There's a Tale To This City

[Anonymous No.18956174]

New Waldun Lore just dropped bros, get in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLcwevklLZg

[Anonymous No.18956204]

>>18956174
>Open browser
>Faggot starts speaking
>Everyone running around like faeries
>Talk about nothing
>Close browser

[Anonymous No.18956292]

Waldunfags begone
/lit/ is a John David Card board now.

[Anonymous No.18956876]

>>18956174
Waldunbros... our time will come... and the world will love us though they shun us now.

[Anonymous No.18956884]

>>18956292
fuck bald bitch

[Anonymous No.18956898]

wait lol what is this who are these niggas

[Anonymous No.18956904]

Holy fuck this is cringe beyond belief
You people should honestly be ashamed

[Anonymous No.18956937]

>>18956904
By "You people" you mean Australians, right?

[Anonymous No.18956996]

>>18956174
>the bit from 4:00 where they go to the publishing house and have an awkward conversation about "starting a writers collective"

[Anonymous No.18957031]

>>18956996
I thought for sure it was going to work out.

[Anonymous No.18957077]

>>18956174
>le streets le streets

[Anonymous No.18957082]

>>18956174
Kino. Every day Waldun posts is a good day for Waldunchads.

[Anonymous No.18957132]

>>18956174
>be the battering ram to the f00kin' doors
>and don't apologize

4chuds absolutely BTFO

[Anonymous No.18957137]

>>18957132
>and don't apologize
is that a subtle jab at valdun?

[Anonymous No.18957229]

>>18956174
Must be fun being a pseud normie.

[Anonymous No.18957255]

So this will actually be a book. If this turns out to be good this board will have an amazing metldown.

[Anonymous No.18957262]

>>18957255
people were saying the same thing about The Academy and look how that turned out

[Anonymous No.18957268]

>>18957262
I'm not saying it will be, a piece of crap is far more likely, but I wish for the opposite.

[Anonymous No.18957275]

>>18957255
Jay and Jaidyn can actually write, yet they don't use their platform to dishout advice. they just create

[Anonymous No.18957286]

>>18957255
It's already a book. Jaidyn, the editor, put a gay "this book was published on stolen land" message on the copyright page.

[Anonymous No.18957297]

>>18957286
>"this book was published on stolen land"
Then why doens't he get the fuck out?

[Anonymous No.18957298]

>>18957286
besides the punctuation it's not bad. you can tell waldun didn't write this

[Anonymous No.18957300]

Did they hire a professional proof-reader/editor for this book?

[Anonymous No.18957320]

>>18957298
>besides the punctuation it's not bad
this is bad
>Which he collected, and used, to feed.

[Anonymous No.18957328]

>>18956174
They behave as if they were high on anphetamines

[Anonymous No.18957347]

>>18957328
They have a caffeine buzz from coffee :)

[Anonymous No.18957365]

>>18957300
They didn't even hire a professional author for it.

[Anonymous No.18957368]

I think they boys will do a good job, plus going to a publisher like that, even if a little cringy, has got to be a good fun moment for the video ;)

[Anonymous No.18957404]

>>18957286
Where did you get it?

[Anonymous No.18957409]

can someone paste the mozart passage?

[Anonymous No.18957428]

>>18956174
do you guys think they've experimented sexually with each other yet, unironically of course

[Anonymous No.18957440]

>>18957404
it's the preview on amazon, it's been up since Waldun's book

[Anonymous No.18957451]

>>18957440
I can't find it for the life of me. Maybe it's region locked.
Will someone take one for the team and buy it so we can share it?

[Anonymous No.18957459]

>>18957451
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Tale-This-City-Khan/dp/0648963225/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Theres-Tale-This-City-Khan/dp/0648963225/
https://www.amazon.fr/Theres-Tale-This-City-Khan/dp/0648963225/
and i assume the same url for each region

[Anonymous No.18957463]

this is an exclusive pre-order paperback available to amazon members only

[Anonymous No.18957478]

>>18957459
Great job amazon. I searched for the exact title and nothing. Looked through all the resutls.

[Anonymous No.18957480]

>>18957478
you fookin muffinhead lad
you right snozy gozny
marshmallow milky tit
dimwitted fanny pad

[Anonymous No.18957490]

>>18956174
Be honest anons, you wished you had a friendship like this

[Anonymous No.18957519]

It's a shame that no matter how good the book ends up being, we'll laugh at it. Anything related to Waldun will be seen with lolcow eyes. This will ruin their friendship.

[Anonymous No.18957539]

>>18957478
Amazon's search function is useless now, it throws up plenty of sponsored crap but often exact wording gets you nothing. It's even more annoying with an older book w/ multiple editions, you might never find the Oxford Classics version thru scrolling but Amazon will make sure to give you a dozen different print-on-demand choices..

[Anonymous No.18957543]

Do you think Joyce and Pound would be making content like this if they were Zoomers? I like to think so.

[Anonymous No.18957548]

>>18957519
I assume they were hoping to piggyback off the success of L'Academie.

[Anonymous No.18957557]

>>18957519
They seem to genuinely like each other and Jay seems like an ok dude, much better than that Clark bloke

[Anonymous No.18957593]

>>18957539
go to goodreads, find your edition, get the isbn, paste into amazon
dead simple. you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.18957601]

>>18957593
hello bong

[Anonymous No.18957618]

>>18957601
hello bing

[Anonymous No.18957626]

>>18957593
The point, silly, is that Amazon's search function is broken.

