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R.C. Waldun is a literature student lost in thoughts - which has resulted in the (self)publication of his new novel L'Académie.These threads provide a space for Waldun aficionados to discuss said work, and related material.Set in the authoritarian Hunger 1984 Divergent Games universe, "L'Academie" is a story about a man named Eddington whose daily life is dictated by The Regime. Six days a week he leaves his home for L'Académie, a four-year education program where the subjects, upon completion, are allowed to go beyond The Wall.In addition to his untimely death from KDBooks related complications, Waldun suffered stabs to the back from his friend and associate, Clark Elieson: spedreader, mormon, lizard enthusiast, feetfag, furry faggot, and Argonian Loincloth remover. What's next for the Dark Acedemians?Previous Thread >>18932325
looking for the name of the mod that removes argonian clotehsplease help
first for Clark contracting HIV
whats hte mod that removes argonian loinclothes? please awnser.
i cant find it please help
POST THE FUCKING LINKS
>>18933951>>18933955he just wanted to make a new frog race, that's why he needed those naked lizard men
>>18933937>sickly and pale pencil neck whiteboi >wears fag glasses >looks like a HIV patient >talks like a fag
>>18933961Give me a few mins...
These last couple days will go down in /lit/ history.
Imagine making fun of a lolcow, only to become one yourself.
I hope the archivers are saving all of this with enough context.They're doing god's work
What is Clark thinking about right now? Does he regret making that comment? Does he feel shame? Embarrassment? Or does he not give a single fuck?
>>18933937OP doesn't even mention Q. Hell of a day for Waldunchads.
Real B-side hours... I'm here for it though...
Well, he was right. There really is a lesson here, that's for sure.
>>18933989He deleted his comment so I'm guessing he's shitting himself
this thread shouldve been #15 by now
it is supposed to come out september 1 right?we could do a quick edit before then, it is a pretty short book
>>18933937>lit will actually make it to KF in my lifetimeWe witnessed it getting build step by step, today a Man of History was made, it has been a pleasure.
>>18933989Hopefully he deletes his channel
>>18933937>Argonian Loinclothes Edition
D O N O T M E S S W I T H W A L U N F A G S
>seeing all of you seethe is more entertainment than I could've possibly asked for >and like I said, there's a lesson to be learned here
i want to see a frog race added to skyrim! it would be really cool and fun to see them. they would be just like argonians but they would be able to "focus" (kinda like in the latest theif games) to make them better at stealth, fingersmithing and archery.their lore is that they have kept to the shadows very well in the blackmarsh, having evolved from the argonians.powers are other than focus*waterbreathing*resist disease by 30 percenti kinda just want them to be argonians without a tail and all the horns.with all the powers of course.starting off you have a bonus in sneak, fingersmithing, alchemy, and marksmenship
what the fuck is fingersmithing?
>>18933989i think he hasn't really realized what's going on. once this hits his little social media hugbox (i.e twitter), that's when he'll understand how fucked he is.what i'm thinking about is if waldun has seen this
>>18933983Saved the youtibe comment thread and most other related pics. I assume some archiving website will have the threads. Some anon posted links to the first 10ish.
>>18934022He's like... morphing to the reptile side!
We can't stop winning Waldun chads.
TREAD LIGHTLY BEFORE YOU ATTACK OUR VVALDUN
>>18934025he wants to finger fuck reptiles the local pet shops should know about this deranged Clark fella
I don't even like or care about Waldun and his gay ass books, I just hate backstabbing cunts like Vato.I will protect Waldun with my life from these snakes.
>>18934050he's not a snake, he's a frog
>>18934043We could contact someone close to Clark and tell them about his lizard fetish
>>18933989He's consciously telling himself he doesn't give a fuck, but at the same time he can't stop thinking about it and he doesn't know why.
backstabbers will forever be known as argonians after this
>>18934057Clark has been defeated. Any further attention on him will only help is analytics
>>18934057It needs to be known. Who knows what sick fantasies are swirling in that mind of his now...
