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18996502 No.18996502 [Reply] [Original]

Write 2 sentences. I will r8 your skills 1-10.

>> No.18996509

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

>> No.18996510

2 sentences

>> No.18996511

not sure what a sentence is

>> No.18996518

OP is a homosexual. Last night, I engaged in sexual intercourse with OP's mother. I intend to do it again tonight. I wrote more than OP requested, but has I have already said, OP is a homosexual.

>> No.18996526

>>18996502
If you read the second sentence, you are gay.
You are gay.

>> No.18996532

>>18996509
You stupid monkey!

>> No.18996533

My throat is closed tight, the doctors refuse to diagnose anything but asthma or anxiety. I cannot breathe and all day I feel like I'm drowning.

>> No.18996537

In my dreams I see that town, Silent Hill. You said you would take me there again someday, but you never did...

>> No.18996547

Oh geez—there's no need for the gun now—oh golly, here goes:
I'm a poet and I know it and I wrote this poem to show it.

>> No.18996551

>>18996502
Having a cocked and loaded gun pointed at Clark's chest didn't feel how he thought it would feel. All of the training he'd preformed while sudsing up in the shower seemed to escape him as he looked at Felonious Gru.

>> No.18996556

Poo poo, bum bum and wee wee in my undie wundies makes me whiffy cackackackaa bluuurr mphhh mphhh uhn uhn uhn uhn shesheshesh.

>> No.18996572

"Fuck," says the nurse as she jiggles the tube she put down my throat,

"I can save this. H- hold up, I can save this--"

>> No.18996649

Another set of sweaty H-cups loll beneath me in the slow, final, penultimate strokes of the night. I avert my gaze from my conquest, fearing she will see through my studied and controlled exterior to glimpse the homosexual within -- as the moment of orgasm comes and my thoughts slip deep into my vile and forbidden lust.

>> No.18996866

>>18996502
what doth life?

>> No.18996994

>>18996502
Fuck you. Nigger!

>> No.18996999

>>18996994
10/10

>> No.18997010

>>18996533
If the doctors take your oxygen blood content, which I’m sure they have since it takes two seconds and is easy and done for all breathing problems, and they found nothing wrong, I can almost 100 percent guarantee it’s anxiety. You have no idea the power the mind has over the senses

>> No.18997012

Yes, I will love you always. I will remember you always.

>> No.18997021

Worrisome noises, bleating of crows and cackling, moving, moving singly, toward me; sweat boiling and fingers pulling strands of dirt, all the symptoms, itching and filthy, now moving forward, fleeing the flesh for the fertile soils of the mind. Another sight: warm and airy fields, delicate greens and pastels turned vivid by the high sun, the churning of an endless stream as the vestiges of the last decay retreat to the edges of the vignette.

>> No.18997033

>>18996502
There once was a narcissistically niggardly nigger. Then he died.

>> No.18997037

>>18997021
Worrisome noises
bleating of crows and cackling-
moving, moving singly,
toward me

sweat boiling and fingers pulling
strands of dirt
all the symptoms
itching and filthy now moving

forward, fleeing the flesh
for the fertile soils of the mind

Another sight:
warm and airy fields,
delicate greens and pastels
turned vivid by the high sun,

the churning of an endless stream
as the vestiges of the last decay
retreat to the edges of the vignette

>> No.18997039

>>18997010
Thanks but they haven't checked that

>> No.18997051
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18997051

>>18997037
Turn my prose into free-verse poetry again and I'm pulling the trigger

>> No.18997065

I have a big brain and a giant cock. I am quite lonely.

>> No.18997072

>>18997039
Ask them to do so. You could probably go to a med express and have it done. It’s literally a device that they put to your skin for a bit and they can tell. I went cause I am a major hypochondriac and they did it and said I had perfect blood oxygen content, meanwhile the entire week before I was convinced I was barely able to breathe. What’s the issue with this? That it doesn’t help hypochondria. I still all the time am convinced I can’t breathe meanwhile I absolutely can and then the feeling passes and I’m fine for a bit, but that same struggling to breathe feeling always comes back, later or the next day. A minor tip, dampen a paper towel with cold water, put it in the fridge for a minute take it out and put it on your forehead. That can help with nerves, which even if you had issues with breathing, would be bad. You’re not gonna believe me that you’re fine, like I don’t believe anyone else who tells me, cause they don’t understand it truly FEELS like you’re struggling for breath. But trust me, you’re fine. Go get your oxygen content taken. You can even do it yourself, most places like CVS sell them. It’s a finger Oximeter. Blood oxygen device. Look into it. If it’s not good then you can go and get treated but it will be

>> No.18997078

Time is drawn over the spheres,
as counted seconds become years.
With all heart's rhythm in an hour,
ensorcelled by the singer's power,
a hundred thousand dancers gather
on the petal of a flower.

>> No.18997089

>>18997072
I really appreciate the info. Part of my problem is the tightness comes at random times, so a home monitor is perfect. Thank you, i will get one

>> No.18997149

Laughter and shouts permeated the room. On the table plates, with leftovers and dirty napkins, abounded, there were also empty bottles of wine and whiskey, and glasses half full or a quarter empty.

