NEW WALDUN VIDEO

[Anonymous No.18984769]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSYw34QNTRA

As usual, Jay is revealed as totally based.

[Anonymous No.18984789]

>>18984769
This the lit youtube thread then?

Okay, my topic of discussion is:
Now that Card's started a YT channel too, I bet he'll have more subs by the end of the year, what do we think?

He's so much more handsome, and people are moved more by that than any other factor.

[Anonymous No.18984805]

>>18984789
Card has predatorial eyes.

[Anonymous No.18984831]

>>18984769
>calls himself a perfectionist

[Anonymous No.18984861]

>>18984789
What could Card possibly have to say about anything?

[Anonymous No.18984894]

>>18984805
chicks dig that.
>t. chick

[Anonymous No.18984901]

>>18984769
He looks like Michael Reeves with better hair

[Anonymous No.18984902]

>>18984901
the crippled superman?

[Anonymous No.18985127]

Even in what should be his apology video he says shit like "i'm a perfectionist". Really Waldun? Was l'academie finished to perfection? He blames the editors, that the book was rushed and that he isn't good at fiction, that he's "afraid to open up", in what should be his most humble video. Yet he seems incapable of coming to terms with the fact that he's just a shit writer, something that seems completely inane to him. God he's so delusional bros. I don't think he's ever going to be able to write something of worth if he keeps on having a million excuses every time he gets exposed as just being a bad writer.

[Anonymous No.18985130]

>>18984789
Link?

[Anonymous No.18985132]

>>18985127
after throwing l'academie under the bus he's now shilling the collab book. but if that were to get a bad review tomorrow, he'd disavow it the day after

[Anonymous No.18985150]

>>18985127
waldunchads were mistaken in thinking that he would ever find some humility

if lacademie didn't destroy his delusions then nothing will

[Anonymous No.18985159]

>>18985150
>>18984831
this

J. D. Card may be just as much of an egoist too, but the difference is Card's actually good

[Anonymous No.18985197]

>>18985127
When he blamed the editors AGAIN I burst out laughing. Waldun just doesn't get it, he is beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.18985208]

Stop spamming this shit. I don't give a fuck about this goober.

[Anonymous No.18985213]

anyone got the waldun wojak?
thanks

[Anonymous No.18985286]

How do I unironically find my clothing style and be as consistent with it as /outguy/?

[Anonymous No.18985348]

>>18985159
What's the name of your Youtube channel?

[Anonymous No.18985388]

Lmao at Jay trying to convince him to come out

[Anonymous No.18985519]

>>18985159
>Card's actually good
post an epub or get out faggot

[Anonymous No.18985568]

>>18985519
all his stuff's literally publically linked.
but if you really need to be spoonfed, here:
https://johndavidcard.tumblr.com/post/659557459529236480

[Anonymous No.18985594]

>>18985286
browse through tags on pinterest for hours and build a collection of styles you like.

[Anonymous No.18985608]

>>18985568
can’t be arsed to scroll through all that. post an epub of people mover

[Anonymous No.18985619]

>>18985608
>can't read a short story
>asks for entire novel instead
why are women like this?

[Anonymous No.18985634]

>>18985619
i don’t want to read your shitty story about cheryl in accounts, i want to read people mover. post an epub now or cease your shilling

[Anonymous No.18985637]

>>18985127
Apologize for what? The only person he needs to apologize to in this video is the editors because no amount of editing would have polished the turd that was that book. But there's nothing wrong with selling bad writing. I would love to hear your argument here why you think anybody that bought his book deserves an apology

[Anonymous No.18985672]

>>18985634
gotta learn to walk before you can run, chief keef.

https://www.tiktok.com/@mr.wyeet/video/6959259913314897158

[Anonymous No.18985683]

>>18985672
you will rue the day you crossed me, card. this means war

[Anonymous No.18985696]

>>18985683
lmao.

[Anonymous No.18985807]

>>18985127
Glad to read this lol I was thinking the exact same thing. For a second there I thought I was actually going to see some humility and honest self-reflection, but it's tinged with this weird uniquely Waldunian delusion.

[Anonymous No.18985827]

>>18985568
what's that link?

