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18983790 No.18983790 [Reply] [Original]

There are no happy endings, the only true ending is death.

>> No.18983794

>>18983790
Not even death, my friend
There is not even an end in death

>> No.18984272

>>18983794
There is always a new beginning to an end

>> No.18984276

>>18983790
love warren blumpkin

>> No.18984310
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18984310

It really irritated me when Dairy Queen started doing this. Yes, I understand your ice cream is very cold and high in fat. That's why I fucking buy it. I don't need you to humiliate us both by flipping my food upside down during literally every transaction to prove the concept.

This is so gimmicky and trite Buffet himself probably came up with the policy. I hate boomers so goddamn much. I am actually learning to calculate actuarial tables just so I can come up with my own private estimates of when they'll die off. My goal is to be able to tell individual boomers I find obnoxious what their last year on Earth will be.

>> No.18984342

>>18984310
I think the flip is cool. (I've never been to a DQ). Personally, I'd like to get a cake from DQ someday.

>> No.18984374

>>18983790
Ay YUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

>> No.18984376

>>18984374
And but what is this 'ending' but a topic upon which nothing can be said. Who knows what happens beyond the reality of our own existence. What even is 'nothing'?

>> No.18984381

>>18983790
>Death isn't a happy ending

>> No.18984389

>>18983790
Death is neutral neither good or bad.

>> No.18984396
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18984396

>>18984342
>I think the flip is cool.
In practice it's not. The employees don't like doing it and you feel like you're watching a little humiliation ritual.


>Personally, I'd like to get a cake from DQ someday.
Same. Just never had the occasion. They're for the niche situation of your ghetto friends inviting you to a kid's birthday party in summer.

I miss having trashy friends. But not the friends themselves.