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>OH NO, how could my friend Sauronman turn on me?
>at least Grim WormTongue the Betrayer will surely stay loyal to the end
Tolkein was a hack

>> No.19174554

>>19174549
A thread died for this

>> No.19174567

>>19174554
books about threads dying for this?

>> No.19174572

>>19174554
a post as vapid and pointless as the OP
books for this feel?

>> No.19174600

>>19174549
Wormtongue is not his actual name. It's a derogatory nickname.

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>>19174572
here you go

>> No.19174768

Continue.

>> No.19174847
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>>19174768
>Is-evil-doer! Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
>No, Elfrond

>> No.19174871

kek

>> No.19175465

>>19174549
Threadly reminder that "worm-tongue" was a title of respect given to him by rohan. He was very well spoken.

>> No.19175489

Manwe decimated the powers of the Maiar (who became the Wizards) before sending them off to middle-earth to combat Sauron.
What was the point of that? Sauronman and Gandalf could've been 80% more powerful.

>> No.19175493

>>19174567
anything by nietzsche

>> No.19175895

>>19175489
The last time the Valar went in full power half the continent sank.

>> No.19175922
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>Mount Doom
bravo

>> No.19175942

>>19174847
kek

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>>19174549
>*sigh* Somehow Sauron returned.
>I cannot tarry here, Frodo. I must ride for the tower of Orc-tank and seek the counsel of my friend Sauronman the White. He is the Grand Wizard of our order. Like Sauron he is a Maia of Aulë and loves machines above the living, his insights into the Enemy's thinking will be of great value.

>> No.19177949

ITT homos who believe they are better linguists than a man who created 3 different languages

>> No.19177964

"Wormtongue" was a complimentary epithet in the Rohan language. Worms were kept as sacred pets by them.

>> No.19178002

>>19175957
>"Froggy Baggender, sadly you must leave Welshire and escape for your life from the Nazi-ghoul riders already on your trail!"

>> No.19179216

>gondor
>gondorlin
he really ran out of name very early in his writing

>> No.19179621
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>>19174549
>Our mortal enemy in Hitler
>Hopefully my trusted wizard friend Hitlerman will help

>> No.19179658

>>19174549
>author's name is Toll-keen
>doesn't write about tolls at all!
>I'm starting to think he's not so keen on 'em after all!

>> No.19179671

>>19177949
"created" by mashing random existing languages together lol

>> No.19179674

>>19175465
Yes, I think Tolkien was using it in the old sense of dragon

>> No.19179687

>>19179621
>Leader on the winning side is called WINston
>Leader who stalls the Nazis is called Stallin'
Who writes this shit

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>>19179621
>and here is our trusted advisor, Reignhearts Thirdreich. Him and Hitlerman go way back and his good council will help us stop the nazis