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Pseud check.

List 5 novels/fiction books from different countries you read to prove you are not a pseud.

>> No.18914795

Can't. I only ever read Italian literature. Post more jezebels.

>> No.18914796

Call of the Crocodile
Ulysses
The Quran
A Night at the Roxbury
Mario Kart 64

>> No.18914816 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
Name of the qt?

>> No.18914852

>>18914789
The Iliad
Metamorphoses
The Sorrows of Young Werther
King Lear
Crime an Punishment

>> No.18914919
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>>18914789
Kokoro
Lolita
As I lay dying
To the lighthouse
Tales of the golden tortoise

>> No.18914936 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
Why do they do that dumb shit with their tongue? God I fucking hate zoomers.

>> No.18914949 [DELETED] 

>>18914936
You want to fuck her, don’t lie

>> No.18914950 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
but i don't think of girls want to date me. i don't think any girl wants to date me

>> No.18914952

Wole Söyinka - The Bacchae of Euripides (Nigeria)
Robert Graves - The Greek Myths (Mallorca [sp])
Tove Jansson - Fair Play (Finland)
Jorge Luis Borges - Labyrinths (Argentina)
Marguerite Yourcenar - Memoirs of Hadrian (Belgium)
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Iphigenia in Tauris (Germany)
Stendhal - The Res and the Black (France)
Mary Renault - The King Must Die (South Africa)

I cannot be held responsible for the original homeland of the author, the language first published or where they wrote the damn thing.
I’m sure I must have read a Canadian by now…

>> No.18914962

>>18914789
robin crusoe
dracula
crime and punishment
a whole stack of jack higgins
the stranger
The Iliad

>> No.18914969

>>18914936
Animé kultchur

>>18914952
And
Franz Kafka - The Castle (Kingdom of Bohemia)
José Saramago - Blindness (Portugal)
Mikhail Lermontov - A Hero of Our Time (Russia)

>> No.18914990

>>18914789
hundred years in solitude
the kite runner
1984
sidartha
the stranger

i barely even read, you shoulda said like 20 countries, that'd be funnier

>> No.18914993

>>18914789
>The Blind Owl (Iran)
>The Rings of Saturn (Germany)
>The Bridge on the Drina (Yugoslavia)
>The Moon and the Bonfire (Italy)
>The Book of Ebenezer Le Page (England)

>> No.18914997

The Mill On The Floss
Inherent Vice
The Growth Of The Soil
The Stranger
3 Theban Plays (this count?)

>> No.18915022 [DELETED] 

>>18914816
diseased_whore01

>> No.18915026

>>18914993
Based

>> No.18915047

Call of the Crocodile
The Iliad
The Blind Owl
The Bacchae of Euripides
crime and punishment

>> No.18915055

>>18915022
Nobody asked ya

>> No.18915059

>>18914990
>hundred years in solitude
>i barely even read

It sure does show, retard.

>> No.18915065

>>18915055
someone did tho

>> No.18915071

>>18915055
I did, bitch. I really want her name

>> No.18915095 [DELETED] 

>>18914949
Sure but that's because of her body. The weird schizo tongue shit is more of a turn off than anything.

>> No.18915102 [DELETED] 

>>18914816
>>18915071
Ebba Akerlund from Sweden

>> No.18915128

Moby Dick (Massachusetts)
Huckleberry Finn (Missouri/Connecticut)
As I Lay Dying (Mississippi)
The Great Gatsby (New York)
Blood Meridian (Tennessee)

>> No.18915130

Good morning

>> No.18915133

>>18915071
You didn’t ask him to lie to you

>> No.18915220

>>18915133
Honest question, and I ask with no malice.
You know that tripping to cultivate an identity is frowned upon in chan culture. You know that being the sole poster in a thread with a "username" comes off as extremely obnoxious and is counter to the spirit of the site. The anonymity is what makes a chan-style site unique and you're essentially abusing everyone else's goodwill because being the only person tripping makes you stand out more than if everyone did it. My question is, why don't you care? Do you refuse to believe that most people find your presence irritating, or think that the fact you're disliked is purely because you're a woman or allegedly a troon? Is your desire for attention simply stronger than your sense of guilt or shame? Or do you actively enjoy being an irritating presence -- intentionally trolling?