[Anonymous No.18957635]

>>18957548
If they wanted attention, it worked. The center of literary world is talking about the book right now.

[Anonymous No.18957664]

>>18956174
Jaidyn has some of that diamond in the rough quality. He's a good writer and I hope he succeeds.

[Anonymous No.18957720]

>>18957664
the guy who wrote this shows promise?

[Anonymous No.18957735]

>>18957720
This reads like it was written by a lovesick sixteen-year-old boy.

[Anonymous No.18957739]

>>18957735
a lovesick sixteen-year-old boy would be embarrassed by it

[Anonymous No.18957752]

>>18957735
He was a love sick eighteen-year-old boy at the time. Stop being so harsh. He has lots of potential. I agree with >>18957664

[Anonymous No.18957789]

>>18957720
I dare anyone in here to post a better poem (written by yourself)

[Anonymous No.18957811]

>>18957490
yeah i wish waldun would give me free shit just for hanging out and larping with him

[Anonymous No.18957838]

Is this the same poster that said he knew gardener? What’s he think of the Waldun fallout? Does he even care?

[Anonymous No.18957843]

>>18957838
everyone knows gardner
he's on every discord

[Anonymous No.18957886]

>>18957478
>There's No End to This Slope
Amazon AI is making fun of how many Waldun threads that have been created.

[Anonymous No.18957896]

>>18957409
mozart...moods bizzare

>wow arthur it rhymes!

[Anonymous No.18957898]

>>18957896
grazie waldunscholar sir

[Anonymous No.18957899]

>>18957838
He probably doesn’t even know who Waldun is.

[Anonymous No.18957943]

>>18957896
>not "wow... arthur... it... it rhymes!"
not waldunesque enough

[Anonymous No.18957952]

>>18957838
Why tf would Gardner give a shit? He writes horror pulp. Waldun is a completely opposite type of author.

[Anonymous No.18957957]

>>18956174
It's all about the movement...

[Anonymous No.18958036]

I tought Waldun wore his writer cosplay 24/7 but here he is wearing normal clothes. Waldun, tone down on the sweaters and fancy clothers, you'd look better

[Anonymous No.18958048]

>>18956204
I opened it in an incognito window and closed it soon after.
Cringe is an understatement.

[Anonymous No.18958065]

>>18957409
here it is from my copy

[Anonymous No.18958072]

>>18956174
I'm so sick of these faggots using words like "tale," precocious slop, can't fucking stand it. Talk like a human being.

[Anonymous No.18958079]

>>18958065
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18958089]

>>18958065
*tips earbuds

[Anonymous No.18958091]

>>18956174
This is the first time I've heard Jay talk, and he sounds like he has Downs.

[Anonymous No.18958095]

>>18958065
"When one submits to Mozart, all are absolved from pussy farts."

[Anonymous No.18958163]

>>18957843
Gardner came off rather well in this affair.

Given his work habits and ability, I predict he is going to be the next Robert Bloch. Or if not Bloch, then Christopher Golden, and if not Golden then Graham Masterton, and if not Masterton then Ronald Malfi, and if not Malfi then Keith C. Blackmore.

Alternatively, he might aim at being the next R.L. Stine.

[Anonymous No.18958176]

>>18958163
And if that all fails he can try his hand at Moldbug.

[Anonymous No.18958198]

>>18958163
>Gardner came off rather well in this affair.

What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.18958247]

>>18958163
isn't he on some crazy amphetamines? i saw some trannycord screenshot of him saying he takes a heavy duty concentration drug

[Anonymous No.18958277]

>>18956174
Fair/balanced prediction about this book:
>The Writing will be decent on a technical level.
Jay can write well as can Jaidyn. Now, that doesn't mean the writing will be great or anything but those 2 are at least capable of stringing together words. I don't think we'll see the level of nonsensical storytelling we were subjected to in L'Academie (plus TATTTC is journaling/Jay's travel writing so they won't be responsible for creating a world--only reporting on one). They'll reproduce a writing style they love but without personalizing it and making it they're own (i.e. at most it will be an ornamental homage to "muh Kerouac" sans anything interesting in itself).
>The content will be ok
Lots of mediocre art is elevated by the real-life shit that inspired it (e.g. the writing in Schindler's List is a mediocre morality play elevated by the subject matter it deals with). The normies did their homework by going around talking to mentally ill societal outcasts and odds are their takes will appeal to other normies. My prediction here is that the bare content, the reportage itself, will carry more weight than anything these guys have to say about it. Their takes will be contrived--there will be little to bring the actual character of the freaks/loners they've encountered. Basically, we'll see superficial interactions and shallow takes expressed by way of purple prose.

The deeper, more literary, meaning of their work will lie in just how out of touch they are with actual suffering.

[Anonymous No.18958305]

>>18958247
Half of this board is probably on something if they’re writers t.b.h.

[Anonymous No.18958316]

>>18958305
Tbh works too fellow stratterabro

[Anonymous No.18958331]

>>18958198

[Anonymous No.18958354]

>>18958331
i dont agree with this at all desu
the editors did him dirty and he needs to release the names

[Anonymous No.18958357]

>>18958331
Go and hang, you strange fruit nigger.
Discord was a mistake. And your shitty idea to make one for Waldun was a bigger mistake. I hope you choke on tranny cock, nigger.

[Anonymous No.18958359]

>>18958331
BASED