L'Académie Discussion Thread #9 - KDBooks Waiting Room Edition

[Anonymous No.18922171]

No idea what happened to the last discussion thread, so here we are.

WALDUNTHUDS, THE TIME IS NEAR

Previous Threads:
>>18875646
>>18863868
>>18895779
>>18903881
>>18916925
>>18919066

[Anonymous No.18922176]

>>18922171

TICK TOCK
RICE COCK

Only one and a half hours bros. I'm so excited

[Anonymous No.18922177]

TAPPED THE FUCK IN

[Anonymous No.18922184]

Waldun expects that every man will do his duty.

[Anonymous No.18922187]

A-At least Waldun's third book will be good... right bros?

[Anonymous No.18922197]

Bring me GAYdbooks

[Anonymous No.18922198]

Last chance to read L'Academie before the review

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h1PtdMGinO1F7bv5-S7wALvcQtCygR0v/view

[Anonymous No.18922201]

>>18922171
The year is 2041
Robin Wu, formally known as R.C Waldun, is now a balding middle aged man. Employed in a mid level office job in a company his family owns he is respected by none of his co-workers. They know he's put in his position because he's the family fuck up. They know he can't be sacked because he's family. They know he's a joke.
His marriage, also arranged by his family, is a joke. His wife cuckolds him regularly. Despite himself and his wife being full blood Chinese his kids have somehow come out as Hapas. His wife secretly loves BWC, she lusts after Anglo-Celtic Aussie manhood. She has been gangbanged by entire AFL teams before and loved every minute of it.
One day, as if to compound Wu's misery, his co-workers start giggling at something on the internet. It seems someone has found one of his old youtube videos.
"i thought i scrubbed them off the internet" Robin despairs to himself.
As their laughter gets louder Wu considers suicide...

[Anonymous No.18922215]

>>18922201
this is just mean

[Anonymous No.18922224]

>>18922215
but probably accurate...

[Anonymous No.18922225]

is there any way he doesnt get heemed lads

[Anonymous No.18922231]

https://youtu.be/3GyChCD3rdA
Only 70 minutes to go bros...

[Anonymous No.18922234]

KD Thuddercock is a merciful god...right?

[Anonymous No.18922236]

>>18922224
My biggest hope is that Waldun has a beautiful, kind, literary, rich white wife and they have lots of not-mentally ill, happy hapa children, and Waldun and wifey are a power couple as literature professors at a prestigious university and they both have best selling, critically acclaimed novels

[Anonymous No.18922238]

>>18922234
Ugh! Pirating is wrong! Who would stoop so low as to do that?

[Anonymous No.18922243]

>>18922236
Want to place bets on which scenario is more likely?
We could make a pact to meet back on 4chan in twenty years time (assuming 4chan still exists) and find out what became of Waldun.

[Anonymous No.18922247]

Bring me JOBdun

[Anonymous No.18922250]

>>18922243
We won't need to. We'll see him give an acceptance speech in Stockholm, Sweden as he accepts his Nobel Prize in Literature

[Anonymous No.18922251]

>>18922236
Didn’t Waldun mention he wants to go to Lyon? He said he wants to live a starving artist’s life kek

[Anonymous No.18922256]

>>18922201

lmao true

[Anonymous No.18922257]

>>18922250
We're more likely to see him in court pleading guilty to indecent conduct after he gets busted at one of Melbourne's many public toilet gloryholes

[Anonymous No.18922258]

>>18922251
Lyon, France? I'm sure the idea of being a struggling artist appeals to him intellectually, but he's smart enough to know that it sucks and he'll get mom and dad to assist him with rent and other living expenses

[Anonymous No.18922259]

>>18922171
I read comments very funny thanks :-)

[Anonymous No.18922264]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.18922265]

if you want to know why threads are getting deleted it's because Cooper reports them every time he gets exposed for what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.18922267]

One hour until premiere

https://youtu.be/3GyChCD3rdA

[Anonymous No.18922273]

>>18922265
Pathetic.

During the litpublication days, Waldun befriended Cooper, and involved him in a few writing projects. In a show of good faith, Waldun gifted Cooper an expensive, used camera. For some reason, Cooper decided at this moment to screenshot a bunch of conversations of Waldun candidly speaking in a private discord, leak them to /lit/, and then crow about how stooopidly generous Waldun was for giving him an expensive camera. Of course, after this, Waldun kicked him out of the discord server, ended the friendship, and blocked all channels of communication from Cooper. He had written a few stories about Cooper on his old blog but they have been replaced by the new name "C"

Now humiliated and with his tail between his legs, Cooper spends the majority of his time on Waldun threads trying to convince people that Waldun is a homosexual. Sad!

>>/lit/thread/S18919066#p18921790

[Anonymous No.18922275]

THUD!

[Anonymous No.18922281]

>>18922275
STOP THE COUNT(DOWN)!

[Anonymous No.18922282]

>>18922281
kek

[Anonymous No.18922297]

>>18922265>>18921885
The room was rank with the smell of man love. Why did it feel so wrong? The Greeks did it, as did the Romans.
"Faster, Rice-Daddy," Cooper moaned.
His pale cheeks were red with hand-prints.
Waldun's eyes were screwed shut in concentration. He couldn't be bothered with his cum-slut's squeals.
Proses, he thought. I need to think of the proses.
Cooper's squeaks only urged him on. Waldun picked up speed, his athletic thighs blurred like Hummingbird wings. Wet-slaps filled the room, they came as fast as machinegun fire.
"I write like Theroux," Waldun whispered.
"What, Daddy?" Cooper squeaked.
"Shut up, bitch!"
Waldun gave his ass a slap, then opened his eyes, looking to the far corner of the room. There, sitting upon a pile of unsold editions of The Call of the Crocodile was F. Gardner. His member stood as straight as a flag pole and as girthy as a tree-limb. It was thick with veins and hair, and Gardner began to work it.
At the sight of Gardner's Western Features, Waldun a stirring. Beads of sweat were racing down his back, he bit his lower lip, and he burst inside of Cooper, letting out a savage roar
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!"

[Anonymous No.18922304]

Why is there /dsbs/posting in my comfy aussie-asian twink thread?

