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Recommend her a book

>> No.19132052
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i think she will love it <3

>> No.19132051

>>19132048
Weightwatchers

>> No.19132057

>>19132048
Dragon's Egg

>> No.19132061

>>19132051
She isn't fat you fucking incel

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>> No.19132066

>>19132052
Why would she?

>> No.19132067

>>19132061
shut up simp have you ever even had sex?

look at her fucking left thigh - she is obese by any standard

>> No.19132070

Cengel and Boles Eighth edition Thermodynamics textbook.

>> No.19132071

>>19132067
I want to rest my head on her thigh and take a nap

>> No.19132075

>>19132070
Why this?

>> No.19132080

>>19132066
I don't really know anon I threw it out because I like the book myself. Maybe if you could give some more insight on the pretty lady's tastes I could elaborate more.

>> No.19132081

>>19132075
to understand mass and energy balance through an open system.

>> No.19132083
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Why does it look like she had her conjoined sister-head photshopped out?

>> No.19132190

My Dick
It's very long though

>> No.19132240

>>19132061
t. American
There is a 0% chance this woman has a BMI below 25.

>> No.19132258

>>19132080
Lol tf?

>> No.19132263

>>19132048
Milking udders for dummies

>> No.19132273

>>19132258
Is there something wrong?

>> No.19132286

>>19132048
Slow Sex by Nicole Daedone. And I will be suggest myself as her meditation partner >:)

>> No.19132290

>>19132067
If you think she's too fat you haven't had enough sex, zömer twink

>> No.19132322

>>19132290
Fatties are disgusting. Their jiggly bits have no density.

>> No.19132340

Call of the Crocodile

>> No.19132356
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>twirls mustache

>> No.19132488
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>>19132340
The only good suggestion so far

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>>19132048

>> No.19133013

>>19132976
Cod was a really good book

>> No.19133026

>>19132976
>>19133013
I read his Basque book. Was nice.

Has anyone gotten my post yet?

>> No.19133055
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The rarest sort of a book is a book to read.

>> No.19133058
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>>19133055
>mfw

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>>19133026
>please clap

>> No.19133308

>>19133026
yes I saw your post butters. is that you want? to be seen? to be noticed? to garner attention? to stroke your ego? is your entire persona your way of lashing out because you just want to be loved? so despertately so that you would ask "did anyone get it, please tell me im funny and cool" when you make a joke. because you see the the good and wholesome in the world and cant grasp it, so instead you lash out at it and hate it, creating this depraved, edgy persona that is secretly soft on the inside from its need to be loved and be apart of something, that desperately needs to be nurtured?

>> No.19133331
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The Karl Lagerfeld Diet by Karl Lagerfeld and Dr. jean-Claude Houdret
>>19132070
kek
>>19133197
was hoping someone would post him, not disappointed

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>>19133308

>> No.19133362

>>19132083
You’re a fag for even knowing who that character is

>> No.19133374
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>> No.19133410

>>19132048
Who is this I need to coom

>> No.19133433

i bet i could fit my whole face in her fart meat

>> No.19133461
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>>19132048
"8 Reasons Why You Should Marry Whomever Gives You This Book" by me

>> No.19133514

>>19133374
I unironically edged non-stop for the two hours it took to read this, then came a bucket on the tit of that exact cover.

L I T E R A R Y
L I F E S T Y L E

>> No.19133919

>>19132286
I wonder what that last text face mean

>> No.19134166

>>19132048
mommy

>> No.19134188

>>19132048
Megan Markle got fat.

>> No.19134199

>>19132048
i don't want to recommend a book
i just want to recommend that she sits on my face

>> No.19134355

>>19132048
Brave new world. She looks like she hasn't heared of the book, and when she'd read it she'd think highly of herself. "Wow anon, the book is very relevant to today's society", then she'd think she's very smart and then let me smash.

>> No.19134362

>>19132356
how is it?

>> No.19134422

>>19132061
Her BMI is for sure over 25. She's just one of the lucky fat people that store very little fat on their face.

>> No.19134431

Story of O?

>> No.19134432

>>19133362
Seethe.

>> No.19134448

>>19132048
How tall is she? Hopefully at least 6'3".

>> No.19134450

>>19134355
Damn bro no chill you really destroyed her !!

>> No.19134451

>>19132322
Yes, the warm pillowy softness is a defining feature of a feminine figure. It sounds like you might enjoy the rough, hard exterior of naked men instead, friend.