>> No.18915270

>>18914789
Moby Dick
Mereka Bilang Saya Monyet (short story comp)
Crime and puniishment
Dubliners
The Inferno

>> No.18915292 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
Why do I want to punch her in the face? I hope she gets r*aped by a horde of Somalis instead desu.

>> No.18915343 [DELETED] 

>>18914919
carefully crafted and preserved for bwc

>> No.18915347

This isn't as difficult as OP makes it out to be. Didn't say America doesn't count so:
Catcher in the Rye
The Odyssey
The Picture of Dorian Gray
All Quiet on the Western Front
Heart of a Dog
The 5th might be tough but I think most schools cover at least 4 books from different "countries"

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>>18915220
You know, I’ve told you hundreds of times, you KNOW this CULTure of yours stems from /b/. This is why ever board becomes just like /b/ in the end.

And I don’t care, pseud.

>> No.18915467 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
>Why you shouldn't date sex crazed OF girls
Don't tell me what to do, nibba. But I would know where to even begin finding one.

>> No.18915470

>>18915467
Wouldn't even know*

>> No.18915472

>>18914789
Trilce
Rayuela
Don Quijote
Canto General
Pedro Páramo

>> No.18915485

>>18914789
Der Zauberberg in German
Sult in Norwegian
Don Quijote in Spanish
Röda Rummet in Swedish
Hamlet in English
Lykke-Per in Danish

>> No.18915493

>>18915485
>Norwegian, Swedish, Danish
Nice try Scandifag, but we all know those are the same languages

>> No.18915494 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
Name please

>> No.18915497 [DELETED] 

>>18914789
Why don't her reactions match the text... Like at all

>> No.18915499

>>18914952
>>18914969
OP asked for 5 you fucking pseud

>> No.18915518

The Pentateuch (Wilderness)
Joshua (Israel)
Gospel of Mark (Rome)
Gospel of John (Greece)
The Very Hungry Caterpillar (America)

>> No.18915529

>>18915518
>Gospel of Mark (Rome)
>Gospel of John (Greece)
Holy crap what a pseud

>> No.18915548

Who reads Novel? All these are fictio s
Enoch - Ethiopian
Faust - German
Job - Israel
Marcus Aurelius Meditations - SPQR
Big friendly giant - british

>> No.18915562

>>18914789
Labyrinths - Borges
The Trial
Invitation To a Beheading
Candide & other short stories
The Island of Dr Moreau

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>>18915499
Pick five of them. Your choice.

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>>18914789
On second thought, no thank you. She looks like a house elf irl

>> No.18915616

>>18915604
>House elf irl
>Implying that's not my fetish

>> No.18915647

>>18914789
Last 5 books I read should do.
Winesburg Ohio - Anderson
A Whole Life - Seethaler
The Cairo Trilogy - Mahfouz
Marshlands - Gide
The Seven Madmen - Arlt

>> No.18915659

>>18914816
Trippie bri

>> No.18915672

>>18914789
Kurzemīte (Ziedonis, Latvia)
Memory of Water (Itäranta, Finland)
Mesopotamia(Zhadan, Ukraine)
Hunger games(Collins, Burger Land)
Three men in a boat(Jerome, UK)

>> No.18915679

>>18914789
Look at how small and fragile she is. I can break her neck without even trying.

>> No.18915696

>>18914919
gib big tiddy ebony kween RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.18915711
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>>18914789
I haven't read a book in years. Checkmate dipshit

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>>18915548
>Marcus Aurelius Meditations - SPQR
>SPQR in Marcus Aureliuses' time.
PRETENTIOVS PSEVD DETECTED

>> No.18915720

Gargantua & Pantagruel
Don Quixote
The Pickwick Papers
Grapes of Wrath
Joseph and His Brothers

>> No.18915735

>>18914789
what the fuck is wrong with her?