[Anonymous No.18985910]

seeing that guy triggers my fight response

[Anonymous No.18986146]

Honestly, the few days before the release of L'Academie were so entertaining. Watching some stuck up mega pseud get destroyed was so satisfying. It just kept giving. From the previews, KD critique video, to the backstabbing of micro penis Clark Elieson. It was fun. But it's kind of getting played out now. It's like eating cake every single day. Eventually you just get sick of it. It makes me think of why I'm giving so much of my time to this talentless pseud. It's fun seeing how worthless and delusional he is, but he's just not worth my time anymore. I don't regret the time I spent on mocking him, but I do acknowledge that it was time wasted.

[Anonymous No.18986180]

>>18985696
bro, 911 is happening

[Anonymous No.18986195]

>>18986146
Yeah, these threads are a shell of their former self, unfortunately. A shame, because there seems to be so much more content to mine for cringe (especially his new co-authored book). But nobody seems as interested anymore, and the hardcore Waldunchads contributing pasta-worthy material by the hour seem to have disappeared, only to be replaced by these pathetic shills (nobody cares about John Card or whoever the fuck you are).

[Anonymous No.18986224]

>>18985127
He can't be a shit writer. His entire identity is tied up in being some great aficionado of literature. To accept he cannot write is to accept that he is a fraud, and his ego will never allow that.

The editors. Blame the editors.

[Anonymous No.18986239]

>>18985127
No author ever became considered “good” by trying to appease mass opinion of what is “good” ... opinion like yours, that his work is bad, is only overcome by continuing to be “bad” and plunging into the depths of badness.
>Sir, these words do not flow.
>And there is the answer to the problem.
While a social media popularity grift is an inherently feminine thing (if he just wanted youtube popularity, he’d crossdress and play videogames, and show a little thigh) there is a bit of masculinity in asserting oneself through one’s work.
There is arguably even more masculinity in continuing to create and assert oneself creatively against popular protest.
In all this, I hate waldun and find his face punchable, but look at Rebecca Black
When she was a child she dreamt of becoming a pop artist, and worked with a producer to create “Friday”
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
It was correctly ridiculed
She responded by doing a masculine thing
She stuck to her creative will and fashioned herself into a selfmade pop artist
She recently put out a remix of “Friday” that plays into criticism that was leveled at her in the new lyrics and in making the auto-tune even more distractingly harsh. She made light of her past misstep
https://youtu.be/iCFOcqsnc9Y
This video is awful, but self aware and funny. The spirit of the thing is good, and I respect her for continuing to create
This is the pattern he should follow.
I am not joking, this is real advice

[Anonymous No.18987069]

he permanently shadowbanned me from commenting....

[Anonymous No.18987109]

>>18984769
he is such a weak soft excuse for a man.

[Anonymous No.18987115]

>>18984769
his lips are revolting

[Anonymous No.18987203]

>>18984769
We fucked up. We did too much. We destroyed the balance and now Waldun will stop making fiction. Fuck. Will the proses flow?

[Anonymous No.18987257]

>>18984789
If he cut the side curls off he wouldnt look like hes wearing a clown wig. Not sure why he lets the sides grow out, he would look nice if he got a clean hair cut

[Anonymous No.18987285]

>>18984769
Anons, there are two things you can't be if you want to be a good writer. You can't be stupid and you can't be delusional. It takes many quantum leaps to go from shitty, to a big fish in a small pond, to actually unironically brilliant. Just try to get a little better with every project or poem you work on. If you know you're not stupid, and you can keep yourself from falling into delusions of grandeur, you can make it. Just keep trying and don't give up. As cringe as he is if Waldun sees this or someone passes this on to him, I hope he can feel peace with that simple truth, don't be stupid and don't be delusional.

[Anonymous No.18987293]

>>18987257
I mean, in his most recent video he had a completely shaved head. so idk

[Anonymous No.18987307]

>>18987257
>Not sure why he lets the sides grow out
lol. we all know why
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payot

[Anonymous No.18987336]

>>18987285
Writing is just a reflection of your inner growth or turmoil

[Anonymous No.18987372]

>>18985127
He's so young dude, stop treating him like a wise middle aged man.

[Anonymous No.18987379]

>>18987372
>young
Waldun's 30 this year.
Chink genes.

[Anonymous No.18987383]

>>18987379
He's 20

[Anonymous No.18987387]

>>18987383
At 20 years old he has so much room to grow.