>> No.19134492

>>19132048
I need the fuckin SAUCE so i can spend the rest of the day beating my disgusting SCHMEAT to this voluptuous whore

>> No.19134493
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>>19132048
Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis and Larry Sloman, so she can read about the parts where he would spend days not eating and just doing drugs

>> No.19134496

>>19132048
How to Properly Hold My Dick Between Your Tits

>> No.19134520

The BIG book of BIG melons and BIG bazookas and BIG tiddies and BIG mammasitas and BIG milktrucks and BIG boobas and BIG bouncers and BIG chichis and BIG bazooms and BIG jubblies and BIG hooters and BIG knockers and BIG booboos and BIG milkers

>> No.19134524

>>19132067
She's really pretty though.

>> No.19134532

>posting ssbw shitskins on /lit/
fuck off with this cow, step away from the dining table and hop on a treadmill

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>>19132048

>> No.19134619

>>19134492
Did your parents teach you to call random women names on the Internet?

>> No.19134873

How to Fart Loudly by Dr. Pliggo Brapstein

>> No.19134880

>>19134619
Lol kys woman

>> No.19134901

>>19133331
He’s not a book. But I referenced it first here >>19132356

You guys.

>> No.19135029

>>19132071
Based and comfypilled

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>19132048

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>>19134520
i don't have any of those. but i've got this one

>> No.19135775

>>19134901
this is literally the most pathetic thing ive ever seen

>> No.19135805

>>19132048
Source?

As I will never meet this woman IRL without becoming a crazy stalker first, I really hope she posted her Boobas somewhere on the internet

>> No.19135810

>>19135775
kek I didn't even notice that fucking lol

>> No.19135838

mommy?

>> No.19135846
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>>19135775
Two people, after the fact, are posting Pierce Brosnan in reference to the meme, ignoring the OP request for a book, and now you just up and down flinging your poo at me. That’s the most pathetic part.

>> No.19135856

>>19135846
based lesbian mommy domme, tell em.

>> No.19135860
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>>19135846
>NO NO NO NOOOO GUYS I MADE THE JOKE FIRST YOU NEED TO LAUGH AT ME NOT AT THEM NOOOOO

>> No.19135875
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>>19135860
Nah. You have no sense of humor. Don’t bother blowjacker

>> No.19135924

>>19135860
she was really funny actually. I will always side with my lesbian mommy domme Butterfly.

>> No.19135942

>>19135846
no, insulting you is not even remotely as pathetic as a tripfag literally begging for attention. there isnt any lengths you wont go to to feed your attention starved ego lmao. at least we can confirm with certainty that you're only a tripfag in the first place because you NEED the attention, and you're little more than a typical vapid woman ripped straight out of misogynistic stereotypes

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>>19134901
>Please laugh at my joke, you must acknowledge me cant you see im doing a funny everyone!! helloooo pay attention to me!!!!!! why arent you paying attention!!!!!

>> No.19135996

>>19135875
why do you need attention from people on 4chan so much butters? what are you lacking in real life that pushes you to act so overtly narcissistic? I genuinely in good faith want to know. I want to know more about you, that's what you want isn't it?

>> No.19136097

>>19134901
I -- who posted Mr. B. -- saw your post and thought about posting it as a reply to you, but alas, I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!

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>>19134901
>>19135846
>>19133026

>> No.19136134

>>19136097
No blame meant. Just found it peculiar spite. Look at all this butthurt!

>> No.19136153

>>19136134
you'll get what's coming to you soon enough haggard bitch

>> No.19136174

>>19135805
Tineye comes back with 0 results :(

>> No.19136181

>>19136134
hey butters, i was wondering if you could answer my question here >>19135996

>> No.19136186

>>19136134
So, are you actually of the architectural persuasion?

>> No.19136213

>>19136181
It’s an amusement coming here. Nothing much else anymore.

>>19136186
I enjoy most arts. I have designed some in my head from time to time
And I like me some curvy women, if that was your drift
L8r

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>>19132061
That she is fat is not a lie. (And that she es beautiful and valid is also not a lie).

>> No.19136222

I love fat chicks.

>> No.19136225
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>>19136213
>L8r

A woman in her 40's typed this out.

>> No.19136234

>>19136213
of course its amusing, no one would come here if it wasn't. that doesn't answer the question though, why do you have to go out of your way to garner so much attention to yourself? most people can come here and find amusement without engaging in such extremist narcissism. what is it that makes you feel compelled to do this?

>> No.19136269

>>19136213
>And I like me some curvy women
You and me both, Butters, you and me both...

>> No.19136279

>>19136213
>HEH OMG DID YOU GUYS KNOW IM A LESBIAN?!?!?! I HAD TO PUT ON MY TRIP SO YOU KNEW IT WAS ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT HOW IM TOTALLY A LESBIAN. SO QUIRKY RIGHT? PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

>> No.19136883

>>19132051
based

>> No.19136890

>>19132061
lol what a fucking simp. you will never get laid

>> No.19136903

>>19132048
How to Produce Big Braps for Dummies

>> No.19136938

Blood Meridian