Some say virtue ethics are dead. this thread is proof of the opposite. March on, waldunchands
>>18934003Fast forward to 2024You heard correctly folks, the long awaited /lit/ annotated edition of Waldun's classic tale of dark academic dystopia is finally coming right to your doorstep. For those newfellows, this project took place in November and December of 2021, and ashamedly took this long for the editing team to finish. It was a google doc that was open to /lit/ to write endnotes for chapters of the book and add footnotes anywhere they pleased. Here is the link for those interested>link to a photo of a waldun tribute
can anyone tell me whats going onwhy are people talking about naked lizard mods wtf
>>18934071Shut up, Clark. The world will know of your devious, lizard-molesting ways, you snake in the grass.
This is doxing. What are you guys doing?
>>18934084This is why we need context on the archive, like >>18933983 stated
>>18934090>This is doxing. What are you guys doing?Get fucked fag. We hate backstabbing snakes, but we're not below doxing.
>>18934084Clark the backstaber is into lizardsRead the comments posted in the thread>>18934090It is public information
>>18934090Not doxxing at all, it's all public
>>18934084clark, a frog that backstabbed waldun in order to feign the appearance of a 'literary intellectual' turns out to be sexually attracted to scalies in skyrim
>>18934090Installing the mod that kills argonians in their loincloths.
>>18934098>>18934099>>18934103Doxing is against the rules.
>>18934090>implying frogs can be doxxed
>>18933937When will this end,bros? How will it end? I don't feel so good.
>>18934084Clark (supposed friend of Waldun, promoted the book for a while) backstabbed Waldun after the KD video, disowned his recommendation and said that he only did it for money and shit. /lit/ started digging up dirt on him, found old accounts by the name Vatofrog. One of the things he did was trting to get a mod that made Argonians naked. Posted some picture on deviantart of a naked argonian.
What I don't get is, why is Waldun's face so broad?
>>18934106how did you guys find this lol kek
>>18934085People were calling him a snake before he was found to be a lusty argonian bussywhore Some crazy synchronicity going on here... Dare i say it....Meme magic
>>18934113It is literally public infoYou can find it by googling his name
>https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/1501373-creation-kit-tail-help/tails are a turn off
The internet is so beautiful. One minute you are watching some booktuber, the next you are looking at naked argonians.
>>18934131The Clark VS Waldun conflict is fundamentally a clash between phallic erasure (removing argonian tails) and phallic exposure (double rods, cigarettes, etc.)
Waldun's drowning in it
>>18933937Clark Elieson is a vicious molester of reptilians, particularly lizards, and has expressed attraction to "fingersmithing," his deranged euphemism for sexually stimulating amphibians with his fingers. It seems he has siphoned viewers from R.C Waldun, a simple Dark Academic who he took advantage of. Who knows what devious schemes he has in mind for the audience of underage third worlders he's getting.
>>18934148Yeah how about yu fuck off glark
It's about the movement. Jaidyn is the soul. Jay is the body. Waldun is the mind.It all runs painfully deep.Start your adventure here:Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZpAiw3vioFamiliarization: https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFIIOur Man, Our Boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qRWrPDNbGwGetting to know Jaidyn (SOUL):https://youtu.be/G9egz4rDrCUhttps://youtu.be/dU9BNkjlyF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ub5pnKzlEGetting to know Jay (BODY):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBzJkDfhgUhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1wPS2mriODdEnzko3Fh5k3L58mswruN7F/viewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeM67BqJC-0Getting to know Waldun (MIND):The lack of self-awareness. The repressed homosexuality. His early masterpiece, The Learned Disguise, is the only way in. However, you can start your journey into this young man via his fashion advice as inspired by his daddy issues (trying to please him but realizing he must make his own path to self-discovery): https://youtu.be/TyTh_F0rc-AAdvanced Waldunianism:Early Writings: https://web.archive.org/web/20201119140803/https://www.litpublication.com/The Learned Disguise (PDF): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m1ddXBIvnyBwPgGJ_Qz9C7sxeF8GtZWx/viewIntroduction to the HH: >>18912091 Developments:KDB Review: https://youtu.be/3GyChCD3rdAKDB Plagiarism Exposed: http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?64383-Please-Help!-Source-of-Quote-Believed-to-be-JOHN-MILTON-PARADISE-LOST >>18924155 >>18924282 The Book Club Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYdgfB2tWQOur Man's Latest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJwJfZ758s ****SPECIAL REPORT**SPECIAL REPORT****Clark Elieson: >>18932359 >>18933153Clark/Waldun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNBX7ppwbm0“There's a lesson here for sure...”: >>18933171The Call: >>18933356Answered: >>18933420 >>18933485https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh6mo5eaDfxE5xx0NN5Sf4g/channels https://www.deviantart.com/giuseppedirosso/art/Skyrim-dragon-271437825 >>18933669 >>18933643 >>18933708 >>18933787A Lesson Learned: >>18933499 >>18933512
>>18934148>It's doxingHow is it doxing? you stupid nigger.
