/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19119897]

What do you guys think about reading and writing drunk?

[Anonymous No.19119905]

Sulayman drank wine? Muslim bros I don't understand...

[Anonymous No.19119922]

Self refuting. Alcohol makes you lose your reason. I would treat them as separate affairs

[Anonymous No.19119926]

>>19119897
It's fun as an occasion and high quality drinks. Drinking isn't as romantic in the modern age with excessive easily obtainable alcohol.

[Anonymous No.19119931]

>>19119905
I'm drinking some right now :)

[Anonymous No.19119940]

>>19119897
Idk i do it all the time

[Anonymous No.19119956]

it makes me unreasonably angry that i usually cant viably focus on reading when im drunk. i barely play videogames at all or anything like that anymore so i need some sort of drunk activity for when im drinking or else it ends up just being a waste of a night (and money), and reading would be perfect for that, but alas...

[Anonymous No.19119974]

>>19119897
im gonna drink and smoke brb

[Anonymous No.19119987]

>>19119897
I'm drinking bourbon right now. When I'm sober my posts suck but when I get drunk my posts are amazing and I get great feedback

[Anonymous No.19119992]

>>19119897
Charlemagne was the greatest, only second to Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.19120019]

>>19119992
>hands Europe to Jews on a silver platter

[Anonymous No.19120030]

I'm a hobby winemaker. I prefer to read after having a drink but I probably drink too often but I never get drunk. I think there are benefits to reading and writing on two drinks but in excess any benefit is lost.

[Anonymous No.19120035]

>>19120019
Charlemagne massacred Jews living in Frankia twice

[Anonymous No.19120041]

>>19120019
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I swear man, you better not start defending the saxons and larp as a pagan

[Anonymous No.19120042]

>>19120030
All very light. Dessert wine?

[Anonymous No.19120047]

>>19119992
Singlehandedly laid the groundwork for the Great Schism by being a power-hungry (((Germanic))). He can go suck a fat Saxon cock.

[Anonymous No.19120048]

>>19119897
Charlemagne drank beer.

[Anonymous No.19120051]

>>19120047
Motherfucker, I knew it was a fucking pagan simp behind those words

[Anonymous No.19120058]

>>19120051
You're not replying to the same person, schizo freak.

[Anonymous No.19120061]

>>19120058
>muh schizo
Drop dead, friend. Just like the saxons

[Anonymous No.19120062]

>>19120042
All rosé 2019 vintage

[Anonymous No.19120073]

>My complaint is that Charlemagne laid the groundwork for a Schism in the Christian Church
>Hmm, this guy must be a neo-pagan
You can't write this

[Anonymous No.19120079]

>>19119897
atheists are alcoholic and glorify alcohol, because they are NPCs

no wonder sluts keep wanting to drink

[Anonymous No.19120081]

>>19120079
The first time I tried alcohol I was a child in a church.

[Anonymous No.19120085]

>>19120062
I see. Not a big wine drinker, from time to time I'll have a little cabernet sauvignon or shariz. Not a fan of rose.

[Anonymous No.19120090]

>>19120035
Obviously didn't massacre the right Jews, and as you know, persecution only makes humans stronger, especially Jews.

[Anonymous No.19120093]

>>19120079
dont priest drink wine lol and molest little boys?

[Anonymous No.19120095]

I write best on stimulants and dopamine-high shit. Opiates soften the text incredibly but can make you long-winded. Marijuana is ruinous and leads to garbage prose. Nicotine is perfect. Caffeine makes it sound extreme and anxious. Benzos make you funny. Alcohol makes you stupid but engaging. I've never written on psychedelics, dissociatives, or salvia

[Anonymous No.19120105]

>>19120090
>I hate Charlemagne because he was nice to Jews
>I hate Charlemagne because he was mean to Jews
You're a fucking woman, go cure your gyno before posting on this board.

