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19026966 No.19026966 [Reply] [Original]

If you didn't read Dragonlance in the 90's, you ain't White.

>> No.19026970

>>19026966
Repeating numbers confirm the truth of my statement.

>> No.19026974

I read Redwall and I'm so white I raise property values just by visiting neighborhoods.

>> No.19026975

I never read the main trilogy, but I read and loved one of the Dragonlance books in my school library. It was about this Dragonmen trying to find eggs at the bottom of a volcano.

>> No.19026980

>>19026966
What about all the people in history who died before these books were published, and therefore couldn't read it? Were none of them white? Did whiteness appear alongisde Dragonlance?
What about the people who were born in the 2000's and afterwards, is it impossible for any of them to be white, simply by the fact that they did not read this book in the 90's?
All this I say without even considering the foolish statement that race is determined by literacy

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>>19026980
yes

>> No.19027003

>>19026980
>Did whiteness appear alongisde Dragonlance?
It did. Before Dragonlance America was a scattered patchwork of various conflicting European ethnicities. It was with the advent of Dragonlance that this chaotic milieu was finally harmonized and whiteness was restored.
I say restored because Dragonlance is a perfect atavistic reinstantiation of the proto-indo-european soul which had been shattered by various waves of migration from the Arctic homeland. The last 5000 years of the European people has been characterized not by whiteness, but a striving for the whiteness that was lost, and we can safely say that with Dragonlance that after all this time it has finally been found.

>> No.19027079

>>19027003
>>19026984
I am proven wrong. Thank you anons for shedding light upon such an important topic. I am forever grateful

>> No.19028024
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>>19026966
I read Forgotten Realms and Ravenloft in late 90s, early 00s.
Am I still huwhite?

>> No.19028031

Flint and Tasslehoff are gay in the new books, the sexual tension is palpable.

>> No.19028038

>>19026966
But I wasn't alive in the 90s

>> No.19028241

>>19026966
Top kek I loved those books as a kid.
I didn't really like most characters (fuck the kenders especially) and in retrospect the setting is basically even worse than FR, but since they were babby's first fantasy series I still read through at least a score of them.

>> No.19028298

>>19028024
you can be Irish

>> No.19028729

>>19028038
Then you're not white
Simple as

>> No.19028739

>>19026974
based, me too. shit was kino.

>> No.19029211

>>19026974
The Castaways of the Flying Dutchman was also quite good. Brian Jacques was the first person I ever felt sad about dying, because that meant the end of Redwall.

>> No.19030120

There was a book signing by my house and I was shocked there was a guy named tracey