>>18934148We aren't finding any hidden info about you.Just google your name clark. It's all there.
>>18934148Don't make me repeat the Danton quote.
>>18934161>>18934163>>18934155Posting personal information without permission is doxing. It's against the rules.
>>18934156You could have posted the post that found the pastebin with his email and the vatofrog name
>>18934176whats hte mod that removes argonian loinclothes? please awnser.
>>18934176It is already there. Anyone can find it. If I post Clarks name it is not doxing if he made it public.
>>18934156Your work is always appreciated, Pastaanon.
>>18934176Clark, if you make an apology video to Waldun we can put this all behind us
>>18934148we're the hacker known as 4chan, clark. we will do as we please for the glory of waldun.
>>18934176>posting anything about anyone that they themselves have publicly posted without asking them first is doxing.You're a fucking retard.
>>18934181>>18934183It doesn't matter where you got it. If you post personal information without consent it is against the rules.
>>18934193Don't you have a lizard to go fingerblast or something, Clark?
>>18934193>It doesn't matter where you got it. If you post personal information without consent it is against the rules.So every single Waldun thread and every single thread about any author that talks about any aspect of the authors life is doxing. You are a faggot and know nothing about doxing.
It's about the movement. Jaidyn is the soul. Jay is the body. Waldun is the mind.It all runs painfully deep.Start your adventure here:Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZpAiw3vioFamiliarization: https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFIIOur Man, Our Boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qRWrPDNbGwGetting to know Jaidyn (SOUL):https://youtu.be/G9egz4rDrCUhttps://youtu.be/dU9BNkjlyF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ub5pnKzlEGetting to know Jay (BODY):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBzJkDfhgUhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1wPS2mriODdEnzko3Fh5k3L58mswruN7F/viewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeM67BqJC-0Getting to know Waldun (MIND):The lack of self-awareness. The repressed homosexuality. His early masterpiece, The Learned Disguise, is the only way in. However, you can start your journey into this young man via his fashion advice as inspired by his daddy issues (trying to please him but realizing he must make his own path to self-discovery): https://youtu.be/TyTh_F0rc-AAdvanced Waldunianism:Early Writings: https://web.archive.org/web/20201119140803/https://www.litpublication.com/The Learned Disguise (PDF): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m1ddXBIvnyBwPgGJ_Qz9C7sxeF8GtZWx/viewIntroduction to the HH: >>18912091 Developments:KDB Review: https://youtu.be/3GyChCD3rdAKDB Plagiarism Exposed: http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?64383-Please-Help!-Source-of-Quote-Believed-to-be-JOHN-MILTON-PARADISE-LOST >>18924155 >>18924282 The Book Club Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYdgfB2tWQOur Man's Latest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJwJfZ758s ****SPECIAL REPORT**SPECIAL REPORT****Clark Elieson: >>18932359 >>18933153Clark/Waldun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNBX7ppwbm0“There's a lesson here for sure...”: >>18933171The Call: >>18933356 >>18933284 >>18933299Answered: >>18933420 >>18933485https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh6mo5eaDfxE5xx0NN5Sf4g/channels https://www.deviantart.com/giuseppedirosso/art/Skyrim-dragon-271437825 >>18933669 >>18933643 >>18933708 >>18933787A Lesson Learned: >>18933499 >>18933512
>>18934188this is it, and checked
>>18934179Sorry, I deleted and fixed.>>18934187Thanks. Sorry it was late...the duplicate threads fucked me up.
>>18934196>>18934200>>18934204You guys are also raiding other websites, which is another rule you are breaking.
>>189341931. Clark is a public figure2. There is NO personal information being shared, simply posts that he made under an alias tied to his real name. Doxxing is: >sharing full name>address>family and relationsnone of which are happening here.Wait.. are you Clark?