[Anonymous No.18922316]

>>18922201
lame. write about your gay cuck fantasies elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.18922324]

>>18922316
Cooper obsessively spams gay Waldun erotica for 8 threads, yet at the first gay Cooper fiction, he cries.

[Anonymous No.18922325]

we need more time waldunbros, just a little more time

[Anonymous No.18922333]

oh nononononono waldunsisters are we about to JOB to KDCHADS??!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.18922336]

>>18922324
dude why tf are you spamming about Cooper?

[Anonymous No.18922341]

>>18922316
Robin Wu drove home from the hospital with his wife and "their" newborn baby.
Despite them both being Chinese the baby was a redheaded Anglo-Celtic Aussie bastard. A proper Fanta-pants, he looked like the son of Pauline Hanson.
Robin had said nothing in the delivery room when the child was born. Even the nurses sniggering at him hadn't made him lose his cool. He was composed, dignified, he told himself, he wasn't going rage out like some brainless bogan, he was a man of culture.
They got home. His wife took the newborn into the bedroom. Robin headed for his study. Once he was sure they were asleep he unlocked the little safe hidden in the closet. He pulled out his secret treasure....the last known paperback copy of The Learned Disguise in existence.
He touched the paperback cover tenderly..."if only..." he said sadly to himself.
"I could have been one of the great like Joyce..."

[Anonymous No.18922342]

>>18922198
How long does it take on average? I finished it in about 3.5 hours, am I slow or is it fine?

[Anonymous No.18922344]

>>18922201
Mean and inaccurate. Waldun's naivety is not just comedic, it will be the reason he makes it.

[Anonymous No.18922346]

>>18922333
waldunCHADS will never bow to KEKdbooks

[Anonymous No.18922349]

>>18922171
No. The author of every book that is worth reading has to be over 30 years old, so fuck off

[Anonymous No.18922352]

>>18922336
you'll never be as loved as Waldun. Despite all your efforts, no one believed your addled "Waldun is a homosexual" hypothesis for a second. Waldun emerges victorious and Cooper has nothing but his old camera and regrets

[Anonymous No.18922364]

>>18922341
how does it feel knowing your writing is worse and far more cringe than the guy people are making fun of in these threads?

[Anonymous No.18922366]

Cooper is so sad. Waldun had already achieved so much more than that petulant little man. Memes aside, Waldun is a continuing source of joy for many, and his commitment to a craft is genuinely inspiring.

[Anonymous No.18922374]

What is more emblematic of disgusting, meaningless effete performative-pseudo-intellectualism-as-homosexual-fashion-statement for cretins, that treat this site as reddit 2: the social experience where you can say nigger, than these threads?
>chink hapa faggot larping as an anglo
>forced nerdy fashion sense
>literary sounding pseudonym
>epic literary sounding title for his book
>blatantly shilling and attempting to “meme” himself
May you all be cursed to see the world through my eyes and despise yourselves for being the cattle that you are.
I will feast on your loosh

[Anonymous No.18922381]

>>18922366
>>18922352
>>18922324
>>18922273
>>18922265

cooper is in your walls

[Anonymous No.18922387]

Bros....

[Anonymous No.18922388]

Melbchads lets have a gang fight, Waldunchads vs Coopergoons.

[Anonymous No.18922395]

so pitiful seeing such pettiness, smallness, and jealousy. No matter. We Waldunchads will watch the review and defend our Waldun in the comments if need be

[Anonymous No.18922398]

Dammit Wadulchads, what do we do about this?

[Anonymous No.18922400]

>>18922364
And yet i'm published with a real publisher while he's a self published joke and wannabe...

[Anonymous No.18922404]

>>18922398
I'm gonna report KD to the WIDF.

[Anonymous No.18922408]

>>18922388
meet me out the front of stop 1 unimelb, waldunkek

[Anonymous No.18922409]

>>18922297
Now these proses flow sir...

[Anonymous No.18922412]

>>18922387
> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK ITSSSSSSSSSSSS SIIXXXXXXX FUCKINNNNGG THIRRRRRTY FOURRRRRR ITS COMING NOOOOOOOOOO WE CANT LET HIIIMMMM D O THIS TO MY WALLLLLLLDUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE.

[Anonymous No.18922415]

These threads have been ruined by the queers and the a-loggers.

[Anonymous No.18922416]

>>18922408
aight, can get kfc after.

[Anonymous No.18922420]

>>18922395
wouldn't be a Waldun thread without the seething gollum Cooper, forever jelly of Waldun's success

[Anonymous No.18922425]

>>18922415
The meme was getting stale after the 4th or 5th thread. After a while you need to retire a meme.

[Anonymous No.18922426]

>>18922415
ay you actually are from unimelb, what do u study mate

[Anonymous No.18922431]

I do not read in English. Is it normal to have a this type of sentence on every page?
>X happened as Y walked...
>as X happened, Y did...
>he did X as Y changed to...
As as as as as as as.
He writes like this on every single page. It looks weird to me, sounds quite retarded and rather artificial. Even the book starts with the indicator turned something as someone walked blah blah.

[Anonymous No.18922433]

>>18922426
meant for >>18922416

[Anonymous No.18922440]

>>18922426
I'm literally Waldun's classmate lmao

[Anonymous No.18922443]

>>18922400
>And yet i'm published with a real publisher while he's a self published joke and wannabe...

sure...

[Anonymous No.18922445]

>>18922440
have you kissed him?

[Anonymous No.18922447]

>>18922431
Life is a constant change from one state to another. Waldun knows this and translated it to prose.

[Anonymous No.18922450]

Under 20 minutes to go boys. Say your prayers Waldunchads.

[Anonymous No.18922453]

>>18922171
soon

[Anonymous No.18922455]

>>18922450
My anus is puckered and my mouth is ready

[Anonymous No.18922457]

These threads had a good run. It was only a matter of time before it went to shit. If there's any chance of restoring the glory of the early threads, stop responding to the gay clout chasing orbiterfags. Nobody gives a fuck about you.

[Anonymous No.18922458]

>>18922440
lucky you, I wish he'd take a phil subject

[Anonymous No.18922461]

>>18922443

[Anonymous No.18922462]

>>18922171
Who is this soiman?