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>>18914789
asterix in switzerland
tintin in tibet
scott pilgrim
the ballad of halo jones
deadnote

>> No.18915759

>>18914789
>novels
>not a pseud
Bait

>> No.18915825

>>18914919
imagine her giant soft sacks embracing and overwhelming your throbbing cock

>> No.18915895

>>18915711
This. Reading is for nerds

>> No.18915970

>>18914789
>we give gluck gluck 9000
she talks like a nice person

>> No.18915972

>>18914789
the fuck is an OF model? (tried to look it up but google is retarded)

>> No.18915976

>>18914789
What an ugly femoid, both inside and out.

>> No.18915983

>>18915972
Only fans, anon

>> No.18915984

>>18915972
onlyfans you retard

>> No.18915988

>>18914789
I am a cat
Crime & punishment
Homage to catalonia
Steppenwolf
Odyssee

>> No.18916014

>>18915467
>sex crazed OF girls
No such thing. Whores are frigid, sex is their disgusting day job and they want to do as little of it as possible.

>> No.18916017

>>18916014
What? You mean to tell me all those profiles of hookers I've read where they say sex is their passion, they can't get enough, so they made it their job, are disingenuous?

>> No.18916019

This isn't hard to do if you're not from the US. In any case I don't consider myself an intellectual.

>> No.18916038

>>18914789
The K bros
The Count of Monte Cristo
A Farewell to Arms
For the Term of His Natural Life
Faust

>> No.18916044

>>18915467
>nibba
Kill urself zoomer

>> No.18916053

>>18916044
Nibba is an old meme phaggot

>> No.18916058

>>18916017
Money is their passion, sex is money. Therefore sex is their passion because money.

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>>18914789
>we give gluck gluck 9000
Somebody translate plt

>> No.18916157

>>18916139
Blowjob. I was curious as well and did some googling

>> No.18916205

>>18916053
>2016
>twitter
>reddit
lmao zoomer 2016 tourist

>> No.18916208

>>18916205
>He actually looked it up
What a newfag

>> No.18916211

>>18914789
>Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
>White Noise by Don DeLillo
>The Faerie Queene: Book One by Edmund Spenser
>The Stranger by Albert Camus
>The Odyssey by Homer

>> No.18916241

>>18915413

Just go to reddit if you want a username you dumb bitch

>> No.18916252

>>18915413
post your toes

>> No.18916260

Thousand Cranes (Japan)
The Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas (Brazil)
Moby Dick (America)
The Beautiful Mr. Seindeman (Poland)
The Brothers Karamazov (Russia)

>> No.18916408

>>18914789
>give gluck gluck 9000
absolute disgusting

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>>18915413
>You know, I’ve told you hundreds of times, you KNOW this CULTure of yours stems from /b/. This is why ever board becomes just like /b/ in the end.

And I don’t care, pseud.

>> No.18916482

>>18914789
Hard Mode: Written by a femoid

The Waves by Virginia Woolf (UK)
The Slynx by Tatyana Tolstaya (USSR)
Pachinko by Min Jin Lee (ROK)
Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto (JPN)
Ör by Auður Ava Ólafsdóttir (Iceland)

btw the first three are kinda based/tolerable, the last two are utter crap

>> No.18916531

>>18914789
Don Quixote (Spain)
Sea of Fertility (Japan)
The Magic Mountain (Germany)
Crime and Punishment (Russia)
Lolita (Based)

I feel like this is way too easy. Should have made the number 10 or something. Probably could have done 5 exclusively with stuff we read in high school.

>> No.18916553

>>18914789
Anna Karenina,
Call of the wild,
Candide,
The trouble with being born,
Inkheart

>> No.18916562

>>18914789
the human beast
ficciones
moby dick
coin locker babies
el lazarillo de tormes

>> No.18916581

ficciones, (borges) argentina
karamazov bros, russia
ulysses, ireland
don quixote, spain
VALIS, USA

>> No.18916633

>>18914789
The Age of the Fish (Croatia)
Hadji Murat (Russia)
No longer Human (Japan)
Journey to the End of the Night (France)
Faust (Germany)

>> No.18916661

Fuck Niggers (UK)
Fuck Niggers (US)
Fuck NIggers (CSA)
Fuck Niggers (RU)
Fuck NIggers (Tartaria)

>> No.18916694

>>18915413
>This is why ever board becomes just like /b/ in the end.
what about responding to the >Honest question, and I ask with no malice.
with snark and apathy? hypocrite. conformist. your answer to that question always says something like "I left /b/", but that is totally insufficient. why is chan culture worse when everyone's name is Anonymous?