>> No.18997205

>>18996510
basado

>> No.18997211
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>>18996502
ok so an average human shit weighs about 450 gramms which is comically close to exactly 1 pound
the average density of shit is 1.06 g/ml, though for americans it is probably less but let's assume a healthy man
that takes us to roughly 4.8 litres of shit or 1.26 gallons
you got 2 gallon buckets at walmart that are 9" wide and roughly 8" tall so you'd fill it barely above half, like 62,5% of it, giving you a shitdepth of anout 5 inches
since gold is much heavier at 19g/cm3 it will sit nicely at the bottom of the bucket, it would probably take you about 10 seconds to find it
assuming you need to swap buckets back and forth, so let's say you can do 3 buckets per minute, you'd have an average outcome of
$58 x 3 x 60min = $10440
i'd happily shift through feces all day long for that and you are probably one of the retards who picked an XXL snickers bar over small gold chip during an experiment in american malls

>> No.18997223

Write 2 sentences. I will r8 your skills 1-10.

>> No.18997293
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18997293

thoughts abound, as he laid there in his cozy bed. squinting at the heavy bright panel clutched in palm through time weathered drowsy eyes. with a shrug and a sigh "fuck this shit, im going to sleep.", he concluded, and all was black the cock you were built for.

>> No.18997312
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18997312

>>18997293

>> No.18997330

Op was a faggot. That's all there really was to it.

>> No.18997351

fuck niggers.
fuck jannies.

>> No.18997369

I've been edging for years without ever reaching a release. Years without a drop of semen going out of the tip of my dick. I'm pretty sure I can keep going for some time. I'm gonna reach the most pleasurable orgasm ever felt to man. Imagine the pleasure an ascetic priest would reach if he masturbated near his death. 90 years of celibacy, to finally
have the sublime cum.

>> No.18997378

>>18997369
>Sublime cum

>> No.18997391

>>18997089
The fact that it comes and goes is evidence enough it’s in your head and not a physical issue. Unless there was something you were allergic to or are repeatedly exposed to, there’s no reason you would be able to breathe at one point and not at another, and this would cycle repeatedly. That’s health anxiety

>> No.18998202

>>18997391
I don't care

>> No.18998224

>>18996502
Fard. And shid.

>> No.18998230

>>18996502
Hello! How are you?

>> No.18998330
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18998330

Beauty is an aggregate, a recognition of universal intention and perfection by the beholder and limited by the beholder. Testing two sentences is Rupi Kaur, an exercise in grammar, an OP hungry for (you)s; beauty and form cannot and will never be expressed in the vacuum of this gay thread.

>> No.18998347

Feet. Not if I can survive four days in the arctic tundra.

>> No.18998470

>>18996502
It is always new moral conundrum, every time i smash his head. Stopping or to hit his balls next is millisecond trolley.

>> No.18998722

>>18996502
"Cum?" he asked, his voice pensive. "Cum," I replied, feigning confidence.

>> No.18998765
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18998765

Long nipple slurp on big tiddy numibian gf; o God. Ivory colored streams oozing down her chest black as night.

>> No.18998778
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18998778

Big Slurp

>> No.18998806

So I said to him, I said to him that I said to him what I said to him earlier, that I said to him this: that I said to him what I said to him was what I had said to him before: that I said to him what I said to him what was said to me: that his was said to him was said to him by me, and what was said to him was this: that I said to him that I said to him what was said to him. "Indeed," he replied.

>> No.18999612

ayo fuck shit up shoot ayo bitch whoah suck dick

fuck kill fuck shit up guns guns guns fuck bitch yeaaaah bling gold nike shoes ferrari gimme that!

>> No.18999662

>>18997051
Turn my prose
into free-verse
poetry again
and I'm pulling
THE trigger

I'd say, you're a nigger

>> No.18999678

>>18997078
Nice.

>> No.18999749

>>18996502
Write 2 sentences.
And
I will r8 your skills 1-10.
Finished

>> No.18999783

>>18997078
What spheres? What are you talking about?

>> No.18999887

How can a Man express himself, in all his multitudes and crystalline dreams, having but two sentences at his disposal? What horror, what gauntlet must he accept, trudging from one revolting run-on to another, carving monstrous promontories of the word, grit teeth and pen gripped till the hand turns blue in stubborn refusal of Fate - looming, apocalyptic certainty that as all men shall die, likewise all sentences shall meet a period mark, but nevertheless persisting, discarding decency, stretching his weeping psyche like a worn-out rubber, till the demons can peer through it's transparency and whisper to him: "semicolon..."

>> No.18999921

>>18996502
The nigger cock entered OP. He enjoyed it so much like so many mall kiosk massages.

>> No.18999950

This chapter will familiarize you with the framework we shall use throughout the
book to think about the design and analysis of algorithms. It is self-contained, but
it does include several references to material that will be introduced in Chapters
3 and 4. (It also contains several summations, which Appendix A shows how to
solve.)

>> No.18999983

>>18996866
Life…life…..life…

>> No.18999991

>>18996502
pusssy tits boob ass faggot cum shitt poo.

>> No.19000001

>>18996502
fuck jannies
fuck n*gg*rs
fuck isr*el
and most of all, fuck walden sympathizers

>> No.19000390

>>18996502
I occasionally doubt my faith: what command am I to follow to be a Christian? Is Christianity not dependent on being a sinner saved by God?

>> No.19000404

Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, further westwards, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves.

>> No.19000474

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

>> No.19000485

Big poop yesterday. Even bigger poop today.

>> No.19000497

I accidently cummed on my steak. I ate it anyway

>> No.19000505

>>18996509
>>18996532
hahahahhahaha

>> No.19000514

>>18998202
Based retard.

>> No.19000519

>>18996502
He went to the river. The river was there.