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>>19097144
This really is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Either some fag took the time to read these works and extract enough info to make this meme or it’s the authors pathetic attempt at self promotion.
Not sure which is worse.

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>>19097179
Kek

>> No.19097207

>>19097144
Fuck of card kike.

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>>19097159
I want to read his book

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>> No.19097254

>>19097142
FUCK YOU

>> No.19097258

>>19097095
Does anyone have this with the Hugo Les Miserables version?

>> No.19097303

>>19097142
lmoa

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>> No.19097349

>>19097183
All the Gardner pictures you see are made by him or someone pretending to be him as an epic metameme

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One of the few /lit/ creations worth anthologizing.

>> No.19097452

>>19097142
these are actually funny

>> No.19097557

>>19097095
anyone got any massive book archives? (named already I'm not autistic enough to sort through libgen's shit).

>> No.19097574

>>19097095
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>>19097309
>>19097429
stop posting the same pics every two days. we don't need any more /lit/ humor threads because they aren't funny. at least have the decency to wait a month

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>>19097574
no.

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>>19097574
I'm laughing every time, fuck off.

>> No.19097817

>>19097142
Lol

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>> No.19098007

>>19097826
why is he wearing "Starry Night" as a hat?

>> No.19098380

>>19097183
You can always spot a John David Card post because he thinks /lit/ unironically supports Gardener and his biggest ambition in life is to steal Gardener's "fanbase"

On a wider scope, he seems to fundamentally misunderstand 4chan and humanity as a whole. He thinks Gardener buying ads is annoying but his constant spamming is endearing. I'm not even entirely sure how to explain Card's mindset or his motivation. Like this incredibly sad meme that he keeps reposting. It would take three or four posts to fully explain what is so wrongheaded about it, but just to start:
>virgin vs chad meme is outdated by several years
>my opinion vs your opinion memes themselves are immature and dull
>this particular meme was never meant to be used as an earnest attempt to compare two different topics, the "chad" side is supposed to be an absurdly over-the-top reaction to the "virgin" side, which is supposed to be normal-but-awkward behavior
>author wants to portray himself as a 4chan regular, but can't use 4chan slang without emphasizing it in some way with italics or cross-outs
>author wants to come across as bold and daring, but his constant attempts at preemptively deflecting criticism betray his deep insecurity
>thinks he can trick everyone into thinking this meme was made by someone else, but there's so much personal information about the author's politics and writing process that it could not have possibly been made by anyone else

My theory: John David Card grew up in a Mormon community where everyone is deeply repressed. In his mind, going on 4chan or watching Adult Swim is the equivalent of taking LSD. He legitimately believes that the garbage posted on 4chan represents some form of enlightenment or education. He doesn't realize that 4chan is just a slightly angrier and more clever version of the reality that most Americans live in, and that nothing here would really shock anyone aside from sheltered people like him.

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>>19097142
he was destroyed!

>> No.19098445

>>19097142
Aaaa

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>>19097574
>stop posting the same pics every two days.
welcome to /lit/, where even for the memes we have a canon

>> No.19098484

>>19097803
>I'm laughing every time,
it figures the retard can't speak english. it's this:
>I laugh every time

>> No.19098485

>>19098455
What in this female's addled mind led to her typing Goethe as 5 or Fathers and Sons as 7?

>> No.19098489

>>19098455
Of those 7 I fit 5 and 6, but both are digital ;)

>> No.19098502

>>19097142
Fuck you

>> No.19098513

>>19098455
Let me signal how
>I am a desirable woman who is picking and choosing with micro-grained detail which men I fuck
>I fuck intellectual men (because I too am an intellectual)
>I have taste so I know that it's cool to performatively dislike DFW because he was like, totally a loser
>I have the correct political opinions because I dislike authors associated with masculinity like Hemingway and probelmatic books like Lolita (although that's the favourite book of a lot more women than men)
A masterpiece of women tweeting

>> No.19098549

>>19097142
Repent from thine actions.

>> No.19098706

>>19097142
unfunny

>> No.19098722

>>19097557
On the-eye.eu, or go to any 4chan archive and search for mega.nz

>> No.19098731

>>19098455
whore

>> No.19098741

Please someone post the story of the anon who went to Barnes & Noble and spoke to the clerk in spanish with an aristocratic attitude assuming she was a latinx, that shit's so gold

>> No.19098744

>>19097574
You know mass-replying is a bannable offense, right? You're toast, kiddo.