[Anonymous No.18922463]

you guys think waldun will comment again under his video after getting btfoed or stay quiet this time round?

[Anonymous No.18922466]

>>18922453
kek

[Anonymous No.18922473]

>>18922457
When does the Waldun meme die?
When he stops writing and stops making youtube videos?
When will that be?
What if this goes on for the next thirty years?

[Anonymous No.18922474]

>>18922463
Stay quiet. /Lit/ got advanced notice of the review. One look at the comment section and he won't type a word.

[Anonymous No.18922476]

>>18922458
unimelb stemfag here. after kdbooks rips him a new one, maybe there's a chance Waldun gives up on literature once and for all and I see him in one of my classes.

[Anonymous No.18922477]

15 MINUTES WALDUNSISTERS

[Anonymous No.18922478]

>>18922457
Its what happens when newfags get exposed to Waldun, I have at least 1 year of Waldun studies and that should be the bare minimun to post here

[Anonymous No.18922480]

>>18922453
holy based

[Anonymous No.18922485]

>>18922458
I did great thinkers a few years back, and it seemed like most phil students took the diogones pill and stopped bathing lel.

[Anonymous No.18922487]

>>18922473
>When does the Waldun meme die?
probably when he releases a third book and its still shit, he'd be outed as a bad writer which would eventually reach his fans through other critics and then there would go his credibility in videos

[Anonymous No.18922496]

>>18922473
When does the Joyce meme end? When does the meme of Shakespeare end or the meme of Homer? It will end when society ends.

[Anonymous No.18922499]

>>18922485
I (cold) shower daily, don't lump me in with them

[Anonymous No.18922501]

>>18922453

[Anonymous No.18922502]

>>18922171
Waldunchads... WE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.18922509]

These threads aren't even funny. Stop shilling Waldun for free you fucking weirdos. This is beyond unhealthy for not just yourselves, but also Waldun. One day someone is going to read his book without knowing his popularity is ironic and they are going to say "it's garbage" and Walduns self esteem will die.

[Anonymous No.18922513]

>>18922478
I miss Waldun’s dark academia days. Comfy Waldun videos and comfy threads

[Anonymous No.18922514]

kdsisters, waldunchads have us flanked on every side. Is there any chance we come out of this unscathed?

[Anonymous No.18922518]

>>18922509
Isn't that a good thing? If he's so smug about his badly written work, why not show his retardation to the world and have a laugh?

[Anonymous No.18922531]

WALDUNBROS I'M FUCKING SCARED
WALDUNBROS I'M FUCKING SCARED
WALDUNBROS I'M FUCKING SCARED
WALDUNBROS I'M FUCKING SCARED
WALDUNBROS I'M FUCKING SCARED

[Anonymous No.18922534]

unimelbchads, just a quick reminder to take PHIL30024 with francois

[Anonymous No.18922538]

>>18922513
Same. Waldun threads were comfy back then, just checking a comfy thread and seeing all the familiar posters...but now it seems all eyes are on them. Comfybros what have we done?

[Anonymous No.18922543]

There's something terribly disturbed that a fat neckbeard reviewing a book by a lolcow is the literary event of the year.

[Anonymous No.18922548]

AHHHHHHHHHH 5 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.18922549]

The hour loometh

[Anonymous No.18922550]

5 minutes... there's still time right bros?

[Anonymous No.18922555]

>5 mins
5 mins
>5 mins
5 mins
>5 mins
5 mins
>5 mins
5 mins
>5 mins
5 mins
>5 mins
5 mins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18922556]

>>18922543
still better than reading middle aged women's booker prize drivel

[Anonymous No.18922558]

FIVE MORE MINUTES

[Anonymous No.18922560]

>>18922543
I dunno it seems pretty on brand for /lit/

[Anonymous No.18922562]

The breezes... they flow sir!

[Anonymous No.18922563]

>>18922555
>DIGITS
OH NO NO NO WALDUNBROS...IS IT OVER?

[Anonymous No.18922567]

It's been an honour waldunposting with you lads

[Anonymous No.18922570]

dubs and Waldun receives a perfect ten

[Anonymous No.18922572]

>>18922543
Kd is a chad. Confidence + big dick

[Anonymous No.18922579]

>>18922562
I’d love to see the original manuscript. Do my fellow Waldun scholars reckon the editors rewrote most of it?

[Anonymous No.18922581]

>>18922567
And you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18922582]

SIXTY SECONDS TAP THE FUCK IN

[Anonymous No.18922584]

The time is upon us

[Anonymous No.18922585]

WALDUNBROS I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.18922587]

ONE MORE MINUTE

https://youtu.be/3GyChCD3rdA

[Anonymous No.18922588]

60 SECONDS WALDUNCHADS! I'LL SEE YOU LADS ON THE OTHER SIDE

[Anonymous No.18922596]

so it begins

[Anonymous No.18922597]

>>18922579
The editors barely read it.

[Anonymous No.18922601]

Wtf did the Waldun army hack it in real time?

[Anonymous No.18922604]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18922608]

>>18922604
Ruined it with the zoomer speak

[Anonymous No.18922609]

kino intro

[Anonymous No.18922610]

>>18922579
I wonder how much money Waldun gave to those scam artist. $1,000? $5,000? How much did he give so they can do basic spellcheck on the draft?

[Anonymous No.18922613]

the absolute madlad

[Anonymous No.18922614]

Anyone just seeing geometric shapes with music

[Anonymous No.18922619]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INTRO AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18922621]

Yeah, these proses is dedicated
To all the 4chan goons that told me I'd never amount to nothin'
To all the people that lived above the H&M that I was doin' beat poetry in front of
Called the kdbooks on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter (it's all good)
And all the niggas in the struggle
You know what I'm sayin'? It's all good, baby baby
It was all a dream, I used to read LitPub magazine
Jay n Jaidyn and Ila up in the limousine
Hangin' proses on my wall
Every Saturday prose attack, Mr. Magic, van gough
I let my type rock 'til my type popped
Smokin' weed in Bambu, sippin' on Private Stock
Way back, when I had the red and black tweed jack'
With the specs to match
Remember DFW? Duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that beatniks would take it this far
Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat bok choy for dinner
Peace to Jimmie Joyce, brother Speare
OG jeff, homeboy homer
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
Call the crib, same number, same hood
It's all good (It's all good)
And if you don't know, now you know, nigga

[Anonymous No.18922623]

THE DEATH OF WALDUN (scored by Hans Zimmer)

[Anonymous No.18922624]

>>18922613
Waldunchads... we lost

[Anonymous No.18922626]

it's starting!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18922628]

Bros we're witnessing the literary event that will define the 21st century... I feel so blessed

Generations to come will talk of the end of the Waldunian movement

[Anonymous No.18922631]

That fucking Ghost t-shirt

[Anonymous No.18922632]

Someone DMCA this man!

