/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19178114]

>he allows his phone to be a cluttered mess and soil his mind

You do have /lit/ phones, right /lit/?

[Anonymous No.19178139]

>be you
>walk past some nerdy loser
>look over his shoulders
>see this
wdyd?

[Anonymous No.19178159]

>>19178139
Shake my head at the puerile impulse to spend that much time customizing your phone, briefly reflect upon the arrested development of men my own age and their crippled power-processes, continue on with my life because I also appreciate aesthetic ideals while being a spooky skeleton

[Anonymous No.19178374]

>>19178114
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19178425]

>>19178159
here’s your well deserved uptoke good sir

[Anonymous No.19178472]

>>19178159
My gf helped me : )

[Anonymous No.19178528]

>>19178374
sauce for the art?

[Anonymous No.19178537]

>>19178472
stud

[Anonymous No.19178542]

>>19178528
https://www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/edgedancer/

[Anonymous No.19178551]

>>19178542
based ty anon

[Anonymous No.19178564]

>>19178374
>kingdom rush
Beyond based.

[Anonymous No.19179125]

>>19178139
Stick it up his butt 'cause he needs some "sense" of reality. nohomo

[Anonymous No.19179171]

My phone is pretty much just a music player, only have it because my mom gets paranoid if she can not contact me. Only time I use it as a phone is to talk to my parents, everyone who knows me knows when I am available and to just come over. Phone is also the only reason I have internet. I would just get a dumb phone but a $30 smart phone is a much better mp3 player than a $30 mp3 player, I do like being able to pay my bills online and the camera comes in handy once a month or so. Only app I have installed is a better music player and the only things I have put on it is music. Is this considered a lit phone?

[Anonymous No.19179247]

>>19179171
OP here. And yes.

I use my phone for the exact same reason. I only use it to text my gf or to track her location. That, and music/podcast player. The other apps are kind of wasted

[Anonymous No.19179258]

My phone is better.

[Anonymous No.19179267]

>not having your current book as a wallpaper
NGMI
>>19179258
>t. doomer
>>19178114
>t. dark academia freak
>>19178374
>t. genre fiction enjoyer
why the fuck would you sort your apps in a folder? do you enjoy tapping your screen unnecessarily often?

[Anonymous No.19179268]

>>19178114
I like to keep mine simple. It's a tool, nothing more than that.

[Anonymous No.19179271]

>>19179247
>or to track her location
I don't think I will appeal to your judgement, sound like a schizo.

[Anonymous No.19179273]

>>19179271
It’s so I know where she is so she’s safe

[Anonymous No.19179277]

>>19179273
>only anon on /lit/ who's not single
>bugs his gf
mama mia

[Anonymous No.19179279]

>>19179273
Knowing where she is does not mean she is safe, at best you are as paranoid as my mom, but you probably are just another controlling schizo.

[Anonymous No.19179281]

Step aside plebs

[Anonymous No.19179284]

>>19179281
>painting of a fat woman

[Anonymous No.19179289]

>>19179279
My GF is my property.

[Anonymous No.19179290]

>>19179284
>he doesnt recognize Giorgione

[Anonymous No.19179292]

>why yes, I am better read than anyone on this board

[Anonymous No.19179296]

>>19179289
Yup, another controlling schizo.

[Anonymous No.19179302]

>>19179296
She likes that though.

[Anonymous No.19179325]

imagine being stuck in a conversation with this dud at a bar or something and he's showing you his customized phone icons like a 12yo and you feign interest to be polite because you don't want to hurt a retard's feelings

[Anonymous No.19179328]

>>19179289
>>19179302
These aren’t me (OP), but I agree with them 100%

That being said, since most people on 4chan don’t date, they don’t understand that when you live with a woman, sharing your location on smart phones is pretty standard fare.

[Anonymous No.19179347]

>>19179325
>a bar
Sorry I stopped going to bars after 25. I don’t put liquid bread/estrogen inside me

[v_v !!+e0M0fBMYzt No.19179351]

>>19179292
i wanna get one of these newer editions of that, they’re so cute

[Anonymous No.19179363]

>>19178114
i have never owned a smartphone

[Anonymous No.19179364]

>>19179347
>going to bars EVER
Holy externoid

[Anonymous No.19179376]

>>19179277
Lmao

[Anonymous No.19179392]

I prefer comfy.

[Anonymous No.19179404]

>>19179328
>sharing your location on smart phones is pretty standard fare.
I don't know any women who would allow that, or even men. But I am an oldfag who remembers car phones and crossed lines, so it could be a generational thing. But you said "tracking" which strongly suggests you actively watch her movements when she is not in your sights and you agreed with those other anons, schizo strongly suggested.

I just can not avoid alliteration once it pops into my head.