>> No.19098746

>>19097142
bitch

>> No.19098764

>>19097129
this is missing at least one classic (the one about how I'm not going to give you the exact pages, read the whole fucking book you lazy losers)

>> No.19098786

>>19097142
fuck you

>> No.19098841

>>19098513
An insightful pragmatical analysis anon, I say that with no irony.

>> No.19098900

>>19098513
This >>19098841 and recommend books on how to express myself like you - other than your diary. Your post is clear and expressive at the same time. I feel like I have dyslexia at times (I unwittingly tend to communicate this >>19097209)

>> No.19098913

READ CALL OF THE CROCODILE FOR THE MEMES HAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY HAHAHA ITS A GREAT HORROR NOVEL HAHAHA IRONY

>> No.19098920

>>19098455
What would she think of my stack full of christian apologetics, reactionary works, and scholastic philosophy?

>> No.19098927

>>19098913
I don't know what's sadder: Gardener being so desperate for attention that he tries to put a virtual "KICK ME" sign on his own back, or Card being envious of a guy who does that.

>> No.19098932

>>19097142
>There is nothing to be learned from fictional literature
>Anyone who claims otherwise is a pseudointellectual
Read Vom Krieg if you want to actually learn something.

>> No.19099023

>>19098932
Actually, that is to say, the only book I've ever read that's worth a damn is Berdan's United States Sharpshooters in the Army of the Potomac.

>> No.19099145

>>19097142
fagit

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Literally me

>> No.19099599

>>19097129
why do people consistently post the worst version of this meme?

>> No.19099612

>>19097129
Math student here and I've literally had to reference Uncle Ted in a paper. It's a surreal experience, to say the least.

>> No.19099747

>>19098841
>irony
Do you mean sarcasm...?

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>> No.19099763

>>19099359
Pretty funny. OC?

>> No.19099860

>>19097249
That's more /sci/, no?

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>>19099750

>> No.19099889

>>19099763
Oh no, BaalBuddy. Makes tg/anime/meme shitposts, this is the first I've seen with any lit content.

>> No.19100009

>>19098455
Why Goethe? what do bitches have against Goethe?

>> No.19100017

>>19098380
based

>> No.19100046

>>19097574
fuck off, listfag. Noone likes what you do.

>> No.19100087

>>19099359
too verbose
lrn 2 grugpost

>> No.19100148

>>19100087
I think that's one of the jokes
>grugpost
Not even

>> No.19100150

>>19097142
stop

>> No.19100200

>>19099750
Always gets me
>>19099863
Kek

>> No.19100251

>>19097094
whos got the silliest battles one?

>> No.19100270

>>19100148
no, it's just not getting the voice right. the juxtaposition between grug and the book he is reading is the actual joke.

>> No.19100362

>>19100270
no, the joke is subverting that the ogre is in fact not stupid, he's just stupid in the context of Ulysses. nobody would be surprised that a 50IQ ogre doesn't understand the book, that's a given. the surprise is that he understands it to a certain extent and laments that he is still "stupid"
for context the first pic in the series is mtg-based, but I don't know what it means.

>> No.19100372

>>19098841
fuck now I *really* don't know if you were sarcastic or not

>> No.19100375

>>19097211
I was there. He never posted his book, thus making me believe that it was all just a jape.

>> No.19100384

>>19097176
chuckled

>> No.19100393

>>19097142
he went boom

>> No.19100427

>>19098455
all of these i get but wtf is wrong with goethe?

>> No.19100443

>>19098455
Goethe is ok, the rest spot on

>> No.19101281

>>19097142
Well done

>> No.19101343

>>19097557
z-lib.org

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>> No.19101830

>>19097142
lpm

>> No.19101920

>>19098920
They don't like Das Leiden des jungen Werthers because it seems to 'incell-y'.

>> No.19101928

None of these are funny

>> No.19101938

>>19101532
I will always love this

>> No.19102053

>>19100009
The pathetic men that she knows probably think Werther is his main work, and the dumb bitch probably thinks Werther is incel lit ir something

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>> No.19102594

>>19099863
Wow. This would actually work as a cover because of the trippy out of body/dmt chapters.

>> No.19102764

>>19097142
fuck

>> No.19102784

>>19097142
Fine

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>> No.19102896

>>19098380
I don't know who either of them are and I'm not going to find out.

>> No.19102935

>>19097116
Which book is this from?