Perhaps we can roast him for the editing, but encourage him to surprise us with a superior 3rd book.

[Anonymous No.18987392]

>>18985127
KDBooks is a retarded welshman (fat retard). None of his criticisms were valid. He is a disgusting creature. Look at his reviews of other books. He's incredibly Welsh (fat, stupid). Waldun's book may have been bad, but his review no more proves it than an autistic child screeching and beating itself on the head proved the validity of the theory of relativity.

[Anonymous No.18987398]

>>18987383
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!!

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!!

His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment . Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" . WOW! Another reference I had to explain to you. I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.

[Anonymous No.18987402]

>>18987387
He's already touted the There's a Tale book as the new and improved Waldun.

[Anonymous No.18987461]

>>18987398
Are you liquid Waldun? from the other thread?

[Anonymous No.18987463]

>>18987392
This is the best writing I’ve seen from you, Waldun. Well done

[Anonymous No.18987472]

>>18987392
True. I also found it odd that he accused Waldun of being a cynical grifter that intentionally shilled a book he knew was shit to his impressionable young audience. Whereas in reality he's just an overconfident, over-eager kid who thinks he has to publish everything he writes and has no idea about what really goes into writing a publishable work. Plus I watched some of his other videos on books I happen to have read and he consistently misstates plot points and shallow interpretations. In short, he's a fat pseud.

[Anonymous No.18987474]

>>18987461
He exists already?

[Anonymous No.18987638]

>>18984769
>I'm a perfectionist

[Anonymous No.18988203]

I wrote a long encouraging reply to Waldun on YouTube but my comments are shadowbanned. That's too bad.

[Anonymous No.18988218]

>>18987293
Whats his youtube called? I only know him as Card and doubt I would find his by only typing in that

[Anonymous No.18988294]

>>18984769
We broke him...

[Anonymous No.18988303]

>>18984769
>Jay told me: you're afraid to open up to people and expose who you are...
HH lives on.

[Anonymous No.18988311]

>>18984769
Anyone have the PDF?

[Anonymous No.18988317]

>>18988311
I know someone here ordered it, but we have yet to get a scan of the book.

[Anonymous No.18988364]

>>18986195
the new book is just rambling flash fiction about homeless people or something. part of the fun with l'académie was that is presented as this super serious epic dystopia two heckin years in the making (of course, numerous timeless classics have been written in a far shorter timespan). the notebooks, the drafts, the editors. looking back at the release video, waldun probably thought that netflix, hulu and amazon were going to have a deathmatch over the series rights, and instead it exposed him as a total fraud

[Anonymous No.18988406]

[Anonymous No.18988414]

>>18988406
Wow. That’s really wholesome.

[Anonymous No.18988421]

>>18984805
that would be the alpha genes

[Anonymous No.18988638]

waldun needs to read Breece D'J Pancake and realize he need not bother trying anymore. he has everything waldun and his group ape: lived suffering, intelligence, and talent.

[Anonymous No.18988641]

>>18988317
Hurry...I need to know what Johnny and Rick learned by hanging outside the H&M.

[Anonymous No.18988666]

>>18988638
Found out about that guy thanks to Tom Waits.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1977/12/trilobites/376288/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGN9RFko1o&list=PLTMN6OMDTnKkOKzm1sjO2Hpc2y7Lm2JBv&index=10

[Anonymous No.18988678]

>>18985286
That isn't his clothing style, it's dark academia. There is nothing personal or sincere about anything Waldun does, he's just a copycat.

[Anonymous No.18988835]

>>18988666
nice song satan

[Anonymous No.18988858]

>>18987402
its such a massive farce. if his writings improved since l'academie, why give the go ahead to publish it. either his standards hasnt changed or he lacks integrity. its going to be the same quality of writing.

[Anonymous No.18988950]

what the fuck waldunbros...why is he throwing L'Academie under the bus?

[Anonymous No.18988989]

>>18988950
Card won lol

[Anonymous No.18989047]

>>18988666
>666

[Anonymous No.18989050]

>>18984769
IBN WALDUN

[Anonymous No.18989112]

>>18988950
because le fat mat told him to. He's a bitch.

[Anonymous No.18989117]

>>18988406
Gardner is the classiest damn writer I know.