>>18934193>Melbourne time zone
I just wanted to say.That I love all of you, beautiful bastards.
>>18934211>commenting on youtube is rading
>>18934211>raiding other websitesNo, again, you are a dumb faggot that does not know what doxing nor raiding is.
>>18934211>commenting on youtube is raiding 
He deleted his Twitter
>>18934220Clark got completley crushed
>>18934230Did it exist yesterday?
>>18934230It was already deleted when I first found the vatofrog thing. I wonder what he posted there.
>>18933937Clark Elieson should be avoided at all cost. Who knows how many poor reptiles and frogs bought from pet shops he has violated, completely and carelessly desecrating their delicate bodies for his own sick sexual pleasure. This man needs to be stopped. Not a another raped reptile.
>>18934240Nah it was already unfortunately deleted
>>18934230>>18934242don't think he uses twitter, bros
>>18934254Yeah he doesn't have one anymore
>>18934243It pains me to know that Clark, the reptile rapist, dirtied Walduns name.
>>18934090>>18934113>>18934148>>18934176>>18934193>>18934211oh no waldunbros... Clark is gonna call the mods on us
>>18934261It has already been archived. Clark, the reptile rapist, will not be able to erase this.
>>18934230One of the anons from another thread posted a site where you can sift through old tweets (he used it for Clark's twitter...can the same thing be done with Vato?)
>>18934275What was the name of the site?
>>18934261It isn't doxing. Borderline maybe...but everything posted is public record and there's no private information being put out.
We must protect our reptiles from monsters like Clark, the reptile rapist, and deplatform them before they can hurt anymore of God's beautiful creations.
>Clark likes reptiles in a non christian way>Gardner wrote thisbros... how deep does this goes?
>>18934279It was in one of the last few threads. Might have been deleted by the jannies like more than a few other posts. Check warasu
>>18934283It is doxing.
It appears that Vatofrog had a Tumblr but it's deleted. Waybackmachine has only two captures with nothing worthy of note. I still think it's worth sharing though https://web.archive.org/web/20150923070941/http://vatofrog.tumblr.com/
>>18934299Instead of just stating that like a retard, how about you explain how it's doxing. Fucking faggot.
>>18934230NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT HIM BOYS
>>18933937an you post the links?
What would he have thought of Waldun?
>>18934090>>18934113>>18934148>>18934176>>18934193>>18934211>>18934299(You) x7 multi-combo
Someone make a pdf doc where we can annotate leacademie as the other anon said before the official release of leacadmie
Imagine being Clark rn >throw your friend under the bus for some fat welsh booktuber who said the book was bad >delete any mention of the book on your IG >try to play it off as being a cool, calculated sigma male who is only about that grindset >your physiognomy betrays your grindset >people find out about your scalefag shit >become known as Clark, the reptile rapist >all within a day
>>18934323ngl, it felt incredible.
>>18934299We're running a business here, get with it.
>>18934325whats hte mod that removes argonian loinclothes? please awnser.
kek when was the last time something with this magnitude happened in /lit/
>>18934324yes, /lit/ is a fair god and Waldun has given us so much. It is only right we give back
>>18933937>there's a lesson to be learned hereYes. Do not mess with Waldunchads.
https://youtube.com/channel/UCQ6VhJOgdnjKheqW-uVlYTAFound his old youtubeGo to the channels option
The Character Assassination of R.C. Waldun by the Coward (And Reptile Rapist) Clark Elieson
>>18934187Speaking of the HH...do you think any glowies were redirected from /pol and forced to parce through 1000s of posts devoted to our man?
People calling Clark a snake is just more funny now.
>>18934342>Modded Skyrim Let's Play: Ep 1>Goes straight for Argonian without a second thought
Funny how "Reptile Rapist" and "Skyrim" share the same Hebrew Gematria with each other.
>>18934350People calling him a snake...the fact his old alias was Vato FROG...this is more poetic than /lit's rate my poetry threads...
>>18934358He is also subscribed to a channel called how to rap lmaoooOur boy clark wanted to be a rapper it looks like
kek which one of you waldunfags posted in his latest vidhttps://youtu.be/nL7vSe9cVf8
https://www.wattpad.com/212637119-break-of-silence-chapter-oneI hope we're able to find more writing like this, because Clark's juvenilia is unironically worse than Waldun's juvenilia.
