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18971137 No.18971137 [Reply] [Original]

Describe Laura Vandervoort in your finest prose.

>> No.18971168

She sucked in her cheeks like an industrial grade vacuum machine.

>> No.18971174
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18971174

The tranny looked upon the camera with a smug grin, but his dead eyes told a different tale.
#nobreast gang
#manjaw gang
#bleachblond gang
#manthigh gang.
#wrinkledhands gang

>> No.18971180

>>18971137
cheeks like skulls
breasts like Paul's
abs flatter than a dust pan
hips down there
fake golden hair
a gyaru but not from japan

>> No.18972494

>>18971137
You came from another planet, but it was wholly earthly forces which cancelled V in it's 2nd season. (The writers killed everybody off in the last episode.) You were beautiful but not yet famous. I thought I would never see you again. Vanderhoort. The name stuck with me. It was fun to say. And you were gorgeous. Vanderhoort. Now I see you popping up again. You're making it Laura. That or the simulation ran out of npcs. Either way I'm happy.

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18972502

Describe this image in your finest prose

>> No.18972684

>>18972502
There stood an American, balding; flat-faced; overweight but not quite obese. His eyes sat squinted like a Chinaman as he watched the scene unravel before him: his loving wife, vows taken under the cross of Jesus Christ, being obtusely penetrated by the biggest, blackest cock he had ever seen. He was a cuck, and against his jeans his own member throbbed, dripping with precum. But he was not allowed to touch himself. The rules were that he could only watch this visceral scene with his hands on his hips, waiting for the virile seed of this African to inseminate the woman she so dearly loved.

>> No.18972877

>>18971137
SEX SEX SEX PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY CUM CUM CUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18972888

>>18971137
That's a man.

>> No.18973626

deathly degenerate
sublime dilate
tranny look-alike
feminine kike
parasitic menace
conpiracy enlace

>> No.18973651

>>18971137
Das ist schon 'ne feine Olle, muss man sagen. Bisschen zu viel Knochen in den Backen, aber wer bin ich, jemanden für kleine Ungereimtheiten ans Kreuz zu holzen? Die Möpse springen einen aber auch nicht direkt an. Oder habe ich mir nur durch meinen jahrelangen Hentai-Konsum die Dopamin-Knospen abgeschmirgelt? Wäre es normal, jetzt 'ne Latte zu haben? Hab ich aber nicht. Geil ist die Olle aber doch. Das Kinn vielleicht etwas maskulin.

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18973669

>Excuse me? Yeah. I have a call for this entire thread.

>> No.18973938

>>18971174
>tranny
??????

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18974182

Great big fat titties
Like pillows on which to lay
These she does not have

>> No.18975841

>>18971137
I try not to objectify women, although Laura Vandervoort is making it difficult because she is only half dressed. In these circumstances I try to focus on their eyes, not just their face as I would with a man. This being so, I can see her eyes are blue, and because a specific description of her blue eyes would veer close to objectification I will use a cliche to describe them. Her eyes are as blue as pools of water.