[Anonymous No.18922639]

>>18922613
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS WORSE

[Anonymous No.18922640]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA he's gonna fucking destroy him lads

[Anonymous No.18922643]

OH NO NO NO WALDUNBROS ITS ALREADY OVER

[Anonymous No.18922645]

He's killing him, lads.

[Anonymous No.18922646]

>I'm going to RIP this book apart because you're RIPPING people off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK WALDUNCHADS! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[Anonymous No.18922647]

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[Anonymous No.18922649]

its so fucking over

[Anonymous No.18922651]

MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S MURDER IT'S

[Anonymous No.18922654]

ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.18922655]

RELEASE THE NAMES WALDUN

[Anonymous No.18922657]

he's killing this lil nigga

[Anonymous No.18922660]

This is it; this is the definitive retroactive refutation of Waldun.

[Anonymous No.18922661]

>people expected him to go soft
>they said he would be merciful
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18922664]

WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER WALDUN WILL NEVER RECOVER

[Anonymous No.18922665]

WALDUNCHADS. PRESERVE ALL WALDUN TEXTS.

[Anonymous No.18922667]

my fucking sides rn

[Anonymous No.18922668]

Did we really miss an error in the title? Where is the accent on the e

[Anonymous No.18922669]

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.18922672]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS A MURDER

[Anonymous No.18922673]

STOP THE COUNT

STOP THE COUNT

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.18922674]

>>18922668
yes
no accent
for this crime he must be taken outside and shot in the head

[Anonymous No.18922680]

RC WALDUN, TAKE YOUR BOOK DOWN

[Anonymous No.18922681]

>He quoted neil gaiman
Oh my god. This is murder.

[Anonymous No.18922682]

SANDMANGODCHADS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.18922683]

QUOTED NEIL GAIMAN

[Anonymous No.18922686]

>>18922681
reminds me of bluespike telling chris chan to shove his medallion up his ass

[Anonymous No.18922687]

IT’S A NEIL GAIMAN QUOTE KEK

[Anonymous No.18922688]

I'm fucking dying bros... my sides can't take it

[Anonymous No.18922689]

> NEIL GAIMAN WHAT THE FUCK HE QUOTED NEIL GAIMAN??????????? NONOONOONONOONO THIS CANT BE TRUEEEEE NOMONONONONONONONONOLNONO

[Anonymous No.18922691]

>>18922673
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18922693]

>>18922673
KEK

[Anonymous No.18922697]

Please stop

He's already dead

[Anonymous No.18922698]

Wldun eternally btfo.
This is it waldunchads, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.18922699]

he's being too mean desu it's not fun anymore

[Anonymous No.18922700]

NOT THE DOUBLE-RODS

[Anonymous No.18922702]

>>18922699
seethe waldun

[Anonymous No.18922705]

>>18922673

[Anonymous No.18922707]

>>18922689
no joke this is making me feel REALLY fuckin good about myself

[Anonymous No.18922708]

>>18922699
Unironically this, he's also too obsessed about things being factual or whatever. There is probably lots to criticize about this book, but what he's talking about could probably be applied to many great works of literature.

[Anonymous No.18922710]

>>18922705
I chuckled

[Anonymous No.18922712]

>>18922699
Kill urself walduncuck

[Anonymous No.18922714]

>>18922705
christ you're fast

[Anonymous No.18922718]

SELF IMMOLATE IN PROTEST OF THIS MASSACRE.

[Anonymous No.18922719]

>>18922708
Most great works of literature fucking sucks as well. KDBooks is doing nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.18922720]

>>18922708
It's okay to cry waldun

[Anonymous No.18922721]

>hurr durr plot holes
Lmao only plebs read for the plot.

[Anonymous No.18922724]

>>18922721
Waldun only cares about the plot though

[Anonymous No.18922728]

>p'ants
>s'weet

[Anonymous No.18922730]

We are winning waldunchads. This fstso got nothikg on our boy. It's all shitty criticisms

[Anonymous No.18922732]

S'weet Jesus, he went after the apostrophes.

[Anonymous No.18922735]

H'OLY SH'IT I''M C'R'Y'I'NG

[Anonymous No.18922736]

>>18922730
holy COPE

[Anonymous No.18922737]

lmao som'eone got f'iltered

[Anonymous No.18922738]

the french thing my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.18922739]

>>18922732
It's ok to cry, anon.

[Anonymous No.18922740]

How long until Waldun takes down the book?

[Anonymous No.18922742]

Eddington reads On the Road

Oh God

[Anonymous No.18922746]

Can someone sell their copy of The Learned Disguise on Ebay or sth? I'd pay like 30$

[Anonymous No.18922749]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT DIALOGUE

[Anonymous No.18922751]

Common Sense?

[Anonymous No.18922757]

COMMON SENSE

[Anonymous No.18922758]

Plato is strangely quiet since l'academie dropped.

[Anonymous No.18922760]

>>18922737
k'ek

[Anonymous No.18922766]

>>18922758
kek

[Anonymous No.18922767]

Jesus christ waldun is so trashy

[Anonymous No.18922768]

>never bothered the ask

[Anonymous No.18922769]

>>18922746
It's on b&n for $5, ebook

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m1ddXBIvnyBwPgGJ_Qz9C7sxeF8GtZWx/view

[Anonymous No.18922770]

>>18922758
Zoomer meme

[Anonymous No.18922775]

damn this was a flogging and a half. I hope Waldun doesn't watch this

[Anonymous No.18922776]

>he misspelled his own title
This is so embarrassing. Waldun on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.18922778]

HE'S PUTTING A HEX ON WALDUN

[Anonymous No.18922780]

[Anonymous No.18922781]

OH NO NO NO NO A ZERO

[Anonymous No.18922782]

>>18922776
aside from spelling errors he has made no real complaints
probably a really good book when you run it through spell check

[Anonymous No.18922784]

>>18922758
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18922785]

>>18922780
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18922787]

Waldunchads... This is too mean...

