/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19022201]

>she has a boyfriend
What book do I read to cope?
I feel like crying right now

[Anonymous No.19022221]

Women are like carbon-copy clones of each other. Suck it up. There are like three billion other ones that have the same mundane opinions, the same bitchy attitude and are just as hot. Women are a meme

[Anonymous No.19022240]

>>19022201
Dont worry op there are ways

[Anonymous No.19022299]

>>19022201
Read Post Office by charles Bukowski

[Anonymous No.19022323]

Fuck an escort.

[Anonymous No.19022332]

The Bible

[Anonymous No.19022349]

>>19022221
Lol, its kinda true. Good attitude. Still, I believe my girl is out there somewhere and destiny will bring us together

[Anonymous No.19022670]

>>19022201
My grandmother was engaged when my grandfather met her. My wife was dating another woman when I met her. Stop being a baby, the boyfriend is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.19022675]

>>19022670
>dating a cheating whore

[Anonymous No.19022701]

>she wants to become a nun

get on my level

[Anonymous No.19022725]

>>19022701
hot, imagine all the pussy she's gonna get

[Anonymous No.19022754]

>>19022201
Prince Hamlet by William Shakespeare

[Anonymous No.19022762]

>>19022701
Been there, anon. Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.19022770]

>>19022701
how can your love compete with god's fuck me that's a downer

[Anonymous No.19022772]

>>19022762
>>19022701
Casanova fucked nuns

[Anonymous No.19022779]

>>19022701
Time to reincarnate bro

[Anonymous No.19022809]

>>19022772
He's also in Hell now, barring repentance.

[Anonymous No.19022866]

>>19022670
This is legitmate advice. Unless you have a good relationship with the boyfriend, that should be no deterrent. You've got little shot during the two week honeymoon, but past that she might as well not even have a boyfriend for all it will matter. Respecting the exclusivity of others is a spook, not all men and especially not all women are loyal. You are not responsible for her commitment. If you come at her hard and she is incensed because of her relationship status blame it on the sincere strength of your desire for her. At the very least she will be flattered and no longer upset. If she's someone who places societal spooks above personal feelings she's a lost cause anyway or very innocent.

[Anonymous No.19022907]

>>19022866
>the sincere strength of your desire for her. At the very least she will be flattered
dork writing style

[Anonymous No.19022926]

>>19022701
>now has to compete with the tallest, sexiest, richest, smartest, most kind and powerful being in existance
I feel bad for you anon

[Anonymous No.19022935]

>>19022201
A boyfriend? She has a boyfriend? How did she not know, that the only reason you talked to her, is to bang her?

[Anonymous No.19022978]

>>19022907
Why do you insist on being the enemy of love anon?

[Anonymous No.19022984]

>>19022978
1. that has nothing to do with you writing like a dork
2. love started it

[Anonymous No.19022991]

>>19022201
sorrows of young werther and white nights

[Anonymous No.19022996]

>>19022907
Another irony poisoned soul that fears sincerity. You will be missed because your entire existence is a great exertion of hiding and suppressing feelings.

[Anonymous No.19023008]

>>19022996
nope

[Anonymous No.19023039]

>>19023008
You're really convincing me with your passionate range of: cynicism, dismissal, and cynicism.

[Anonymous No.19023081]

>>19023039
>you can't criticise me, that's cynicism
>you can't dismiss my made up fanfic about you, that's dismissal

[Anonymous No.19023484]

>>19023081
Dismissal as in dismissiveness stemming from ironic detachment. Tone policing is not criticism. You have to actually put forth effort to critique.

[Anonymous No.19023525]

>>19023484
>Tone policing
oh so you're just trolling
given how unfunny it was I can't feel too bad about falling for it, but I still have to acknowledge doing so I guess

[Anonymous No.19023785]

>>19023525
Yes, because
>dork writing style
somehow transcends the categorization of tone policing. Irony poisoning might be the least of your problems if you lack basic comprehension. You're lucky to be born in an era where concealing your idiocy is trendy.

[Anonymous No.19023802]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19023815]

Any good novel written 50+ years ago will give you a female love interest to direct your feelings towards but without the worry of having your heart broken

[Anonymous No.19023836]

The Sorrows of Young Werther

[Anonymous No.19023866]

>>19023802
That's actually a very nice way to cut off contact with someone

[Anonymous No.19023943]

>>19022701
damn sorry anon, God is some stiff competition

[Anonymous No.19023944]

>>19023866
She only wrote it up because she felt guilty about the way she originally cut me off, which was to wait until I was out of town for a month on a work trip, fall off the face of the earth, and never mention that she had permanently moved states away for a last-minute acceptance to grad school.
She finally called me back last night to tell me she had moved. I pretty much just told her good luck and hung up, then this morning she sent that. Don't think I'll respond.

[Anonymous No.19023949]

>>19022201
My twisted world.