>>18934371it is i
>>18934378starts with as
>>18934325What a great day
how should we rewrite the first sentence?'The indicator turned green as Eddington crossed the road in a straight line.'
It's telling that Clark only deleted his comments after the lizard fetish came up. His lack of ethics, exposed, meant nothing to him. The only thing that worked was a petty personal attack that compromised his "image." Pretty thin skin for a snake.
>>18934390>'The indicator turned green as Eddington crossed the road in a straight line.'Indicator...straight...He has to work it out himself as there's no way you'll capture the subtext.
The indicator turned green as Clark raped another defenseless reptile.
>>18934390Eddington was halfway inside a boy's asshole when the light flashed 'OUT'.
>>18934390Leave that. It's been confirmed in another thread that the "as" is absolutely intentional.
>>18934404Scaliefucker by Clark Elieson
>>18934378tbf he was 5 years younger than Waldun.
>>18933937I love how I can not post on this shithole for a month and then be completely out of the loop about shit I used to know about. Fuck you guys.
Where were you anon when the Waldun-Clarke crusade persisted?
>>18934447A lot has changed in 2 days.
“I collabed with you,” cried Waldun“And you’ve betrayed me, even why?And you know KDs review is poisonous and now I’m gonna die.”“Oh shut up, silly chink,” said that scalie with a grin“Now you knew darn well I was a snake before you published L’Académie.”
>>18934451Bravely fighting in it of course
who or what the FUCK is KD
>>18934295Holy shit this sounds bonkers.
>>18934466A fat Welsh man that makes book reviews
>>18934466The original Waldunthud
Yo KDBooks, what do you think about all this madness you caused?
Open the YouTube page linked here: https://www.planetminecraft.com/member/vato_frog/Who's that
>I don't recall ever saying I did or did not fuck reptiles? I made a request for argonian feet and I asked for a nude reptile mod, but that's really it, kid. Im running a business here, get with it>Whether or not I like it is not relevant in business. What do?
>>18934295aight I'm going to read this. That is like the best description I have ever read.
>>18934489Tell him about Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz making frogs cum so they could lick their secretions to get high.
Some youtube drama channel is going to pick this up and then newfags are going to come here and ruin the board. I called it
>>18934500The board is already shit No way to make it worse
>>18934500Nah, we're the only ones that are invested in Waldun.
>>18934500YouTube drama channels don't read books or watch booktubers; so no, that's not gonna happen
On this day /lit/ freebased autism.
You realise you guys are doxing him right?
>>18934201Book Club mogs as always
>>18934451I was in it. I saw the horrible acts commited by Clark, the reptile rapist, and fought against it.
>>18934481I thought he was only into scales...
>>18934518We are notGo away Clark
>>18934500I doubt drama channels would care, but imagine how far the reverberations would reach if someone like Steve Donoghue commented on this
>>18934518clark, we are the hackers known as 4chan, apologise to waldun now
>went out for a few hours thinking all this shit was tired and over>missed all these developments in the Waldun extended universeFuck bros
Do you think Clark even cares that you have found his dirty little secret? He was just a kid so who cares. Certainly not his 19k subscribers. It's just a nothingburger
>>18934557refer to >>18934397 and >>18934064
Bros... hard to say what the future of Waldunposting holds...
>>18934557He cared enough to delete his comment.
>>18934533kys waldoon. scoobs may be a satanic piss head but at least he's funny
>>18934557You just don't get it, Anon. You lack soul.
Oh no Waldun Chads we got too cocky
>>18934557Cared enough to delete his tumblr. It was up when it was first posted.
>>18934568>at least he's funny
Gonna be nice when this Clark drama is over and we can get back to pure, beautiful Waldun kino
>>18934071Veto the Veto, /lit/
>>18934570Name of the Channel?
>>18934583based jaywhen does it drop ya cunt???
>>18934583clarkposting is gay. too hard to keep up with
>>18934570So now that KD and Q have reviewed L’Academie, is there anyone else who is likely to go over the book?
>>18934589Better than Food (the picture is fake). Here's a video he did with our man: https://youtu.be/P299S2FarOk
>>18934583Clark poked the bear, but now we can go back to our honey, Waldun
>>18934570This dude is a pseud and is riding Waldun's coattails, but he's not the type to pull the shit Clark did.
