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Write in your best prose what you will tell Jesus once you first meet him.

>> No.19002747

Oh LORD, I am eternally grateful for your life, death, resurrection, and perfect sacrifice. I shamefully come before you as a weak, spiteful, and sinful man. Please have mercy on me, LORD. I failed to follow in your path so many times. Please have mercy on me, LORD. I was selfish and greedy and so full of hatred. Please have mercy on me, LORD.

Please look kindly on me, and recall my kindness, kinship, and charity at times. Please count me among your chosen few and welcome me into your house, LORD.

>> No.19002795

>>19002686
Jesus is The Messiah and the one True God. I'm not worthy of your presence and I can only beg for mercy and righteous judgment.

>> No.19002807
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>>19002686
show me dat ass lord jeesussus

>> No.19003184

We are one, at last.
Lord, in your infinite love,
I am forever grateful.

>> No.19003273

>>19002686
Hi, can we talk for a bit? Need someone who will listen.

>> No.19003294

"Ok, so were Synthetic A Prioris real or not?"

>> No.19003432

>>19002686
at this point I don’t think that will happen anymore, but if it did I’d probably just cry
>>19002747
>>19002795
He would be disgusted by the plain dishonesty in your show-devotion, because you lie to yourselves about it more than to others, an evil perhaps worse than the public prayer of the Pharisees.

>> No.19003540

>>19003432
What have you done?

>> No.19003576

>>19003540
lost faith in the accuracy of a historical record

>> No.19003839

>>19002686
Why.

>> No.19004038

>>19003432
I really am sincere in my love of Christ. I wish I was better at living my faith and did not give into temptation so often.

>> No.19004186
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>>19002686
"Thank you, Lord."

>> No.19004244

>>19002686
can i get my own pocket dimension where im an athenian aristocrat with like a dozen femboy sidechicks that my bitch wife doesnt know about

>> No.19004248

>>19002686
Jesus, I have to confess something to you.
I'm gay

>> No.19004268

You're a cringe fag.

>> No.19004290

wow it's really you

>> No.19004518

>>19004248
He would then inform you that your sins aren't an identity, forgive you, and tell you to sin no more.

>> No.19004528
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19004528

I can explain

>> No.19004607

Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world, have mercy on me. My Lord, if you know that I have lived too imperfectly, you also know that I have never desired anything but to live according to your will, and you know how much love I have borne to your divine body and to your holy mother. I count on your justice and your mercy to consider how often I have had contrition for the offenses I have done to you and how often I have asked you for the strength to obey you and the grace to remove from me sin and the occasion of sin.
My Lord, I humbly submit myself to you who are goodness itself and I beg you to consider all the effort I have put into growing in your adoration. My Lord, have mercy also on my good friend about whom I have often spoken to you, on my family who do not know you, and on all the souls who suffer terrible tribulations. Thank you for everything, Monsignor, I am very sad that I do not know how to give you enough thanks for all the gifts you have given me.

>> No.19004670

>>19004528
is bottom left gosling?

>> No.19004682

>>19004670
Hunter Biden

>> No.19004685

>>19004607
feel like jesus would ask you why the fuck are you talking like that

>> No.19004700
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>>19004607

>> No.19004751

>>19004670
Epstein I think.

>> No.19004764

>>19004685
I would speak to him with all due deference to someone who has all authority and superiority over me.

>> No.19004822

>>19004751
bottom right is epstein

>> No.19004872

>>19002686
Probably:
Wow! Awesome. Thank you. What was it all for? How does this work?

Related question: how do you know if your repentance is sufficient?

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>>19002686
Lord, I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.

>> No.19004903

>>19002686
I kneel.

>> No.19004920

>>19002686
"I'm sorry"

>> No.19005001

I wouldn’t be like the fags here, I live for myself, having said that, I would also be grateful and tell him so, I would experience the most overwhelming feeling of happiness as well as sorrow of some things I did in life.

>> No.19005118

>>19002686
Hello Jesus could you please fix my bed? It's a little squeaky lately

>> No.19005128

"I recognize that you are a projection of my own mind designed to make the recycling process easier, and wish to break free of the archontic pain matrix in which I have been thrown. I do not consent to any further cycles."
Should do the trick

>> No.19006147

>>19002686
Hi Sweetie...

>> No.19006886

>>19002686
I would probably just start crying

>> No.19006973

>>19002686
Geee, that's pretty SUS!!!
Get it??? jeSUS!!!!
HE'S SUS
HE'S jeSUS

>> No.19006984

>>19002686
YOU WERE'NAE THERE. YOU WERE'NAE FOOKIN THERE. YA CUNT

>> No.19007030

>>19002686
Nigga WTF were you on in the Book of Jeu??

>> No.19007419

>>19002686
What the fuck happened with LA, rabbi? That shithole was begging for a pillar of salt.

>> No.19007544

>>19002686
I don't think I'd say anything. I think accepting Jesus can and probably should be done nonverbally. Asking for forgiveness seems unnecessary since He already forgives you and you just have to accept it by loving Him. I can't tell Him anything he doesn't already know so no words are really worthy.

>> No.19007568

>>19003294
"lul no Kant is currently being raped by a 20-inch cocked demon in hell"

>> No.19008486

>>19006984
send me doon ther ya cunt, you's make me sick

>> No.19008519

>>19002686
I don't talk to Jews.

>> No.19008762

>>19002747
fpbp

>> No.19009419

>>19002686
I love you, but why?

>> No.19009443

Hey, my nigga.

>> No.19010914

>>19004607
Based

>> No.19010930

>>19002686
I doubt I will ever meet Jesus at any point in time. I assume I'll go straight to Hell as I deserve for being the pathetic fuckup I am.

>> No.19010947

>>19002686
i just talked to Jesus
he said what up yeezus
i said shit im chillin
tryna stack these millions

>> No.19011109

And ˹on Judgment Day˺ God will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Remember My favour upon you and your mother: how I supported you with the holy spirit so you spoke to people in ˹your˺ infancy and adulthood. How I taught you writing, wisdom, the Torah, and the Gospel. How you moulded a bird from clay—by My Will—and breathed into it and it became a ˹real˺ bird—by My Will. How you healed the blind and the lepers—by My Will. How you brought the dead to life—by My Will. How I prevented the Children of Israel from harming you when you came to them with clear proofs and the disbelievers among them said, “This is nothing but pure magic.”

And ˹on Judgment Day˺ God will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides God?” He will answer, “Glory be to You! How could I ever say what I had no right to say? If I had said such a thing, you would have certainly known it. You know what is ˹hidden˺ within me, but I do not know what is within You. Indeed, You ˹alone˺ are the Knower of all unseen.

I never told them anything except what You ordered me to say: “Worship God—my Lord and your Lord!” And I was witness over them as long as I remained among them. But when You took me, You were the Witness over them—and You are a Witness over all things.

>> No.19011136

>>19004872
>Wow! Awesome. Thank you. What was it all for? How does this work?
reddit

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19011144

whats for dinner?

>> No.19011154

>>19011144
>why, it's me, of course!

>> No.19012573

Why do your simps keep claiming you're not Jewish?