[Anonymous No.18922789]

>>18922776
It's so Waldunian

[Anonymous No.18922791]

WAIT. THE CHARACTERS QUOTE SHAKESPEARE DURING FIGHT SCENES?

[Anonymous No.18922792]

>>18922780
here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.18922796]

I'm shaking

[Anonymous No.18922800]

Cmon the title isnt misspelled its a stylistic choice. The apostrophes are him taking the piss

[Anonymous No.18922803]

>>18922787
Only the strong survive

[Anonymous No.18922804]

WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM WALDUN BLOCKED HIM

[Anonymous No.18922806]

Ila lied about being kicked out of the coffee shop?

WALDUN BLOCKED HIM ON INSTA

[Anonymous No.18922808]

Lmao fatso seething. Waldunchads, we won.

[Anonymous No.18922809]

>>18922171
Imagine getting filtered to this level.

[Anonymous No.18922811]

he blocked him fuck

[Anonymous No.18922812]

WALDUNCHADS..... DID WADLUN REALLY BLOCK HIM?

[Anonymous No.18922813]

Kek... Just a reminder he also buttblasted that Scifi Fantasy booktuber too

[Anonymous No.18922815]

>>18922804
>>18922806
llll;mmmmmmaoaoaoo rofoflorlrolofloflolololorlrolor

[Anonymous No.18922819]

ZERO OUT OF TEN?!?!?!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18922821]

show is over bros

[Anonymous No.18922823]

BIG FAT GOLDEN GOOSE EGG THAT YOU CAN SIT ON

[Anonymous No.18922826]

>>18922813
https://youtu.be/TKOPbzHNLiU

[Anonymous No.18922827]

A ZERO OMFG

[Anonymous No.18922829]

>>18922813
He btfo'd daniel greene too? I have to see that

[Anonymous No.18922830]

THE 0? IT ENDED.

[Anonymous No.18922831]

that was brutal... the proses...

[Anonymous No.18922832]

that was everything I could have possibly hoped for
IT'S FUCKING OVER WALDUNTHUDS

[Anonymous No.18922835]

>>18922811
DEEP LORE

[Anonymous No.18922836]

That's a wrap bros. Let's see if Waldun musters the courage to hazard a response.

[Anonymous No.18922837]

It's over ...

it's finally over ...

why was he so mean bros

[Anonymous No.18922840]

HOW IS WALDUN GOING TO REPLY

[Anonymous No.18922843]

fucking hell that was brutal

[Anonymous No.18922844]

Filtered.

[Anonymous No.18922845]

i think thats the end of waldunposting forever

[Anonymous No.18922849]

Was that it? Looks like we can rest easy Waldunchads. It is patently obvious that this hack got filtered

[Anonymous No.18922854]

>>18922845
I want to believe this but cancers aren't easily killed

[Anonymous No.18922855]

>>18922844
>>18922849
>MUH FILTERED
i't's o'ver

[Anonymous No.18922856]

Common Sense?

[Anonymous No.18922857]

waldun rn

[Anonymous No.18922860]

>Imagine being a Walduncuck right now

[Anonymous No.18922861]

Waldunchads..... what are we going to do bros......

[Anonymous No.18922862]

>>18922171
ngl I'd rope if I was waldun, or atleast deeply consider it rn.

[Anonymous No.18922863]

just sat down with a box of maltesers cabt wait to watch :DDD

[Anonymous No.18922865]

I will not accept this. It can't end like this.

[Anonymous No.18922867]

>misspelled the title
FUCK
>shitty grammar that five editors put together couldn't fix
FUCK
>shitty fart-huffing dialogue
FUCK
>ham-fisted message about reading
FUCK
>characters are are far more pretentious than waldy
FUCK
>they quote shakespeare in fight scenes
FUCK
>three pages just for a character to ask "what's your name?"
FUCK
>gets several historical events wrong
FUCK
>shitty abrupt ending
FUCK
>characters literally spell out the message of the book
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

[Anonymous No.18922868]

>never a pleasure to burn
Waldunchads… I think I’m a KDBro now

[Anonymous No.18922870]

5 days until L'Academie, r-r-right comfy.png pepe bro? :(

[Anonymous No.18922871]

>>18922856
I didnt understand that part. What was common sense? It's not like Ed guessed the name Thomas after the dude calling himself Tom. What did he mean by
>common sense

[Anonymous No.18922874]

waldun must actually be the biggest narcissist in the world, after blocking kd, the 5 editors thing etc

[Anonymous No.18922875]

>>18922862
this but unironically
his face and real name is tied to this shit

[Anonymous No.18922876]

>muh grammar
>muh spelling
lmao he has the cultural appreciation of a Microsoft Word spell checker

[Anonymous No.18922878]

why is this kid being bullied? was he being a piece of shit or something.

[Anonymous No.18922879]

I still can't get over the fact that the title has a spelling mistake bros...

[Anonymous No.18922884]

Walduncucks on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.18922885]

>>18922875
I know, I was being unironic as well

[Anonymous No.18922886]

>Le plot holes
Eternal bugman strikes

[Anonymous No.18922887]

someone posted the reading and writing hotline number in the chat kek

[Anonymous No.18922890]

>>18922871
Thomas Payne, writer of Common Sense you tard

[Anonymous No.18922892]

Fuck this stupid fat fuck waldun workd his ass off for 2 years!!! And his editors were fucking brutal!! so if this KD idiot was being sincere he would know that that there was work put in and it wasn't just for the money, it was for a vision. This went beyond a review, infact it wasn't a review, it was a hitpiece mixed in with nitpicking because thats all this idiot can do. Also he missed tthe point of lacademie, fucking idiot.
>>18922804
>>18922806
Based, Fuck that asshole, no reason to associate with that asshole when all he does is try to foolow on his coatails. It's obvious hes a leech.