>>18934613the video i mean
>>18934220OH NO NO NO NOBAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA
why the fuck are all these people in Melbourne? overpriced shithole
>>18934149underrated post kek
>>18934617Apparently when the book is released. Which apparently it is...
>>18934634The fact that the Book Club review included this image was more than a little prophetic. We scoffed at his review but in hindsight..good job.
I'll be going to bed now.Good night anons.I hope you keep the thread running until tomorrow morning.
>>18934652blockhead jay strikes again
>>18934652lmao why can't any of these clowns get their releases straight? l'académie was purchased, scanned, leaked, read, chewed up and spat out way ahead of its official street date, which hasn't even fucking occurred yet
Is Clark ever gonna write a book and shill it on here like Call of the Crocodile and L’Academie? the influx of these threads is making me suspect he might be testing the waters.
>>18934654"'legitimate usurpation' would seem to me to be the most appropriate expression, if not to bold, to characterize these types of origins which time hastens to consecrate"Prophetic indeed.
>>18934676Who knows. Croc was a total irregularity and probably can’t be repeated. Waldun spamming only happens because he has a huge YouTube following. Trying to replicate CotC and Waldun would be like reinventing the wheel.
Whenever I say the word "l'académie" in my head now, I can't help but hear "là qu'à des mies", because of that one post a while back. I didn't realise it was just a shitpost because it was so well-constructed and the idea was so disgusting that I just sort of assumed it was real. Does anyone else keep thinking about "là qu'à des mies"?
>>18934696>the idea was so disgusting that I just sort of assumed it was real.It is real. The connect between it and L'Academie is made up, but the act is very real. Look up "soupeur"
>>18933989just woke up lads what did i miss?
>>18934727Start with >>18933299
>>18934686i still don't understand if croc was a legitimate, endless shilling op by the author or just the most forced meme in this board's history, mainly because this gardner fella doesn't strike me as a web-savvy type who goes on 4chan
>>18934718that wasn't just a shitpost....?
>>18934736Like I said, look up Soupeur
>>18934733what are you talking about dude he's literally on every writing discord serverit absolutely is him shilling it and he is more calculating then he lets on, although he plays the lolcow persona well I will grant him that
>>18934733I think he tried to shill it at first. But because he’s such an autist and wrote a (from what I’ve heard) strange book it accidentally got memed hard by other anons. The end result is the same either way i guess.
>>18934747the guy has graphomania and never shuts the fuck up.it 100% is him shilling in all those threads.
>>18934718Ah, thank you. Yes, that kind of stuff is just too disgusting to be merely imagined up.
>>18934743I agree. F Gardner is a lowkey genius and played his hand well. Or maybe he really is just a literal fucking retard idk.
>>18934743ok, i didn't know that. i don't keep up with the discord scene. fuck him then>>18934747yeah. seeing that goofy ass croc makes me smile every time though
>>18934757I used to think this. But I don’t think that’s humanly possible unless he’s hiring a team of people. But that doesn’t really seem believable. I have seen threads on /tv/ and /x/ before so I’m inclinded to believe he slowly built a readership of schizos.
>>18934743I think I know the answer to this. He gave away his books free on this site for a while.
>>18934747I wonder if the books are actually good
>>18934718what the fuck is wrong with frogs
>>18934784The meme seems to be “Call of the Arcade is good!” Whenever Call of the Crocodile is criticized. Hard to tell if it’s memesters or genuine fans. People genuinely like mlp and shit so I guess anything’s possible.
>>18934784I used to be in one of those servers and I can verify that there are discord shills who suck gardeners dick and think his twists are good.No. I have not read them.
>>18934733If it was him he wouldn’t just be spamming Croc. He has like a million books.
>>18934500how could this board get any worse
>>18934509>YouTube drama channels don't read books or watch booktubersNeither do we, but look at us.
>>18934500Internet Historian only cares about /pol and /b. We're too intellectual for him.
>>18934821>We're too intellectual for himDo faggots really believe this shit? /lit/ is no different than those boards other than putting on airs of pretentiousness.
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>>18934795I mean....just look at this fucking cover. Is it really any wonder this became memed.
>>18934825Obviously a joke retard.
