O Janny! my Tranny!

[Anonymous No.19011254]

O Janny! my Janny! our fearful post is done,
The Board has weather’d every rack, the (You)s we sought are won,
The oldfags near, the Chads I hear, the Anons all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady shitposts, the Pepes grim and daring;
But O hole! hole! hole!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the bed my Janny lies,
Dilated, cold and dead.


My Janny does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My Tranny does not work for pay, he heeds not fag nor shill,
The Board is anchor’d safe and sound, its posters gay and fun,
From fearful sneed the victor feed chucks and sucks and won;
Exult Anons, and post thy Memes!
But I in mournful stead,
Shitpost the Board my Janny kept,
Dilated, cold and dead.

[Anonymous No.19011263]

>>19011254
Absolutely beautiful

[Anonymous No.19011272]

>>19011254
Was he a top or bottom? Really can’t tell.

[Anonymous No.19011295]

The mod trolley problem: ban everyone on this board and delete all posts until another mod can be bothered to lift heir half ton mass just enough to undo the merciful grace of perman bans bestowed on all the boards pitiful creatures or continue administrating this board you stopped scrolling half a decade ago—you don’t get paid either way.

[Anonymous No.19012861]

>>19011254
bump
it would be a sin to let this thread die

[Anonymous No.19012934]

>>19011272
He was a reluctant top/

[Anonymous No.19013224]

>>19011254
haha he really does it free

[Anonymous No.19013232]

>>19011254
haha he really does it for free

[Anonymous No.19013495]

>>19011254
ask me how I know you are morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.19013498]

>ask me how I know you are morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.19013563]

He does it without the possiblity of remuneration