[Anonymous No.18922893]

how do you lads know waldun blocked him? havent watched it yet but surely he didnt preemptively block him?

[Anonymous No.18922894]

>>18922862
>>18922875
Same, this isn't funny, I can't even imagine being tied to something like this for eternity.

[Anonymous No.18922895]

>>18922886
Sorry waldunchad, there's no coming back

[Anonymous No.18922896]

>>18922879
How did none of us pick up on that?

[Anonymous No.18922897]

>>18922870
L'Académie

[Anonymous No.18922902]

WALDUN, TAKE YOUR BOOK DOWN

[Anonymous No.18922905]

>>18922893
they had agreed for KD to proofread in instagram DMs, then Waldun blocked him. I think that was the context, no reason given.

[Anonymous No.18922907]

>>18922896
Bc it is unimportant

[Anonymous No.18922908]

>>18922897
Only two ways out. rope or come out as a troll.

[Anonymous No.18922911]

God fucking damn it. I'm going to have to go turbo mode to finish this Learned Disguise review by September. I'll defend Waldun's honor myself if I have to

https://youtu.be/JN0p0nJU8Po

[Anonymous No.18922914]

>>18922893
Kdb said in his video

[Anonymous No.18922916]

>>18922171
>NOOOOOO I CAN'T FIND THE SAUCE OF THE MILTON QUOTE NOOOOO MUST...RESEARCH!!!

[Anonymous No.18922917]

>>18922897
>é
AIIIIIIIIIIIII'''''''''''IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHU'T U'P SHU'T UP' 'S'HU'T' 'U'P' 'S'H'U'T'' 'U'P' 'S'H'U'T 'U'P' 'M'O'T'H'E'R'F'U'C'K'E'R' 'I'T'''S' 'W'A''L'D'U'N'I'A'N' 'Y'O'U' 'D'O'N'''T' 'F'U'C'K'I'N'G' 'G'E'T' 'I'T'!'!'!'!!' 'F'A'C'T'S'!'!'!!!

[Anonymous No.18922919]

>>18922907
sure, it's just a spelling mistake. But in the fucking title of the book??

[Anonymous No.18922924]

>>18922911
Thank you Sneed. Us waldunchads are greatly indebted to you

[Anonymous No.18922927]

>THE TITLE HE WROTE IT WRONG

[Anonymous No.18922928]

>>18922917
kek

[Anonymous No.18922930]

>>18922916
>NOOOOOOO NOT MY AUTHORINOOOOOOOO THE ACCURATE HISTORYRINOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18922931]

HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY ARE YOU NIGGERS WORKING WITH????

[Anonymous No.18922932]

>>18922916
>>18922927
the absolute COPE coming from thuds

[Anonymous No.18922936]

>>18922931
like 3, tops

[Anonymous No.18922939]

HE RIPPED THIS BOOK APART BROS

[Anonymous No.18922941]

[Anonymous No.18922942]

this is very funny

[Anonymous No.18922945]

i was watching the focault chomsky debate earlier and i couldn't keep up
felt really stupid

but now, seeing how waldun quoted a comic book and attributed it to milton, i feel pretty damned smart

thanks, waldun

[Anonymous No.18922946]

>>18922907
>>18922919
More than a spelling mistake, it speaks volumes on Waldun's inability to either copy paste or use an alt code for É. He can take pride on 2 years writing, 5 drafts, at the end of the day the mistake in the title sticks out to contradict him.

[Anonymous No.18922949]

>>18922945
Damn I miss her so much.

[Anonymous No.18922951]

The Waldunchads have buried themselves in so many layers of irony they've actually started seriously defending Waldun.

[Anonymous No.18922952]

>>18922931
I love waldun. He's cringe (like all asians), but he's a sweet kid.

[Anonymous No.18922955]

welp time to add "waldun" to the filter list, so long friends

[Anonymous No.18922959]

>>18922955
so long waldunbr- oh....

[Anonymous No.18922962]

This meme is dead until Waldun retorts, which he won't. So, see ya frens

[Anonymous No.18922964]

>>18922951
kek this

[Anonymous No.18922970]

>>18922171
History will have the last word, scholars will laugh at our generations failure to venerate Waldun as the genius he is.

[Anonymous No.18922971]

I remember saying a week ago this book might be good. Boy was I wrong lol. Also Matt if you're reading this, fuck you you pompous asshole I hope Waldun fucks you in the ass tonight.

[Anonymous No.18922972]

>>18922942
kek

[Anonymous No.18922974]

The fate of writers is the joy of critics

[Anonymous No.18922976]

[Anonymous No.18922979]

>>18922621
Lol, thats hilarious

[Anonymous No.18922980]

>>18922878
plz answer

[Anonymous No.18922982]

>>18922974
kek

[Anonymous No.18922984]

*Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting*
Gather round gentlemen, gather round. I'd like to call this meeting to order.
Would you all please stand and join me in singing the Waldun Society Hymn.
*Ahem*
Waldunchads, Waldunchads, Waldunchads, my friends.
On these boards we sing our tones, we're brothers til the end.
We like Waldun's yellow-face.
We think he's number one.
Our seed we want him to taste.
We want to pound his buns.
Lovely buns, lovely buns. Held so firm and high.
If we don't pound those lovely buns, us Waldunchads will die.
Some want their proses full of zest.
Some like a word-picture spun.
But E.S.L grammar is the best.
When it's done by like Waldun.
Waldun, Waldun, full of Oriental charm.
Read your flowing proses to me.
Please take me in your arms.
Jay is in the library hall.
Waldunchads are stroking their pipe.
Jaidyn is sucking Waldun's balls.
And Waldun starts to type.
Waldun, Waldun, anytime you call. Waldun make you warm. Winter, Spring, or Fall

[Anonymous No.18922985]

>>18922171
why does he write so bad though? Like he writes worse than a undergrad or a highschooler with a somewhat interest in writing. The dialogue is sooo awful probably the worst of all things like nobody talks like that

[Anonymous No.18922987]

>>18922974
kek but why is shinji green

[Anonymous No.18922989]

Does anyone have the infamous portrait and “social critique” quote ??