>>18934500>>18934821Jesus fuck, /lit/ is THIS delusional
You guys will be the death of this board.
>>18934836Nah, that's just some of us
>>18934840me in particular
Why isn't the janitor deleting these threads? they break every rule, doxing, raiding, shit posting, racism outside of /b.Get the fuck off my board.
>>18934850>racismI don’t see anyone in this thread being racist? Are you referring to our mocking of the argonians, Clark?
>>18934850Fuck off Clark you retarded tumblrina, you will never belong here.
>>18934850>calling a janny a janitorfuck off clark
>>18934850>doxingThere has been no doxing. You are a dumb faggot.>raidingThere has been no raiding, comenting on youtube is not a raid, you are a dumb faggot.>shit postingThere has been no shitposting, only quality coments on the situation.>racismPointing out the race one has a fetish of is not racist, you reptile loving freak.
For those interested in the L'Academie restoration project, contact me. We can delegate tasks. anonn#3577
>>18934570Clif won't hate on it, he is a decent man. If he likes it (which he won't) he'll review it, if not he will just ignore it.
>>18934859>>18934866>>18934868>>18934870You guys are so fucking toxic. Jesus christ, go outside and do something with your life. Sweaty virgins.
>>18934850Stop bumping the thread if you want it gone, Vato
>>18934884Incredibly weak bait. Do better.
>>18934884You've posted more than any other individual in this thread, hypocrite.
>>18934831in all honesty, i think its a pretty damn good cover. it's so uniquely odd that it's bound to get you intrigued at the very least.
>>18934884I've been outside all day phoneposting, you dumb faggot. And you don't stop being a virgin by raping reptiles, Clark.
>>18934898You're still a total fucking loser.
>>18934896yeah, it’s a shame about the writing
Waldun chads and scholars, we need to start editing to make the September 1st deadline. Here is a PDF of the first chapter in less autistic formatting than the original book, for editing ease.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QHp7-jQgbJcXCuF1dpJCsHbE7qozdLHG/view?usp=sharingTell me if the link works
>>18934898What the fuck. I have this video on a different tab.
>>18934908Weak bait. I’ve read it. The twist is actually extremely kino. Which is the main appeal of those books.
>>18934927Gardner, I really hope you didn't put all your eggs in one basket with these books, and have other sources of income. You deserve to be able to pay rent.
>>18934837descartes didnt say that
>>18934933Why so hateful? I enjoyed Croc and am looking forward to The Shit Kicker.
>admit to grifting off Waldun to impress kdb and /lit/cels in YouTube comment section of L'Academie review>retarded /lit/cels pile onto you in reply to your YouTube comment>Attempt to defend yourself as some sort of erudite yet ruthless capitalist>get BTFO yet again by some retarded /lit/cel with the TF2 spy for his YouTube avi>get exposed as some sort of weird fetishist for lizards in a decade old game>delete all online evidence of your fetish but the damage is doneWill Clark ever recover from this?
>>18934933Gardener has probably already made millions from his meme books.
>>18934955>get BTFO yet again by some retarded /lit/cel with the TF2 spy for his YouTube avi
>>18934321Didn't this poor lad an hero in a lake or something? This one really made me sad
>>18934960He has 8 books so he’s probably doing really well for himself.
>>18934400>>18934390Someone rewrote the first two paragraphs in the early threads but it was confirmed as sovlless and all work was halted
>>18934466the WELSH HAMMER
>>18934973Further evidence of the HH. Straight white males can't capture the delicate subtext with which Waldun infuses his works.
>>18934977>>18934984Waldunbros? I don't feel so good...Are we really going to let him sink on september 1st without trying to help him?
>>18934995he will sell out all 400 copies and his buoyancy will lift us
>>18934995The L'Academie restoration project has begun. We need a .doc if possible, I would hate to rewrite everything word for word. If we delegated chapters....anonn#3577
>>18935045it's only the first chapter thogreat start however
>>18935052I can transfer the other chapters if this project actually gets going, otherwise I won't bother
>>18934331Kinda looks like this guy
>>18935045>>18935059Fuck it. I'm in. I'll put aside what I'm reading and do it for Waldun. We have to show him that he's not just a lolcow.