[Anonymous No.18989119]

>>18989112
this makes me so mad, he liturturated a really good novel but despite this he succumbed to haters and fat welsh fags

[Anonymous No.18989342]

>>18984789

this is card talking. remember to ignore every shill post/thread made by this parasitic faggot trying to stinge from Waldun's clout

[Anonymous No.18989359]

>>18984769
>>18984789
>>18984805
>>18984831
>>18984861
>>18984894
>>18984901
>>18984902
>>18985127
>>18985130
>>18985132
>>18985159
>>18989342
>>18989119
>>18989117
>>18989112
>>18989050
>>18989047
>>18988989
>>18988950
>>18988858
>>18988835
>>18988678

Can I ask you all what legitimately is wrong with you? Why are you shilling this gook pretending to be harry potter? What the fucking shit is wrong with you fucking idiots? The rice farmer could be shilling his own channel here. Why the fuck are you stupid mother fuckers not even making lit-related threads?

[Anonymous No.18989374]

>>18985159

card is in no way good. mediocre self published shit plus plagiarised poetry from /lit/. absolutely no on this board should give the slightest interest to this faggot, who openly bragged in another thread about how he's

>outsmarting /lit/ for attention to get a publishing deal xdxdxxdxd

remember to sage

[Anonymous No.18989404]

>>18989374
>mediocre self published
Nah, I've read his Tumblr stuff. He's actually good.
but go off king, i'm sure he loves living rent free in your head too

[Anonymous No.18989411]

>>18989117
Yea he’s a good guy.

[Anonymous No.18989455]

>>18989404

You betray your identity with every single post you make. Nobody on this website talks like that, you complete faggot. If you continue to shill your garbage as you are, you will suffer the same fate as Waldun. You have no talent whatsoever. You're comprehension of language and characterisation is so poor that you can't even mask yourself as another person in your shill attempts.

Remember to sage every thread.

[Anonymous No.18989466]

>>18989359
go back

[Anonymous No.18989507]

>>18984769
absolute fucking clowns

[Anonymous No.18989742]

Is Chris dw i going to review Waldun? I like his videos.

[Anonymous No.18989765]

>>18984769
The nerve of this guy, lol. How does he not delete the L'Academie hype video? How can he not feel overwhelming embarrassment? And then to do it all again with this video and There's A Tale To This City! It's too much lol.
I always knew he didn't have taste, but now I'm starting to suspect that Waldun cannot formulate thoughts on his own; that he is entirely the product of his environment. He is like an android searching for a soul.

[Anonymous No.18989767]

>>18989455
Are you the university pseud who rabidly hates on "self-pubbers"?

[Anonymous No.18989770]

>>18989765
Waldun's awesome, he's just young and inexperienced, that's all.

[Anonymous No.18989780]

>>18989765

[Anonymous No.18989783]

>>18989359
>Why are you shilling this gook pretending to be harry potter?
He’s what pseuds want to be.

[Anonymous No.18989793]

>>18989770
I know this is bait, but at what point does self delusion go from charming to pitiful?

[Anonymous No.18989798]

>>18989780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok5l26Fs0LI
Waldun's writing

[Anonymous No.18989815]

>>18989798
kek

[Anonymous No.18989816]

>>18989793
He writes, you don't... you will forever be a rung under Waldun. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.18989824]

Is Dark Academia now dead?

[Anonymous No.18989842]

>>18989824
Waldun's ideas will mellow out and he'll bounce back. He's young and needs to learn to let his work chill for a few months before releasing it. New ideas will come to him and he'd have a new perspective to go back and edit. I firmly believe a writer's mind works subconsciously to put together a story. Even when you finish it, you have to give your brain time to look at it again with fresh eyes.

[Anonymous No.18989845]

>>18989816
Where does the ladder lead?

[Anonymous No.18989853]

>>18989845
Goatse

[Anonymous No.18989859]

>>18989770
>>18989816
>>18989842
Waldun isn't /lit/'s Chirs Chan, he's /lit/'s MLP. And the autists are coming out.

[Anonymous No.18990054]

>>18987392
this is a firmly PRO-cymric website
go back

[Anonymous No.18990478]

>>18985568
You're clearly trying very hard to sound smart in this, which isn't necessarily bad but I cringed too hard to make it past the first 2 paragraphs.