[Anonymous No.19179412]

>>19179404
Well maybe you should try actually controlling your fucking woman from now on

[Anonymous No.19179420]

>>19179267
>do you enjoy tapping your screen unnecessarily often?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19179427]

>>19179412
>be (you)
>"gf" is out of sight
>tracking.exe activated
>see her as a dot on the map
>dot moves down the street
>moves into Chad's house
>wanders around the house
>dot wiggles a lot
>"aaah she's save now!"

[Anonymous No.19179441]

>>19179412
That makes no sense as a comeback. Why would I need to control her, she is perfectly capable of controlling herself and does so quite well. Either way, I like the surprises and I would not get those if I controlled her, I suppose you would see that as a sign of guilt instead of love.

Also, what is the longest relationship you have had? I met my wife in grade school, we started dating in highschool and have been together since, 21 years married, known each other for nearly 35.

[Anonymous No.19179448]

>>19179441
Congratulations, your marriage is older than the average /lit/ poster.

[Anonymous No.19179452]

>>19179441
A man who has settled down is merely another kind of woman.

[Anonymous No.19179456]

>>19179448
Kek

[Anonymous No.19179470]

>>19179448
You just made me feel older than I have ever felt before.
>>19179452
So you generally get ghosted after the first date, got it.

[Anonymous No.19179484]

>>19179470
>So you generally get ghosted after the first date, got it.
No I fuck during the first date

[Anonymous No.19179500]

>>19179258
A minimalist, like me.

[Anonymous No.19179516]

>>19179484
Oh, well, you certainly convinced me and everyone on this board. You are such a stud.

[Anonymous No.19179527]

>>19179516
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.19179536]

>>19179527
Millennial by literal generation, Gen-X by social generation. Guessing you are a zoomer.

[Anonymous No.19179571]

>>19179441
Holy shit get the fuck off our image board you literal boomer.

[Anonymous No.19179577]

>>19179536
So what if he was a zoomer? Do you know where you are? This place is for young men to shitpost.

Go oil your lawnmower or shine your bowling trophies boomer

[Anonymous No.19179582]

>creating this much chaos with just a screenshot of my homescreen.
I gotta keep this pic in my back pocket for derailing nihilism threads

[Anonymous No.19179585]

>>19179516
Not him, but I also fuck on the first date. Zoomer girls are basically public use toilets

[Anonymous No.19179588]

>>19179289
Well said man, well said indeed.

[Anonymous No.19179600]

>>19179441
Post chin and shelf. cope, seethe, and dilate in that order

[Anonymous No.19179610]

>>19179441
You got married at 14?

[Anonymous No.19179647]

>>19179571
No, literal millennial, socially gen-x, already went over this.
>>19179577
I have no problem with him being a zoomer but it is kind of pathetic to not expect turnabout. Thanks for demonstrating.
>>19179600
I would have to shave to show my jawline off, beard is fairly full. Winter is coming, it keeps me warm.
>>19179610
Is it math or reading that you have issues with?

[Anonymous No.19179695]

>>19179647
Not >>19179610
What about the shelf though?

[Anonymous No.19179751]

>>19179647
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.19179775]

>>19178114
>>19179281
atrocious
>>19179500
>>19179258
>>19179392
cool
>>19179420
good

[Anonymous No.19179847]

>>19179695
It is sort of impossible to photograph my bookshelves, they line my hallway (builtins) so you can not get far enough away to actually photograph more than small section at a time. Have a stack.

Current reads Gass - On Being Blue, The Kalevala, The Nart Sagas, Cambridge Encyclopedia of the English Language and there is always at least one music theory/musicology/music technology book in the mix, currently On The Wires of Our Nerves.

[Anonymous No.19179857]

>>19179847
I forgot the stack. Have this one instead.

[Anonymous No.19179917]

Mine's the best one

[Anonymous No.19179937]

>>19179917
Don't you have better idols anon

[Anonymous No.19179978]

>>19179847
> On Being Blue
Cool, I'll check this one. I've never seen the connection... Is it good?

[Anonymous No.19179996]

>>19179937
I love Eminem too!

[Anonymous No.19180037]

>>19179978
It seems somewhat weirdly structured so far, it goes between being absolutely amazing writing and ideas that are incredibly evocative to simple and direct, not sure I enjoy this aspect but it may make more sense as I progress. Over all it is very interesting and I like it, especially the rhyming couplets he occasionally ends on.

What connection are you referring too?

[Anonymous No.19180072]

Minimalist chad stepping onto the scene.

[Anonymous No.19180086]

>>19178114
>messy background

[Anonymous No.19180094]

>>19179917
Mashalla

>>19180072
Minimalist is cope for no personality

[Anonymous No.19180125]

>>19180086
>gay soft neolib tech worker safe soulless designs
>>19180094
You better be a girl

[Anonymous No.19180128]