>>18935104LETS GO BOYS
>>18934384>>18934387literally what's wrong with that
>>18935120lurk and read more, my newfriend
>>18935125i seriously want to knowunless it's a meme or somethingbut i've checked a lot of books I have and none of them start with as sentencesso i mean i guess there is something wrong with it, but i want to know what
>>18935141Sentences like that sound artificial and generally shitty.
>>18935152i mean i can sort of feel that intuitively or instinctually or whatever, but whyyyyyyy
Wait, didn't someone find Waldun's email a thread or two ago? We should send him a link to the editing document as a genuine show of goodwill
fucking come to edit it lads, calling all waldun scholars now https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Jn24xIdpZxPZsG3MZftrsYwDjarjblW/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=104067797761525779242&rtpof=true&sd=true
>>18935182What is your endgame? What if you're doing all this and Waldun never acknowledges you?
>>18935189Anon. We've taken this whole thing too far. This is the only step we can take now. There's no backing out. This is the ultimate joke.
>>18935189we shall send the finished draft to waldun with intellectual annotation alongside it, hopefully, us waldunchads gets into the revised edition of leacdemmie
>>18935189You don't understand. This whole time L'academie has been a masterpiece of performance art. Us rewriting it for him is the third, most glorious act.
hope KD sees this, he can edit it like he originally offered to for waldun
>>18935197Let's change the opening quote to something by Blake. (Something from "Milton" maybe?)
>>18935219Unironically very fitting. Should we also adress the plot problems?
>>18934995Just wait. Today is friday. The Waldunchads went out to get pussy after destroying Clark the reptile rapist. Once they get back they'll all get into it.
>>18935238How about this for a plan of action:Tonight, read the book if you haven't. In the next thread...we'll have a general discussion of plot beats and thematic elements (basically compare notes). We'll get a sense of direction and talk about the key scenes that should be omitted or expanded upon (maybe how characters should be adjusted...stuff like that). From there, we can divide chapters and get to work.. (Maybe we'll break off into our own thread...this anon#3577 can handle that and direct us accordingly?).If the project gets off it's feet someone can reach out to KD and see if he'll proof whatever we've come up with. If it's shit we get a new KD vid...if it's enough of an improvement we can give it to Waldun on behalf of lit.Also...I'd like to change the dedication from Ila to Jaidyn (but let's not get ahead of ourselves).
>>18935315Change the dedication to be in the name of Fuck Jannies (or Clark).
>>18935324Also, epigraph needs to come from Call of the Crocodile (if we can get gardener's permission).
>>18935324Fuck Lizard Fuckers
>>18935334Let's debate that when the time comes. I think we should choose something from Blake's "Milton." If this gets off the ground and expands into it's own thread we'll have a better idea of how many anons we have and how much work we'll have to contribute.
>>18935334call of the argonian
>>18935344take this >>18935291 into account. We need to wait for the chads.
Right. This is going to need better coordination if we are going to pull it off. Can someone make a discord?
>>18934875What exactly would we be doing? Re-writing the book so its good? Or just doing proper editing?
>>18935356>eed better coordination if we are going to pull it off. Can someone make a discordgotchu https://discord.gg/ZaxPnJsn
>>18935384Rewrite it so it's as decent as it can be. Maintain as much of Waldun's OC as we can so he still gets the credit.
>>18935396If we actually pull this off (and I know it's a big 'if') all the snobs complaining about Waldun threads will have to eat it.
>>18935410(Also, if we complete it and it sucks Waldun can write us off as morons and feel better about this weeklong bludgeoning he's enduring). It's win/win...even if we fuck it up.
>>18934034I like that you didn't like Cooper's comment because that two-faced cunt is just as bad as Clark.
The last two threads have been amazing. Waldunchads stay winning.
>>18934570Fake. This guy's a pseud but he's a decent guy. He's done vids with Waldun, and he won't turn on him for a quick buck. Don't post shit like this in case someone jumps the gun on a dude who really doesn't deserve it. There are bigger frogs to fry.
I love all of this. The plot runs so deep.
>>18934850lol eat shit u reptile
>>18933989I can't imagine how I'd deal with his position. I'm just glad I haven't made 4chan my enemy.
>>18934211pathetic bootlicker, a.k.a., Clarke the Betrayer.
>>18934220I love you guys like I love a lifelong friend. I mean this.