[Anonymous No.19120111]

>>19120090
Pick a fucking side

[Anonymous No.19120155]

>>19120105
Jews aren't a hivemind, killing the common Jew won't do much except radicalize the other common Jews. It's the court Jews and merchants that deserved to be killed, where did you get the contradiction from? I'm not this anon:

>>19120019

You can still hand Europe to the Jews by killing the wrong ones. It's like I said, radicalize the little Jew, leave the big Jew unmolested.

[Anonymous No.19120163]

>>19120155
This attempt to cover your ass is a really poor one and demonstrates absolutely no knowledge of the time period or people group in that time period. Take your defeat honorably and close this thread.

[Anonymous No.19120165]

hey cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

[Anonymous No.19120166]

>>19120155
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[Anonymous No.19120179]

>>19119987
Hey, awesome man, good post! I'm drinking too! High five!

[Anonymous No.19120192]

>>19120179
I'm not drunk yet. Your clever little quip is for naught.

[Anonymous No.19120195]

I enjoy alcohol but being drunk sunks. You feel miserable and the evening usually ends hunched over a toilet. I prefer not to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.19120225]

>>19119897
Man, that rendition of Caesar is so disrespectful

[Anonymous No.19120233]

>>19120163
As you know more than me, can you point out where I erred?

[Anonymous No.19120235]

i honestly dont even know what it means to feel drunk. if i drink a few drinks i dont feel drunk at all. but if i drink too much i just get sleepy. what even is drunk? do people feel this blissful euphoric state? why has this been robbed from me?

[Anonymous No.19120271]

>>19120030
Anon, help me out. I have hated alcohol because of a lack of positive experiences with it, not that I grew up in a broken home or something. A couple days ago, I was at a theater fundraiser in a penthouse with some of the elites of my city. After trying a sip of a white wine, I was taken aback by my lack of disgust, and so, I poured myself a glass and enjoyed it. Pic rel is a photo of the brand, but when I search Google the logo is a bit different, a cat instead of a mouse. Do you have any comments on this wine as far as cost, quality, and what I should do next if I want to get into wine? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.19120279]

>>19120192
Then I can't help but disagree: your sober posts are awesome too, dawg!

[Anonymous No.19120307]

Does alcohol (wine) help with creativity, or at least disinhibition?

[Anonymous No.19120342]

>>19120271
Hmmmm. Possibly a Pinot Grigio. An affordable new varietal wine? The fun naming idea seems as if it came from casual conversation; perhaps the vintner uses “it’s okay” constantly, so often indeed it turned into 'Es Okay' with the casual compression speech takes on when well-broken in by habit. Looking at both the label and wine itself, I can't help but wonder if the idea is to keep this wine light and fresh. I'd imagine the grapes were hand harvested, 80% of the grape then going straight to press and cold settled for 3 days before being transferred to the tank. It no doubt went through fermentation in tank and racked off to another tank and cold settled until bottling. The other 20% of the fruit may very well have been foot treaded and naturally fermented on skin for 5 days, then pressed off and finished fermentation in neutral oak. Then... hmmmm... 80% of the wine aged in tank and 20% aged in neutral barrels for 6 months?

[Anonymous No.19120344]

>>19120307
yes alch makes you low inhib

[Anonymous No.19120409]

>>19120342
You stole that from a website called neighboorhoodcellar.com. If wineanon sees this, I'm still looking for recs and tips.

[Anonymous No.19120467]

>>19119897
Vodka drinkers

[Anonymous No.19120475]

>>19120409
You're a fag lol. It's cheap, inoffensive wine chosen by the caterers to pad their bottomline. It's 20% 'craft wine' from a young vineyard mixed with 80% plonk. It's not even a varietal (usually varietals don't say 'white wine' and nothing else as regards grapes in the blend), as that write up suggests, so perhaps even the good parts of that wine may not be present here. Dregs mixed together probably. Learning about any kid of booze involves tasting a lot of it. There are books but they won't help you develop a palate. If you want something more complex than Pinot or 'white wine' but still similar try Sauvignon Blanc, of which Sancerre is an slightly more sophisticated treatment. Try to look for unoaked at first then quickly move on.

