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If you're the only reader in your family, if your parents and grandparents don't read, sorry, but you're not /lit/. You're just a parvenu of culture.
I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.
>b-but I read more than you!
Sure, I don't doubt you spend a significant amount of your hard-earned money on books off Amazon, or long hours rotting in some homeless-infested library (because you don't have any books at home kek) but it's like the way hoodrich niggas own more expensive clothes and cars than families of actually established wealth. You're just trying to show off. Get over it. You're not /lit/ma. Too bad, maybe your grandchildren will be.

Oh, and before I forget, if your parents didn't teach you to read and write before you went to primary school, you're also not /lit/.

>> No.19145706

Take your meds

>> No.19145718

/lit/ma nuts

>> No.19145755

a thread died for this

>> No.19145781

>>19145706
>>19145718
>>19145755
Parvenus

>> No.19145787

>>19145695

ywnbaw sneed

>> No.19145805

>>19145695
Shut yo bish ass up! I'm /LIT/ af yk? whatcha gonna do bout it pussy ass?? I'm hella /lit/ sheeeeeeeesh

>> No.19145812

>>19145695
>All the seething from non-reading families
Back to your mud hutts barbarians, you will never be civilized.

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>>19145812
Cheers

>> No.19145825

>>19145695
>You're not /lit/ma. Too bad, maybe your grandchildren will be.
Having /lit/ grandchildren would be great. I doubt I'll ever reproduce.

>> No.19145828

>>19145695
My dad is a professor and his side has roots in old German nobility. This is unfortunately offset by my mother's side which consists of eastern euro farmers/peasants.

>> No.19145834

>>19145695
b-but my whole family read h-harry p-potter!!

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>itt hardcore copers

>> No.19145857

If you don't have a title of nobility you're a parvenu.

>> No.19145862

>>19145695
I'm so tired of all that race shit, class shit, culture shit, shit on top of shit in a shit bowl. Fucking hell when will this shit stop? When will you vermin die?! Please just be quiet, you're not a human, you're a bestial animal who learned how to speak. I want you to understand that people like you are the true niggers of this planet. Dive into the deepest jungle of Africa, into the heart of darkness and sun-scorched prairie, dig out the most bestial tar-black negro you can find, and you're still a bigger nigger. You're nigger incarnate, the nigger to whom all niggers are pale copies. I hope you and your entire familial line get corona, aids, smallpox, and ebola, and die in the the most gruesome pain your tiny diseased inhuman grey brain-equipment can comprehend.

>> No.19145877

>>19145862
>pale copies
based

>> No.19146022

>>19145695
Based thread. Thank you OP
>>19145828
Nah man appreciate that hardy peasant stock. That will give you strength for the world to come.
T. Also half noble half potato farmer

>> No.19146030

>>19145862
nice

>> No.19146126

>>19145862
>I don't have any meaningful connection to the past whaaa
>No YOU'RE the NIGGER!
Kek, mutt detected.

>> No.19146132

>>19145695
jokes on you I don't know what parvenu means

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>> No.19146200

>>19146022
You sound like a teenager

>> No.19146207

>>19146200
How so?

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My grandmother was a teacher of two languages and had studied both latin and greek at university, had a huge personal library, while my grandfather worked for various publishing houses. I mostly pretend to read on /lit/.

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>if your parents didn't teach you to read and write before you went to primary school
Is this something that actually happens often in America? Here in Eastern Eurostan if your children do not read by 5 at the latest people will think they're either horribly neglected or have cognitive problems. I assume opfag is American solely because of his rebbitbait's sheer grug-a-esque primitiveness.

>> No.19146297

People who come from such families are insufferable faggots

>> No.19146351

>>19145695
cope, the best writers are always the children of petit bourgeois philistine tradesmen

>> No.19146402

>>19146274
My wife is a highschool teacher and a quarter of her classrooms are actual illiterates.

>> No.19146753

>you're not lit
good

>> No.19146797

>>19146274
Im from Eastern Europe and learned to read at 7-8 years old. I have good natural reading comprehension and got to even skip 2 years in highschool.

>> No.19146824

>>19145849
Kind of poetic justice but also a senseless loss of life. May have been an arrogant asshole but also handsome, like a real-life Sebastian Flyte. People should respect the upper classes even when they do stupid childish things.

>> No.19146825

>>19146797
>got to even skip 2 years in Eastern European highschool
That's like 1 week of school in metric.

>> No.19146835

>>19146824
>People should respect the upper classes even when they do stupid childish things.
Literally why? In this invisible contract, where the upper class is there for a reason, being a childish retard breaks this contract. The only tragedy here is that the justice system is going to imprison a warrior spirit for killing a weaker man (very likely unintentionally).

>> No.19146852

>>19145862
>Fucking hell when will this shit stop?
when someone nukes the US since they are the only ones so obssesed with this shit

>> No.19146854

>>19146824
>handsome
The 10/10 in Bongland meme is unisex I see.

>> No.19146860

my grandparents can't read

>> No.19146873

>>19146824
The Czar and his whole family deserved it and so does every european monarch alive today. No king is killed by the masses sensely. He has stopped being worthy and so his bloodline must ended.

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>> No.19146894

>>19146835
Read Pascal's Pensées
>>19146854
Post face

>> No.19146902

>>19146873
The Czar and his family were murdered by a group of radical jews, not by the native Russian masses.

>> No.19146910

>>19146824
>he deserves to live more than others because he was handsome and because his parents are merchants
Dumbest thing I've read today.
>kind of poetic justice
It wasn't poetic at all. Just a kid high on his own fumes, killed for making a crude comment.

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>>19146894

>> No.19146920

>>19146824
Respect is earned, not given.
No one respects some upper-class twit that pulls rank and flaunts status.

>> No.19146934

>>19146824
>handsome
If he was dressed like a lower class kid you wouldn't think twice about him, faggot. En large modern "rich" people don't even descend from the old nobility anymore, they deserve 0 respect when they go around doing shit like this.

>> No.19147005

>>19145695
It is the cause of all troubles in this boards, we seriously need a filtering system to get ride of this pleb who only post unrelated things to complain about their incelhood. Maybe a blood test to assert if you belong to a noble reading bloodline before you get acess to posting rights should be in order.

>> No.19147167

>measuring your literacy through spooks such as "family"
>thinking you belong here