>> No.19102956

>>19097116
top kek

>> No.19102958

>>19097129
>Better known for other work
lmao

>> No.19102962

>>19097142
fugg

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Got this one from a previous thread

>> No.19103109

>>19097153
is this the sniff poster? and the guy who took a shit on the plane and talked to the guy next to him?

>> No.19103125

>>19097142
lmao

>> No.19103144

>>19102978
For the love of God more croc memes pls

>> No.19103150

>>19100009
>>19101920
Maybe she also read the night alley scene in Faust where Gretchen gets slut shamed repeatedly for having a nobleman hit on her

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>>19102978

>> No.19103165

I posted the "show me a fucking picture of a whale with a mullet" post, did anyone cap that thread

>> No.19103193

>>19101532
kek

>> No.19103198

>>19098380
I feel like you're one of the /lit/ meme authors, and you're seething

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>>19103198

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>> No.19103224

>>19103206
lmao so are you card or gardner?

>> No.19104022

>>19097142
fucked up

>> No.19104615

>>19097142
fuck you

>> No.19104659

>>19098513
Nailed it. Good post anon

>> No.19104844

>>19097142
crazy

>> No.19104893

>>19097142
he went boom!

>> No.19104966

>>19097142
this was actually genius

>> No.19105327

>>19098513
>performatively dislike

I'm gonna use this expression from now on when I need to.

>> No.19105338

>>19097142
Good thing I'm not a Minecraft player then.

>> No.19105561

>>19101928
Welcome to 4chan

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screenshotted this post a while back, didn't get a lot of (you)s but it made me laugh

>> No.19105991

>>19097142
he went boom

>> No.19106040

>>19105794
He didn't say that

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>>19097142
bad

>> No.19106422

>>19097142
LMFAO

>> No.19106432

>>19097142
Fuck off

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>>19097142
cunt

>> No.19106878

>>19097142
top zozle

>> No.19106896

>>19097142
I’m sure you can guess what happened!

>> No.19106899

>>19098380
As a certified card expert I can tell you that he lives in Brisbane, Australia and can't use apostrophes correctly.

>> No.19106979

>>19106040
He did now

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>>19103198
Not yet, but I'm hoping to have my first novella ready for spamming by the end of the month.

It's about a renegade scientist who has disappeared into the fierce tangle of kudzu and thorn which borders the red dirt roads of the Florida panhandle. A paramilitary contractor is hired to locate the scientist and soon finds himself beset on all sides by hostile locals, fierce wildlife, and deadly natural phenomenon as he descends deeper and deeper into... The Savage Green

Keep an eye out.

>> No.19107471

>>19107412
Sounds pretty interresting anon. I look forward to your shill campaign.

>> No.19107692

>>19097170
> "With a car, you can go anywhere you want"

>> No.19107737

>>19097309
>Da Jesus Book; Matthew 5:43-48
>You guys wen hear wat God wen say: ‘Show love an aloha fo da peopo dat all aroun you.’ An da peopo say: ‘Hate da guys dat hate you.’ But eh! I telling you guys dis: Show love an aloha fo da guys dat hate you! An aks God fo help da guys dat make you suffa! Wen you do dat, you goin show fo real dat you da kine kids dat come from yoa Fadda dat stay in da sky. He make da sun come up fo da bad guys an da good guys. An he send rain fo da guys dat do da right tings, an fo da guys dat no do da right tings. So, if you guys ony get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo you, you tink God owe you guys money fo dat? Nah! Even da tax peopo dat collect money fo tax fo da govermen, dey get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo dem. If you guys say ‘Howzit’ ony to yoa bruddas, you tink you spesho, o wat? Even all da diffren peopos all ova da world dat donno God, dey say ‘Howzit’ to dea bruddas too. All da time you gotta be good hundred percent, jalike yoa Fadda in da sky, he everytime stay good hundred percent.

>> No.19107757

>>19097142
stoopid

>> No.19107778

>>19097208
mf is 32? dude might have an actual learning disability.

>> No.19109137

>>19106040
he said that you son of a bitch

>> No.19109183

>>19097142
fuck

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>> No.19109694

>>19097142
This was the funniest thing I've seen in months.

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>>19097142
shit

>> No.19109716

>>19097142
I just ordered a hardcopy of this book online, purely on the strength of this single page

>> No.19109761

>>19097142

Sneed

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>>19106899
Please, do tell more.
What else ya know about him?

>> No.19109873

>>19097116
if only

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>> No.19109937

>>19107778
You fucking think?