[Anonymous No.18922991]

I think this guy just hates Chinese people. There is no reason why he should be seething this much. He's very obsessed with Waldun too and it's kind of creepy. Waldun had proof readers and editors and he had other people read and they all liked it so isn't kind of strange that the only person who hates waldun's work is this guy all the time? I watched his review of Dan (cool guy) and he's just negative again. Why? Probably coping with his lack of fame, fatness, uglyness, wit, ect. with attacking bigger and better people than he. Waldun is just a better person than him and no amount of fools on 4chan or fat walsh idiots is going to change that. Dimb leech.

[Anonymous No.18922992]

>tfw my book is already better than this shit by a mile and it's still unedited
I am going to make it, bros.

[Anonymous No.18922993]

>>18922987
Shinji is supposed to be 4chan anons and Asuka is supposed to be KDBooks

[Anonymous No.18922996]

>>18922987
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18922998]

>>18922971
The guy who wrote "the matriarch vehicularly escorts the nubile infants from point a, home, to point b, school." ? Because if so, yes, fuck him.

[Anonymous No.18922999]

>>18922974
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.18923004]

>300 replies
>50 posters
>mostly frogspam
So, am I right in the assumption that this is just a shitposting e-celeb general and no one cares about this meme book? Or is there actual merit to it?

[Anonymous No.18923005]

>>18922985
he is ESL i'm 99% sure and he intellectual postures in everyway possible but isen't talented enough to pull it off

[Anonymous No.18923008]

>>18922999
MY LITERAY CAREER COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18923015]

>>18922952
This

[Anonymous No.18923016]

>>18922993
jej that makes no sense well done anon

[Anonymous No.18923018]

>>18923005
being an ESL doesn't change anything, Joseph Conrad was an ESL
waldun is just retarded

[Anonymous No.18923021]

>>18922991
>I th'ink th'is g'uy j'ust h'ates Chines'e pe'ople. 'Th'e're is no' 're'a'son' why' he 's'hou'l'd' be s'e'et'h'in'g 'thi's' m'uc'h'.' 'H'e'''s' v'e'r'y' 'ob's'e's's'e'd' w'i't'h' 'W'a'ld'u'n' 't'o'o' 'a'n'd i't''s' 'kin'd' o'f 'cr'e'ep'y. Waldun' had' 'proo'f rea'ders and' ed'itors an'd he' ha'd 'other 'peo'ple' r'e'ad' 'an'd' 'th'e'y 'all' 'lik'e'd' 'it 's'o 'i's''n''t' 'k'i'nd' o'f' 'st'r'a'n'g'e' 'tha't' the' 'on'l'y' p'e'rs'o'n' 'w''ho h'a'te's' 'wa'l'du'n's' 'w'or'k i's 't'his gu'y' a'l'l t'h'e 'ti'me'?'

[Anonymous No.18923025]

New thread pls

[Anonymous No.18923027]

KD actually made a good point at the end. No one in Waldun's circle is going to tell him the truth. When he talked about his girlfriend being unable to stop reading because of how good it was, and the lavish praise his other friends have given him online, it shows that no one gives him the kick up the ass he needs.
KD may be able to end Waldun's delusion and set him on the path to becoming a maybe sort of possibly kinda ok-ish writer.

[Anonymous No.18923032]

He's definitely gonna take down the L'academie release video right?

[Anonymous No.18923033]

>Bara Welsh Man destroys bottoms chinese twink for 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.18923037]

>>18923004
given that nobody could answer my question >>18922878 it appears so

[Anonymous No.18923038]

>pic related is ancient lore
something tells me they aren't going to be having a fun exchange and laugh about all this later bros...

[Anonymous No.18923041]

>>18923018
Nabokov too lmao, Waldun simply lacks the talent to write something good. It happens to virtually every literature lover, but pretty much all of us have the self awareness to notice it before publishing trash.

[Anonymous No.18923047]

>>18923027
This. That said, it might just make him commit cos he'll realise everyone in his life, including his girlfriend, is lying to him 24/7 and stoking his delusions so that they can cash in on some of his clout. It it were me I'd be on suicide watch, cut everyone off and move to a different city.

[Anonymous No.18923049]

>>18923027
this.
His criticism was harsh but accurate.

[Anonymous No.18923050]

>>18923027
Wally will just dig in deeper with his sycophants. This will not be a learning experience for him

[Anonymous No.18923054]

I cannot believe page 152 is real.

[Anonymous No.18923055]

Why didn't guys gf Ila Rise tell him about his flawed book? She's a lit student and works at a bookshop

[Anonymous No.18923056]

>>18923032
He’s taken down the Dark Academia videos. Now that he got btfo, he will take down the neo-romantic Beats videos. What will his new phase be like?

[Anonymous No.18923058]

>>18923037
go cry somewhere else, you dumb nigger. It's all just a joke, you just seem to be a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.18923062]

>>18923055
exactly, she's not just some random person off the street!

[Anonymous No.18923063]

>>18923054
was that the dialogue with the name asking?
Holy fuck it sounded so ridiculously bad

[Anonymous No.18923064]

>>18923055
he has a gf? wtf?

[Anonymous No.18923066]

>>18923056
Sartre style existentialism

[Anonymous No.18923067]

>>18923055
girls will always tell you your shit is good
yet never tell you what they even liked about it
and if you press them to say what was good/bad they get all offended and shit
it's pointless; they read for the feeling of connecting with you and don't even see the words that enter their eyes for the most part

[Anonymous No.18923068]

>>18923055
she also may have cucked waldun so there you go

[Anonymous No.18923069]

>>18923038
> Dont [sic; missing the apostrophe kek] read it man.
He was shitting himself even then lmao, he could literally feel his energy. This can't be real lol.

[Anonymous No.18923071]

>>18923050
absolutely this 100%
the kind of retards that buy into waldun's posturing bullshit are the exact kind that will praise him regardless just "for trying"
he will make his money and continue to influence retards with his shallow videos and never have to seriously think past his own pretension
sad really but wcyd

[Anonymous No.18923073]

WELLNESS CHECK ON WALDUNCHADS

[Anonymous No.18923074]

>>18923058
huh? why are you so angry.

[Anonymous No.18923080]

>>18923063
>"How did you know my -"
>"Common Sense"

[Anonymous No.18923082]

>>18923055
pic?
>>18923068
source?

