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[Anonymous No.19039086]

*Sneed,* I thought, almost aloud. The nonsensical word ruminated in my mind. The first reply I got was *Sneed.* Accompanying the inane text was a JPG of those two Simpsons characters sitting on their front porch. One sat with his feet up, crosslegged atop the railing, holding a pipe and grinning smugly. The other, fatter one, quaffed a beer toward the background. Both wore red trucker hats. I was all too familiar with the image.
This was my effortpost. I went above and beyond the Bunkerchan slide thread guidelines. Of course they recommended that I keep it short – volume over quality – but my adherence yielded only dry spells. Dry spells punctuated by sage replies, anti-trans replies, *Sneed replies.* Faintly could I remember the last time one of my bait threads gained momentum. *The chuds are adapting,* I brooded to myself, *and I must adapt too.* That is why I meticulously crafted this effortpost.
*And they still replied Sneed.*
In a momentary lapse of discipline, I navigated my cursor to the reply number. My index finger made contact against the touchpad's gritty surface. Adrenaline coursed through my veins, then subsided. I felt myself breathe. That was close.
The timer was about to go off; I would let it. My eyes unfocused from the screen, then to my dialator below. *Never reply. Move onto the next slide thread.* I laughed, softly.

[Anonymous No.19039090]

[Anonymous No.19039093]

>>19039086
based

[Anonymous No.19039098]

Sneed's Sneed & Sneed

[Anonymous No.19039106]

HOLY BASED.

[Anonymous No.19039587]

Didn't read.

Sneed.