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>> No.19109987

>>19107412
You would think a bunch of schizoids and autists would come up with more existential or esoteric premises than a police procedural.

>> No.19109992

>>19109987
Don’t be like that anon. I’m sure his book will be great. And what you’re summarizing is already something that does exist here. Horror’s Call. I read all the books from here and that’s that series in a nutshell.

>> No.19110004

>>19097142
Damn

>> No.19110112

>>19099612

Well, wasnt he a like a super-genius in his field? Why discard his work, ig its legit

>> No.19110131

>>19097142
not risking it

>> No.19110464

>>19097094
Did he ever upload it?

>> No.19110513

>>19109898
how have I never seen this

>> No.19110700

>>19097142
ugh

>> No.19110746

>>19097142
sneed

>> No.19110802

>>19097184
what’s a book like the left

>> No.19110810

>>19107412
youre the same anon who posted about flinging balls of kudzu at black peoples houses

>> No.19110821

>>19097142
mmm

>> No.19110850

>>19101532
imagine having a shootout with criminals and Yanet Jellen steps forward and shotgun blasts your partner's head away.

>> No.19110946

>>19110850
>Yanet Jellen

>> No.19111016

>>19099889
It's without a doubt a commission from someone.

>> No.19111095

>>19110946
yeah im a dumbass sometimes.

>Perome Jowell

>> No.19111131

does anyone have the oats post?

>> No.19111667

>>19110802
This

>> No.19111981

>>19110802
The Learned Disguise

>> No.19112010

>>19110802
L'Academie

>> No.19112028

>>19097142
FUCK

>> No.19112095
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This is Martinez when asked about Julio's dick in his wife.

>> No.19112263

>>19097142
shit

>> No.19112375
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>>19099359
This guy is pretty funny

>> No.19112394
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>>19112375

>> No.19112424

>>19097142
Gottem

>> No.19112426

>>19097142
wtf

>> No.19112473

>>19097142
sneed

>> No.19112510

>>19097142
feed

>> No.19112524

>>19110802
your diary desu

>> No.19112590

>>19097208
oh fuck I remember this thread lmao

>> No.19112651

>>19110946
J and Y make the same sound tho

>> No.19112669

>>19097142
nigger

>> No.19112671

>>19112669
don't say nigger

>> No.19112681

>>19112671
moulinyan

>> No.19112693

>>19101532
now THIS is Burgerpunk

>> No.19112704

>>19097142
fine

>> No.19113057

>>19097142
Kill yourself

>> No.19113123

>>19097142
Is minecraft so esoteric that there can be no humor without knowledge of it or am I just too base to understand it? This image keeps me awake.

>> No.19113131

I truly don't understand people actually replying to "reply to this or your mom dies in her sleep" stuff. That's some dark ages magical thinking.

>> No.19113246

>>19097142
Reply

>> No.19113252

>>19113123
You don't have to pretend to reply with an actual comment, just tell him to fuck off and your mom will be safe tonight...

>>19113131
Those are the same people we're discussing literature, philosophy and politics here.

>> No.19113255

>>19113131
It's not conscious, it's superstition that operates at the level of instinct. It's like wondering whether you left the stove on and then getting in the loop of thinking that the house will burn down precisely because you convinced yourself that you're being silly so you have to go all the way back home and check. It has a lot in common with OCD thinking.

Ironically if they cultivated real magical thinking they would become conscious of the fact that forces like that only work if you give them power over you. Also, the fundamental nature of reality is good and doesn't allow for such evil curses to proliferate with such little effort behind them. Your mother is safe and is a lovely woman, you should go call her and tell her you were thinking of her today. She'll be touched.

>> No.19113277

>>19097142
*His mom was destroyed! in her sleep

>> No.19113283

>>19113255
My wording was a bit imprecise, I suppose, I technically understand why they do it (it's a very minor effort to avoid a perceived risk of a great evil), but it's bizarre to me that people apparently judge the "curse" to be a risk in the first place. The fear of leaving the stove on, or having forgot to lock the front door or whatever, at least is reasonable in that those are real risks. You can go overboard worrying about things like that, but at least they're things that at least initially make sense to worry about. The worry of "this edited photo of a Minecraft joke book will do an accelerated The Ring on my mom" is less understandable to me.

>> No.19113285

>>19097179
BASED

>> No.19113302

>>19097218
This isn'r funny though, this just makes me think cocaine brought him, at least partially, to truth.

