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So do any of you nerds actually get laid and actually live good lives? What does all this book reading from faggots who are long dead get you all in life?

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I read so I can be in another world

>> No.19205436

>>19205424
Yeah, I fuck

>> No.19205440

>>19205429
U mean like watching a show or movie? U know, what NORMAL people do?

>> No.19205448

>>19205424
>So do any of you nerds actually get laid
Yeah I have sex on a semi regular basis
>and actually live good lives?
No I'm pretty miserable
>What does all this book reading from faggots who are long dead get you all in life?
Absolutely nothing. It's a way to pass the time

>> No.19205450

I do not fuck and my life is pretty bad for an American.

>> No.19205480

>>19205440

Many shows/movies are based on books. And the book version is better.

And how do you have time to watch shows/movies if you're getting laid all the time? Your child-support payments must be crippling.

>> No.19205564

>>19205480
LMFAO this guy thinks watching a show or a movie takes as long as reading a fucking book? ROFL! U take bitches to a movie, get a bite afterwards, get laid after all that. Is that really so hard for u to understand? Books are inferior in every way to actually watching a movie or show, books are outdated crap everybody is forced into, everything should be digital

>> No.19205568

I'm pretty much the epitome of a virgin /lit/ university student. Basically only ever go to class and the library, write poetry, fantasize about becoming a famous author, chronically avoid phone calls from my father. I'm probably going to end up killing myself in a few years. So, to answer your question; no, I do not live a good life; no, I do not have sex; and all literature has ever given me are those quiet moments of misty-eyed rapture that all good art induces and the unshakeable feeling that some divine spark is missing from the world.

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still can't get over the fact that this fat fucking frog-looking motherfucker got married not once, but /twice/ and had several kids
He was short, ugly, had no money, no fame of any kind outside of academia, what the hell attracted those women to him? How did he do it? And how do I do it?

>> No.19205628

I simply don't care that much about getting laid. If I did, I would certainly do something else and not read literature, because no book ever helped me with that.

>> No.19205645

getting laid and living a good life are mutually exclusive

>> No.19205646

>>19205564
You're LARPing as a dumbass to troll a board of pseuds. If I could rise out of contempt, I would pity you.

>> No.19205661

>>19205424
I'm getting laid and life's pretty good desu. Reading has absolutely no impact on any of it.

I don't read classics because they're gay, however.