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/lit/ - Literature

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Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:36:42 2021 No.19211763 [Reply] [Original]

I don’t want to read. I want to have sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:39:44 2021 No.19211774 >>19211763 I want to do both, perhaps at the same time. I've heard getting a blowie while reading gives you critical insights into a text.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:40:24 2021 No.19211778 >>19211763 But I know for certain that since you are on this Mongolian kiteweaving forum, you are neither reading nor having sex. Why is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:46:11 2021 No.19211806 >>19211763 I just want money desu but I'm the laziest person I know

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:46:57 2021 No.19211809 >>19211763 Sex is overrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:47:58 2021 No.19211812 Nobody can fuck me better than myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:49:21 2021 No.19211818 Boobies...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:49:33 2021 No.19211822 >>19211763 i can’t do either

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:54:14 2021 No.19211846 >>19211763 I just want cute gf that I can hug and hold hands with

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 20:54:38 2021 No.19211849 File: 683 KB, 1071x1076, 1613908484579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i want tendies

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:00:39 2021 No.19211874 >>19211846 Gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:01:28 2021 No.19211882 >>19211846 >hug and hold hands with l-lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:04:29 2021 No.19211891 I want a loyal woman to marry. If I wanted sex I'd have blown money on a hooker already. I think my chances of finding someone I mutually respect right now are below zero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:05:30 2021 No.19211898 and what the fuck does this have to do with literature?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:13:50 2021 No.19211936 I wish I could get married and than my beloved wife would die tragically and I could go on living my life alone and relatives wouldnt constantly inquire about if I'm dating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:15:01 2021 No.19211939 >>19211774 >I've heard getting a blowie while reading gives you critical insights into a text. Yeah, that it's a bad idea to get ducked off while reading. You can't concentrate, the book loses its meaning, and the girl probably gets pissed off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:18:59 2021 No.19211954 >>19211936 also have had this fantasy a few times

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:22:38 2021 No.19211973 >>19211763 getting sex is easy, reading a book front to back is way harder

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 11 21:46:18 2021 No.19212068 have sex