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>>19097209
>not posting the full version

>> No.19113395

>>19097159
this guy was trolling but no one screen capped that

>> No.19113397

>>19113395
>this guy was trolling
no shit sherlock

>> No.19113409

>>19113397
oh sure you should suspect it with everything here but this guy admitted to it

>> No.19113422

>>19102559
>He had insisted on putting illustrations of naked women with very large breasts and cat ears at the start of each section. He said it reflected "the ethos of our age"
He truly was ahead of his time.

>> No.19113536

>>19097105
This isn't too weird when you consider that a popular author that you like a fair deal is a better ticket to a career than your absolute favorite author that no one has heard of.

>> No.19113556

>>19097129
This is just proof that what all your professors told you is bullshit, once you get big enough you don't have to care about citations.

>> No.19113739

Someone post the compilation of misogynistic remarks made by philosophers.

>> No.19113833

>>19099747
sarcasm is a form of irony

>> No.19113957

>>19097142
faggot

>> No.19113987

Not a screenshot but one of my favorite greentexts from /lit/

>I work for a library and it is very depressing, and often suicide appears to be more attractive than working in this job. One might imagine that working in a library entails having a quiet, spacious office in which to organize the library's inner layout, making sure books are ordered and delivered on a timely basis, overseeing new technology being implemented and so forth. I am 40 years old. For thirteen years now I have stood and sat at the front desk of a large urban library whose most loyal denizens are the homeless and the clinically insane. Schizophrenics are drawn here like moths to a flame. Alcoholics come here to snooze and disrupt. Niggers crowd the aisles and spread their toxic subhuman behaviour. I thought I would be advising enthusiastic kids what to read next, or helping elderly peasants become introduced to the world of literature in order to enjoy their final years thanks to the offerings of high culture. Instead I stand silently and alone as my miserable colleagues discuss their boring husbands or browse facebook or holidays websites to look out for the cheapest package deals. I am forced to replace urine-stained seat cushions. Forced to "kindly" "usher" out the bums who vomit on themselves and the constantly wide-eyed middle-aged women who start to scream and talk gibberish at a rapid pace if I approach them and tell them we are closing up. What a pathetic life I lead. I imagined I would be like Larkin, like Borges, like the kind of refined, reserved kind of man whose job allows him an air of mystique and glum erudition. Instead I am no better than a janitor who has found himself at the till of a supermarket.

>> No.19113992

>>19113987
>In 2008 I had a brief sexual affair with a student girl who spent a month here as part of her training to become a librarian. We screwed in the storage room several times a day. It was purely physical on her part but deeply emotional on mine. Eventually she realized she didn't want this kind of job and admitted she felt sorry for me and thought fucking me would make me less depressed and her less experienced. She is now working for a marketing company and is earning more than me despite being a member of a different generation. Please kill me. Please. Please. Please God let this be the day I am struck by a truck on my lonesome drive home. Let this be the night the niggers break into my home and garrote me as I lay sleepless staring silently toward the ceiling.

>> No.19114439

>>19113987
that's not funny, that's sad. why the fuck would you post that in the humour thread is beyond me

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>>19113987
>I am no better than a janitor who has found himself at the till of a supermarket.
clean it up book janny.

>> No.19114547

>>19105794
I feel like I read this quote in herodotus

Also my capcha is VAG H8

>> No.19114575

>>19097142
Boom

>> No.19114733
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>>19114439
It's obviously hyperbolic you spaz

>> No.19115026

I have a screenshot of the guy who pretended to be Albert Camus, but I don't want to dig it up. Search the archives.

>> No.19115291

>>19097142
fuck you

>> No.19115302

>>19097142
j

>> No.19115315

>>19114439
It's funny because he's too retarded to work in a research library, too poor to go back to school loser? I know the feeling.

>> No.19115347

>>19109609
this but unironically

>> No.19115354

>>19097142
i love my mom

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>>19097142
Fuck you

>> No.19115669

>>19097142
no

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>>19097102
Same goes for Nietzsche imo
>Battle not with monsters
>Lest ye become a monster
>If you gaze into the abyss it gazes into you
>

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>> No.19115992

>>19097142
End your life.

>> No.19116042

>>19097142

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>>19109716
It came in bros. It's fucking hilarious.

>> No.19118227

>>19115687
you're fucking retarded

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>>19097094

>> No.19118328

>>19118148
kek

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>> No.19118644

>>19118148
Based

>> No.19118722

>>19118637
any more like this?