[Anonymous No.19023953]

[Anonymous No.19024023]

Sorry about that bro, I didn't know you were into her. No hard feelings? To be honest, I was kind of getting bored with her anyway so if you want I could find some other chick to fuck and I could let you have her O.P..

[Anonymous No.19024049]

>>19023785
assuming that someone who talks like 2014 tumblr on 4channel is trolling is just principle of charity

[Anonymous No.19024111]

You are probably still a sucker for beauty. By all accounts she is either disinterested or enjoying the attention. On the off chance she really does like you, I would stress that her lack or loyalty to a commitment will show up in some way in your potential future relationship. I would really consider why she is so perfect for you. It's much easier to mold someone that already loves you into what you consider to be ideal than to pick someone ideal and make them love you. She'll hit the wall one day, anon. Make sure you like what she brings to your life.

[Anonymous No.19024284]

>>19024111
I've never once spoken to her, anon
She doesn't know I exist
I just spy on her social media accounts
She just so happened to mention a bf in one of her recent posts

[Anonymous No.19024322]

>>19024284
That's even worse. She's no different than a porn actress or tiktok slut at that point. Get to the gym stat.

[Anonymous No.19024345]

>>19024284
really hope this isn't actually op

[Anonymous No.19024367]

>talking to girls online
>i dont actually want to meet or date them
>i just want to flirt
Im sure this will be bad karma but whatever, chicks do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.19024371]

>>19022201
Unironically Stoner.

[Anonymous No.19024419]

>>19022701
just ask her out

[Anonymous No.19024441]

>>19022201
Shelley's poem "The serpent is shut out from paradise"

[Anonymous No.19024475]

It's just his turn this time around.

Women are whores.

[Anonymous No.19024576]

>>19024322
Not a slut
She's a very sweet, albeit neuroatypical, girl
>>19024345
It is
>>19024441
>>19024371
Thank you

[Anonymous No.19024832]

>>19024576
>It is
ffs anon, being upset about some internet girl having a boyfriend is twitch tier

[Anonymous No.19024885]

>>19024832
No, we went to the same school together

[Anonymous No.19024894]

>>19022201
Read
"The art of not being a little bitch"

[Anonymous No.19024901]

>>19022201
the power of now

[Anonymous No.19024902]

>>19024885
that doesn't really change my mind too much about what tier to put it in
at the very best it'd be /r9k/

[Anonymous No.19025277]

>>19022201
Bronze Age Mindset to make you less of a faggaladuccio

[Anonymous No.19025299]

>>19022701
Sorry, but try anyway. Fuck it. The worst you’ll get is a “no”. Shoot your shot.

[Anonymous No.19025302]

>>19024902
Yes, my main boards are lit and r9k

[Anonymous No.19025309]

Just message her, retard.

[Anonymous No.19025319]

>>19025309
I already posted on Instagram a poem about her and then sent her a follow request but I think she denied it

[Anonymous No.19025326]

If you are actually right for her, she will ditch her boyfriend for you.
Be interesting and hit them like a blitzkrieg. Your men are huddling in a trench planning to advance, if you knew what you were doing there would be 2 armored divisions in her capital by now.
If you live an interesting life, and simply gain contact with a woman and mention the things you've done, they will be so blown away by you compared to their mundane boyfriend that they'll get all confused and jump into you.
At this point, it's too late for you, not to live a good life, but to be with this girl. Establish interest within 24 hours and exclusivity within 72 hours.

[Anonymous No.19025327]

>>19022201
I am a cat

[Anonymous No.19025329]

>>19025319
Post some nicer photos to your page and message her in a couple months.

[Anonymous No.19025368]

>>19025319
gee I wonder why

[Anonymous No.19025370]

>>19025326
Women are not like hoi4 kys virgin faggot

[Anonymous No.19025372]

>>19025370
They really are though.

[Anonymous No.19025395]

>>19025329
Oh I don't post pictures of myself on my Instagram page, just poetry
Also it's a heteronym account

[Anonymous No.19025401]

>>19025370
That has worked with 5 girls.
2 had boyfriends.
Establish interest within 24 hours, establish exclusivity within 72 hours.
Do not wait around and try to be their friend. You don't want to be their friend. You want to be the completely out of the box thing that just appears and sweeps them off their feet. Their defenses are expecting a creeping barrage followed by an infantry assault, not a mass encirclement resulting in complete chaos.
This might only work if you're attractive. I may have just been very lucky for my entire relatively short life. I can't answer these questions.
I can say I don't own hoi4, and I will not be killing myself.

[Anonymous No.19025422]

Women are like Crusader Kings 2. After the satanist incest you make your gay horse husband pope then inseminate him to father a legitimatised half horse bastard German Emperor.

[Anonymous No.19025438]

>>19025422
Women are like Eu4
Destroy them and continue doing so till they belong to you