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>Dearest /lit/
>Did you know my name is Frank Edward Gardner Jr? I am [REDACTED FOR JANNIES] years old, a registered [REDACTED FOR JANNIES] and a derp faced faggot who calls myself an author and spams my YA trash on 4chan. I am named after my father Frank Edward Gardner Sr. who was a former environmental attorney before becoming the [REDACTED FOR JANNIES] commisioner of [REDACTED FOR JANNIES]. He even tried to sue Fox32 TV station once! I tried to run for the same position as my nepotist daddy when I was 27. My mother's name is [REDACTED FOR JANNIES] (Her maiden name was [REDACTED FOR JANNIES]) before she gave it up to marry my rich city government lawyer daddy). I live in [REDACTED FOR JANNIES], Illinois. My location information is readily available online and unredacted in the archives for all of those anons out there who have finally gotten fed up with my incessant shill campaign over the last few months.