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>>19118722

>> No.19118740

>>19097142
u basterd

>> No.19118747

>>19118236
That book made zero fucking sense. How is any of that christian? Why would they have a wife they don't fuck and then use a concubine as a breeder??? I feel like she literally came from another planet or dimension or something, how else could that make any sense?

>> No.19118821

>>19097208
Did we ever get the full pdf?

>> No.19118864
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>>19118722

>> No.19118891

>>19097094
>Nigger thread
Proof that this board is full of pseuds

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>>19118722

>> No.19118918

>>19097142
every time

>> No.19118933

>>19097153
i didn't know there was a sequel to the confederacy of dunces

>> No.19118964

>>19097429
brekekekek

>> No.19118981

>>19098513
Perfect summary nigga

>> No.19118985

>>19097142
FUCK YOU

>> No.19119018

>>19118148
King

>> No.19119064

>>19097142
You ass

>> No.19119155

>>19110802
novels by Balzac or Stendhal (tragic or cynical endings) or V. Hugo (happy-ish endings)

>> No.19119416

>>19097142
Cheeky

>> No.19119447

This thread should have started with the Greeks

>> No.19119844

>>19097238
how wou;ld slavoj have time to cum during a debate..?

>> No.19120904

>>19097142
I knew what this was and still I clicked on it like a fool.

>> No.19121223

>>19119844
are you just pretending to be retarded?

>> No.19121226

>>19098455
went to her website and looked at the articles she has written. sad

>> No.19121257

>>19097142
Skkdjiqkmf

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>> No.19121765

>>19121731
i dont get it

>> No.19121819 [DELETED] 

>>19097184
Can /lit/ supply even one example of a well-written anime or manga? Nips can't write for shit.

>> No.19121835
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>>19121226
>went to her website and looked at the articles she has written. sad
why would you expect womething good?

>> No.19121872

>>19097142

>> No.19122184

>>19097094
where can i buy the niggerbook???!!

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>>19097142

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>>19115692
The post he was replying to

>> No.19122594
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19122594

>>19097142
formerly Pooh Shiesty

>> No.19122818

>>19097142
minecrafted ngl

>> No.19123049

>>19097142
fuck you

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>> No.19123943

>>19097142
I can't believe you've done this

>> No.19124638

>>19097142
of course

>> No.19124816
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>> No.19124873

>>19097102
I loved The Stranger.

>> No.19124904

>>19098455
Lolita is not my favorite book but its definitely in my book shelf

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This cover

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>>19097142

>> No.19125108

>>19118917
>>19118864
>>19118736
>>19118637
That's actually funny

>> No.19125162
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>>19097142
Devilish

>> No.19125207

>>19097142

>> No.19125336

>>19124954
I hate them both now.

>> No.19125365

>>19097094
Does someone have the Hegel meme where it's like a file of dominoes (Hegel, Marx, etc)?

>> No.19125397

>>19121223
why would pretend to be christian?

>> No.19125632

>>19121716
the algorithm says rustlers must die

>> No.19125657

>>19097142
OH N-

>> No.19125758

>>19097142
kino. I knew what this was and I still opened it. Quite Faustian

>> No.19125767

>>19121765
Apocalypse Now and the video game are both based on Heart of Darkness.
The author of the image is implying that by playing the video game he has learned more than by reading the book or watching the movie.
It is brainlet cope.

>> No.19125822

>>19097142
fuck you dog

>> No.19125828

>>19097142
kek

>> No.19125855

>>19097142
Fuck you

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>>19122200

>> No.19126071

>>19099612
I knew he was a genius at math but I'm surprised to learn that Ted was actually in academia long enough to have an impact

>> No.19126072

>>19126065
Fuck you too

>> No.19126086

>>19097142
AAAAAAA

>> No.19126088

>>19097142
Very well done.

>> No.19126279

>>19101532
Kek. My English teacher read this to our class a few years ago

>> No.19126300

>>19126065
Fuck you majorly.

>> No.19126325

>>19097142
debiru

>> No.19126368

>>19121819
Legend of the Galacti Heroes

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>>19126065

>> No.19126403

>>19124954
too obvious

>> No.19126419

>>19097142
Cvshahhaga

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>> No.19126458

>>19097142
*splash*

>> No.19126508

>>19126065
what the hell man

>> No.19126746

>>19097142
every fucking time

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>>19126395

>> No.19127168

>>19097142
nivva

>> No.19127786

>>19098513
yes, drag her sorry ass anon

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>>19125365
Here