his time between /hm/, /x/ and /k/
Not up on my Jap cartoon porn terms but if there’s a board that posts underage boy jap porn cartoons he would probably be there too.

[Anonymous No.19243032]

>>19243026
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.19243046]

>>19241277
Joyce would love Gainax shite

[Anonymous No.19243079]

>>19240295
Who are these women?

[Anonymous No.19243108]

>>19243079
top right is lispector

[Anonymous No.19243116]

>>19239132
Kafka

[Anonymous No.19243133]

>>19243079
Bottom right is Miguel de Cervantes.