[Anonymous No.19120544]

>>19119897
Can't do it. Can't focus well enough. I can socialize, shop, and exercise while drunk, but videogames, books, movies, become herculean tasks.

[Anonymous No.19120579]

>>19119897
the greatest drunkness is the drunkness one feels from reciting the Qur'an.

[Anonymous No.19120647]

For me, it's mead.

[Anonymous No.19120678]

>>19120467
Oh, did they all drink vodka?

[Anonymous No.19120938]

>>19120085
>Not a fan of rose
too bad but I bet you will be a fan of my rose-colored balls in your mouth

[Anonymous No.19120952]

>>19119897
reading drunk requires a proper balance but it can be fucking sublime. i have fond memories of reading brothers karamazov when my friend was bartending and would set me up with drinks

[Anonymous No.19121073]

>>19120475
Thanks. Since the assistant for the host noticed me photographing the wine, I was told that it was donated by a local grocery store, not provided by the caterers to pad their bottom line. Apparently, the assistant even knew the distributor for this wine.
I am an appreciator of fine tobacco. Snuff is up my nose at this very moment. Since the conoisseurship of alcohol, particularly wine, is so much more common than tobacco, it is something I have been curious about since childhood. However, I think I will be sticking with my much cheaper tobacco.

[Anonymous No.19121227]

>Soda drinkers

[Anonymous No.19121382]

>>19120062
I get the feeling Rosé may be better to drink at a certain time of day but evening is definitely not the right time. Is it suitable for drinking during the day?

[Anonymous No.19121406]

>>19120019
Go to bed Varg

[Anonymous No.19121476]

>>19119905
That's Mehmed II

[Anonymous No.19121493]

drinking is cringe and gay
t. alcoholic

[Anonymous No.19121508]

if you like alcohol for that sort of thing you should try pregabalin and reading/writing

[Anonymous No.19121516]

>>19119956
Maybe, here it comes, just don’t drink.

[Anonymous No.19121613]

Beer is good for moderate drinking, wine isn't in my case, you need to open an entire bottle and it's much stronger. Dumb meme picture.

[Anonymous No.19121676]

I write this way :
Write drunk
Rewrite and correct sober

[Anonymous No.19121740]

Maybe wine can help me overcome my coca-cola addiction. Can a non-snobby pretentious fuck recommend a cheap but decent wine to get started? I've never got drunk on my entire life btw.

[Anonymous No.19121846]

Sitting on the couch late in the evening, reading a good book and catching a light buzz from something tasty is pure comfort.

[Anonymous No.19121951]

>>19121676
Simply epic.

[Anonymous No.19121980]

>>19119922
I hope you lose your life

[Anonymous No.19121988]

>>19119897
i enjoy both, red wine is very complimentary to it

[Anonymous No.19122010]

>>19119897
I would not read or write if I did not do it drunk, but my blood alcohol content has probably been above the legal limit for most of the past decade. On the positive side I am down to a liter of gin and a case of beer a week. Things were pretty bleak for awhile there, feels good when I take out the recycling and see a couple dozen crushed beer cans and a single bottle instead of 5 or 6 handles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3GuaAP9LtU

[Anonymous No.19122073]

>>19121676
moshi moshi bukowski desu?

[Anonymous No.19122123]

>>19120030
Ultra based

[Anonymous No.19122616]

>>19119987
Great post man!

[Anonymous No.19122623]

>>19119905
Before the 12th century Hanafis thought it was cool to drink so long as it wasn't made from either grape or dates. In a way, Mehmet II was retvrning to tradition. This is why that breaking bad emme where Muslim Walter tries to convince Muslim Jesse that alcohol isn't haram had so much more potential, it could have made an actual case for drinking being permissible and rhat would've been even funnier.

[Anonymous No.19122658]

>>19119897
Are you implying that Mediterranean people are a superior race to the barbarian blondes/whites north of the alps?

[Anonymous No.19122675]

If you want to write, stay away from alcohol. Faulkner was deep in the sauce and you can see his brain frying gradually as you go deeper and deeper into his oeuvre.