[Anonymous No.18923086]

>>18923064
Female partner

[Anonymous No.18923090]

>>18923086
found her insta and holy cringe, these people give larpers a bad name.

[Anonymous No.18923096]

>>18923082
He talks about it in his L'academie release video. As for the cucking, it's one samefag bringing this up over and over again. Never happened

[Anonymous No.18923099]

>>18923082
her name is Ila Rose, Waldun follows her on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQGBjLQr-tj/

[Anonymous No.18923100]

>>18923082
look how happy he looks bros...

[Anonymous No.18923106]

>>18923054
>>18923063
>>18923080

[Anonymous No.18923107]

>>18923100
does she stand by her man after this??

[Anonymous No.18923110]

>>18923100
BWAHAHAHAHA
goddamn I feel sorry for the lil nigga tho fr fr

[Anonymous No.18923113]

>>18923106
probably the worst page i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.18923118]

>>18923106
fuck me, Waldun sucks at dialogue (and everything else)

[Anonymous No.18923123]

>>18923106
>He'd never know
Classic Waldunism

[Anonymous No.18923124]

>>18923106
Chapter 7 is the worst chapter overall, but this might be the worst page

[Anonymous No.18923130]

How does Jaidyn feel about this book?

[Anonymous No.18923132]

imagine waldun dedicating this book to you
ila must be embarrassed

[Anonymous No.18923135]

>>18923107
of course, she's a literature student and a bookseller just like him.

[Anonymous No.18923136]

>>18923123
Doesn't this imply that The Man of History isn't really named Thomas?

[Anonymous No.18923138]

>>18923106
"The Man of History" is such a dumb title to give to a character. It makes me laugh every time.
>Is that... N-no... it cant be! It's the man of history!

[Anonymous No.18923142]

>>18922721
Sir... yes, sir! That's it! We read for the proses!

[Anonymous No.18923143]

>>18923132
I feel bad for Milton. Imagine having such a shit quote attributed to you

[Anonymous No.18923146]

>>18923136
I think he meant to type "He'd never known".
Given that the sentence also has the phrase "bothered the ask", I think it's likely just another grammatical error (a very Waldunian technique)

[Anonymous No.18923157]

>>18923106
here's 151, looking for the fight scene pages where they quote shakespeare now

[Anonymous No.18923163]

>>18922171
come someone make the FINAL thread of waldunposting.

number 10 is the last one.

It's unironically over.

[Anonymous No.18923164]

>>18923138
reminder that according to walduncanon the man of history looks like nic cage
now imagine him in the climax, running around headbutting tom holland and flipping through a stack of books (hamlet among them) which he quotes from, cackling maniacally

[Anonymous No.18923165]

it's actually just Sad. He's the very definition of a pseud, surrounded by pseud friends in a world entirely created by his pseud delusion.

How the fuck can he ever ecover from this?

[Anonymous No.18923166]

>>18923163
jannies have deleted them before, when the last one was still active. I'd do it, but I'd rather wait till this one has nearly archived.

[Anonymous No.18923169]

>>18923157
>looking for the fight scene pages where they quote shakespeare now
it's right at the end, in the bunker where tom goes insane and dies

[Anonymous No.18923170]

>>18923106
>>18923157
God, this is garbage.

[Anonymous No.18923174]

Does anyone have the infamous discord message where he says something like "i'm finally out of that delusion" from like a year ago?

[Anonymous No.18923175]

>>18923106
still have no idea what this means

[Anonymous No.18923177]

>>18923138
kek
he obviously just knows of the ministry of truth etc. from 1984 and somehow thought the naming scheme could apply to people as well as institutions, but it sounds absolutely cringe

[Anonymous No.18923179]

>>18923164
Waldun is working the wrong medium. Imagine watching this scene in a theater. Would probably be the best scene in cinema

[Anonymous No.18923181]

>>18923165
he's not even a pseud. pseuds act smug about post-structuralism and long, unreadable novels. waldun's interest in literature extends no further than to 'storytelling'

[Anonymous No.18923185]

>>18923165
by ignoring any criticism and basking in the continued support of his dogshit pseud fanbase while raking in their money
he absolutely has no reason to ever acknowledge any criticism of his writing when people will pay him to larp as an acedemic on youtube

[Anonymous No.18923186]

>>18923179
l'académie would probably be a kino anime

[Anonymous No.18923187]

NEW THREAD
>>18923178
>>18923178

[Anonymous No.18923222]

>>18923068
>she also may have cucked waldun
With anon?

[Anonymous No.18923262]

Bros, I slept in. Just watched the review now. Holy fuck...

[Anonymous No.18923277]

>>18923262
it's unironically over for Waldun

[Anonymous No.18923412]

>>18923146
Seemingly... or is this simply a stroke of the Waldunian g'enius? Page 152 forces the reader to take a stance: is the narrator reliable or not? From the very beginning -- the infamous Milton-quote -- this question is obvious to the attentive ones. And here, finally, we've reached the cathartic moment: "He'd never know the mans name and never bother the ask." Yet, paradoxically, right after the Eddingtonian utterance we get the man's name. The man's name is Thomas. The Man of History is a doubting Thomas. Paine? Yes, the pain(e) you're feeling is that of cognitive dissonance. Use your Common Sense! A classic case of the Waldunesque use of reductio ad absurdum. Is The Man of His-story named Thomas or not? From what point of view are we supposed to read this story? Are we to side with Eddington or The Regime?

[Anonymous No.18923424]

>>18923412
Great example of the Eddington Window

[Anonymous No.18923440]

>>18923412
FUCK. Waldun has embarrassed me again. I came for the king... and I missed.

[Anonymous No.18923779]

we got too fucking cocky bros

[Anonymous No.18923830]

>>18922911
Godspeed Sneed.

[Anonymous No.18923893]

>>18923132
kek

[Anonymous No.18924889]

>this thread is still up, along with two subsequent discussion threads
Waldunchads cannot be stopped

[Anonymous No.18925061]

Welsh fool missed the mythopoetic nature of L'ACADEMIE

[Anonymous No.18925068]

Two fully bump limited threads slowly sinking
It's beautiful