[Anonymous No.18990495]

>>18986146
You are very bad at larping as someone else Waldun. The best thing you can do is actually make a good piece of writing. Stop being a pseud, you're not even dumb perse, so you could probably make something decent if you try hard enough and put that "perfectionist" mind to work.

[Anonymous No.18990498]

>>18989765
Yes, Waldun is in fact Asian.

[Anonymous No.18990518]

>The perfect booktuber commits literature as he/she commits a little sin: as an
experiment, in passing, looking around to see if someone is noticing, and
to see to it that someone notices

RC Waldun as Nobel laureate. Am I understood?

[Anonymous No.18990523]

>>18988406
Honesty, I respect Gardner more after that. I think that he's wrong in the sense that you should stand by your book and not give in to the critics, (atleast in the way Gardner is probably thinking) but that was nice to hear.

[Anonymous No.18990531]

>>18986146
The fact that Waldun and Gardner are still writers kills you inside. You have no ability to create and that makes you bitter and full of hate.

[Anonymous No.18990543]

>>18990531
But I am a writer. I post on 4chan daily.

[Anonymous No.18990564]

>>18990531
Do I just need to start writing a bunch of short stories in the same “world” and throw them on Amazon to get approval from /lit/? Like is it really that easy?

[Anonymous No.18990586]

>>18990564
It's easy if you carry the literary genius of Waldun. If not, you will likely fall flat on your bum after attempting to write even a single page.

[Anonymous No.18990590]

>>18989404

no. I have nothing against self pub in general and there have plenty of good ones (whitman, proust, joyce to an extent). I just really fucking hate this card faggot because of his incessant shilling on this board combined with his genuine lack of talent, evidenced by his plagiarism in tandem with the fact that anything he has actually written originally reads like sandpaper. he clearly seems to be in the same vein as waldun, which is to say, a deluded narcissist way too big for his boots, jumping the gun and trying to garner attention of which he is not deserving, and which will ultimately serve to detriment him.

[Anonymous No.18990597]

whoops meant this:

>>18990590

for this

>>18989767

[Anonymous No.18990651]

>>18990590
Plagiarism? What?

[Anonymous No.18990741]

>>18986146
Killing the epilogue.

[Anonymous No.18990748]

>>18990741

[Anonymous No.18990822]

>>18989859
Waldun is cringe but F Gardner is more so the CWC of this board. One of his books Jigoku is a Pokémon self insert.

[Anonymous No.18990909]

>>18990822
You don't write
Hell you don't even read. Jigoku is nothing like you said

[Anonymous No.18990913]

>>18990909
It's literally Pokemon just edgy.

[Anonymous No.18990919]

>>18990822
Honestly I would say that's more like Shin Megami than Pokemon.

[Anonymous No.18990934]

>>18990919
or however you spell that

[Anonymous No.18990949]

>>18989765
>He is like an android searching for a soul.
a ghost in the shell

[Anonymous No.18990962]

>>18990909
>goes to /lit/
>thinks people read books

[Anonymous No.18990999]

>>18990651

He was caught out stealing from poetry threads

[Anonymous No.18991032]

>>18990999
Proof?

[Anonymous No.18991350]

>>18984769
the secret history should be rewritten, except its jay waldun and jaidyn instead

[Anonymous No.18991365]

>>18991032
he posted something to a /lit/ thread then posted it later on tumblr later that day and anons didn't realize it was the same guy.

real top minds of /lit/ out in force desu

[Anonymous No.18991379]

>>18984769
>what it happened with l'Academie
what happened? Can someone update me?

[Anonymous No.18992009]

>>18991379
>Man hypes up book
>Promises to make it better than last one
>It's awful
>Backpedals
You now never have to read a Waldun thread again!

[Anonymous No.18992036]

>>18984769
damn this kid has serious collagen depletion under the corners of his mouth. never seen that in a chubby kid this young before. usually post 30 or older on someone thin

[Anonymous No.18992186]

>>18989798
drink the brown

[Anonymous No.18992385]

>>18989359
Thinking the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18992688]

>>18992036
Anon, my skin is fucked at 21. How do I ameliorate collagen depletion? Sleep earlier, eat foods high in collagen?