I'm going to test what happens if I try stealing your name.

>> No.18916699

Epic of Gilgamesh (Mesopotamia)
Amok (Austria)
Crime and Punishment (Russia)
The Damned Street (Yugoslavia)
In Dubious Battle (America)

>> No.18916725

>>18915679
Thats what makes her hot

>> No.18916726

I like to suck on big juicy cocks. Nigger cocks, tranny cocks, chink cocks, beaner cocks, pajeet cocks. I just cant live without a cock being shoved down my throat.

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18916738

Is irnos even possible for average guys like me to hook up with OnlyFans models or isn’t she trolling?

>> No.18916780

>>18915413
>Anonymity being a defining feature of the site stems from /b/
I'm not talking about "anonymoose is legion" culture you fucking idiot. I'm talking about the fact that you being the only person in the thread with a username is an abuse of the format. It's like shouting in a quiet space to get attention. And it's actually way worse on a slow board because there's fewer of us.
But, I shouldn't have expected a rational answer from you. You probably just have ASPD.

>> No.18916813

>>18914990
>hundred years in solitude
t. general tullius

>> No.18916828

i havent read a book since elementary school and im still smarter than the person reading this

>> No.18916832

>>18915413
He's right though. Anonymity is the whole point of these boards and what makes them meaningfully different from other sites. Your presence here is genuinely obnoxious and I hope that we can all learn to just never reply to posters with tripcodes so you will go away.

>> No.18917172

>>18916241
Just go to /b/ if you want no user names, you dumb bitch.

>>18916694
How old are you? Not even 16 I’m sure of it.

>>18916780
No, it really isn’t.

>>18916832
No, it really isn’t. It’s the “point” of /b/ and you see what it gets them. Go back

>> No.18917222

>>18917172
The culture is what the majority say it is. You can't unilaterally decide that everyone else is wrong about finding your behavior obnoxious. You're truly in denial if you think a single person here likes you.

>> No.18917288

I'm sort of new to /lit/ but you fucking idiots need to stop humoring triptards. Every other board has its share of resident schizos/tripfags that are ignored, but you fucks just feed these clowns and give them more reasons to keep posting. It's the same two in every thread. Do you guys feed the cockroaches in your walls?

>> No.18917301

>>18917222
>This board is for shitposting because the majority demand it and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
Yes, b/tard

>> No.18917331

Test

>> No.18917339

The only people more mentally ill and socially maladjusted than myself are the anons who feed me delicious (you)s

YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY WUMMY

>> No.18917580

>>18917339
Get your own name m dummy

>> No.18917685

>>18914789
How is this a decent pseud check?
Do Americans typically only read American authors?

Anyways:
>The Loser - Thomas Bernhard
>Story of the Eye - Georges Bataille
>Crash - J. G. Ballard
>Mysteries - Knut Hamsun
>Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino

>> No.18917722

>>18917288
hey, at least cumgenius makes me kek. butters is just annoying

>> No.18917764

what does that prove? you have to read more than that when you go to school where i live.

>> No.18917779

>>18917685
>Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino
How could I forget Calvino? Read that one too

>18917722
Hope she sees, bru

>> No.18919267

>>18914789
Metamorphosis
The Arabian Nights
The Stranger
Crime and Punishment
Beowulf

>> No.18919601

>>18917301
>>18917172
>How old are you? Not even 16 I’m sure of it.

>>This board is for shitposting because the majority demand it and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
>Yes, b/tard

honestly, you're so disappointing. I thought your politics, language, and personality were different than that which infest the majority of this website, but I was wrong. again, you're a conformist, but worse, one with whom interaction can yield nothing of value.

>>18917288
has the right perspective, but i was hoping he'd be wrong. cumgenius is annoying and grandiose, too. xi jinping is quitting weed. oh well, this website is full of eyesores to be ignored, from jezebel threads to addictive idiots-to-respond-to.

>> No.18920464

>>18914789
fuck
war and peace
the sound of waves
old man and the sea
dune
genesis

thanks for reminding me how much i love to read
my dad checked on me one time because he wanted to see me reading