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ITT /lit/ writes a story one sentence at a time


I awoke to see that she was lying on the bed, her silk dress riding up her milky thigh.

>> No.1898896

Suddenly, from her chest cavity, a hideous Twol-krong alien exploded!

>> No.1898895

>>1898889
I leaned over to the nightstand, scratching myself as I searched it for cigarettes.

>> No.1898897

Though when I caught sight of her middle, I found a bulge poking up at me.

>> No.1898898

ITT cluster fucks of random sentences that do not connect.

>> No.1898899

Then I woke up, my lover's cock hitting the back of my throat, expelling milky love juice as a pleasant morning surprise.

>> No.1898901

>>1898898
Nah...we just have 3 stories to choose from

>> No.1898904

Suddenly the door slams open and the gunman walks in. The look he gives to the woman is unmistakable. The kind of look that could shatter ice and melt glass.

>> No.1898908

>>1898895
My morning was looking incredibly film noir at this point, and I didn't like it one bit.

>>1898898
I would think that if we quote the 'first' post made in each new round of sentences, we will wind up with a coherent chain.

>> No.1898917

>>1898904
The woman being my sister Sophie, sitting on the chair watching my lover face-fuck me.

>> No.1898920

>Suddenly
>Suddenly

;_;

>> No.1898924

>>1898908
Though I then looked in the mirror and found that I was Humphrey Bogart, so all was right in the world.

>> No.1898926

>>1898924
The cock of my lover seemed to perfectly compliment my Bogart lips.

>> No.1898932

>>1898926
After I finished I proclaimed, "Looks like I've got the first dialog in this story!"

>> No.1898937

>>1898932
Satisfied, I sparked up a cig and slapped Glenda's ass, as was our custom on Wednesdays, and rolled out of bed.

>> No.1898944

>>1898937
I then spit into my palm and began vigorously tugging at my foreskin.

>> No.1898954

>>1898944
Even with Glenda being a talented little gal, I was still the only one who could pleasure myself.

>> No.1898957

>>1898944
The vibration shook out some smegma which I spread onto saltines and inserted into my anus.

>> No.1898958

THE END

>mfw I said this exact thing every time we played this game at my school to piss people off

>> No.1898960

>>1898954
I was just about to spin around and lock eyes with Glenda when some ruckus outside stole my attention; fully nude and still pumping away I brushed the lacy curtains aside to have a look.

>> No.1898961

>>1898960
What luck, it was Natalie Portman.

>> No.1898966

>>1898961
She had fallen off her motorbike, and from what I could draw, looked like she could use a bit of help.

>> No.1898969

>>1898966
I bit my lip and attempted to hurry my morning ritual along without calling attention to myself, for surely my spent seed dribbling from the third story window was not what Natalie needed to see at such a distressing moment in her life.

>> No.1898976

>>1898969
I grabbed Glenda's silk bra, finished myself off into it, then with great care set it back upon the bedpost from which it hung before.

>> No.1898984 [DELETED] 

>>1898976
Then, walking quickly to the front door, I excreted the smegma saltine and ate it with haste.

>> No.1898985

>>1898976
"Gotta split, toots, got work to do," I said, stubbing my cigarette out on the nightstand as I flashed my lover what I hoped was a charming grin.

>> No.1898986

>>1898985
Then, walking quickly to the front door, I excreted the smegma saltine and ate it with haste.

>> No.1898987

>>1898985
I tried the grin again in the cracked mirror that sat against the wall in the hallway.

>> No.1898990

>>1898986
>>1898987

I'm not sure which of these things triggered my gag reflex, but it was yesterday's lunch meat all over again there in the hall.

>> No.1898995

>>1898990
I wiped my mouth off on a tissue, crumpled it and tossed it on the floor as hobbled down the stairs.

>> No.1898997

>>1898995
Such was life in those simple days of my childhood.

>> No.1899019

>>1898997
My mother called at that time, which was bizarre as I could have sworn my dad would be fucking the living shit out of her loose, blue waffle-esk cunt at this time of day.

>> No.1899020

>>1899019
It mattered not, for I knew I would soon join in on the feast

>> No.1899039

>>1899020

I looked out the window to see if the mailman had picked up my letter yet.

>> No.1899042

>>1899039
Suddenly I grew incredibly hungry, and it dawned on me; I was thinking Arby's.

>> No.1899046

>>1899042

OPTHAMOLOGIST

>> No.1899095

>>1899042
For humorous purposes, I decideded to impersonate Josef Mengele when I ordered from Arby's.

>> No.1899745

>>1899095
Natalie Portman entered my lobby.

>> No.1899751

>>1899745
Her fragrance wafted through the air: lilac and Jewishness.

>> No.1899753

the bracelet is heavy
yes, the bracelt is heavy
you can see the bracelet is heavy?
oh yes I can see the bracelt is heavy.