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Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:21:11 2011 No.1889322 [Reply] [Original]

Get home, see this. Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:22:11 2011 No.1889326 Ask her where that nice couch and god-awful curtains came from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:22:11 2011 No.1889327 >>1889323 >implying girls like sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:22:11 2011 No.1889323 Ask her if she'd like to have sex with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:23:11 2011 No.1889328 Ask her why she's wearing shoes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:23:11 2011 No.1889331 Rape repeatedly. Repeat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:24:11 2011 No.1889334 What the lady reading?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:24:11 2011 No.1889335 Excuse me, who are you? What are you doing in my home? Why are you naked?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:24:11 2011 No.1889336 >>1889328 They're obviously for self defense. She's going around naked, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:26:11 2011 No.1889342 >>1889336 They won't last long....not when I'm sucking her toes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:26:11 2011 No.1889343 hire Sasha Grey and her to dually read me books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:30:11 2011 No.1889355 >>1889342 Good to know I'm not the only one with a foot fetish on here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:36:11 2011 No.1889368 >>1889355 >dubs! You are not alone. If she were sitting on my couch, in my fantasy, she wouldn't have the shoes at all. brb masturbating

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:39:11 2011 No.1889371 File: 176 KB, 536x768, jeje.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, Hi there!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:50:11 2011 No.1889389 what are you reading, honey?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 11:58:11 2011 No.1889398 File: 239 KB, 800x496, 2221113286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1889389 Atlas Shrugged. I'm so bored.. do you want to do me while I finish this chapter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 12:02:11 2011 No.1889403 You speakey engrish, yes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 12:04:11 2011 No.1889406 >>1889398 woah, that's a weird way to read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 12:15:11 2011 No.1889424 File: 25 KB, 478x720, librarian_bri_newman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are there suddenly pictures of not-even-naked zipperheads all over the place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 12:18:11 2011 No.1889429 >>1889424 because rangers are no where near as hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 12:23:11 2011 No.1889437 File: 33 KB, 533x558, gay_bears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1889424 Sup bro!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 30 12:24:11 2011 No.1889439 File: 59 KB, 600x385, rangers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1889429 Rangers? WTF are you on, numpty?